Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 22nd, 2014

“20th Century: The Evolution of Women’s Workwear”, as well as the infotech they use. mashable.com/2014/10/22/wom… pic.twitter.com/wv2mncAjio

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stevendoyle@TechnicallyRon: The new issue of ANGRY TWITTER MAGAZINE is out today pic.twitter.com/gTEZIj6m09@Lilylauren

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RT @lukehopewell: Excuse me while I head a desk so hard the world ends No need to apologise. The asteroid has been too slow.]

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@umairh @WIRED Or, conversely… shall I draw a diagram?

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umairh For men who never want to have sex again. “@WIRED: This is how you use a full-body mouse wrd.cm/1FyU2uG pic.twitter.com/8LmcDWsIKV

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@glengyron Everything I do is designed to impress Gina. Obviously.

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@franksting It feels like that, obviously, but the Internet of Trees has finally delivered.

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I present for your amusement and ridicule, “The 9pm Vision for Australia”, being a podcast. stilgherrian.com/edict/00031/ pic.twitter.com/HLHA9rbwCV

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@PaulCunningham @mpesce They were once both weekly. Now they are both monthly.

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@mpesce It is no longer weekly, but monthly. But a name changed to “Women’s Monthly” was deemed tricky.

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Oops hang on. I meant 2230 AEDT. Please disregard previous transmissions.

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@mpesce And how often does the Women’s Weekly come out?

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The ETA for a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” is around 2030 AEDT.

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CovertContact Find the company making all those ISIS flags and you may be able to unravel the whole network. They love them some flags.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well yes. I can’t remember whether you’ve been to D’Vine or not, but they’re a proper little booze shop.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. And when I told them about Swedish pear cider with strawberry and lime there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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I got much grief from D’Vine Wentworth Falls when I mentioned I’d been to a certain large chain liquor store recently. Almost got evicted.

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Right, time to open one of these bottles and settle into the podcast recording. We can solve the Middle East after that’s done.

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chrisberg “well may we say ‘god save the queen’ because nothing will save the governor-general” - kurt cobain 1967-1993

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@markc Perhaps, but there’s quite a few steps between “having a gun” and “being a threat”. Especially when up against anyone with a clue.

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@Prohairetic @DavidLeyonhjelm A lot of analysis I’ve been reading suggests they’re also assigned to garrison duties. Useless in the field.

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GuardianAus Gough Whitlam v Tony Abbott quiz: great quotes but from which era? trib.al/BTIIcki

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It’s also pleasing, @DavidLeyonhjelm, to hear a Senator using the word “dickheads” in an appropriate context.

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Once more I agree with Senator @DavidLeyonhjelm. That “teen jihadist” video just shows than ISIS is recruiting dickheads.

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“Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy

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TlfTravelAlerts Pimlico station will be unmanned today as staff are away completing their wolf attack preparedness training.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui. La majeure partie de celui-ci a été scénarisé et les segments préparé. Je vais l’enregistrer après le dîner.

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@bunjaree I’ve heard some new sounds, that’s for sure. The king parrots this morning were a surprise. Things have definitely shifted,.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il se déroule comme prévu. Et vous?

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It’s a magnificent afternoon out there. Once again, I’ll mention that it’d be a great birdwatching weekend at @bunjaree.

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@cefiar I’m told that the internet of trees comes down from the trees tomorrow, actually.

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The scripting and pre-production for “The 9pm Edict” goes well. I’ll now stroll to the village for a refreshing ale or two before recording.

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@dananimal The “gh” did the trick, actually, a nice hard “g”.

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ellinghausen The PM scrambles for the nearest seat after noticing Madam Speaker has risen to her feet as he departs QT pic.twitter.com/jEhQZP8Go4

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RouteLastResort “Uh-oh, our data’s not big. What do we do?”

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GreenJ bohemian rhapsody? RT @RollingStones: Aus/ NZ tour kicks off on Saturday! What songs do you want the Stones to play? pic.twitter.com/h0Ok8coTuF

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RT @adm_76: @stilgherrian Not something I’ve done myself, but: macgurulounge.com/fix-mac-os-xs-… [Excellent, that’s good for permanent fixes.]

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RT @Lafinboy: @stilgherrian Are you team or team . The war begins [Indeed it does.]

