Tofu is a hate crime.
@posty @CirclejerkAus I have no idea what that means or what it implies.

industrychanger Sometimes when you are in VR, you just need to get on the floor and explore more pic.twitter.com/honR8H2FMX
RT @HumanityJ: Irony-free from @DannyQuah: “Lee Kwan Yew modelled Singapore’s democracy after what he saw in the Vatican” http://t.co/Ci514…
@mogadeet The money does indeed go directly to me. Skank Media is just a trading name for me as a sole-trader business.
@jodiem Most things, at their core, are either ducks or rabbits.
@jodiem I assume that lithium is made from rabbits in the same way that foie gras is made from ducks. I think that’s right.
5at5 number 164: Colourful skies, the porn industry, better batteries, Scientology, and the history of autocorrect. http://t.co/gd5ccb6kyD
donokuda OH: “I think that guy is listening to our conversation.”
“Want to hide your metadata? You probably can’tâ€, writes @R_Chirgwin http://t.co/HB1PGXOhS5
@EmilyCBaxter Oh excellent! It’s been a while since you’ve had to endure my presence. Rewind / Fast Forward is a class reunion, really.
johnb78 The correct security comparison for e-voting is the postal voting it replaces, not the in-person voting that it doesn’t replace.
RT @rpy: um yea given the inclination of security agencies to produce undetectable malware we probably need to give up on the idea of Inter…
dobes Javascript analytics include ruins it all
RT @zdnetaustralia: NSW Electoral Commission scrambles to patch iVote flaw zd.net/1LLDaqj
SnarkyPlatypus Staff at the Economist drawing ballots on who’s going to be buried with Lee Kuan Yew to accompany him to the afterlife.
“Australian online voting system [for NSW election] may have FREAK bugâ€, writes @darrenpauli. Can votes be changed? http://t.co/c116O2pZjW
Today has already become a Strange Dayâ„¢.
@alias_steven A friend of mine refers to Singapore as “Shopping Mall Islandâ€. Which is unfair. There’s also a container terminal.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: WORK HARDER, WORK AIR CONDITIONING. [#lkyquotes]
Mon plan: Administrivia; laundry; production for “The 9pm Edict†podcast to be posted Tuesd@5at5dailyaily; quiet evening, I hope.
Goodness me there’s a lot of Singapore feels around this morning.
Yes, @NewtonMark @Colvinius, protect the Pencils of Democracy! http://t.co/ROZ5JwxSdt http://t.co/jsxD8wefwZ
RT @jturner_ibrs: It’s the political version of “Miss, a big boy did it and ran away†[Yes, exactly that.]
Perhaps I should try that strategy in my daily life. Whenever something doesn’t go as I want, “Labor’s fault, this had to happen.”
According to a government minister on the TV right now, it’s Labor’s fault.
@mattdasilva Let’s call it Gerald.
I don’t know that I’m a great supporter of the concept of Monday.
Beyond Monday, well, the rough plan for the week is in “Weekly Wrap 250: Melbourne abbreviated, and derp” https://t.co/vK0FkzfASM
Mon plan, draft: Administrivia; laundry; production for “The 9pm Edict†podcast to be posted Tuesd@5at5dailyaily; quiet evening.
Monday. Not only is your suggestion of questionable legality, it’s also remarkably poor posture. You will suffer. Monday.