Nah fuck this. Gorn.
RT @kcarruthers: A Venn diagram for everything. That’s what we need. [Here you go.] pic.twitter.com/ji3jxJuwnW
@kcarruthers Grrr.
@jillenelouise @JezNews I strongly suggest that you take up this issue with the UK’s NHS.
That’s from the UK National Health Service (NHS) Atlas of Risk. http://t.co/GY51VBvdRw Try reading about it before whinging.
Since arsehats want to whinge about that NHS Atlas of Risk image, here’s the chart for all ages and regionspic.twitter.com/4vwQCPrZQ0Q0
@neurofluff @SallyRMelb You know it’s not meant to be an exhaustive list, right? It’s just one sample chart for one person.
@NHSWatch @PEdmondsonJones Well done.
Christ, who ARE all these people who think I actually give a fuck that a tweet didn’t include their pet political whinge?
@NHSWatch @PEdmondsonJones I’m glad you’ve judged the usefulness of the tool by looking at one chart. I always love* that.
@expectproblems The nearest scotch is 1.5km away. ItFar too much effort. And @NSWSES still hasn’t deployed the requested vodkacopter.
Sigh. I will now be opening the wine after all.
RT @skinnylatte: Homophobia in middle class Singapore is very much class envy. Against the idiotic myth of the Rich Gay. http://t.co/COhHvk…
RT @haruki_zaemon: methamphibian [Oh that’s rather good.]
@JoelStanton Almost.
@JoelStanton Apparently not. You bastard.
@chrisjrn Don’t start.
By the way, I’ve muted pretty much every hashtag related to tonight’s event that I can think of, plus many keywords.
inferiorwit and that, children, is how Mr. Hands died RT @shawnaldridge: Kids, in comics, we call this a bad tangent. pic.twitter.com/AEM1gwFMEW
Hmmm. Why did those crimson rosellas just issue massive alarm calls?
I wouldn’t go drinking with any of these arsehats any other night, so why would I when they’ve brought thousands of their arsehat mates?
It would seem that @GavinDFernando has put some of my thoughts regarding tonight’s big event into words. http://t.co/czjVIUjQre
There’s a program in the TV guide titled “David Attenborough’s Life on Iceâ€, which does explain his unstoppable energy.
@stufromoz Indeed.
Clarke & Dawe’s visitation on opposition leader Bulb Sandwich. https://t.co/U37qI63g4j
@R_Chirgwin I imagine that Caribou would roast rather well.
@R_Chirgwin Nice line, but the Caribou were retired in 2009.
@bernietb I could probably build an entire episode of “The 9pm Edict†around a journey to sample those camel balls.
Hmmm. I am going to be very disgruntled tonight, aren’t I. Sigh.
@bernietb Well, I do want to do an expedition out that way some time…
Well @bernietb has found something special… instagram.com/p/z6MJezFvof/
@haruki_zaemon @michaelneale Well there’s only about a quarter of a billion reasons why that would be wrong.
Hey @TwitterAU, you should perhaps give @Ricky_Muir a blue tick now, because people like me are arsehats and easily confused.
@midsonm @Ricky_Muir Indeed. Anyway, I saw so many news stories quoting bits but not linking. So there it is.
Video of Senator @Ricky_Muir’s First Speech. https://t.co/kJv4XCjWfk Transcript at http://t.co/igAj6dJsai [Now with correct Twitter ID.]
@midsonm @Ricky_Muir Oh I am such an arsehat. I did check for the right Twitter account this morning, and then misremembered. Cheers.
5at5 number 156: Puddle pics, brand new octopuses, perfectly-engineered babies, spy satellites, colonial raiders. http://t.co/aO1sBUHGLz
It sounds a bit tinfoil, but @ManvBrain thinks MH370 was actually hijacked to Kazakhstan. Either way, good exposition of the search process.
Just read @ManvBrain’s “The Plane That Wasn’t There: Why We Haven’t Found Malaysia Airlines Flight 370†http://t.co/475NR03IU4 Intriguing.
@SnarkyPlatypus We weren’t told the flight plan, but cabin crew said it’s possible to do 3h30 or even 3h15 hours compared with 4h30 to 4h45.
Mah. Thanks for your suggestions, everyone, but I think I’l have a relaxing sleep-in tomorrow, and visit the Albion Park Museum next week.
@pandymonium01 Indeed. And as for location, I’ve very sneakily put that in my profile, and update it as I travel. ;)
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s why I was also sulking that we didn’t get approval to do that high-speed run PER-SYD because of the bloody curfew.
@SnarkyPlatypus I think I’ve mentioned the time I was in a near-empty Boeing 737 that did CBR-SYD in 21 minutes?
@SnarkyPlatypus I enjoy watching (or flying in) airliners when they’re pushed hard. They have SO much spare performance.
