Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 20th, 2014

On the other hand, @TheRoastTV’s Legend of Girly-Man is most engaging.

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I was watching tonight’s @TheRoastTV but the Disturbing Imagery Alarm has gone off again.

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TheMediaTweets ‘They’ are lying to us… pic.twitter.com/e9KohVi9TO (via @viz)

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winewankers On the back of a truck. A practical approach to a catastrophe, nice :) pic.twitter.com/OQ0XkntnRp

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xntrik @semibogan been thinking about this all afternoon… Is there such a thing as passive-aggressive bukkake?

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@NewtonMark Oh a worthy nomination, yes. It’ll be nice to get away from Florida for a time.

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New Corrupted Nerds podcast: “Metadata & surveillance with @privacyint’s @carlynystcorruptednerds.com/pod/c00012/ pic.twitter.com/Kp9t1ShCoA (2/2)

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Will metadata musings ever mature beyond paranoid fears?” Contains ‘Nazi pedos’. zdnet.com/will-metadata-… (1/2)

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I might re-plug a couple of things, before you all descend into your Monday night braying and bleating and psychological decay.

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RT @GarvilchMariana: WTAF! “@ThatMissQuin: October 21st is International Fisting Day!
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[Goodness me.]

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That reminds me. “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy

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No, @johnb78, my current avatar is not @dannolan.

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In which Tony Taylor (UTS) spells just how stupid the Pyne curriculum review is. theconversation.com/pyne-curriculu…

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TheMediaTweets YouGov should cut to the chase and ask ‘If MPs were crisps, what crisps would they be?’ or ‘What biscuit does David Cameron remind you of?’

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RT @Refugees: Tanzania has granted citizenship to 162,000 Burundian refugees trib.al/EG4WkuD pic.twitter.com/2cUApbrOWU [Generosity, see]

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Well that hashtag died rather quickly. I suppose we’ll never be able to improve upon .

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leslienassar There’s no App that lets me geotag and share my feelpinions? Outrageous! pic.twitter.com/RSQNlao411

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@johnb78 @rpy Not appointment yet. But forget that, just report it to ACMA. There’s a form on their website.

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RT @sylmobile: Who’s Russell Brand? [Exactly.]

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@rpy Also, “instruction in crime”, get your website Refused Classification and taken off the internets. There’s precedent.

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rpy Lifehack: get sentenced under s192E of the Crimes Act by defrauding a cinema lifehacker.com.au/2014/10/be-a-d…

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RT @bjkraal: .@stilgherrian “If you sniff something say something” []

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I think that Bob the Kelpie is going to make a return appearance in the next episode of “The 9pm Edict”.

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“If you stroke something say something.”

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Gosh, they really do rhyme ‘Venus’ and ‘seen us’ in that song. [Well it’s either that or ‘penis’.]

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“If you smoke something say something.”

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RT @ZacDavies: If you seal something, say something. [OK, everyone, now it’s your turn. ]

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“If you imagine something say something.”

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Wait. I have an idea.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Alors, je suis limité à l’enregistrement audio. Vous aurez à utiliser votre imagination. Avez-vous besoin d’une chanson?

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“If you imagine something say something.”

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“‘Burqa ban’ imposed after anonymous radio rumour reached parliament”, writes @lenoretaylor theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis à l’écoute de retour de mes enregistrements de l’orgie de currawongs. C’est sublime. Et vous?

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BuildaLibrary My daughter wanted to be Han Solo for Halloween and asked me to be Princess Leia. Thanks for the assist @HerUniverse! i.imgur.com/x6SvGH0.jpg

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@dobes I can pick a replicant. You bet you can. You bet I can.

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@dobes Is there nothing you can’t learn from a Harrison Ford movie?

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia Ah, the joy of the death of copyright! Do you know whether that painting was ever recovered? Or did YOU steal it?

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New blog post: “Corrupted Nerds on metadata, surveillance and privacy” stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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pptsapper STILL a better CAS platform and more effective airframe than the F-35 pic.twitter.com/h0onMSFX1A

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“ASIS agents fired guns while boozing, and lied to IGIS about it”, writes @BernardKeane crikey.com.au/2014/10/20/asi…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Will metadata musings ever mature beyond paranoid fears?” Contains ‘Nazi pedos’. zdnet.com/will-metadata-…

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I have made a lovely tomato, carrot and chilli soup, which I am now eating in a quantity and manner which will later cause regret.

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sexenheimer Congrats to @mjec on being declared non-vexatious. To @AusElectoralCom: suffer in your jocks. scribd.com/doc/243619346/…

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From 3 weeks ago, “Ghostbusters with Jacqui Lambie”, being another brief and excellent video. vimeo.com/107125953

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“Tony Abbott’s ‘Shirtfront’ Threat, Seamlessly Inserted Into ‘The Untouchables’”, a brief and excellent video. junkee.com/tony-abbotts-s…

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Pinboard Apple is betting that U2 is the future of online music, while Andreessen has put his money on Hootie and the Blowfish. The future is mild

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RT @xntrik: @semibogan i rage over everything.. [Then get a cloth or something… a box of tissues maybe.]

