Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 7th, 2015

@jpwarren This would be a terrible idea.

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@brettrann Well, why would I produce it in mono?

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@kcarruthers @BartholomewD People from the Past™ should largely be ignored.

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@amandakendle I am. But do these five-year-olds have to be able to breathe afterwards?

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spaceagefox Don’t use a capacitor as a dildo

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JoshBBornstein Should resign?

Nope Nope Nope

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@expectproblems @manfightdragon Where are you, and why haven’t you killed them all?

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This is pretty much why we invented Twitter. twitter.com/erinmargrethe/…

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@phbarratt I wish I could disagree with you, Paul, but it really has descended to that, hasn’t it. Please don’t make me cry.

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@chrisjrn Oh. Look, maybe you should take precautions in the future.

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Did you listen to “The 9pm Orgy of Confusion” podcast last week? Why not? stilgherrian.com/edict/00044/ pic.twitter.com/ybTMZBQQqz

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@phbarratt Oh. So I’m not the only one who’s analysed it thusly. Bert Sunshine is really that useless? I guess he is.

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@phbarratt Oh. So I’m not the only one whose analysed i thusly. Bert Sunshine is really that useless? I guess he is.

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“Visual Basic”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Wait, what? Bill Shorten is an actual thing? Well bugger me!

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@nazzer @timmyruss @lukewallace @Timothy_Hughes Oh THAT? Yeah well I have to pretend to support that outmoded concept. People are watching.

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Don’t you people have television programs to watch?

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@garystark Oh, well please, don’t let me distract you from this important aspect of reality!

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@nazzer @timmyruss @lukewallace @Timothy_Hughes Is there any reason why we can’t kill them all?

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@garystark Yeah, that shit me, no, amuses me. I’ve bought the product, but I keep getting adverts for it.

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@chrisjrn Name and shame. Chris. Their comment was public, so there’s no ethical issue with telling us who it was.

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@nazzer @timmyruss @lukewallace @Timothy_Hughes THEN WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T THE USELESS ARSEHAT JUST SAY SO? SHEESH!

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glengyron .@fuddlemark Oh man. To put all the Voight-Kampff questions to the people on

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glengyron Remember when Twitter was a circle of hippies playing guitar tunes by the camp fire, and now it’s like *gesticulates*

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@garystark Yeah, “traditional” email marketing is spam. The next step is something more personalised and relevant to the recipient.

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@noreasonspec @alexkidman Also, back left of the aircraft is statistically safest if there’s an “incident”.

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@kcarruthers That would be like kicking puppies. I’ll let that one go through to the keeper.

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@kcarruthers I’m a media professional. We can’t leave this sort of thing to the machines.

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@kcarruthers Depend which app I’m in and the point I want to make and how much I’ve had to drink.

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“I just press a button.” Good one, @kcarruthers.

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@kcarruthers Ah, the Werner von Braun defence. “The rockets go up,” etc. I agree with the problem, but the “solution” is meaningless waffle.

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Seriously, @kcarruthers, how can you tweet this hand-wavewy bullshit? twitter.com/timmyruss/stat…

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@hitinman @WSJD Thigh, yes. Or as a cock ring.

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troyhunt You’re all hilarious… :)

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The disdain for traditional email marketing in graphic 1 I agree with, but there’s NO CONCRETE ACTIONS in graphic 2. twitter.com/timmyruss/stat…

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WSJD Casio’s classic ‘smartwatches’ to go on display in Japan: on.wsj.com/1AP7ew8 pic.twitter.com/QdV0xBBU0b

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mrgrumpystephen Cheese cheese cheese cheese

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apnic “Today almost one quarter of the US user base is now using .” Geoff Huston from blog.apnic.net/2015/06/05/tho…

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@posty @ChrisCaggs @SydRest Goodness me, there’s some jumbled thinking happening here.

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@BXGD @ChrisCaggs My God, what a can of worms there! Also, I want to go back to Africa soon.

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Excellent. I have become one of those people launching a pitchfork mob. I am part of the problem.

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@JustJimWillDo @ChrisCaggs Oops. I stand corrected about Hong Kong. I seem to have gone a bit… historical.

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@JustJimWillDo @ChrisCaggs Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, India, Sri Lanka… for starters.

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Apparently @ChrisCaggs knows what is and isn’t “Commonwealth” by deciding whether they’re “Asian” or not. How dumb can one person be?

