Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 9th, 2014

_youhadonejob Very funny Netflix. pic.twitter.com/STkGN7AW9y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Oct 9th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@hardy_bm Perhaps you mean “executive producer”?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to hardy_bm

unsungsongs Misunderstood that. Not entirely my fault @Slate. pic.twitter.com/ulyoN4hgMl

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Here is today’s Clarke and Dawe: “The War in Iraq. Not the Previous One. The Current One.” youtube.com/watch?v=6tF-5X…

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Have people caught up with the new episode of “The 9pm Edict” yet? stilgherrian.com/edict/00030/ It’s at SoundCloud too. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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“Holt - find the truth”, a Kickstarter already at $27k of its $65k target to make a Cold War thriller. kickstarter.com/projects/singu…

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In the final stages of today’s plan. The lady of the SEKRIT eyrie arrives in under three hours. Almost all the blood has been cleaned up.

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JrodMac92 Guy yelling at packed tram: “can you move so I can get on please?” Random lass: “I would, but you’re wearing runners with your suit”

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Laughing. Or crying. Can’t decide which.

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RT @nigelwadsworth: Are the media making people panic a little bit by saying a ‘mild fever’ is Ebola-like symptoms? [Yes.]

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@damienpbuckley @GrogsGamut Yes I did see which tweet. And my response stands. The chart is accurate.

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@damienpbuckley @GrogsGamut Were you watching the presser? Did you hear what was said?

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drearyclocks .@mpesce gives the tech angle on ebola pic.twitter.com/yh1cguA5WE

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I AM MASHING MY FACE INTO THE SURFACE OF THE DESK REPEATEDLY UNTIL YOU ALL STOP BEING SO GODDAM FUCKING STUPID.

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RT @mattdasilva: @stilgherrian you mean “uninformed” … [Oh no, uniformed feelpinions are good.]

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@scottcarson1957 Everything. You must be afraid of everything.

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WE NEED MORE UNIFORMED FEELPINIONS BRING THEM TO ME NOW.

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@damienpbuckley @GrogsGamut Sorry, I seem to have missed the bit in your bio which says “epidemiologist”. My mistake.

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Some of us can get through the day without constantly having “fears” for everything, even when we have anxiety issues. What’s your problem?

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EVERYBODY PLEASE FORGET WHAT YOU JUST SAW AND YOUR OWN EMOTIONS. YOU SAW FEAR, OK, YOU ARE AFRAID. YOU ARE BLOODY WELL AFRAID.

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@GuardianAus I watched that presser. I didn’t see “fear”. Apart from someone nervous in front of a camera. Stage fright, no ebola fear.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to GuardianAus

@GuardianAus “Fears”. I see. Who is “afraid”, exactly?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pense que j’ai le virus Ebola. Et vous?

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RT @GrogsGamut: Not that I want anyone stop the PANIC!!!! But here’s a handy Ebola quiz pic.twitter.com/LHzwwE3LoR [No. Keep panic, everyone.]

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Summary: Cairns nurse returns from African ebola work. She now reports she has a mild fever. She’s in quarantine. Awaiting test results.

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And the presser is over.

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We can look forward to quite a few hours of insane speculation and panic now, since the test results won’t be back until around midnight.

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Dr Young is going to have to repeat “there is no risk to anyone else” many, many times before the dumbfuck media stop asking her.

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Mind you, if you’re not used to doing press conferences, then “nervous” is pretty normal.

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Dr Jeannete Young looks as nervous as all fuck.

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The Queensland Dept of Health presser on the suspected ebola case is about to begin. 9news.com.au/queensland

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willozap still one of my favourite photos pic.twitter.com/pnNxkz8omT

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MrSimblaa BREAKING: The 4pm (AEDT) press conference with Queensland Health on a possible ebola case will be streamed live on 9news.com.au/queensland

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Oct 9th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@alex_c_lee @NichBoy @PeteLawler Oh, I’d just assumed that the Sun had exploded again.

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@NichBoy @alex_c_lee Some people should never be part of a hive mind. Not even if they are actually bees.

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jeamland There are no whole integers x, y, and z such that x^n + y^n = z^n for n > 2.

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@mpesce @ABCNews24 Give ‘em hell. Encouraging people to use unsecured wi-fi, as Telstra is, is just plain irresponsible.

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@alex_c_lee @TheRoastTV That is something to be both celebrated and feared. May the hive mind continue its good work.

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The latest @lexiconvalley podcast includes a fascinating look at the inherent sexism in slang. slate.com/articles/podca…

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You wouldn’t download a cloud.

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@jdub @parisbcowan You should probably get back to work now.

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Does anyone remember when photographs used to be in focus?

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“Yes Minister, let’s do the ‘cloud-first’ thing”, writes @parisbcowan. Good piece on AU govt “cloud-first”. itnews.com.au/BlogEntry/3966…

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I know this is relatively late for a plan, but the owner of the SEKRIT eyrie returns very late tonight and I need to be awake then.

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Thu plan: Plan @zdnetaustralia story-writing for coming weeks; return SEKRIT southern Sydney eyrie to fit state for its owner; pork; gin.

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If in doubt, just up the dosage.

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I should also say that @alex_c_lee was very good on @TheRoastTV too, lest she feel left out, but a fine psychotic meltdown always wins.

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In last night’s @TheRoastTV, @NichBoy is even more disturbing/good than usual. Also, Labor reform. youtube.com/watch?v=5laovQ…

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Here’s a 5-minute video of @firstdogonmoon at work in his studio. He speaks and everything. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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People never see the asterisks.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Blisters? [Not if you use lubricant.]

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@terencehuynh Yeah it’s pretty standard. “Shit, we’d better invite more people!” But they forget to change the RSVP date.

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Here’s another one. “RSVP: Wednesday, 1st October 2014”. I love being “one of our special media guests”.

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Welcome to the B-list, motherfuckers.

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Feeling special* being invited to an “invitation-only” “limited-places” event when the email still says RSVPs closed four days ago. [Smirk.]

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Thu plan, draft: Plan @zdnetaustralia story-writing for coming weeks; return SEKRIT southern Sydney eyrie to fit state for its owner; pork.

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I still feel a bit dreadful though.

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I seriously needed that sleep-in after The Kebab Error.

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Thursday. Please put everything into the bucket. Your clothes will be returned in due course. Thursday.

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