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Dear Lazyweb, OS X Sector, how can I force Apple’s speech synth to pronounce “geek” correctly, and not as “jeek”?

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RT @NevinPeter: Sen Lambie needs to ask what measures are in place to protect us if Liam Neeson goes rogue [She does. That’d be scary.]

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@deptofaustralia I think that you’ll be able to have some fun with all that.

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I see that Senator Lambie has bought into the “Ebola-infected suicide agents” movie plot “threat”. media.smh.com.au/news/federal-p…

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@vealmince @R_Chirgwin I should know the proper name for it. I did do formal logic at uni. But that was [REDACTED] years ago.

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@deptofaustralia Can you rule out A/B testing as a cause if what you see? You’d need multiple hits from multiple locations to do that?

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@vealmince A quick look suggests it’s this one, or at least of this form. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming…

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Is there any sort of Whitlam sex toy available?

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It seems that @paulwallbank has been imprisoned in a time machine and is being dragged slowly back in time.

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dannolan Putting a greens logo on a picture of Gough is despicable. I’ve fixed the picture. pic.twitter.com/4lQFarjQA1

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@darrenpauli You should get an internet with scroll bars.

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@GreenJ The actual answer is “Yes”.

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@GreenJ No, we call them “shortens” now.

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“‘Internet of things’ data should be ‘treated as personal data’, say privacy watchdogs”, reports Out-Law. out-law.com/en/articles/20…

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And the radio spot is done. I’ll post the audio later today, or perhaps first thing tomorrow if this evening runs a little late.

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On hold with @1395FIVEaa Adelaide to talk Telstra wholesale charges. abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2… You may listen at fiveaa.com.au

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“‘Breaking Bad’ action figures are a dangerous deviation from the company’s [Toys R Us ] family values” myfoxlubbock.com/content/entert…

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@aDB @maelorin @ChrisWarcraft It is a veritable cornucopia of snark.

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Lies Bleeding on Floor After Being Shot By Ex-Lover, Takes Selfie | tampabay.com/news/publicsaf…

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Does the thing I’m about to retweet mention Florida? Yes it does.

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“He explained a long-standing linguistic principle: ‘People just make shit up.’” slate.com/blogs/lexicon_…

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I’ll be talking about Telstra’s wholesale charges on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide at 1210 ACDT / 1240 AEDT. You may listen at fiveaa.com.au

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Here’s Telstra Wholesale’s current rate card. Fixed-line rental is $22.84 per month. telstrawholesale.com.au/download/docum… (PDF)

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“Telstra’s move to increase network access charges ludicrous, competitors say”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2…

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danielhurstbne I’m quite a fan of bubble wrap, but the PM says “bubble-wrapping our creative minds in red tape stifles innovation” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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tomwestland Greg Sheridan reckons 70s inflation much worse in Australia than elsewhere: I say, yeah, nah. pic.twitter.com/AUjgj9I8gW

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jeamland Hey @AlboMP, I’d rather you worked with the Greens rather than bitched that they represent Whitlam’s vision more than the ALP these days.

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MT @PSyvret: Whitlam’s fiscal legacy using facts thekouk.com/blog/gough-whi… @TheKouk debunks some of the “myths” [Facts. Has it come to that?]

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mumbletwits Gough was pro-uranium mining. Take that Greens.

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I see that it’s @reillystyley and me on @RNDownload again this week, and that we’ll be talking about controversial topics. Joy.

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Assembling a folder full of relevant audio files.

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Simon_Cullen Here’s the letter from Fed MP Andrew Wilkie asking the International Criminal Court to investigate the Abbott Govt pic.twitter.com/JhZROimAjT

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@BundyB I like your thinking. But we’ll soon put an end to that, obviously.

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dontattempt Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Control freak. Now you say “Control freak who?”

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@BundyB Just shove some coat hanger wire into your ears and wiggle it a bit. That should do the trick.

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@BundyB I’m pretty sure that’s what the colloquialism “zero chance” means, yes.

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“Congress to the FBI: There’s ‘Zero Chance’ We’ll Force Apple to Decrypt Phones” motherboard.vice.com/read/congress-…

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haruki_zaemon “All the FBI talk about “going dark” and losing the ability to solve crimes is absolute bullshit.” schneier.com/blog/archives/…

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Caught a typo just in time. I almost said “moist superb things”. No, that would be something else again.