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This tweet by @ChrisCaggs is straight-up racism. You look “Asian”? You’re not “Commonwealth”. What an ignorant turd. twitter.com/ChrisCaggs/sta…

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Actually, no, I need to come back to something…

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@martinwalsh No, what’s wrong, Martin, is that you want to watch a video on @smh.

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glengyron Everyday racism. twitter.com/ChrisCaggs/sta…

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Nullsleep Brutalist Architecture for Cats pic.twitter.com/hPXJSL7vl0

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@ericscheid We have all fallen behind on the cybers. Except for John McAfee, obviously.

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chrisjoregan I think about that often.

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chrisjoregan When we were in Italy a yelp review of a restaurant I saw said “they didn’t give us salad dressing, so we had to use vinegar and olive oil”

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caseyjohnellis ICYMI: the @TeslaMotors bounty now includes “hardware you own or have been authorized to test against” bugcrowd.com/tesla

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@gnoll110 I have never kissed Kim Beazley. But hey, if he’s up for it…

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glengyron So I looked up the source of the phrase “penis homes” and it’s definitely something I wish I hadn’t.

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Justin_Geldz “I’ve read all the classics, imgur, reddit, xkcd.” pic.twitter.com/za2MgfZRTn

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Pewsey Vale Eden Valley Reisling 2014. Because Eden Valley Reislings are just wonderful. And you are not.

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@ericscheid This is true, and I said so in my podcast, if not elsewhere.

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I agree with @paulkidd. Why, I don’t know. I just do.

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@mpesce Except we haven’t. You know we haven’t. The NSW government is a bunch of softcocks. IMMANENTISE THE ESCHATON NOW AT CIRCULAR QUAY.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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Thank the Gods, I am out of the Sydney CBD. I knew this would happen. twitter.com/T1SydneyTrains…

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Oh I know this feeling all too well. twitter.com/dudleygreyhoun…

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SexpoAustralia Perth, have you ridden the ? pic.twitter.com/RI7ThsrEBY

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… and we are all squeezy friendly people. pic.twitter.com/O5cvytCSQl

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah like you’re bumping in at 6am. Pull the other one.

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When I said “bumping on” just then, I meant “bumping in”. I’ve done this shit since before you were born.

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These English “hipsters” lined up at Liquorland Express to buy a slab of … tmi.me/1f5hW8 pic.twitter.com/opuSVZ0lxD

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Yeah if Haymarket is this bad already tonight, I’d better get out of the CBD quick smart.

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The band is bumping on. I’d better leave, or I’ll end up having a Long Night.

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Who’s “Luke Foley”?

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Still, it’s probably best* if some ignorant fucktard NSW govt overturns 800 years of jurisprudence because of talkback radio feels. DO IT.

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Yeah, I’m one of those terrible* people who wants people labelled “criminals” by one process to still be treated fairly elsewhere. Go me.

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In which NSW Labor demonstrates how they simply don’t understand what a judicial appeals process is for. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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As the BBC would have broadcast in 1943, “And now some personal messages for our friends on the Continent.” twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@bigmac This is true. Well, next time we are both in Sydney…

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rashasman 🐽🐷Fully porked🐷 🐽

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“With a series of major hacks, China builds a database on Americans”, writes @nakashimae, correctly. washingtonpost.com/world/national…

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@michaelneale @SnarkyPlatypus For some reason, the Lilyfield Cuntpossum didn’t find @R_Chirgwin’s stash of Lindt chocolate.

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SenatorLudlam .@bruntsby strong line of argument you’ve developed there.

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That last tweet was in reference to this comment from the Cabbage for Immigration and Border Protection. twitter.com/mrtiedt/status…

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Do either Cabbage Boy or Soapy the Ankle even know what happens in a courtroom?

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mrtiedt What an idiot.

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@dez_blanchfield @tinyletter @MailChimp @CampaignMonitor Yep, bulk email from an SMTP server not known to big anti-spam guys? You’ll die.

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@dez_blanchfield @tinyletter @MailChimp @CampaignMonitor YMMV, depending on what you have to integrate with. I’m platform-agnostic.

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@dez_blanchfield More seriously, @tinyletter can probably confirm (with bias!) that simple email newsletters are in a renaissance.

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@dez_blanchfield Well, they’re a thing we do through providers like @tinyletter or @MailChimp or @CampaignMonitor, or you’re a spammer.

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Band name: Crusader Rabbit and the Puppets of Despair.

