Gorn.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “​Australian lawmakers can’t use phones, will vote on data retentionâ€, a rant, with bees. http://t.co/xJOTaQtEHc
May I draw your attention to today’s excellent @jonkudelka cartoon. http://t.co/dhtT1G9jdG http://t.co/xv3rz3XSqt
May I draw your attention to yesterday’s excellent @jonkudelka cartoon. http://t.co/gKXmMsqiQS http://t.co/Z3orG9IrIY
@SuchRubbish Thanks. Straight of CNN the other day. I do change every few days or so, though. Pierre the Celebrity Llama’s time draws near.
@james_tew Sorry I couldn’t contribute much, I ended up going live for 20 mins rather than 10.
@james_tew Cheers.
A6: No helpful advice here. Most “resources†I’ve seen are about monetisatio#SMEG #SMEG stuff, not the making of audio m#ozpodcastchatstchat
RT @james_tew: And finally for tonight, Q6: What’s your go to resource for podcasting news? #ozpodcastchat
A5: I’d never tweet a bare URL to an MP3 file. No context for listener, no way of knowing how their client will treat it#ozpodcastchatat
RT @james_tew: Q5: What is your stance on sharing a direct link to your podcast mp3? Is automatic playing a “no-no†when sharing on SM? #oz…
A4: I’ve never used Audacity. I see too many people complaining about it. (Myself, I use Reaper on OS X.#ozpodcastchatat
james_tew Q4: Audacity users, @IanWoolf wants to know if any of you are having issues with the program? #ozpodcastchat
And the @702sydney radio spit is done. No recording, I’m afraid, ’cos the web page crashed just as I hit the record button my end.
Here we go…
On hold to talk a few tech stories with @domknight on ABC @702sydney and around NSW. You may listen at abc.net.au/sydney if you like.
A3: No view. I’m not involved with podcasts as business support, only as podcasts as media in their own right#ozpodcastchatat
james_tew Q3: Should certain types of businesses utilise the podcast medium or can it be adapted to fit all businesses? #ozpodcastchat
A2: It depends whether your podcast is informational / educational rather than “art†for want of a better word. (2#ozpodcastchatchat
A2: Transcripts are sometimes nice to have, but huge time/cost. The audio of the podcast is the media object. (1/2) #ozpodcastchat
james_tew Q2: Where do you stand on podcast transcripts? Should they be incorporated into your show note process? #ozpodcastchat
“Debbie Gibson is sort of this triple threat,†s@domknightight. Uhuh.
Well, @james_tew, “What is the podcast about?†is kind of the starting-point, the defining questions. All flows from th#ozpodcastchatchat
Why is @domknight playing Debbie Gibson at us?
A1: Depends if you’re supporting a business, fulfilling a desire, or have some specific value to give to the world. (2/2#ozpodcastchatat
A1: Surely that depends on what the overall goal is? “I want to do a podcast†isn’t a goal in and of itself. #ozpodcastchatstchat
RT @james_tew: Q1: In your opinion, should producers be niche focused or trying to cover a broad topic? What’s your best advice? #ozpodcast…
@james_tew Ta. Nothing in my head as a question right now, alas. #ozpodcastchat
I’m only paying partial attention t#ozpodcastchatat ’cos I have a brief radio spot to do at 2030 AEDT.
Hello to #ozpodcastchat. I currently do “The 9pm Edictstilgherrian.com/category/edict/hYyi and, intermittently, “Corrupted Ncorruptednerds.comw11TV9Jb
Wondering why we need so much detail of the mechanics of Indonesian executions, as if we’re previewing a royal wedding#abc73030
@lvlld I am not aware of this important piece of American political history.
Somehow Turnbull argued that two people with opposites have the same view until a party room vote, or something. Schrödinger’s Gay Marriage.
RT @MarkDiStef: Sales: “Do you lack the ticker to challenge?â€
Turnbull: *hahahaha* “My ticker is in very good shape†@abc730
Lots of tickermentum now.
MarkDiStef The fact Malcolm Turnbull is still giving definitions for metadata a year on show how hard government has failed to sell these proposals.
Tickermentum.
“The state’s wildlife may ‘cultivate a taste’ for the plant [and] lose their fear of humans.†BE AFRAID OF THE FEARLESS RABBITS.
“DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana†http://t.co/2VzXPDgrbc
@thedippaeffect Gin is always appropriate.
RT @thedippaeffect: It’s a shame we don’t just regularly give free awards and gin to @stilgherrian every year … because we just should ht…
I try not to be one of those arsehats who retweets every bit of praise they get, but this next one from @thedippaeffect is… special. Thanks.
Before that, I’ll be paying a little bit of attention t#ozpodcastchatat from 2000 AEDT. I think that’s when it “officially†starts.
@Pierreth Oh thank you. Today’s column seems to have gone down rather well. It’s probably the bees.
@DavidParis There’s just too few cluesniffers in Parliament House.
So you’re one of the Clueless Fifteen@DavidParisis, is that what you’re saying?
RT @DavidParis: Hey @stilgherrian I saw what you said about staffers you monster. And soon those people will have your metadata m8
@JenSMcNeil @profdmcinnes @davpope Maybe you’re trying to look to deep? The Bond-style villain always has a white cat.