@Yowie9644 That may help, but I suspect not on a Sunday. The landing is 0750, and I’d want to scout out a location and watch the approach.
@pandymonium01 Your assumption is wrong. But even so, I don’t think I want to invest this much time and money just to watch a plane land.
@pandymonium01 You paying?
@SnarkyPlatypus I hadn’t planned on making media out of it. Just wanted to watch them land a Boeing 747 on a tiny runway.
@staticsan No big story. It’s simply a skill I don’t have.
@staticsan I believe that car hire companies expect to see a driver’s license. (You people make all manner of silly assumptions.)
@nz_liam I don’t think the trains “drive faster†to suit my needs, or anyone else’s.
Or, I could catch the 2036 to Sydney tonight, then the 2329 southbound, arriving at Albion Park at 0138, and then… cry, or something.
The first train only gets to Albion Park at 0721. Even then it entails a four-hour wait at Central 0100-0500 or so. Not this weekend, mate.
Bugger. I’d wanted to get to Albion Park before 0700 tomorrow, for this. http://t.co/XnQjwJ1TIn But the logistics have proved problematic.
@R_Chirgwin @lixicat @PitcherJenna This possibly explains its irritation, since I’d thrown out the mouldy bread.
@lixicat @PitcherJenna Did you see this one, which invaded @R_Chirgwin’s residence in Lilyfield and took me onpic.twitter.com/EdmdJHFK2B2B
Full video of Senator @muir_ricky’s First Speech. https://t.co/kJv4XCjWfk Transcript at http://t.co/igAj6dJsai
@fewenfarbetween Oh thanks for that. I’d just downloaded it from ParlView, but this saves having to upload it.
@taylor_jlt @canthavepudding @PitcherJenna “Pumpkin� Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good possum.
TheTweetOfGod No he won’t. If anything he’ll ask them for help with the catering. pic.twitter.com/8Q5a0Ys2zQ
RT @PitcherJenna: We were about to fire up the barbie… pic.twitter.com/uolo64eLXT [Saves having to go to the butcher, right?]
I think I will post the video Senator @muir_ricky’s First Speech too. Heading to ParlView.
@murpharoo And a better link, just to the speech itself, not including the Senator Abetz love-fest at the end. http://t.co/Uy5ER9QCVR
Full text of Senator @muir_ricky’s First Speech from Thursday. http://t.co/Uy5ER9QCVR
@murpharoo Or, easier to read, here. http://t.co/igAj6dJsai
@expectproblems It’s a disorienting place to be.
@expectproblems No, I think they need to bring the timber with them. (“Lumber†is US English.)
@RealNickHodge This is why we must set fire to @kcarruthers and burn her to the ground.
I suspect, @expectproblems, that the first Mars colony will be constructed in much the same way.
RT @expectproblems: Their first corporate office on-site isn’t the best I’ve seen, to be honest… http://t.co/P45vZ8svov [True, but…]
@jeffsonstein Hmmm. Was I using it as a measure of length or of volume?
I’ve always been amused by the fact that the colony of South Australia was, from day one, a property development scam@kcarruthersrs
And, @kcarruthers, South Australia was founded by the South Australian Company. http://t.co/7kYMcdvFE8
MT @kcarruthers: It wan’t the British government that seized India, but a private co, run by an unstable sociopath http://t.co/3AeJocmuqa
“Education Minister Christopher Pyne heads for brave new worldâ€, writes @JohnBirmingham http://t.co/GYVH1uuuhe
The entrance track to @bunjaree, one photo in a series I might post some time. pic.twitter.com/M62YsBUnVV
@straynjer Yeah, that fading is very 1970s. I guess the killer photo-interpretation is recognising the types of cars.
@straynjer Though your “apparently†is mistaken. The date is 18 April 1986, according to the presenter, and it’s a Titan 34D launch vehicle.
@straynjer That’s right, yes. It’s a slide from the presentation I’m listening to. Links earlier.
@tobermatt I suspect the plan was not to have a Titan III launch vehicle explode, taking its satellite payload with it.
@CrikeyCon Really? I’m not sure what I’d be able to contribute, since I just write about stuff rather than doing it. Hmmm.
RT @kcarruthers: “@pickover: Strange math secret discovered regarding Pi. The truth will set you free. http://t.co/4dYr6h7jepâ… #fb
@errolwi Ah! Well, this presentation digs deep. I’ll probably listen to the NMUSAF lectures later today. A new rabbit-hole!
@expectproblems @iosengineer Hmmm. “Giant Flying Bluebottles†is another game concept.
RT @SachaBlumen: Looks like War of the Worlds. [Yeah, lots of the Cold War looked liked that.]
