Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 28th, 2014

The question that really needs answering is whether his penis looks like a thumb.

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If you have tired of op-eds you have tired of life.

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RT @TJLayton: @Herring1967 If you don’t want to be in a witch hunt, you shouldn’t have made all those sheep barren. [Can’t argue with this.]

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@mrgrumpystephen @MailOnline What wrong with “drug-addled narcissist warmist lefty”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Literal interpretations of song lyrics are always* the best.

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@mrgrumpystephen Oh stop your whinging. It’s not as if the @MailOnline is the widest read digital news source on the pl… oh wait.

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All that said, @mrgrumpystephen’s thumb did look rather a lot like a penis.

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The @MailOnline never calls me to ask about my penis. That’s the real crime here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Turn around, bright eyes. Whatever the fuck that means.

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En route to Kings Cross station, and thence to the place.

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I think I might recast my life as a Russell Mulcahy video.

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@jonoabroad No, all is good, I am still at liberty.

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So I’ve ended up in this Korean TV program… instagram.com/p/urvXvBiFnF/

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@PointZeroOne Wot? No, NetSuite is paying for this. It’s back to canned beans for me after this.

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@ivovic @PointZeroOne All entrants in the witness protection program now have surgery to look like George Brandis. Dozens of them.

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One of the waiters looks like George Brandis. It disturbs me.

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NetSuite CEO @ZachNelson says business is so good “even I can’t screw this up”. Clearly not up for the challenge.

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Australia Post is the first NetSuite customer to use their shipping management functions. Not sure exactly what that entails.

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The NetSuite lunch is about to begin… instagram.com/p/urd-oOiFvO/

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Gosh you people get worked up over the littlest things.

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“The King and I” starring Lisa McCune and Teddy Tahu Rhodes. It’s a thing.

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So many cubicle droids have been let out to go running and pollute the view. Can’t we just get them a big wheel or something?

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@PointZeroOne @BundyB Sounds controversial. I might just go with religion.

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franksting Haha CurrentC uses QR codes. Hahahajahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahah breath hahahajahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahah

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So many people to judge.

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It’s midday and I’m in Pitt Street Mall. I don’t need to be at Circular Quay until 1300. PUB CRAWL TIME.

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@dananimal To be clear, I’m speaking metaphorically. Eating Beats-wearers is a bit much.

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@dananimal After every fine dinner party there are dishes to be washed.

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I can’t wait for the day when the signal is transmitted and all Beats headphones switch to their “abattoir” mode.

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tinderfessions Lost my virginity to a Canadian boy in the back of my moms Volvo in a gym parking lot while my friend did the same in the car next to me - S

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RT @oberonsghost: They’re digging a very big hole behind our office. [Already? The death squad isn’t scheduled until Thursday.]

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“If Sarkeesian enrages you, don’t let anyone show you Foucault or Derrida or you’re going to have an aneurysm.” popehat.com/2014/10/26/ten…

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Maybe I should become a video games journalist. That seems to be the in thing right now.

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@Andrew_Zammit Look, I know “arson” is an ugly word, but… half an hour, and then you’d be away.

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@R_Chirgwin @Beaker WE MUST EXPLODE ALL THE STARS TO ENSURE THE PROPHECY COMES TRUE.

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@ozjimbob @Tim_Beshara That’s where I think @waxpancake has hit upon a methodology that helps illuminate.

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“Copyright in the Trans-Pacific Partnership echoes past mistakes”, writes @kim_weatherall theconversation.com/copyright-in-t…

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@Tim_Beshara @waxpancake It’s also quite typical of the near-disjoint sets of people who tweet about political topics.