AniHistory Female Samurai, c.1895. #loghorizon pic.twitter.com/h3nj6DT2sb
@shiftkey @zdnetaustralia Pretty much, especially considering the latest polling on the terrorisms. http://t.co/1AuXW5MRnb
@jpwarren I continue to be grateful that @zdnetaustralia permits, nay, encourages me to write shit like that.
@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Yes. Bees.
@alex_c_lee Effort is what counts. That ranga who was PM would have loved all the work you put in.
Good to see that @alex_c_lee has been spending her day productively.
RT @alex_c_lee: In the criminal justice system, crimes against dinosaurs are considered especially heinous. http://t.co/6XXn2hZ6Gd http://t…
SwiftOnSecurity Rabbit holes: Always deeper than you think.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “​Australian lawmakers can’t use phones, will vote on data retentionâ€, being a rant. http://t.co/xJOTaQtEHc
5at5 number 152: Siberia frozen, America collapsed, Aussie drones explained, WWI maps, and endangered pangolins. http://t.co/sKjZ3Pvaia
“Retained data set and breach notification set to become lawâ€, writes @leopinion, as Brandis adopts recommendations. http://t.co/d5tbrrwXJM

ClassicsTrinity A new Latin verb? tinyurl.com/mtujqae pic.twitter.com/8wgkVNRUDA
@bob_bain And thank you, that’s all confirmed downloaded OK.
@bob_bain Thanks very much, downloading now. I’ll let you know when it’s done and confirmed OK.
@SilvesterSJ @MalcomC @iappANZ I can’t elaborate here. But the question is, always, what adversary are you trying to counter.

DAngeloFisher “Ok, ok, I’m working on them as fast as I can; this flagpole is almost done. How many flags did Abbott order again?” pic.twitter.com/W414e0XVpo
@domknight Hey I figured you were busy. We should throw in the @SilentCircle announcement too. https://t.co/V2p1SEJywL
@SilvesterSJ @MalcomC @iappANZ Not much point using the same device for “secret†and “non-secret†communication.
@dobes @chrisjrn One has to start somewhere, and an occasional misplaced date joke isn’t too much of a problem.
I’ll be talking about some excellent* tech stories wit@domknightht on AB@702sydneyey and NSW stations at 2030 AEDTabc.net.au/sydney4C
@dobes @chrisjrn Look, I think I need to do my own streaming sports commentary, like HG and Roy do. I’d be good* at it.
IT’S CALLED FACT-CHECKING.
Yes I had to look up Wikipedia to double-check how many people there are in an Australian Rules Football team don’t judge me.

