Gorn.
Time to burn a few dinosaurs and then collapse into bed.
The day’s train journeys are complete.

Crossing the Nepean, again instagram.com/p/0M-CFPiFns/
#purpletrain, finally.

“This PowerPoint of which you speak will not be necessary…” Well said, @JohnBirmingham #TheDave instagram.com/p/0M3lTXiFhA/
Pho’d.
@Max_in_Noosa @SnarkyPlatypus There is no duck laksa here.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes.

The pho in question… instagram.com/p/0My38jiFsi/
Having arranged pho.
Arranging pho.

Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/0Mxf-ziFre/

Crossing the Wolli instagram.com/p/0Mv9IQCFp9/

Crossing the Georges, again instagram.com/p/0Mt1E-iFn3/

STOPPING ALL STATION’S instagram.com/p/0MjPGBiFtS/

Albion Park Grand Central Station instagram.com/p/0Mg9ETiFqd/

Architecture instagram.com/p/0MgxtNCFqN/

The Illawarra is noted for its cultural diversity instagram.com/p/0MgaPPCFpu/
@PeteDotAscian @arcadiagt5 Nah, that’s just someone put wings on a shipping container as a joke.
RT @arcadiagt5 @stilgherrian That’s debatable. I think there’s a case to be made for the Walrus. http://t.co/nmx7C2yZMt [True, that IS ugly]

Proud local paper instagram.com/p/0Mb2DdCFkb/
End of aeroplanes for today.

Future event, Illawarra Regional Airport instagram.com/p/0MbgLqiFj5/

Passing traffic instagram.com/p/0MbSzZCFjT/

Flight controls, English Electric Canberra, with far too much flare instagram.com/p/0MbLKdCFjG/

English Electric Canberra instagram.com/p/0MbBC1iFi6/

Hawker Hunter with Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0Ma12giFir/

Hawker Hunter tail instagram.com/p/0MavKWiFio/
@haruki_zaemon The Hunter is an operating aircraft. The F-111C rules are about the security of nuclear-capable equipment.

Inside the Hawker Hunter cockpit instagram.com/p/0MZcT2CFhG/

Again with the warnings… instagram.com/p/0MZDJlCFgt/

Rescue instagram.com/p/0MY9_oiFgd/

The business end of the Hawker Hunter instagram.com/p/0MY5driFga/

Hawker Hunter, with added children instagram.com/p/0MYyW6CFgR/

Hawker Hunter, ex Singapore Air Force instagram.com/p/0MYsevCFgK/

Caribou tail instagram.com/p/0MYinHiFv9/

Australia’s own Winjeel instagram.com/p/0MYaSRiFvu/
I’m just throwing a few images onto Instagram.com, but I composed most of them in 16:9. So they’ll come later.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus You can start at age 8, apparently.
@scottcarson1957 I’ve seen them perform. Impressive.
@michaelneale Oh yes, brilliant. It’s the biggest collection of aircraft in Australia, apparently.

Number 2 engine, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MXAiQCFtv/

1950s luxury, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MW64dCFtU/

Navigator’s hatch for astral navigation, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWzb-CFtJ/

The luxurious interior of the Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWqkqCFs6/

Flight deck, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWc9ziFsi/

Navigator’s station, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWWzVCFsZ/

Flight engineer’s station, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWP1wCFsO/

Number 2 engine, Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MWFuXCFsD/

Under the tail of the Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MV1XyCFrf/

Tail of Lockheed Super Constellation instagram.com/p/0MVuZFiFrX/

Caribou flight deck instagram.com/p/0MVjkyCFqr/

Neptune port engine instagram.com/p/0MVdrkCFqf/

Sabre starboard weapons bay, showing breech of 20mm Aden cannon instagram.com/p/0MVWqMCFqR/

F-111C main landing gear is, erm, sturdy instagram.com/p/0MVJ_ziFp5/

The F-111C weapons and comms gear has been replaced with pictures because “rules” instagram.com/p/0MVBShiFpx/

F-111C cockpit, driver’s side instagram.com/p/0MUwjBCFpb/
@xntrik Something like that, yes. And I’ve seen them do it.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s also very “local communityâ€. Kids selling sausage sandwiches for $2.50, your choice of sauce.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s an good collection, and the aircraft are well-maintained. Some fly, of course, so they have to be.
Well, the F-111C belongs to the RAAF and is “on loan” because nuclear-capable and “rules”.
For those asking, all these aircraft belong to HARS at Illawarra Regional Airport, Albion Park. hars.org.au

The Oaks Hotel instagram.com/p/0MSJLbCFlI/
Heading to The Oaks for lunch, will post more pics after that.