This does not appear to have gone to plan. pic.twitter.com/hz2g79XxSx
@expectproblems The phrase “Leech attack!†just came to mind. Fight ’em off as your blood level diminishes.
The presenter waffled for more than 5 mins up front, so you can skip that. But do download the PowerPoint so you can follow along. (2/2)
A 90-min interview with the lead engineer of the film camera systems on the HEXAGON KH-9 spy satellites. https://t.co/ty03LQ5kRs (1/2)
@RealNickHodge @mpesce @OaaSvc Gawd, that twat is SO desperate he can’t even get off his bicycle first.
@OaaSvc Look I haven’t lactated properly in years.
“Director John Brennan says CIA overhaul would close spy gaps, boost computer hacking skills†http://t.co/V5fSd82x2J
@TheFeedSBS I MEAN THAT WITH AFFECTION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOTS OF SHOUTY AFFECTION JUST SO MUCH LOTS OF IT. Oh that hurts.
@OaaSvc FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR CURTAINS AND ALL YOUR COWS WHO SAIL IN THEM MAY THEY FADE TO HELL. WITH MILK.
Presentations from the @CrikeyCon infosec conference 2014 and 2015 are now online. Eat them all up! crikeycon.com/archive/
IT IS MIDDAY.
Twitter has just suggested I follow various people from @TheFeedSBS. They clearly have no idea what these people are like.
RT @natecochrane: Why not breed babies with extra organs hanging off them, easy to snip & transplant? Could be a new economic model. http:/…
“Australia to prosecute Heartbleed pentest in desperation to pin charges on Anonymous radio hostâ€, writes @violetblue http://t.co/sdUikVKXLQ
“Why you can’t trust password strength metersâ€, writes @MarkStockley https://t.co/Xz8Y9hAK0R
RT @burgotastic: @stilgherrian a bit common for my liking pic.twitter.com/YGtWGAgrSa [Well, I AM a bit common.]
That IS a nice octopus.
hedgedevil This liquor store is keeping it real with their recommendations. pic.twitter.com/3sVp7gA7EW
austmus 5 incredible species of octopus found on Southern French Polynesia expedition! bit.ly/1ELi8CK pic.twitter.com/NJgS19EDlw
@chris23 @xeni The Sydney CBD has some amazing shadow structures at certain times of the year. @ApostrophePong caught a great day.
RT @darkhorse166: Browsing cheap paintings in a shopping centre, Cherrybrook, Sydney. #sydney #streetphotogr… http://t.co/RodfrMpK3U http:/…
In a similar vein, @xeni @chris23, @ApostrophePong’s “Identity Crisis†(4m43s video) https://t.co/HY4BXpLe9Y
RT @xeni: Photography: the weird dreamy world of wet ground http://t.co/wkjzNyYakV http://t.co/BwXxx8QFo5 [Ping @ApostrophePong]
I have my suspicions.
RT @safzoro: @stilgherrian Check for tearing. [The goat? Or me?]
I particularly like the fact that this card has been in the roadside mailbox so long that the pasted-on bits fell off and it’s mouldy.
I’m sure that one of you knows the meaning of this. pic.twitter.com/B57qdJvsjS
Butterfly at @bunjaree instagram.com/p/z52NQdiFtA/
RT @Colvinius: Feeling deeply worried this morning about the fate of the “Australian polo community”. http://t.co/kgEnYfyPgP via @smh
From @CSIROnews, Top 5 tips for maintaining your rainwater tank. http://t.co/op8wCYUixL
@vofffk Perhaps clicking on the link and using said Atlas of Risk might reveal the answer to that.
People keep imagining poodles. It’s odd.
@vealmince You are most kind, thank you. Your bit was just fine, you know.
“You say you’re obsessed with robots in movies. Prove it.†http://t.co/QG68f4DRma
@franksting That is good news, yes. Mind you, heavy alcohol use could be categorise as something else if alcohol wasn’t the primary cause.
@RhetoricalDev Yes, oddly enough the UK health service has stats for UK citizens. No need to bludgeon it with unrelated politics.
“Ferguson judge behind aggressive fines policy owes $170,000 in unpaid taxesâ€, writes @jonswaine http://t.co/GYiiagpyS8
fanfiction_txt I’m writing what no one else will. Welcome to watersports, Bella Swan.
Britain’s National Health Service (NHS) has produced an Atlas of Risk. http://t.co/GY51VBvdRw http://t.co/EYQ6hYTHZz
Thursday night, a podcast happened. “The 9pm Shut Up It’s Called Logic†https://t.co/Tn1PFKsGaG Also on SoundCloud. https://t.co/6JidekjrCu
Sat plan, draft: Potter through the backlog of comms, planning and general de-cluttering while listening to podcasts etc.
Saturday. They nod silently to each other, close their notebooks, and walk away. But their devices are still watching. Always. Saturday.