Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 5th, 2015

In “The 9pm Edict”, @NicholasFryer refers to Cory Bernardi as a “smokin’ hot fuckmuffin”. My life is complete. stilgherrian.com/edict/00038/

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As long as it’s not PURPLE POSSUM.

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And “The 9pm Shut Up It’s Called Logic” is now also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@savourybanana The internet. “The 9pm Edict”. Slowly.

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@PacketNetworks Well, you could do that, but it sounds dangerous.

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New podcast: “The 9pm Shut Up It’s Called Logic” stilgherrian.com/edict/00038/ pic.twitter.com/8ucaxK79Fr

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TheKouk The intergeneration report confirms Souths to win 40 straight premierships on constant policy settings. Seems good to me

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@perrierjoulet Well it would, less than eight hours out in a 28-day lunar cycle.

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@PointZeroOne Yes, if you’re planning to spend an hour on the toilet.

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So I’ve just finished recording “The 9pm Edict”. I am now progressing to the post-production stage, which takes roughly an hour.

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Right, so basically what happens now is that I open a bottle of cheap wine and start recording “The 9pm Edict” podcast. Back when it’s done.

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@dez_blanchfield @1057darwin I shall listen to this later up. I’m on deadline for something else this evening.

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It’s not every day I discuss, on live radio, my experiences in urinals.

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And the radio spot is done. That was fun, @1057darwin! I’ll post the audio tomorrow some time.

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Here we go…

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On hold with ABC @1057darwin to talk airpnp.com and the [gulp]
“sharing economy”. So, listen at abc.net.au/darwin/

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“Intergeneration Report Recommends Killing All Baby Boomers” sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/ylu9a8o8Wo

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RT @Robogeek: @stilgherrian @SimplyNatasa @danger5tv @Grantland33 “the best Bond girl who never was” - absofreakinglutely! [Da, moy drug.]

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@dreadpiratemick Yes. It’s hardly to “avoid controversy”. It’s just taking the ordnance to do the job.

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RT @JohnKerswell: Airpnp is a fun name and useful service, but a trademark lawsuit waiting to happen. [Ain’t it just.]

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@Iridescent I’m not sure whether @1057darwin will let me explain the connection on air. We shall see.

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Full Moon is in just over 12 hours, at 0506 AEDT.

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5at5 number 154: Big solar, big nukes, UK vs US satire, a libertarian nightmare, and the geriatric porn experience. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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USAF A-10s leave one controversy at home. “Depleted uranium rounds not not required against IS,” says Pentagon. medium.com/war-is-boring/…

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@katie18O Yep, I figured a few people would get the reference. ;)

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And no, inner urban gay men, AirPNP is not what you just imagined it was.

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I’m taking airpnp.co and the sharing economy on ABC @1057darwin at 1600 AEST / 1730 AEDT. Listenify at abc.net.au/darwin/

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drearyclocks Intergenerational report findings:
Boomers: fukt
Gen X: rekt
Gen Y: lazy welfare moochers
Gen Z: sous vide climate change cooked

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@mipearson Yeah, give them a good punch for that. There’s 13.5k people with mononyms in Australia alone.

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@dobes Yes please. I think it needs the full grandeur.

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Stealing @dobes’ rant for “The 9pm Edict” because it follows on precisely from something I’versus written.

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dobes tldr on Australian economics at the moment: Boomer unemployment is a looming national crisis.

Youth unemployment is because lazy kids.

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dobes Boomers/youth aren’t lazy.
Boomers/youth want to work.
Boomers/youth need retraining.

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dobes I love this so much. When people talk about boomers today, substitute the word youth, and it is the EXACT same arguments.

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dobes Boomers are complaining that they can’t get a job in their 50s.

You mean, like getting a job as a youth? Who you say are all leaners

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Confesses to Killing, Brings Body to Lawyer’s Office news-press.com/story/news/cri…

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The pre-production for tonight’s episode of “The 9pm Edict” proceeds adequately. This is also why I’m not interacting much today.

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jamescroft Eurovision Song Contest: Beating Your Local RSL Since 1956 pic.twitter.com/MR2wn1VRVK

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“In America, libertarian ideas are attractive to mostly young, white men with high ideals and no life experience.” Heh.

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“Honduras Is Sold as a Libertarian Paradise — I Went, and Discovered a Capitalist Nightmare”alternet.org/news-amp-polit…e

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“How do your grandma and grandpa watch porn? Like it or not, Pornhub has the answers”, reports @PandoDaily pando.com/2015/03/04/how…

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Confirmed: Tue 17 Mar VA834 SYD-MEL, Sun 22 Mar VA883 MEL-SYD.

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RT @GuardianAus: Buddy Holly plane crash investigation could be reopened trib.al/cg3gViF [So he can perform at Eurovision?]

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jonkudelka Noll was robbed.

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GreenJ i’m not sure.

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NickEvershed Plant update: day 2. I think it’s looking at me. pic.twitter.com/ULwZqOIPST

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Thu plan: Urgent administrivia (done); “The 9pm Edict” podcast pre-production; errands, Katoomba; recording; @5at5daily; post-production.

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“Tony Abbott is a car crash of a human being, says comedian John Oliver” smh.com.au/entertainment/…

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RT @GreenJ: First party to seize the opportunity, to refocus its politics, wins. Me at @ABCthedrum. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-0… [Well said.]

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Routine reminder: “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy

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RT @oberonsghost: @stilgherrian @RNBreakfast Hmmmm. Christopher Pyne, putting the “N” in “cuts” [I am so stealing that.]

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“Carrmageddon”!

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On @RNBreakfast, Pyne is asked to explain the link between research funding and uni reform. First substantive word of his answer? “Labor…”

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@JohnBirmingham Maybe it’s the breakfast gin that’s causing you to lose those shoes?

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I’ve posted a brief summary of “The 9pm Edict” summer crowdfunding results. skank.com.au/news/subscribe… pic.twitter.com/SxBGL0A42A

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Thu plan, draft: Urgent administrivia; “The 9pm Edict” podcast pre-production; errands, Katoomba; recording; @5at5daily; post-production.

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KKeithschnabel My friends and I are making blackout poetry. I am turning C.S. Lewis’ classic “Narnia” children series into erotica. pic.twitter.com/1L4zfX01MG

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thegrugq_ebooks I haven’t checked, but unfortunately some people make dumb choices.

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peterwsinger What do you mean?

“A lot of us are confused by Putin” says @wolfblitzer to @GENRayOdierno pic.twitter.com/JXoak4JdEJ

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Thursday. Their implants have revealed your deepest and most intimate thoughts, and they are laughing and laughing and laughing. Thursday.

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