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Gwyntaglaw Nation Ups Pressure on Peter Dutton to Go Suck on a Stove Pipe

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BernardKeane .@EVERALDATLARGE is a one-time Bjelke-Petersen adviser. When HE compares the Abbott govt to the Nazis, it’s serious twitter.com/EVERALDATLARGE…

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BenCuzzupe How

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JNalv CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER pic.twitter.com/l739R6yaok

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Deploying my Special Power™ to stop infants wailing.

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@bigmac @SnarkyPlatypus And not just because I was there!

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@paulkidd Apparently so. I haven’t bothered to click through, because… well, why would I give a fuck about that useless muppet?

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 261: Two conferences, two states, many cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/26… [FIXED] pic.twitter.com/9vvrDWZgZJ

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There’s no need to bother with what Freedom Boy’s said, is there? It’s presumably another dumbfuck defence of middle class white privilege?

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rhysam Great to see @timwilsoncomau shoulder to shoulder with @GillianTriggs

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@mumbletwits @purserj Though I must admit, “lightweight cunt” is a bit special.

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@mumbletwits @purserj I do like “not a psychopath”. This is reassuring.

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GreenJ Well targeted advertising that. pic.twitter.com/9zf3PwzJcP

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@mumbletwits @purserj Hah! I’m compiling a list like that, but it’s not online yet. One of the joys of this work, right?

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R_Chirgwin RT @pwnolan: Police catch 12 Ballarat drivers on ice in one night. thecourier.com.au/story/3130248/…
[We clearly need more cops on ice]

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@purserj Look, I’ll have you know that @mumbletwits is not completely rubbish!

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The Glenn Milne Stamp of Approval™.

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There’s some glorious quotes, @mumbletwits!

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“Gerard Henderson in the Sydney Morning Herald finds Shorten ‘impressive’. A ‘future Labor leader’, opines The Australian’s Glenn Milne.”

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@mumbletwits Please feel free to feel smug about writing that. So prescient.

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“Take Bill Shorten. I’m begging you! If ALP follows his prescriptions they’ll just keep losing.” @mumbletwits, 2004 mumble.com.au/federal/bill_s…

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@swearyanthony Yeah, I’ll add my vote. @1Password is a lot more than just a password manager.

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bettie_holder My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.

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@semibogan @mikko @riskybusiness We’re basically all in agreement here. Except @Andrew_Zammit, who’s sensibly having a weekend.

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@semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko @riskybusiness Well, their “making sense” is just to reinforce “world is fukt” confusion.

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@aggerchez Ah! I have that on my list of stuff to listen to. Thanks for the thought, and thanks for the prod.

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Lowkey doctor: r u sexually active?

me: ya w/ ur mom

doctor: god dmn

doctor: *writes down* fkn savage

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@MikeCarlton01 I like how @charliepick refers to it as “*The Bol Repor”, à la “The Colbert Report”.

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MikeCarlton01 Peter “Cabbage” Dutton on The Blot Report. How they’d love to get rid of Triggs. But they can’t. gu.com/p/49htj/stw

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5at5 number 192: Quantum weirdness, Muslim radicals, Los Angeles sprawl, a new Tube map, and how to cook a possum. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko @riskybusiness Exactly. Any damn thing will be “CYBERTERRORISMS” in Western media. Islamic State wins.

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I’m almost in The Corner, but not quite.

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Performing Sake Magic.

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@mikko As an aside, it was great to see you (briefly) again. Hope you’ve managed to get some sleep.

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@mikko @riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit This I know. And @riskybusiness knows. Some folks just react to the headlines.

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I touched upon some of these issues in the last episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. Why not listen, and get yourself added to a List?

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[Truth in this.] RT @interestingdan: @stilgherrian scomo was an evil fuck but at least he was good at it. this womble tho

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@bigmac @SnarkyPlatypus That’s the place. It’s rather excellent.

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See how the Australian government thinks these days? Perhaps Australia is a rogue state.

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Australia’s Human Rights Commissioner points out matters which breach human rights. Australian government calls for her resignation. Right.

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So Cabbage Boy reckons Triggs should resign? It’s going to take a long time for me to stop laughing at that one.

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Wow. It’s more than 48 hours since I last recommended genocide in the media. I’m getting old.

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@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus And appropriate in more contexts than “Want to see my scars?”

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adamliaw @mrbenjaminlaw People are going to be so angry when we finally reveal that every Asian-Australian in the media is actually Chris Lilley.