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RT @TheMediaTweets: Suppose ‘JOGGER NEARLY BUMPS INTO PRIME MINISTER’ wouldn’t be as catchy… pic.twitter.com/NlGfSbx8oK [I have an idea…]

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TheMediaTweets Suppose ‘JOGGER NEARLY BUMPS INTO PRIME MINISTER’ wouldn’t be as catchy… pic.twitter.com/5cDT5qfYd1

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“A Complete Field Guide to the Facial Expressions of Keanu Reeves” slate.com/blogs/browbeat…

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This analysis of Gamergate-related tweets by @waxpancake is very good. medium.com/message/72-hou… pic.twitter.com/hnGaXstS3h

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This analysis of Gamergate-related tweets by @waxpancake is very good. medium.com/message/72-hou… pic.twitter.com/Iz27yAHJmr

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Beaker Why do people refer to solar energy as “renewable?!” When the Sun explodes, that’s a wrap, kids.

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altclassic Anti-home taping campaign launched this day in 1981 by the British Phonographic Industry (BPI). pic.twitter.com/JkMxWo03e0

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@BlogsofWar Agreed. Provided Sweden allows remote entries.

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“How to Win a Swedish Beard Competition” theatlantic.com/international/… The best link ever tweeted by @BlogsofWar

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MOAR FEELPINIONS EVERYBODY YOU ARE LETTING DOWN TEAM AUSTRALIA.

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“Estonian Cybercrime Ringleader Gets 11 Years for Worldpay Hack”, writes @philmuncaster infosecurity-magazine.com/news/estonian-…

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RT @JuliaBell: Warm notice from a Chinese hotel pic.twitter.com/6RRITA4JaZ [Well that’s my holiday ruined…]

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@chrisbrownie See, the concept starts out well, but then collapses into a heap.

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alisongriswold Uber says half of its UberX drivers in NYC make above $90,766. I looked. They looked. We didn’t find one. slate.me/1wCfxXo

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@cathywilcox1 I had spooky coincidences with @vealmince yesterday. Perhaps it’s with you today. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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waxpancake I grabbed 72 hours of . 316,699 tweets. This is what I learned. medium.com/message/72-hou…

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There’s still room at tonight’s @OpenAustralia Pub Night in Sydney. meetup.com/OpenAustralia-… Sure, I’ll be there, but it might be OK anyway.

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Tue plan: 0924 train to Sydney, comms catch-up en route; haircut; 1300 NetSuite lunch; more writing; 1830 @OpenAustralia Pub Night; dignity.

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The FBI reckons they’ve identified the “second leaker” of NSA material, Snowden being the first. news.yahoo.com/feds-identify-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus JE SUIS UN HOMME PATIENT ET JE VAIS ATTENDRE PATIEMMENT JUSQU’À CE QUE LE SOLEIL EXPLOSE.

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Last time, in May, @ZachNelson triggered my “To win the cloud, remember George Westinghouse” zdnet.com/to-win-the-clo…

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I’m quite looking forward to catching up with NetSuite’s @ZachNelson today. He always always provides some food for thought.

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@BernardKeane These goddam unfettered ideas, they’re everywhere! Anyone, EVERYONE is a potential terrorist!

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“CNN: Sudden Jihad Syndrome Is a Thing”, and it’s hilarious. thedailybanter.com/2014/10/cnn-su… HT @BernardKeane

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BernardKeane Didn’t know that what I call the viral theory of terrorism has already been named by the Right: Sudden Jihad Syndrome bit.ly/1v60nWj

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mulegirl I just mistyped “Logan’s Run” as “Lohan’s Run” and now have the greatest idea for a dystopian sci-fi reality show.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis en attente pour le soleil à exploser. Et vous?

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Also a reminder that I have most of the political and TV show hashtags muted, because life’s just too short for that stuff.

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In what may become a semi-regular reminder, let me say that I don’t scroll back Twitter to see what happened overnight. The river flows on.

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Tue plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney, writing en route; haircut; 1300 NetSuite lunch; more writing; 1830 @OpenAustralia Pub Night; dignity.

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TumblrTXT calling all animals with vaginas “females” or “women” is applying the human structure of sexing/gendering the body to animals

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Tuesday. The Sun will shine, for a while, and then it will explode. Do not bother doing the dishes today. Tuesday.

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