Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 2nd, 2015

I’ve had enough of Monday. You can do what the hell you like from here on.

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@staticsan Well, I’d kind of assumed, given that this also exists. pic.twitter.com/aaYrPji1q1

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Um, yeah, I am kinda reassured that this exists. HT @johnb78 pic.twitter.com/KCXJ3aKwp8

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Actually, it’s probably one of the helicopters servicing the secret US-Australian UFO base a couple of valleys over.

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Hmmm. What IS that helicopter doing out there? And why isn’t it showing up on @flightradar24? Lizard people AGAIN?

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@Garth_P_Newton @SBSNews Well that really would be the icing on the cake.

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Indeed, the more I think about it, the more I think @SBSNews just got sucked into running a puff (pastry) piece.

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Is a jolly, jolly tone of voice appropriate when reporting a robbery, @SBSNews? (Or is it a bakery’s PR stunt you’ve been sucked into?)

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franksting A hack would be to get Imessage to send to Wickr

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RT @Rob_Stott: It’s time for political media to stop using the word ‘shelves’ in a policy sense [Soapy will be heartbroken.]

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Australian free-to-air TV in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/yXq8Qech5l

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cathywilcox1 MetaWickr. pic.twitter.com/r9wnM4w5n9

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I have the sneaking suspicion that there might be something about data retention on @ABCmediawatch tonight. But I could be wrong.

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laura_hudson My Lyft driver thinks The Dress was a conspiracy, and also that some people saw it as red. I’m not ready to live in that world

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BURROWING THROUGH A PIG.

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I say, @firstdogonmoon, there is a very great many things in that cartoon all at once. It is excellent value for money.

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“Facts about how data retention is bad in an easy and fun to consume format”, by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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“Your right to know: surveillance, encryption and FoI laws”, a masterclass by @FarrellPF theguardian.com/guardian-maste…

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@kcarruthers I’m sure @deptofaustralia has provided an appropriate caption for that photo at some stage.

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mumbletwits Oh, there will be a rare media appearance from Josh Frydenberg. Gather round.

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@dobes “Best”, and also confusing. Like, how do… what did… why… I mean, I don’t understand.

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@dobes I particularly like “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.exe”

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Rule 34. [Well this one is pretty much Rule 34 in a nutshell.] pic.twitter.com/70ZhN3tVvV

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RT @virag064: i like how it looks as if he is unhinging his jaw. [The lizards have such ill-fitting human suits.]

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For reasons which are not entirely clear, I have collected a folder full of photos of Crusader Rabbit with various meat products.

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Please be remember someone’s picture of Crusader Rabbit and an actual sausage. pic.twitter.com/yk6gZzlaUu

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Me at @zdnetaustralia last week: “Second-class internet? You’re soaking in it” zdnet.com/article/the-se… Thanks, Madge. youtube.com/watch?v=5wSO0-…

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Please be remember @mpbowers’ picture of Malcolm and the Invisible Sausage. pic.twitter.com/K8paUHhQOC

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RT @GreenJ: imagining a world where Mamamia is a primary news source. [R U OK?]

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GreenJ sorry, this Wickr … is that some sort of Grindr for backbenchers?

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5at5 number 151: Myanmar, Twitter, anarchy, the passing of a “character”, and a possible future for journalism. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Feature filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains the word “servitization” and needle-sharing. One leads to the other.

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OK, back to the writing. I shall re-emerge at lunchtime.

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jeamland I tried to pitch a TV series to @stilgherrian called “Blake’s Bristol 7” but it just gave him the shits.

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@BeverleyHead I’ll have to make do with limes, as that’s all I have. Which of course raises the issue of gin.

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SwiftOnSecurity Jet fuel may not melt steel beams, but can it melt her heart?
Do you want to believe - in love?

The Conspiracy
February 2016

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RT @kcarruthers: @stilgherrian you poor pet. Hope you feel better soon pic.twitter.com/ahaWdr6rYw [Thank you.]

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Colvinius@RobbieTheDonkey: This shocking image highlights the dangers of Superglue. pic.twitter.com/rEpuJtSdbE

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ShayeRivers Good job amazon. Great discreet packaging. pic.twitter.com/cK7q9LuWCl

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Colvinius Kill all trees. pic.twitter.com/xdaZQ0hv1p via @courteneyh

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@BeverleyHead I’ll have to make do with likes, as that’s all I have. Which of course raises the issue of gin.

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lafix Donald Trump is like if the comments section were a person.

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RT @benmelour: Why do people slow down just inside the train when entering the door? WHY? [Because you haven’t kicked them yet.]

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I’ve managed to make some progress pre-breakfast, which is good. I am slightly less stressed. Still feeling dreadful physically, however.

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Mon plan: Finish this goddam feature for @zdnetaustralia which circumstances have conspired to make difficult; @5at5daily; reading.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian The “Petulant Porpoise”. twitter.com/planenut27/sta… [What an excellent thing. Thanks.]

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I am going away now to work on this thing. I shan’t return until I’ve made significant progress.

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@BreakfastNews Is it really a rise, or is the change within the poll’s ±3 percentage points margin of error? And why “bounce”?

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WilliamAder Girl Scouts getting aggressive with sales tactics:
Me: Do you have any healthy choices?
GS: It would be unhealthy not to buy any. Capisce?

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Mon plan, draft: Finish this goddam feature for @zdnetaustralia which circumstances have conspired to make difficult; @5at5daily; reading.

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snikchnz The future we were promised is here!!!!!!!
And it takes 30 minutes to update a lightbulb :( pic.twitter.com/fQ9kPkHnKM

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Monday. Before sunrise, there is gloom. The Sun will rise, eventually, but the gloom will remain on your soul forever. Monday.

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