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What!? Oh. BALT-OPS. Whew. RT @USNATO: Happening now in the Baltic Sea — Exercise BALTOPS: youtu.be/EpQI-o0FHmY

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RealNickHodge I am still thinking thought crimes.

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The all-pink sushi plates mean that what I save on fish can be spent on sake. Win.

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@BundyB @SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Though it adds character to the home, I think.

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@JustJimWillDo Do you know Li Po on Davis St, San Francisco?

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@JustJimWillDo I had roughly the same experience in San Francisco’s Chinatown in relation to some mysterious Chinese “wine”. Memory gaps.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Good choice. The alternative would be a shotgun, and you then spend half the night digging pellets out of the fucker.

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@JustJimWillDo Now I’m trying remember the Romanian liqueur that the @Bitdefender guys gave us.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d actually like to watch you trying to catch and slaughter possum. But if you do, I’ll cook it for you.

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The sushimi serves are remarkably generous, which suggests to me that they’Vegas a slow weekend here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If ever in Melbourne, try the 6-variety sake tasting set at the place @bigmac took me to.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Did you come down with possums as a result?

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“Plum wine tasting set”, eh? Maybe not today.

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The Yellowfin was delightful, but today I’m finding the Imperador more intriguing.

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The Yelłowfin is not pink, however.

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It’s “everything is pink” time too. Blue Fin is gone, but there is Yellow Fin.

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I am at the place.

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@evacide I think I’m suffering it too. Perhaps an epidemic is unfolding.

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Packed tram is packed.

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BernardKeane Seriousment, WTF is this shit? twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Always. Or its newer sibling. The latter will probably be too busy though.

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@Taezar I went with the red thing as the crossbar, and that tangle of crap below it as the front sprocket and pedal assembly.

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@Taezar I can see a vaguely triangular pattern in 3, yes, but the leech (not snake) eludes me too.

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Mobile. In search of sushi. And sake. But mostly sushi. Yes. Shut up.

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Sci_Phile Umbilical phone charger haunts me cnet.com/news/look-an-i… pic.twitter.com/Mhb1uX3Foe

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That said, I sometimes find it difficult to tell the difference between a leech and a bicycle.

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Yeah look, Flickr, I was with you on the first two..pic.twitter.com/sW6oKglZuZuZ

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Yeah OK, Flicker, dog… insect… whatever you reckpic.twitter.com/oB6jn82pU72pU7

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Once my jacket is dry, any minute now, I shall head out for sushi, then wine, the latter while (maybe) reading certain SEKRIT documents.

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes There’s a whole episode of “The 9pm Edict” in that one news story. TRY THEM ALL WHILE YOU CAN.

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paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes soon, everything capable of causing pleasure will be banned: twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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I’m starting to find these robot success* stories quite engaging. Thanks, @PitcherJenna! i.imgur.com/1mHGh7k.gifv

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TheNTNews MEET TITAN URANUS - THE TEAM NAME THAT ANNOUNCERS FEAR TO UTTER ntnews.com.au/news/northern-… pic.twitter.com/72dbH0lPYV

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“Mapping the History of LA’s Notorious Sprawl”, from @WIRED wired.com/2015/06/los-an… pic.twitter.com/p6FaSxkNw6

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philipdalidakis But saved you $364.85 in the process! “@rharris334: No choctops at @DendyCanberra has COMPLETELY ruined my movie going experience. 😕 🍦🍦”

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@SydneyTom_ @GeorgeBludger @cathywilcox1 @BridgetOFlynn I’m collecting images of Crusader Rabbit with dead meat products, not posted yet.

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Listening to ABC @RNmediareport’s “The podcasting boom” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@gnoll110 @Colvinius @smh There’d be a few factors there, but I’d be interested in seeing any modelling that supported that idea.

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RosannaMangiare Every good girl does Church on a Sunday! @wirrawirrawines pic.twitter.com/Qcx0A5qRCi

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glengyron Albury is an alternative to Sydney like Scientology is an alternative to Science.

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@garystark You’re a gumbo smuggler? Jesus, Stark, why aren’t you on the no-fly list?

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Listening to ABC Rear Vision’s “Ramadi: Strategy? There is no strategy” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko … because the mainstream media will label ANYTHING an “OMFG CYBERTERRORISMS DEATH CULT”.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko But you’re right, of course. It doesn’t matter what IS fucks up, it’ll make global news…

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Finally reined in! “TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday” theonion.com/article/tsa-ag…

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@Colvinius @smh Perhaps we should get a few of the lads together and go around to collect.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko We are as one, today, Patrick. Something much be wrong with the world.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko That was my takeaway too. Not any “OMFG cybers!” but the potential for utter randomness.