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Can Crusader Rabbit, like, not do the dominant male grab-both-arms thing all the time? Just shake the man’s hand FFS. pic.twitter.com/ysbfohYAz9

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Oh dear, this @UlyssesReader task could take some time…

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UlyssesReader Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead,

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UlyssesReader - I -

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UlyssesReader by James Joyce

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UlyssesReader ULYSSES

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So is @TonyAbbottMHR’s inauguration gift to @jokowi_do2 a new smartphone? Just asking questions.

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glengyron EAT THE SEAL

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@dobes I think I just committed a cybercrime.

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@dobes Maybe your email account was hacked by mussos and chinky-poos. Is your email “password sensitive”?

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RT @dobes: Any word on the seal? [What, like a tattoo or something? “My Brother’s Keeper”?]

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dannolan it’s still happening

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@elronxenu @planetmoney Turn the causality chain the other way around. Or, listen to the effing podcast before commenting. :P

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Pleased to see a juvenile crimson rosella standing up to, and repelling, the bullying of a much bigger slender-billed cuckoo-dove.

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“What Happened To Women In Computer Science?”, asks @planetmoney podcast. It’s a must-listen. npr.org/blogs/money/20… pic.twitter.com/LVgU6vtzSt

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“Thailand’s junta bribes traffic cops to stop taking bribes”, writes @BKKApologist globalpost.com/dispatch/news/… Ping @ApostrophePong

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@ssharwood It’s good to stay up to date in these matters.

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RT @monsoontrader: @stilgherrian I read water as wine and instantly believed. [Yes, I can divine for wine. That’s even easier, actually.]

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“Scientists say that her body cells are unusually sensitive to physical and chemical changes in the earth.” So there, @safzoro.

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RT @safzoro: @stilgherrian Did you look like this? youtube.com/watch?v=u8QGAJ… [I can neither confirm nor deny. But…]

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I wonder whether this would be a good day to say that I was trained in water divining and I was quite good at it.

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@fewenfarbetween Didn’t see it myself. But then I have a more detailed impression of the currawong, having watching him over several days.

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How to get ahead in the Australian Public Service in the Abbott era. (Sorry, @TheMandarinAU.) pic.twitter.com/zSgMpm6Qpo

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@errolwi @bunjaree Ah yes, so many P-40s got sharktooth paint jobs.

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@errolwi @bunjaree Hang on, or is that a P-40 just named “Currawong”?

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@errolwi @bunjaree Oh! I had no idea there was an aircraft called the Currawong. There goes my evening. Thanks*.

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@jonoabroad @michaelneale Kinda. I just popped out to record some audio of them. I’ll talk more about it in the podcast tomorrow.

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@missayme I know currawongs well. A family lived behind our house in Enmore, and the young ones completely pwned our cats.

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@michaelneale Kinda, but they live in different places. Currawongs are in the valleys and scrub, stay low. Magpies in treetops, open space.

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For non-locals, here’s a pied currawong I photographed at @bunjaree in March 2013. flickr.com/photos/stilghe… pic.twitter.com/mRjyKNCJ5m

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The currawongs have wheeled back, climbed, and dispersed across some 50m of treetops. The rowdy currawong orgy has resumed.

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Wow. A flock of about 50 currawongs just zoomed through @bunjaree’s eucalypt forest at an altitude of 1.5m in complete silence. But so fast.

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You know who got that seal, don’t you? Sharks. With lasers.

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RT @PeterPhelpsMLC: Sydney. Unsealed. pic.twitter.com/Mms6kocjDR [Oh no. You can even seen the scorch marks from where they vaporised it.]

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MT @sallywhyte: There’s a school grp watching the Senate. Girls are wearing headscarves. Today of all days. pic.twitter.com/NSDQiEH47P [5 stars]

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New Corrupted Nerds podcast: “Metadata & surveillance with @privacyint’s @carlynystcorruptednerds.com/pod/c00012/ pic.twitter.com/Kp9t1ShCoA

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I really don’t give a toss about Whisper one way or another, but their car-crash of bluster and arsehattery is irresistibly hilarious.

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“Heyward admits he has no idea whether the Guardian’s reporting on Whisper is accurate”, writes @paulcarr pando.com/2014/10/19/hey…

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@CeadaoinsChild @snerdish @GordyPls I have no idea what you are talking about. Obviously.

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I feel like paella. Does @NSWSES have a paellacopter? We really do need a paellacopter.

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@scott_thewspot It confuses me too. This is an unexpected bonus.

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No seriously, go read @jayrayner1’s review of Beast. It’ll restore your faith in humanity, or something. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

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I keep reading “Sydney BI Social Group” as “bisexual,”, not “business intelligence”. I suspect I’m not alone.

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@Rog42 @joannejacobs @paulwallbank I think you’re imagining things. No-one has said anything about automatically wrong. No even close.

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@Rog42 @joannejacobs Also, I think you’re taking my playful dig at my friend @paulwallbank far, far too seriously.

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@Rog42 @joannejacobs @paulwallbank I don’t get the allusion. Who’s the baby and who’s the bathwater here?