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One of the most superb things I’ve seen about that loud arsehattery in the game kindergarten. Thanks, @ChrisWarcraft medium.com/the-cauldron/w…

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Wed plan: Produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast, with a break to forage for food if that’s possible. That’s enough for today.

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@dogboy64 It’s certainly not incompatible with that idea.

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@jodiem Early bird, worm etc. They shouldn’t be so lazy.

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mumbletwits Dates of countries recognising Red China. Australia very late en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dates_of_…

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mumbletwits (We do from time to time like to imagine the world consists of us and the US, however.)

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Hey @guardian @guardianstyle, it’s unlikely Sweden deployed a “battleship”. “Warship”, perhaps. “Corvette” for sure. theguardian.com/world/2014/oct…

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kcarruthers Wow Shorten looks even more like a nowhere man after Gough:
‘Doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to’

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Remember too, the grounds are “national interest”, not “national security”. These people have already passed security assessment.

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Apparently the High Court is considering whether this is, in fact, legal in December. Morrison is using this questioned power anyway.

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Think about that. One man can, without giving reasons, simply erase someone’s efforts to seek asylum. Our laws allow it. Bravo, Australia.

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Australia’s immigration minister blocks asylum claims for “national interest”, blocks right to appeal. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Personally, I’d not lead both @abcnews on the radio and @amworldtodaypm with a South African manslaughter sentencing. Seems undignified.

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@jodiem I hope not. Storify is the death of narrative. I’ll be scripted into “The 9pm Edict” tonight, and a written piece later.

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@NewtonMark @OilSearchLtd I also love the hilarious 1950s styling of only listing their initials, not their given names.

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thegrugq@evacide: China’s iCloud hack is so blatant, not even trying to hide: motherboard.vice.com/read/chinas-ma…“< FBI, this is what the “frontdoor” looks like

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BernardKeane USAF drops arms to ISIL wapo.st/1taSNga - luckily ISIL is used to using US weapons.

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@NewtonMark Indeed, and that theory presumably should also apply to the salaries and bonuses of @OilSearchLtd executives.

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Anyway, @OilSearchLtd, it’s your executive / board’s JOB to analyse the world and produce a vision and strategy. Earn your wage. @NewtonMark

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Indeed, @NewtonMark, if @OilSearchLtd’s investors want “clarity” then their local bank may have a junior passbook savings account.

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NewtonMark No other business sector gets to “demand clarity”, what makes @OilSearchLtd investors so special and entitled?

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NewtonMark Dear investors: Business is about risk. Make your own clarity. RT @FinancialReview: .@OilSearchLtd investors demand clarity on .

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Slate Taylor Swift just went to No. 1 on iTunes Canada w/ a track that is just 8 seconds of static: slate.me/1Dxc1Qg pic.twitter.com/2gz0X4Fwgx

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RT @andrewdotnich: @stilgherrian not sure anybody’s writing Pyne/Hockey fan-fic, tbh… [Then your time has come!]

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IanBrownOII Retiring GCHQ chief: we don’t do mass surveillance - me and @rossjanderson tell @iblametom why this is misleading motherboard.vice.com/read/britains-…

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The story behind the excellent James Bamford (@WashAuthor) NSA history “The Puzzle Palace”. firstlook.org/theintercept/2… [Haven’t read this yet.]

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@Pattycam It’s nothing that needs to be public at this stage.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis dans la douleur. Je suis en colère contre le monde entier. Tout est parfait. Et vous?

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@Pattycam And to you. I’ve been about, but cranky.

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Wed plan, draft: Produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast, with a break to forage for food if that’s possible. That’s enough for today.

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NASA_EDGE …when the LIDAR isn’t operational. :) pic.twitter.com/CwuVKjEHFJ

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KetanJ0 The tone of the anti-divestment content in the AFR and The Oz is moving rapidly from ‘desperate’ into ‘creepy’ pic.twitter.com/V1yScJrppz

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Pattycam@Literarychick2: Don’t tell OH&S
@airsmolik RAAF Wing on exercise at the Townville base pic.twitter.com/4bHmoFWMbq” wow!

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@lhjh70 I’m not sure what the king parrots do here. They’re infrequent visitors, and I’ve not seen four of them together before.

