Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 29th, 2014

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RT @michaelmeloni: @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/OVGMNtusHb [OK, this is the most sensible explanation so far.]

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jeamland Actually it’s about insects in goat journalism.

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RT @glengyron: @stilgherrian It was like this when I got here. [Yeah they all say that…]

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Does anyone have even the faintest idea what’s going on with this planet?

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NewtonMark CASA polls people with literally no idea whatsoever about aviation to opine about effectiveness of its regulations. arseh.at/7b0x

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nanexllc Elon Musk nailed it about Antares rocket 2 years ago in Wired wired.com/2012/10/ff-elo… pic.twitter.com/J7YGNY4hlc

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OH: “Oh that’s the bar!”

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dangillmor Facebook blatantly lied to credulous @nytimes reporter, and @jayrosen_nyu (unlike NYT) calls the lie what it is. pressthink.org/2014/10/facebo…

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“‘Camoflaged’ internet concerns the Australian Federal Police”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/camouflaged…

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Noticing that there’s a thing at this hotel I should probably be going to but I really couldn’t be bothered.

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Dim sims and ping pong balls are not, in general, interchangeable.

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Just make sure, @AlboMP, that when you shake @mrgrumpystephen’s hand, that it’s his thumb that’s in the grasp.

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Inspiring* article on San Francisco’s “sugar dating” scene. Because money. HT @umairh modernluxury.com/san-francisco/…

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@davidmlang Everything is a mystery. Now I’m even more curious about what the report says.

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matthew_d_green rm —hollywood-delete. Deletes a file line-by-line while the user looks on in horror.

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matthew_d_green Someone’s been watching too much Scorpion. washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wem… pic.twitter.com/Y42eJ3CfSf

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TumblrTXT I honestly can’t tell if I’m Asexual or Bisexual and this is a huge deal and god why is my life so complicated

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I don’t care how much you spent on that shirt, I’m not having sex with you if you own such a ridiculous dog.

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Judging people’s dogs, and thus their owners.

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matt_steadman I bet they are! Ouch… MT @NASA: .@OrbitalSciences is currently evaluating the status of its mission.

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RT @haveigotnews: After concerns over David Cameron’s security, Miliband calls for contract to be awarded to G4S. [Ummm…]

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mathewi A motto for the ages RT @DJSnM: Things were going well until it exploded. pic.twitter.com/7U13dqRSsX

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While I’m all for fact-checking, @BuzzFeedNews, I’m happy for you to go with a “did explode” on this one occasion.

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RT @BuzzFeedNews: Update: Antares rocket appears to have exploded on launch pic.twitter.com/Vvi1IsVkhZ [“Appears” to have. Perhaps. Maybe.]

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I have just been told about @JustinianNews’ glorious description of Alan Jones from 30 Aug. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2014/08/30/gad… pic.twitter.com/8FGebE1pNo

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@davidmlang Ah excellent, that fits with my own schedule for commentary on same. Thanks for the heads-up.

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@Gin_ev_ra I wouldn’t like to put numbers on it. I’ll take that as a question on notice.

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@davidmlang True enough. So the word that we’ll see the legislation today is true?

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@NewtonMark Oh FFS next you’ll be telling me that aeroplanes obey physics or some such bullshit what is wrong with you.

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Surely the AFP should be PROMOTING the use of VPNs, especially on public wi-fi networks, to help protect people from online crime.

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RT @will_ock: @stilgherrian Yeah, they should be referred to as the cyber-darknets [Ex-fucking-zactly. They need to get this stuff right.]

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Why is the AFP using words like “darknets” as if they even mean anything outside the fantasy world of tabloid media?

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MattBinder “please give me a summary of what is about before i go on TV to talk about it please” pic.twitter.com/5GqloGYTAB

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RT @joshgnosis: AFP: “The reality of VPNs and the camoflaging activity that people do utilise within the internet is of concern.” [Sigh.]

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RT @shanghaiist: WATCH: This guy in Fujian is the God of parallel parking: shst.me/93j [I’m getting addicted to @shanghaiist…]

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Wed plan: Errands, Sydney CBD; train to Wentworth Falls; continue working on feature for @zdnetaustralia, into a quiet evening.

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monkeytypist I can imagine Eric Abetz absolutely fuming every time someone reminds him that 50% of workers receive above average wage increases.

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“Inside Tinder’s Hookup Factory”, writes @thevanessag rollingstone.com/culture/featur…

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“Security vendor coalition cleans 43,000 malware infections used for cyberespionage”, reports @lconstantin csoonline.com/article/283952…

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SnarkyPlatypus BRIDESHEAD REVISITED YOU PEASANTS

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fieldproducer Brilliant RT @VagendaMagazine: Terrifying London-themed Halloween costume via: thisisladyland.com/the-terrors-of… pic.twitter.com/Xn5g3PKND8

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I see that Private Eye has said something pertinent about that Mr Brand chap. pic.twitter.com/bazXO573W2 HT @Otto_English

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NightValeRadio Invest in your future. Invest in canned goods and insect repellant.

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“Democracy is missing in action as we rush to war”, writes @phbarratt theage.com.au/comment/democr…

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MT @amworldtodaypm Vaccinations the latest weapon in the fight to protect Australia’s shrinking koala populations. [Great. Autistic koalas.]

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SnarkyPlatypus WHERE IS MY PIE

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newscientist Largest sunspot in 25 years is 10 times the size of Earth, and throwing off huge flares ow.ly/Du6yy pic.twitter.com/tJXgV5xaT7

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More recently, Indian scientists transplant into the Prime Minister the brain of a goose.

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annetreasure Indian prime minister claims genetic science existed in ancient times theguardian.com/world/2014/oct… well then pic.twitter.com/ODnmWzjwGZ

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edbott @c_davies BREAKING: Company issues press release.

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edbott BEST PITCH EVER: “Hello, I am contacting you to let you know about the very latest press release published by my company.”

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@evcricket @MailOnline @mrgrumpystephen Why would I know a thing like that? Why are you telling me? What have I ever done to you?

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Wed plan, draft: Errands, Sydney CBD; train to Wentworth Falls; continue working on feature for @zdnetaustralia; quiet evening.

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Is @MailOnline running any further stories on @mrgrumpystephen’s body parts? Can we make requests?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens horrible et je suis ennuyé. La Maîtresse de l’Insomnie est devenue alliés avec le Pollen. Et vous?

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Wednesday. The city is filled with filth and despair. Your soul is indelibly stained. Wednesday.

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