RT @MarkDiStef: Channel 7’s AFL team… pic.twitter.com/oCtC0vSlDa [They’re six short, by my count.]
MalcomC #wickr is the top trending term in iTunes App store right now. I wonder why, #georgebrandis ? #privacy #metadata @iappANZ

NickEvershed Surge in poles: Tony Abbott’s flag count hits a new high gu.com/p/469y2/stw (I graphed flags-in-announcements) pic.twitter.com/GJBEfCavAi

workmanalice On @triplejHack today we’re talking about tinder. So, of course @TomTilley had gone and done this… pic.twitter.com/otGNaJWVXl
@sroc I see your point.
I’m late to this, but @AntonyGreenABC’s “NSW Election 2015†website is up. http://t.co/sjp3lHd01c
@sroc God you’re fussy.
@mnot Thank you. I was in the right frame of mind for a bit of a rant.

BlogsofWar The #HillaryClinton news is far worse than suspected. pic.twitter.com/heLlPx3yz3
RT @RealNickHodge: @stilgherrian OH SAVE US NOW. WE HAVE A FLAG GAP! [O! M! F! G!}
RT @stevethompson49: How many time can Tony Abbott say “death cult†in one answer? [Maybe he’s doing it for a#cyberdoore#jeggingsggings]

Not trying hard enough. I can see gaps between those flags. Needs more flags. pic.twitter.com/q8PP4apdhY
@hughstephens I did. But it happens a couple of times most days.
RT @StateDept: The pangolin is the world’s most trafficked mammal. Help raise awareness on #WorldWildlifeDay. http://t.co/HJY1uPScz6 http:/…
Dear PR People, journalists do talk to each other. We know when we’re being offered a rejected interview “opportunity†as sloppy seconds.
A DM to me just now: “What are you on about?†Story of my life, really.
Why is Australia Post being open and honest about their finances being spun as some amazing move? Isn’t it the law?
CaseyBriggs if Malcolm Turnbull opens his kimono any further, we’ll all be able to see his Wickr
Crusader Rabbit is right. It’ll be an ill-thought-out bloodbath in service to someone’s imperial ambitions.
RT @latikambourke: PM Abbott ‘I think there are obviously historical parallels [with Gallipoli re new mission to Iraq.]’ [Uhoh.]
@dobes “ Millenarianismâ€, it probably was. http://t.co/0cPAyqrqLG If Crusader Rabbit is going on with stuff, we’re in deep shit.
Needs more flags.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “​Australian lawmakers can’t use phones, will vote on data retentionâ€, being a rant. http://t.co/xJOTaQtEHc
I suspect that Crusader Rabbit actually believes this “death cult†stuff.
kcarruthers How cheaply held is our security?
RT @TheRegister: $250K: That’s what Lenovo earned to RAT YOU OUT with Superfish reg.cx/2et9
Targeted advertising (n.): The technique by which the internet bombards you with adverts for a product you looked at and bought a month ago.
@ssharwood I only got a glimpse last night as it scudded along the treeline, but its movements were typical of a search.
@ssharwood @flightradar24 That said, I didn’t get a good look at it, and the light can be deceiving re colour. Or so I’m told.
@ssharwood That looks like the helicopter that was over @bunjaree last night, and which also didn’t register o@flightradar2424.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains Philip Ruddock and bees.
Oh dear. This is getting a bit ranty.
@Taco_Lad Oh dear. Next you’ll be making a joke about how you “work it out with a pencilâ€. [Wince.]
@Taco_Lad No, the device used in the process has to be part of the picture. You can highlight by asterisking with an ordinary pen too.
@MWhalan Indeed. But no, I just need to paint a picture or someone marking up a printout. “Highlighter†will do.
It’s 2:1 for dropping “pen†at this stage. Th@safzoroa@jiangyina@MWhalanWhalan. No more opinions needed.
RT @MWhalan: @stilgherrian pen is redundant [Yes, but occasionally redundancy is needed for clarity.]
“Pranking MPs with messages not hacking, says Malcolm Turnbullâ€, writes @latikambourke http://t.co/CeEqW1r8aI
Quick style question. Do we mark key sections with a “highlighter penâ€, or has it been reduced to just a “highlighter†by now?
@glengyron @PointZeroOne Now look, I’ve used^H^H^H^H seen thermite being used. I know what it can and can’t do.