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@Rog42 @joannejacobs @paulwallbank Visiting “experts” aren’t automatically right. It’s a prod to critical consumption.

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London’s Beast, “what the unmitigated male ego looks like, when expressed as a restaurant.” Nice work, @jayrayner1. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

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A not-bad list of rhetorical tricks and logical fallacies, though some examples are wobbly. informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations…

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In which the clueful @gassee discusses “The iPad’s Future” mondaynote.com/2014/10/19/the…

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad If they haven’t they should. The effects of platypus venom are “excruciatingly painful”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_…

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad “Boomers” are also adult male kangaroos and wallabies, but they don’t do much underwater stuff off Mexico.

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skilpat “ALWAYS LEAVE OFFICE ON TIME” pic.twitter.com/hoyStZzpXn

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LGLancaster @drearyclocks
just count syllables
teaching haiku is not hard
also your a dick

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gollmann So your next gen security product doesn’t use signatures at all? pic.twitter.com/ti1Y7bJbwe

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@allisonr @R_Chirgwin Hah! Well, it was at the upper end of the size range, and I zooming into the photo I think I can see… parts.

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@allisonr @R_Chirgwin Ah yes, the Wikipedia entry says they can eat pretty much anything. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_wal… Also, I think it’s a male.

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However, @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree, this explains why the bird seed I’d left out vanished overnight. I saw it eating the rosellas’ leftovers.

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I’m surprised he/she was out and about so late in the morning, @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree, but he/she is gone now.

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That, ladies and gentlemen, is a swamp wallaby (Wallabia bicolor). Well, it was. It fled as soon as it saw me.

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fanfiction_txt “Cum inside me Naruto. Paint my insides with your seed please.”

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Rob_Stott But how will we know? RT @KJBar PUP Senator Lambie says the decision will put a smile on the face of the overseas Islamic extremists

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SwiftOnSecurity It’s depressing how the creator of Linux can’t even pronounce it right.

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Why is @paulwallbank questioning the idea that a fly-in fly-out American can provide all the insights on our culture? That’s un-Australia.

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Last week’s EFA/APF chat with @privacyint’s @carlynyst re metadata and surveillance is now a Corrupted Nerds podcast. corruptednerds.com/pod/c00012/

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RT @juhasaarinen: Cloud, big data propel bank CISOs into the boardroom itnews.com.au/Feature/396892… [A circus cannon would be more fun.]

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@cefiar Yeah, such events always start with a lengthy advertorial. I mean keynote.

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RT @PeteLawler: @stilgherrian you aren’t on a blacklist, you are the blacklist. [Bah! I had a shower on Friday.]

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Abhaxas go home twitter, you’re drunk. i’ll accept my bugbounty via bitcoin thx pic.twitter.com/iZOoa0hSEb

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Is there a Telstra event today? No-one tells me anything any more.

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@TristanRayner It’s a start, I guess, but I can’t see the level of discussion moving beyond the most trivial. Also, “lollies” is excellent.

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Once again, grateful for the fact that I mute all the politics and political TV show hashtags. Life’s too short to bother with that stuff.

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jayrosen_nyu I’d like to know if The Guardian is harboring two fabulists, or — alternatively —Whisper’s editor is making wild accusations. Wouldn’t you?

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paulcarr Christ. You get the tech journalism you deserve.

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“Rather than further debate the Guardian’s methods or allegations,” weasel’s Whisper CEO @michaelheywire. Funny. medium.com/@michaelheywir…

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jayrosen_nyu Whisper apparently thinks we’re going to forget about accusations by its editor that The Guardian fabricated quotes and invented characters.

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I think it is time to do something with a chicken.

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And now they have moved on.

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There’s some sort of vast currawong orgy going on outside.

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Mon plan: Post or file all the things finished on the weekend (done); a little bloggery; initial production for “The 9pm Edict”; sulk.

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New Corrupted Nerds podcast: “Conversations 12: Metadata & surveillance with @privacyint’s @carlynystcorruptednerds.com/pod/c00012/

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains Nazi Pedos and paranoia.

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cox_tom No real contest when it comes to the best two Devon Cornwall police tweets of this week. pic.twitter.com/u7NwV8Mb6Z

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tinderfessions Swiped right just to tell a guy he had a hot dad. He was not happy. Got even more mad when I asked if his dad was single. - Olivia

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@SnarkyPlatypus Le poney est un mensonge. Tout est un mensonge. Tout dans ce tweet est faux.

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MT @SnarkyPlatypus: If in doubt, drop a tactical nuke. [Always good advice.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La performance de cet univers est terrible. J’espère que le bar est ouvert pendant l’intervalle. Et vous?

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This appears to be the most current Radio Sweden story on the alleged Russian submarine. They say no distress signal. sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.a…

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timcarvell Sometimes the @nytimes newsfeed is indistinguishable from a set of texts from your drunkest friend. pic.twitter.com/s3rCaO38fE

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Mon plan, draft: Post or file all the things finished on the weekend; a little bloggery; initial production for “The 9pm Edict”; sulk.

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Monday. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Monday.

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