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@riskybusiness @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit Linkies? Also the commercial data-mining bit of @mikko’s presentation is much like my UTS lecture.

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@semibogan @daviottenheimer @Andrew_Zammit @mikko Sorry, I must’ve blacked out there for a second.

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Sydney’s Mortuary Station open this weekend, with a railways at war exhibit. transportheritagensw.com.au/#!transport-he… HT @TrainLinkWest pic.twitter.com/wKmr5rgWXI

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RT @SwiftOnSecurity do you have to think to thoughtless [No, you just copy other people’s slides into your deck, with your logo on them.]

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko Maybe it’s time up log back in to LinedIn after all these years…

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@thegrugq @semibogan Hah! I detect a series coming on…

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People who refer to changing things, like a business strategy, as a “pivot”.

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BBW_BFF me arriving at your party pic.twitter.com/Is1b5U32mF

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markparton Young cormorant thawing out in the early morning sun at Lake Tuggeranong. pic.twitter.com/cnOW5qdEKw

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@errolwi Hah! Um, no, no emus. They’re plains-dwellers and we’re in mountain scrubland. But I know of the Emu Wars. Such win*.

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko Ah yes, and I am thinking about reviving my “Corrupted Nerds” podcast… Ponders.

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deanog So romantic pic.twitter.com/G1AkK58gyR

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@semibogan @daviottenheimer @Andrew_Zammit @mikko True. Which is easier if there’s a salary to absorb it into. Word-whoredom ain’t easy.

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lyndalcurtis One more from this foggy morning. pic.twitter.com/GyKbnheLQH

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko Now to convince an editor to pay for reflection rather than feeding the 24/7 news cycle.

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan @Andrew_Zammit @mikko This reminds me, I’ve been meaning to do a “Were they right?” feature for ages.

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@semibogan @Andrew_Zammit I also found it interesting that @mikko was “tracking” (his word) these guys. Solid counter-intel, it seems.

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@Andrew_Zammit @semibogan BTW, did you guys see what @mikko has to say about Islamic State? zdnet.com/article/islami…

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“Revoking citizenship is pointless and absurd”, wrote @Andrew_Zammit a week back. smh.com.au/comment/revoki…

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@anusha_srini Yes, it’s the ol’ “destined to repeat” thing again. Sigh.

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Hah! This girl is trying on exactly the same thing as I did when wearing non-uniform shoes to school. twitter.com/doctorow/statu…

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New blog post: “Talking ATMs with face recognition on ABC @891adelaide”, 7 mins audio from Monday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Change DUTTON to CABBAGE one letter at a time. Hah! Trick question! You don’t need to change any letters at all.

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@scottcarson1957 There are many flavours of debauchery, Sir. Not all of them shall be discussed here.

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Oh dear, iiNet-owned Westnet seems to have been pwned. If you’re a Westnet/iiNet customer, watch for their advice. twitter.com/Cyber_War_News…

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Yes, once more @scottcarson1957 understands the true naturing of living. twitter.com/scottcarson195…

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@cefiar @pelagikat @R_Chirgwin @scottcarson1957 @PacketNetworks I’d never be so bold as to make a request, but my liver functions are fine.

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“Digital Domesday: surveillance threatens us with a new serfdom”, writes Graham Murdock. theconversation.com/digital-domesd…

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@alexkidman So, the perfect writing environment, right?

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@mccartm1 @phbarratt @TonyAbbottMHR We don’t need to understand the world (cut science, research), but fight it. Hence Crusader Rabbit.

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To counter the Australian government’s screechery, “Don’t panic: the ‘ice pandemic’ is a myth” (18 May) theage.com.au/comment/dont-p…

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Oh good, @cathywilcox1 has provided another helpful visual guide to modern Australian etiquette..pic.twitter.com/orB2hmQ4uwuw

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@BlogsofWar @scottcarson1957 It’s not polite, it’s not reassuring.

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@cefiar @pelagikat @R_Chirgwin @scottcarson1957 Oh that package from @PacketNetworks was quite some time ago now, when you work it out.

