Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

October 3rd, 2014

Why has he put that in his mouth?

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1754 AEST: Lebanese real estate agency juniors performing physical challenges. Ditto. Also,

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1747 AEST: Backpackers in their underwear. It’s going to be a long, long weekend.

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@SnarkyPlatypus En outre, le troisième verset doit être chantée à une voix de fausset plaintif.

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@SnarkyPlatypus … Et la jeune fille qui vous aime est au-dessus de votre station, et s’éloigne.

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@SnarkyPlatypus La musique populaire de la Thaïlande n’est utile que si vous êtes un garçon de classe inférieure qui est tombé en amour…

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Thaitown residential sector, Sydney instagram.com/p/trovjqiFjY/

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@BundyB @mpesce I’M SAYING THAT NOW BUT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.

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Pondering the magic underpants.

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@aqualung That said, we’ve got roughly fortnightly podcasts for the time being. I have learned things.

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“8 Secret Service Blunders That Put The President’s Life At Risk” clickhole.com/article/8-secr…

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@aqualung It made almost no difference, but then I put little real effort into the promotion. I shall explain more across the weekend.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian @RealNickHodge ROOMBAS. [They’re covered under Goatse.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Misery. Douleur. Ennui. Ténèbres. Mort. Toutes les choses habituelles.

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RT @RealNickHodge: Things of the internet. [Cats. Squid. Hentai. Goatse. That’s all the important ones.]

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@skitterrusty I suspect it’s because there’s cheap accommodation over this side. Or maybe they’re just heading for drinks, it being Friday.

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@sylmobile I think the list of weapons I’m familiar with is well-known. Even without me having to publish it.

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@sylmobile No. But I don’t know how to use a *paint* gun.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis en s’inclinant devant l’inévitable. Et vous?

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This is not a complaint, I hasten to add.

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There’s a large number of fit young men and women in Haymarket right now, all wearing clothes with the slogan “Team Monash”.

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According to the email I just received, both chocolate and red wine are “paleo”. Goddam those cave-dwellers!

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efa_oz SYD: Wed 15 Oct @stilgherrian & @carlynyst will discuss data retention in the EU/UK Book Now! ow.ly/Cc1rg

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julieposetti From the archives: my 2006 research report on media coverage of Australia’s Howard-era debates reportingdiversity.org.au/cs_one.pdf

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RT @guardian: Tony Abbott has not asked for burqa ban to be reversed, speaker’s office says trib.al/jjYVlFF [So who’s fibbing here?]

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Broadly speaking, it’s not my fault.

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RT @jonoabroad: @stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia are there any other words in the article? [No. Just those. Repeated 150 times.]

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It includes the words “Ello”, “hallucination”, “snail”, “monospaced” and “laughing”.

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@semibogan What, you’re saying you’re not just a little bit turned on by this news?

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Writing words. Cranky words.

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People whose enjoyment of sportsball is “ruined” because TV won’t use technology that didn’t exist just the other year.

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RT @CarriePotter_: that time i killed a bug and traumatized a child. pic.twitter.com/LSMpsW2SfD [The “self-tan” line is especially cruel.]

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Anyway, now we need to figure out the three key differences between Bronwyn Bishop and a senile goose. Take your time on this one.

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Just as an aside, when even Andrew Laming MP is making sense when speaking against your position, you know you’re screwed.

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Making two mistakes at once, both involving larb.

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@mpesce Yes, we should plug @statelibrarynsw’s excellent selection of online tools. It’s… comprehensive.

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cfuty How to protect yourself against Ebola: Boil all bodily fluids before consumption.

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SwiftOnSecurity techjournalism.txt pic.twitter.com/7fAqZpN2H4

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@nslater @ZDNet @ldignan Well, I see someone has edited the headline, so I won’t make any further comment

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The SEKRIT thing is complete. The southward journey begins.

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In the middle of SEKRIT things.

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@JayStephens Ah yes, there’s a lot of that about. That melange of ideas must feel like it provides an “answer” to do many.

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@nslater @ZDNet @ldignan I also suspect that not all @replies are picked up in any event.

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@nslater @ZDNet @ldignan Then it may have been sent while I was away. I generally don’t look back, not even overnight. The river flows on.

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Implementing the plan.

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fanfiction_txt “man, fuck this, you fuckosarus sex, i’mo bust some caps in yo’ asses,” sly said as he mowed the cops and carmelia down with his gun.

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@GordyPls Recording a podcast on a ferry would be a nice touch.

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@GordyPls You know, could perhaps be turned onto a city-wide review of public transport personnel.

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Shorter Australia: “Hurry up, Iraq, get that paperwork done. We want to start bombing things.”

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@JayStephens The culture wars? That term seems to be covering a rather large landscape these days.

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Fri plan, redraft: 0822 train to Turramurra; 0930 SEKRIT project; shoulder repairs, if timing works; write for @zdnetaustralia; evening TBA.

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TheMediaTweets C’mon, what’s not to trust when this man talks about financial affairs? pic.twitter.com/XzvlJTgHac

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RJSzczerba This little guy looks like he’s just hatched a plan for world domination! pic.twitter.com/qjeLgtC4Ns

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@Taco_Lad @big_picture Yeah, binary gender is just a tad out of touch. Still, ‘Murca.

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Still, @big_picture, I suppose it’s kind of honest. It makes perfectly clear what you think of your audience.

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That “innovation” at @big_picture is quite nasty. Either answer our questions or promote us. You serve our purposes.

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WTF, @big_picture? FFS, shove your “well other people answered questions” manipulation and just show me an advert. pic.twitter.com/bLm848oMIf

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So, Bronwyn Bishop, eh?

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@snitchio @yourabi You may want to email me. It’s not even 0700 so I won’t remember tweets.

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natashavc “WHAT IF A PIG FARMER GETS ON A PLANE AND COUGHS IN YOUR MOUTH?”

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LaughingSquid Principal and Her Dog Join Student Who Petitioned His School to Include His Laser Cat Yearbook Photo laughingsquid.com/principal-and-…

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Now I’m frightened.

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Maybe @dobes already knows about that cat song. Maybe I’m the one who needed to be informed.

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RT @sylmobile: Good morning, World. youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMo… [I suspect @dobes needs to know about this.]

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I have the feeling that today is going to be one of those days when we’ll all need quite a few asterisks.

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RT @andreasdotorg: Weev is a Nazi. gawker.com/ipad-hacker-an… [Well that should clarify* everything.]

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“Burqa ban a political excuse for persecution”, writes Waleed Aly bluntly and correctly. Tell those who need telling. smh.com.au/comment/burqa-…

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ScottFilmCritic A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It’s a masterpiece. pic.twitter.com/s4ETnpWRIt

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This week’s @RNDownload has @reillystyley and me on spook laws and Ello. Also, Call of Duty. abc.net.au/radionational/… soundcloud.com/downloadthissh…

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Hey @RNBreakfast, I hear you’re talking to politicians about burqas in Parliament House. Talking to anyone who knows, y’know, security?

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Fri plan, draft: 0822 train to Turramurra; 0930 SEKRIT project; write for @zdnetaustralia; shoulder repairs, Potts Point [?]; evening TBA.

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Friday. Yes, yes, you go ahead and keep thinking that. Fool. You’ll find out soon enough. Friday.

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