Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 24th, 2014

Actually, the latest @Herring1967’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast uses some phrases that we all should* adopt. comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richa…

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@Herring1967 It’s OK, no-one will notice if it’s on Twitter.

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Listening to @Herring1967 explain why he is lubricating his nipples.

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@sroc It does make a good avatar though.

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I think I’ve found my next avatar.

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“Researchers finally discover what a panda looks like when it masturbates’, reports @shanghaiist shanghaiist.com/2014/10/21/pan…

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SnarkyPlatypus Woman dumped by boyfriend, spends entire week at Chengdu KFC shanghaiist.com/2014/10/23/wom…

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So Crusader Rabbit is doing target assignments for IS now? That doesn’t sound very Team Australia to me.

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johnmyersteam This is the best tweet you will see today. Someone, somewhere, will always make you smile. Courtroom transcript. pic.twitter.com/mR2ZKyJ8NC

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@phbarratt Consider words 5 through 8 in your tweet, Sir.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Nine minute extended mix of Shaft soundcloud.com/gembro/isaac-h… [Well that’s a nice find.]

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Greg Sheridan in Greg Sheridan being a disingenuous fucktard shock.

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Well that explains everything.

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“Love struck pilot grounded after attempting to write message in the sky with a Boeing 767” cbc.ca/thisisthat/blo… Ping @NewtonMark

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@NewtonMark It’s not too late to escape. You should find an aircraft and… oh.

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus @TheRoastTV I am so going to earworm this for days now. I need to blame someone.

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CynicSam Britons have worse oral health today than in Roman times despite toothbrushes, dentists: study mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2… // LOL

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I will never be able to listen to the theme from “Shaft” ever again. Thanks, @TheRoastTV.

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Raphaelite_Girl Five minutes in, Colin suddenly realised he had misread the sign… pic.twitter.com/5lt60ZpHe0

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hughriminton To attend the state memorial on Nov 5, register by emailing whitlammemorialservice@pmc.gov.au or call 1800146713 7am-7pm.

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“Couple won’t quit after being caught having sex on public bench”, reports @shanghaiist shanghaiist.com/2014/10/24/cou…

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If you haven’t watched last night’s @TheRoastTV then you’re an idiot. Don’t be an idiot. Watch it. youtube.com/watch?v=8v9r3u…

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@contentqueen @rwang0 But I agree that the focus should be on the how and not the where.

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@contentqueen @rwang0 Mind you, I’m a freelancer. I tell people when I’m available, and turn off the machines in between.

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@contentqueen @rwang0 I think too many in the corporate environment just succumb to management pressure and blame the technology.

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@contentqueen @rwang0 I get what you’re saying. I’m not so sure. We all choose how we structure our work time. We can turn off disruptions.

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@contentqueen @rwang0 I am of course commenting without context, but I am not a fan of simplistic slogans.

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@contentqueen @rwang0 Why can’t mobility be “about” both? Why does it have to be “about” anything? Why impose a narrative?

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Laughing at a cultural stereotype. Sitting opposite.

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DepressedDarth Don’t do drugs pic.twitter.com/pASgErJpCl

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Bacon Love Triangle by New Order. [Some hipster cafe needs to put this on the menu. Invite us when done.]

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SnarkyPlatypus Bacon Love Triangle by New Order.

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alinajaf Proposal: rename ‘staging’ to ‘theory’. “It works in theory, not on production”.

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alqaeda We’re not really a terrorist organization.

We’re just very concerned about ethics in videogame journalism.

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So @reillystyley and I commented at length on that game-related thing on this week’s @RNDownload. Eek. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@franksting @John_Hanna I’d be more than happy to join @MikeCarlton01 on an excursion to Canberra.

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@ClintonDucas @lexiconvalley @SnarkyPlatypus Well, @Bobosphere did so on my Corrupted Nerds, but @onthemedia is perhaps a bridge too far.

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@MikeCarlton01 Well, it’s a public place. Why not just suggest people turn up?

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@bunchakeys @Pattycam @Literarychick2 @airsmolik Would you be so kind as to point me to the relevant debunking?

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@ThePinkLaptop @LizBuff46 Yes, as @MikeCarlton01 said, on Wed 5 Nov at the Sydney Town Hall.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ils achètent des choses les moins chers possible, et ils n’ont pas de chaussettes.

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@ClintonDucas @lexiconvalley @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a cheap thrill because economics. Supply of @Bobosphere swearing is extensive.

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MT @R_Chirgwin: @stilgherrian @LaTrioli @SnarkyPlatypus What, there’s nothing that gets distilled from broccoli? [Yes there is. Misery.]

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This week’s @lexiconvalley is about the word “snark”. slate.com/articles/podca… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus

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@SenatorLudlam raps about ‘smacking down’ data retention laws”, a “fascist fuckfest of Orwellian proportions” theguardian.com/global/video/2…

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I suspect that the intersection of @LaTrioli’s audience with mine is something that shouldn’t be pondered for too long.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je juge les gens. Ils dérivent dans la chambre, commander le mauvais alcool, et dérivent sur​​. Et vous?

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@MikeCarlton01 Whitlam’s memorial service should be outdoors somewhere. Say, the steps of Old Parliament House, Canberra?

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RT @LaTrioli: I have beer. RT @stilgherrian: I have cider. [Everything is excellent.]

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@humphriesmark Oh good, glad it worked. I am getting SO over the bullshit that comes out of Startupland.

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@humphriesmark By the way, you guys have done some excellent work this week.

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@humphriesmark That, Sir, is a brilliant idea. And I’d intended to get some merch organised for the Christmas season.

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I think I might go to Katoomba for dinner. Or maybe Laura. I’ll see what feel like when I get the the village.

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@jonoabroad Thanks. I could have gone even more depressing about that, but I ran out of time.

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@expectproblems I think it still exists. I haven’t looked in ages though. For obvious reasons.

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The Corrupted Nerds podcast with @carlynyst on metadata & surveillance is on SoundCloud too. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/c00… pic.twitter.com/Sau7gMVq3F

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“The 9pm Vision for Australia” is now on SoundCloud too. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00… pic.twitter.com/Op1BauEEUs

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I have also filed a column for @zdnetaustralia today, though I have no idea whether there’s anyone there capable of work today.

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In this week’s @RNDownload, @reillystyley and I exude opinions aplenty about that game-related furore. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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Friday. The day was much easier without you. You are a burden upon the world. Friday.

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