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@veritychambers Oh dear. Is it appropriate at this point to say “pelvic floor exercises”, or not?

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@sylmobile Desaturation shifts the red to something a bit more burgundy in colour, so there’d me more stuffing around to do.

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I see that three of the four cottage at @bunjaree are still available this weekend too. bunjareecottages.com.au

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This weekend looks good for birdwatching at @bunjaree. A mix of “possible showers” means the flowers are moist and the birds active.

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Crimson rosellas join the king parrots. There’s no animosity between the two species, but the juvenile rosellas squabble amongst themselves.

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Christopher Pyne is such a flower.

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fanfiction_txt 1. DO NOT use words like “Dick”, “Cock”, “Cunt”, or “Clit” they make your writing sound BAD. Use words like “member” and “flower”.

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I assume it’s because those feathers are iridescent in the UV spectrum, or something. Or that bashed-up phone needs replacing.

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In the morning, the red feathers of crimson rosellas or king parrots always overloads the sensor, bleaching the rest of the image.

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Four king parrots at @bunjaree, overloading the camera’s sensor with the red. instagram.com/p/ubShV4CFgw/

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A short time ago, my iPad tried to autocorrect “ebook” to “Ebola”. And why not.

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Yes, @johnthelutheran, after every good picnic there are seagulls. And ants. Always the ants.

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johnthelutheran @stilgherrian Then there’s when the lawyers turn up & say: “{Internet of Things}, eh? Have you thought about the… *drumroll*… LEGAL RISKS?”

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TheFix Ranking the media from liberal to conservative, based on their audiences. wapo.st/1wsKOMl pic.twitter.com/VexRXYvRe7

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saladinahmed Superhero catchphrases that never caught on. (1941) pic.twitter.com/R4fWyLFU6G

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@dahowlett Listen to the customers and find out what they need? ARE YOU MAD?

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I suppose it’s time to get out of bed now.

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It’s the circle of fucking life.

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So they decide. The strategy is announced. All the journalists receive a buzzword-laden press release that reads just like all the others.

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The smarter execs suspect it’s all a fraud, but they buy into it anyway, because if it’s true and they miss out they’ll be ridiculed.

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The executives, stuck in their little glass boxes and fearful of missing their KPIs, quake. “Fuck. I don’t know what IoT is. I’m lagging.”

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“How are you going to accelerate your business with the Internet of Things?”, they cry. Layer upon layer of meaningless bullshit.

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By they time they come back around the circuit, all is forgotten. There’s been a management shakeup. The cycle can begin again.

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By the time it all falls apart in a confused but very, very expensive mess, they’re gone. They’ve pitched their tent in the next town.

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They herd in a bunch of consultants to make it all work, because they can’t actually do any of this shit themselves.

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“You need to gamify a disruptive big data social analytics approach to leverage mobility in the cloud,” they nod sagely. Next slide.

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They travel from town to town, bleating at every random news story the “strategy” that their doubleplus word would’ve fixed everything.

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They’ve got a PowerPoint deck (or, even worse, Prezi), an ebook, and an easy replicable routine. Like a circus seal.

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Each iteration, there’s a group of these dullards, even more useless than the rest, who decide they’ve got a shtick and end new thoughts.

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Remember when it was like this? “Is this one good, Pretty Boy?” “Squawk social social social. Is good is good squawk. Social social.”

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Another year it’s like this. “Is this one good, Pretty Boy?” “Squawk big data big data big data. Is good is good squawk. Big data.”

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One year it might go like this. “Is this one good, Pretty Boy?” “Squawk disrupt disrupt disrupt. Is good is good squawk. Disrupt disrupt.”

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It’s like the tech industry’s Greek chorus of snake oil parrots can only squawk one doubleplus word each year, their guano of explanation.

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If you say “disrupt” often enough it almost sounds like it means something. To stupid people, anyway.

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As far as I can tell from the news so far, Renée Zellweger has opened a new car wash.

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EthanZ A security researcher deanonymizes the NYC taxi data set, ID’ing customers of strip clubs: research.neustar.biz/2014/09/15/rid…

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But can I be bothered getting out of bed?

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Wednesday. If you set fire to it now, you can still be away before dawn. No-one will suspect. Wednesday.

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