Warning instagram.com/p/0MNlvECFvJ/

World’s ugliest aircraft, the Caribou instagram.com/p/0MMzr5iFt6/

Neptune instagram.com/p/0MMp91CFtq/

20mm of fun instagram.com/p/0MMX3KiFtM/

I don’t think this comes as stock… instagram.com/p/0MJEB2CFnT/

Uhuh, it’s an F-111C, and I need a private moment now instagram.com/p/0MI0zzCFm1/

It goes in here… instagram.com/p/0MIUZ2CFl6/

Mirage III-O instagram.com/p/0MILjTCFlw/

Do not touch instagram.com/p/0MH2CwCFlE/

Warning instagram.com/p/0MHvAoiFk2/

Ah I am going to get very moist now I think… instagram.com/p/0MHobXCFkk/

Hydraulic instagram.com/p/0MHTciCFj-/

Rolls-Royce Nene instagram.com/p/0MHAstiFjn/

Rolls-Royce Merlin instagram.com/p/0MG7YUiFje/

Guess the one thing I want to do right now? instagram.com/p/0MGqPlCFjF/

This photograph is dedicated to @RealNickHodge instagram.com/p/0MGAhlCFh-/

Promise I won’t misuse it… instagram.com/p/0MFwkbiFhj/

A shame it’s not called the Torana… instagram.com/p/0MFWkziFg-/

Turana drone, back end instagram.com/p/0MFD-WCFgi/

Turana drone, front end instagram.com/p/0ME74OCFgR/

Arrived instagram.com/p/0MEGppiFuV/

Destination in sight instagram.com/p/0MDIe9iFsz/

Albion Park station instagram.com/p/0MCglcCFrs/

Arriving at Albion Park instagram.com/p/0MCZ7kiFri/

Wollongong station instagram.com/p/0MBW1miFpk/

Approaching the destination instagram.com/p/0MBWU0CFpi/
CyberPrefixerAU Survey finds fewer cybersmokers in South Australia
@timpoliti @JohnBirmingham “Literary quality.” I like that one.
Crossing bridged, passing through tunnels, that sort of thing.

Further southward instagram.com/p/0L47hlCFtE/

Southward instagram.com/p/0L3nlgCFq9/

Crossing the Georges instagram.com/p/0L3eEZCFqu/
@Nicholosophy The 747 is of little interest, but I am going to HARS, yes.

Just to be clear, though, @JohnBirmingham, this is very fucking wrong. pic.twitter.com/8U7Ivn6F2V
@JohnBirmingham I will continue to enjoy your dangerous sex on my journey south.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother posting a detailed daily plan each day when no-one’s internets seem to have a scroll function.

Ready for the morning journey, part two instagram.com/p/0Lza8dCFkk/

RT @AnnabelAstbury Found this. @stilgherrian may be interested or involved. pic.twitter.com/1sboZ89Ym0 [I couldn’t possibly comments.]
@JohnBirmingham Well, I wasn’t going to say… but yes..
@LogocracyCopy @JohnBirmingham May I recommend my immediately preceding tweet?

Arriving at Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/0LxKACCFga/
Starting a new @JohnBirmingham book in a train’s quiet carriage is always difficult. So hard to suppress the laughter.

Hey @JohnBirmingham, the sex scene opening chapter 01 of “Resistance” is hilariously wrong. pic.twitter.com/QbsoqZ74hh
deptofaustralia I’ll be on @insiders / @TalkingPicsABC tomorrow, ruining it for everyone and giving a masterclass in why you can’t have nice things.

Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/0Lq6DsCFlX/
RT @jeamland I feel that @stilgherrian should be made aware of this: https://t.co/rFFGHBx9by [It’s true. He should.]

Dawn from the #purpletrain instagram.com/p/0LkVhtCFpl/
Sat plan; 0706 train to Sydney, then 0929 train to Albion Park; lunch; HARS hars.org.au; return trains and dinner ad libitum.

Wentworth Falls station instagram.com/p/0LizD-iFmv/

Lingering traces of the pre-dawn chemtrail run instagram.com/p/0LimvKCFmf/

Transit gateway instagram.com/p/0LiWkOCFl_/

In the taxi, en route to Wentworth Falls station instagram.com/p/0LiMofiFl0/

Waiting for the dawn instagram.com/p/0LiC3dCFlk/
@gcluley And as I expected, they didn’t divide by the number of humans on the planet at those times. (Though I suspect the stat stands.)

“How Many Of These Bible Stories Do You Know?” clickhole.com/r/2089tsd pic.twitter.com/iTEeofHuyH
@sylmobile Also, Daryl Braithwaite on 16 May.
@sylmobile Indeed. It has EVERYTHING you could possibly need. So I am heading there for lunch before going to HARS. hars.org.au
@sylmobile Correction. Another EVEN CLASSIER Oaks Hotel. theoakshotel.com.au
@BrigadierSlog Then all is well.
@BrigadierSlog Hardly. There’s the entire world to see. Or are you one of these tedious people who needs to be “entertained†constantly?
Sat plan, transport B: 1618 train to Sydney Central, arrive 1815; dinner; 1918 train to Wentworth Falls, arrive 2110. Taxis omitted.
@BrigadierSlog Lulwut? Sitting on a train is hardly an onerous task.
Sat plan, transport A: 0706 train to Sydney Central, arrive 0901; 0929 train to Albion Park, arrive 1125; The Oaks theoakshotel.com.au
@Bobosphere @lexiconvalley It’s true. I had to lie down for a little while, and catch my breath.
Sat plan, supplemental: Lunch is likely to be taken at The Oaks, Albion Park Rail, which looks sophisticated. theoakshotel.com.au
Sat plan, draft; 0706 train to Sydney, then to Albion Park; lunch; HARS hars.org.au; return trains and dinner ad libitum.
Saturday. Your have made a grave error. Seven. Six. Eight. Three. Only one digit was wrong, but that is enough. It has been noted. Saturday.