glengyron I notice the STEEL BEAMS in Jeff the dinosaur DIDN’T BURN. #JustSayin #WakeUpSheeple pic.twitter.com/B3ywRIz5RU
Tue plan, re-redraft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; laundry in parallel; chicken; podcast pre-production; @5at5daily; 2000 AEDT #ozpodcastchat.
Tue plan, supplemental: Due to the sudden story commission, “The 9pm Edict†podcast won’t be today, but instead either Wed or Thu, TBA.
Tue plan, redraft: Chicken; write for @zdnetaustralia; laundry, in parallel; podcast pre-production; @5at5daily; 2000 AEDT #ozpodcastchat.
@deejayqf Indeed. Also, in fairness to the Senator, he speculated about a hack, I don’t recall it being a “claimed†as such.
blahblahellis All this talk of dumping Abbott… No one ever mentions the height we’ll do it from.
@deejayqf Perhaps you’re remembering this incident from three years ago? http://t.co/2C4Htlz1UL
Rearranging my day to deal with a sudden story commission. Stand by for a new plan.
GordyPls Waiting for the @ellenwhinnett follow up story where 12 MPs swear, SWEAR they didn’t install Candy Crush but it’s on their phone anyway
RT @rpy: “The MPs involved have been told to disable the iMessage capacity of their mobile phones…problems included not getting text messag…
“About 15 Federal MPs fear their phones may have been hackedâ€, but I bet it’s not hacking, just messaging. http://t.co/rJH9elMyXX

RT @mpesce: Like Uber, but for craft beers @Launch pic.twitter.com/ZCYkQk74jv [So a craft beer douche. Gotcha.]
@indigoid @nswpolice Still, I’d hate to see a crackdown on street / candid photography. We’re losing imagery of our world through paranoia.
@indigoid Ah. Still, it may be unrelated. I guess @nswpolice will tell us whether it’s one of their guys.
Or, @indigoid, it’s just a person exercising his right to photograp@nswpolicece at work? “Everyone†is a bold claim, “creepy†your reaction.

indigoid Creepy person at @nswpolice booth at Central photographing everyone walking past. WTF pic.twitter.com/lGyO2WiRJN
Also, @Steve_Lockstep, Business stunts the not-being-a-douche gland.
Steve_Lockstep Just as some caricature #privacy as hurting innovation, let me suggest in the same sweeping manner that Business Harms Imagination
Steve_Lockstep Business complains “privacy hurts innovation” w/o evidence. Can’t they imagine new models to trade services for #PII? @DailyDashboard
@veritychambers You are such a fusspot, Veronica.
RT @BuzzFeedOz: We Tried To Find Malcolm Turnbull On #Wickr And Here’s What Happened http://t.co/uf6MAAxOZm via @alex_c_lee http://t.co/b5C…
TheKouk Over the last 7 years, Australian house prices have risen at an average annual pace of 3%, which is below income growth. Just saying
Overnight @SilentCircle launched its “world’s first enterprise privacy platformâ€. Looks interesting. https://t.co/V2p1SEJywL
“This Is What The Cast Of ‘Dinosaurs’ Looks Like Nowâ€, more fine work from @BuzzFeed http://t.co/i7NF88QWnl
Beaker Yet to determine if referencing my wife who is transporting me around places as “WUBER” (Wife Uber) was a good idea or not…
daniel_barker “Hello, you’ve reached my voicemail. Why? Text or email like a normal person. Please have a word with yourself after the tone.”
My thoughts from 2007 on a Bill of Rights for Australia: “Let’s just write that down…†https://t.co/kubU0MGFem
Glad that @ABCmediawatch reminded us that Australia is “the only democracy without a bill of rightsâ€. Catching up on that would be nice.
A fine outline of the risks of data retention to journalism on @ABCmediawatch http://t.co/YAQPwh08lW Can someone do one covering the rest?
Tue plan, draft: Bookkeeping; laundry; produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict†podca@5at5dailyaily; respond to arsehats en route.
edbott Ello declares March NSFW month, giving me an excellent reason to continue not visiting Ello.
Tuesday. It is warm, soft and inviting. Like chloroform, or a heroin overdose. Tuesday.