@SnarkyPlatypus Deep question, this. I have no answer.
I have been very well behaved this evening.
So @jturner_ibrs has gone feral on the mic.
@ruth_parslow @dobes To stop Marr from talking? I don’t know there’s enough ammunition in Christendom for that.
@mpesce And after the ratings, the cold cuts.
@dobes Look, I can put every round into the body of a man-sized target at this range.
I’ve got a clear shot at David Marr from up here.
Arriving slightly late for @ethics_centre’s debate “Only The Wicked Need Fear Government Spying” http://t.co/3e5F7d6maJ
@KenAnalytics @BundyB Tetrahedra are the way to go.
Ambling towards the financial district.
SydneyTom_ RT @divinewrite: Oops pic.twitter.com/V3jcoY6Z4Q
(Is $16.99 a kilo good or bad?
I’m not sure…)
@BundyB I am irregular. I should take the tablets.
I would like to take everyone who thinks that restaurant websites should have the menu as a PDF file and grind them into a smooth paste.
5at5 number 166: White supremacy, Chinese smog, more meth, more swearing, and the Vietnam War. http://t.co/L8kGE4mS3G
@vealmince You would think that, yes. Particularly after last year’s little adventures in data disclosure.
@vealmince Yeah that would also do it. My dark, dark sense of humour is the only way I can cope with even knowing about those places.
@vealmince Yes, they do. Poor possums confuse concentration camps with death camps, but I can understand why. The latter get all the press.
@wolfcat I am the supposition of all wisdom.
@wolfcat I suspect that’s true, but I have no facts to back it up, so I didn’t mention it. Call me old-fashioned.
@vealmince I did leave out my original opener, “When they’re not shipping children to third-world concentration camps, they send email.”
@vealmince Was I being too nice to the majestic Department of Immigration and Border Protection, do you think?
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Immigration’s G20 email bungle was only the first fail†http://t.co/EYP5R12501 Contains traces of @Steve_Lockstep
Shaun.
@christopherneal Not when it comes to goats. No wait.
@teek_eh It may be closer than you think.
@mcbridesride Not yet, alas. “Coupla days, mate.”
Sitting on a bench on said platform is an old Chinese guy doing amyl. Bit early in the day, I’d have thought.
Arriving at Sydney Central station on platform 1 for some reason.
“Happiness Guarantee. If you’re not happy let us know, we’ll make it right.”
@dobes Oh yes, I am familiar with goat rental services. Quite familiar.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a “WTF?”
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/04HnXeCFrX/
Writing. Shoosh.
@jon_lawrence No, I’m good,thanks.
RT @taosecurity: “@kcshowler: #Anonymous threatens #Israel with ‘electronic holocaust’ #cyberattack http://t.co/GsPH5skZtoâ… < I’ll take Uni…
I think that once I’m on the train I’ll stop laughing long enough to actually get the writing done.
@nehadk @darovda Oops. I misread it as just “walk outâ€, not walk out without paying. Retweet deleted.
“Taser fired by federal agents kills driver as car is engulfed in flamesâ€, writes @JessicaGlenza http://t.co/7HM3buevcI
RT @GuardianAus: Jamie Oliver launches global petition in Sydney trib.al/sMOpvzI [DIBP fails yet again.]
RT @smurray38: @johnb78 @stilgherrian The notice itself is the (1A) requirement; the grounds are the (1)(b) requirement [Oh, details.]
All the sections.
johnb78 The AEC is excellent* at making its sub-100-word press releases internally consistent. v/@stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/W3DMX8g3aw
RT @runasand: Philadelphia officers dangled drug dealer from 18th story balcony to get him to divulge the password to his computer: http://…
“Notice of intention to deregister the Australian Democrats - s.137(1A) of the Commonwealth Electoral Act 1918†http://t.co/MtIIcXqcj2
RT @melissacbrooks: Meanwhile the AEC has issued a notice that it is considering deregistering the Democrats. http://t.co/asbRKQBnlT
@skwashd It’s true. It’s this kind of personal “service†that Uber can never hope to replicate.
Me, on phone: “A cab at 1pm please.” Operator: “Oh, we’ll all be dead by then. I’ve just been reading about global warming.”
Tue plan, redraft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1324 train to Sydney; haircut; errands; 1845 @ethics_centre IQ2 debate http://t.co/3e5F7d6maJ
Oh God.
@dobes Who can tell?
Worst peer pressure ever, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/ebIr6ID4yS
Persuading a leech to leave the living room and, indeed, this life. Extensively unimpressed with Nature.
Broadly speaking, @purserj @NicholasFryer, this photograph explains everything. pic.twitter.com/4Gt6qzukHI
@NicholasFryer @purserj You’d need to use a scoop.
RT @purserj: So, what’s the difference between Periscope, Meerkat and Livestream or Ustream? [The amount of unicorn glitter up their arse.]
@ethics_centre I was amused to see early publicity listing Dreyfus and Marr as FOR the proposal. That’d be a fun challenge.
@ozjimbob “WHY?†you ask? Because fuckwits.
“Take our GST quiz: You’ll ‘never, ever’ get 100 per centâ€, alleges @abcnews http://t.co/hSXjIECGLt [I got 40% and hate life.]
willdropphoto “It’s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.” - Some dude from @reddit pic.twitter.com/VvxieFG5Qg
Fuckinâ€@j_hutchch and his goddam “factsâ€.
RT @j_hutch: “Apps that don’t crack the top 100 during their debut run almost never turn out to be viable.” I’d like to see some actual dat…
“Meerkat is dying — and it’s taking U.S. tech journalism with it†http://t.co/jhp5Zs8wOM [If it were ever alive…]
Laughing at reports on Periscope and Meerkat which seem oblivious to the existence for years of Ustream, Livestream and all the others.
Tue plan, draft: Deal with SEKRIT task list; 1324 train to Sydney; haircut; errands; 1845 @ethics_centre IQ2 debate http://t.co/3e5F7d6maJ
Warren Truss could sing the national anthem before each flight is allowed to take off.
The safety of Australian airline passengers will be assured by requiring at least one Warren Truss in the cockpit at all times.
“NSA weighed ending phone program before Snowden leakâ€, reports @AP http://t.co/TmHGpW9q2i
DevAdvocat Uh huh…. pic.twitter.com/2fL34zdhSp
Waiting for the nausea to subside.
blakehounshell Saudi plan for Yemen:
1. Bomb a bunch of stuff
2. ???
3. Stability
“A Struggle to Save the Scaly Pangolin†http://t.co/Zx2IlKfchg
DJBentley Pennsylvania is too big.
Laggard.
Spud.
Isn’t Spud Laggard the federal Labor leader?
“Spud laggard.”
RT @Tim_Beshara: Whoever coined the phrase “spud laggard” needs a good talking too. [They deserve a raise and an Easter bonus.]
RT @Tim_Beshara: The Abbott Govt is really going after the big issues in the Harper Review. https://t.co/8yalBEiHPy http://t.co/EvftHtMyR2
dwr “Bitcoin is anonymous!”*
*Except when it isn’t! Law enforcement using blockchain to catch corrupt DEA agent. pic.twitter.com/0ZWTjwxVk7
Dedicated to @sylmobile https://t.co/TdgGABK29X
_youhadonejob Anything is a nose trimmer if you’re brave enough. pic.twitter.com/0rq0DpQFLL
Tuesday. All day. Tuesday.