Gorn.
In “The 9pm Edictâ@NicholasFryerryer refers to Cory Bernardi as a “smokin’ hot fuckmuffinâ€. My life is costilgherrian.com/edict/00038/1PFKsGaG
As long as it’s not PURPLE POSSUM.
And “The 9pm Shut Up It’s Called Logic†is now also on SoundCloud. https://t.co/6JidekjrCu
@savourybanana The internet. “The 9pm Edictâ€. Slowly.
@PacketNetworks Well, you could do that, but it sounds dangerous.
New podcast: “The 9pm Shut Up It’s Called Logstilgherrian.com/edict/00038/Fpic.twitter.com/8ucaxK79FrxK79Fr
TheKouk The intergeneration report confirms Souths to win 40 straight premierships on constant policy settings. Seems good to me #gorabbitohs
Uploading.
@perrierjoulet Well it would, less than eight hours out in a 28-day lunar cycle.
@PointZeroOne Yes, if you’re planning to spend an hour on the toilet.
So I’ve just finished recording “The 9pm Edictâ€. I am now progressing to the post-production stage, which takes roughly an hour.
Right, so basically what happens now is that I open a bottle of cheap wine and start recording “The 9pm Edict†podcast. Back when it’s done.
@ClaireRPorter I like your thinking here.
@1057darwin M’pleasure.
@dez_blanchfield @1057darwin I shall listen to this later up. I’m on deadline for something else this evening.
It’s not every day I discuss, on live radio, my experiences in urinals.
And the radio spot is done. That was fun, @1057darwin! I’ll post the audio tomorrow some time.
Here we go…
On hold with ABC @1057darwin to talk airpnp.com and the [gulp]
“sharing economyâ€. So, listenabc.net.au/darwin/1gPJ
“Intergeneration Report Recommends Killing All Baby Boomers” http://t.co/z0gLsONfew http://t.co/ylu9a8o8Wo
RT @Robogeek: @stilgherrian @SimplyNatasa @danger5tv @Grantland33 “the best Bond girl who never was” - absofreakinglutely! [Da, moy drug.]
@RealNickHodge Thank you. I have my moments.
@dreadpiratemick Yes. It’s hardly to “avoid controversyâ€. It’s just taking the ordnance to do the job.
@RealNickHodge The Mile Very High Club?
RT @JohnKerswell: Airpnp is a fun name and useful service, but a trademark lawsuit waiting to happen. [Ain’t it just.]
@Iridescent I’m not sure whether @1057darwin will let me explain the connection on air. We shall see.
Full Moon is in just over 12 hours, at 0506 AEDT.
5at5 number 154: Big solar, big nukes, UK vs US satire, a libertarian nightmare, and the geriatric porn experience. http://t.co/JZ5EYqLBPM
USAF A-10s leave one controversy at home. “Depleted uranium rounds not not required against IS,†says Pentagon. https://t.co/pLfCWB36O6
@Iridescent Not quite.
@katie18O Yep, I figured a few people would get the reference. ;)
And no, inner urban gay men, AirPNP is not what you just imagined it was.
I’m takinairpnp.coqF and the sharing economy on AB@1057darwinin at 1600 AEST / 1730 AEDT. Listenify aabc.net.au/darwin/PJ
#purpletrain, briefly.
drearyclocks Intergenerational report findings:
Boomers: fukt
Gen X: rekt
Gen Y: lazy welfare moochers
Gen Z: sous vide climate change cooked
Serpent Roadkill instagram.com/p/z1NmlBCFuM/
@mipearson Yeah, give them a good punch for that. There’s 13.5k people with mononyms in Australia alone.
Mobile.
@mipearson Oh? What’s happened?
@dobes Yes please. I think it needs the full grandeur.
Stealing @dobes’ rant for “The 9pm Edict†because it follows on precisely from something I’versus written.
dobes tldr on Australian economics at the moment: Boomer unemployment is a looming national crisis.
Youth unemployment is because lazy kids.
dobes Boomers/youth aren’t lazy.
Boomers/youth want to work.
Boomers/youth need retraining.
dobes I love this so much. When people talk about boomers today, substitute the word youth, and it is the EXACT same arguments.
dobes Boomers are complaining that they can’t get a job in their 50s.
You mean, like getting a job as a youth? Who you say are all leaners
RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Confesses to Killing, Brings Body to Lawyer’s Office http://t.co/xHvq3xOrSh
The pre-production for tonight’s episode of “The 9pm Edict†proceeds adequately. This is also why I’m not interacting much today.
jamescroft Eurovision Song Contest: Beating Your Local RSL Since 1956 pic.twitter.com/MR2wn1VRVK
“In America, libertarian ideas are attractive to mostly young, white men with high ideals and no life experience.†Heh.
“Honduras Is Sold as a Libertarian Paradise — I Went, and Discovered a Capitalist Nightmare†http://t.co/j3zYAIlVIe
“How do your grandma and grandpa watch porn? Like it or not, Pornhub has the answersâ€, reports @PandoDaily http://t.co/xvZmwVZOat
Confirmed: Tue 17 Mar VA834 SYD-MEL, Sun 22 Mar VA883 MEL-SYD.
RT @GuardianAus: Buddy Holly plane crash investigation could be reopened trib.al/cg3gViF [So he can perform at Eurovision?]
jonkudelka Noll was robbed.
GreenJ i’m not sure.
Oh FFS.
NickEvershed Plant update: day 2. I think it’s looking at me. pic.twitter.com/ULwZqOIPST
Great review of @danger5tv at @Grantland33 http://t.co/X1zgqrGO3R
Thu plan: Urgent administrivia (done); “The 9pm Edict†podcast pre-production; errands, Katoomba; recordi@5at5dailyaily; post-production.
“Tony Abbott is a car crash of a human being, says comedian John Oliver†http://t.co/EpM1xU7PNz
RT @GreenJ: First party to seize the opportunity, to refocus its politics, wins. Me at @abcthedrum. http://t.co/Pig34PXJZF [Well said.]
Routine reminder: “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?pic.twitter.com/aSIvEZ2lZy2lZy
RT @oberonsghost: @stilgherrian @RNBreakfast Hmmmm. Christopher Pyne, putting the “N” in “cuts†[I am so stealing that.]
“Carrmageddonâ€!
On @RNBreakfast, Pyne is asked to explain the link between research funding and uni reform. First substantive word of his answer? “Labor…”
@JohnBirmingham Maybe it’s the breakfast gin that’s causing you to lose those sho#batascoutsftwsftw
I’ve posted a brief summary of “The 9pm Edict†summer crowdfunding results. https://t.co/k6XiO8RfWl http://t.co/SxBGL0A42A
Thu plan, draft: Urgent administrivia; “The 9pm Edict†podcast pre-production; errands, Katoomba; recordi@5at5dailyaily; post-production.
KKeithschnabel My friends and I are making blackout poetry. I am turning C.S. Lewis’ classic “Narnia” children series into erotica. pic.twitter.com/1L4zfX01MG
thegrugq_ebooks I haven’t checked, but unfortunately some people make dumb choices.
peterwsinger What do you mean?
“A lot of us are confused by Putin” says @wolfblitzer to @GENRayOdierno #futureofwar pic.twitter.com/JXoak4JdEJ
Ready for the Sun. pic.twitter.com/Fh0NOh0l1z
Thursday. Their implants have revealed your deepest and most intimate thoughts, and they are laughing and laughing and laughing. Thursday.