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Well this isn’t completely terrible… instagram.com/p/3m0Jw8CFhD/

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@Andrew_Zammit Ah yes, I saw that, thanks. And I also read @BOCSAR and @AICriminology stats. “Ice epidemic” is bullshit.

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Tuna steak in ginger and sweet chilli, with couscous and dried fruit salad instagram.com/p/3mzYpAiFvp/

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@BlogsofWar @scottcarson1957 @R_Chirgwin “The opossum is a very fat animal with a peculiarly flavored meat.” But AU possums are lean.

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Hey @R_Chirgwin, I think @scottcarson1957 is onto something here! (Now I just need to trap the damn possum…twitter.com/scottcarson195…EF

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@kcarruthers No, there is an actual possum. It stole all the bread and rearranged the kitchen, after saying hello in the hallway.

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Sun plan: Blog; tuna steak; laundry; lunch, in pleasant spot; review TV scripts; maybe a long weekend @5at5daily; Weekly Wrap; DETER POSSUM.

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@klintron Tab. Always tab. In my experience, the more tabs the better. Oh wait, “programming” you say? As you were.

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Despite being from Australia’s Sunshine Coast, this is some of the best life advice you will ever receive. twitter.com/TheColonial/st…

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Viss dear hollywood - this is what debugging malware ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE youtube.com/watch?v=tpzyWb… (h/t @mikko)

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hail_ants_bot How Ants Could Have Hacked the US Government in 10 Steps

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Crusader Rabbit, eh? How good* is his thinkification work?

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phbarratt Douglas MacArthur says never get into a war you lack the will to win. TA says can’t win War on Drugs, but hey, let’s fight it anyway.

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SnarkyPlatypus Scare people about meth, but don’t provide enough funding for addiction treatment. Top work, government.

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RNBBing If there’s an Ice epidemic why the acute shortage of treatment places? @RNBBing ‘On thin Ice’ streaming 0805 buff.ly/1M9SuZF

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I will now retweet three things which form a sequence. Here we go…

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To deal with the possums, @BundyB @wine_o_phile @R_Chirgwin, there is always PURPLE POSSUM. (And another red flag goes onto my file…)

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@BundyB @wine_o_phile @R_Chirgwin That is glorious work all round, on both sides of the conflict.

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@R_Chirgwin @19bk69 Thanks. I shall now not include it in @5at5daily. Sigh.

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ziyatong The hand print of an 8 year old after playing outside.
I think the microbes look beautiful.

[Tasha Sturm] pic.twitter.com/L2iIJGfHpg

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Thanks to @19bk69 and @R_Chirgwin, I have just invented Intelligence-Based Quantum Cyber Defence. (Ping @gattaca, who will now explode.)

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@tannahillglen @BlogsofWar Oh then do please pass on my regards to the Possum family, and wish Deter well for the future.

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@wine_o_phile @R_Chirgwin @BundyB May I draw your attention to my last encounter with this possum. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Scientists show future events decide what happens in the past” digitaljournal.com/science/experi…

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It must be incredibly relaxing to have not updated your thinking since the 1950s. So much effort saved.

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“A Tube map of the London Underground that’s far more useful than the ‘official’ one” independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-tube… pic.twitter.com/X4ch6mJccs

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@D_Keating I’ve been called worse things.

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@semibogan s/awake/still permitted to live/

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@anusha_srini @QuarterlyEssay Oh that’s good to hear. I just wish Kilcullen’s conclusion were different, but it’s hard to argue against him.

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Actually, DETER POSSUM sounds like it could be a covert military operation. Perhaps it should be.

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Sun plan, draft: Blog posts; laundry; lunch somewhere pleasant; review TV scripts; maybe even at long weekend @5at5daily; deter possum.

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@R_Chirgwin There is. I’e been trying to work out how to do an “air-gap the possum” joke for the last 10 mins, but they’ve all been lame.

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@R_Chirgwin Hah! You’d left a quarter of a loaf of bread there. It’s gone. Not opened and scoffed. The whole bag has been carried off.

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paulkidd Better than some of the previous suggestions (en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_t…) and it’s in the public domain. twitter.com/CollectiveEvol…

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Making a coffee whiole @myrcurial and @gdbassett write my next column for me.

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@chrissistrunk @myrcurial @gdbassett @timpoliti @zdnetaustralia @e_kaspersky I suppose that explains the shape of the cooling towers etc.

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@R_Chirgwin I do like how when the possum saw me coming down to the bathroom, it just kinda went “Oh, hi dude,” and continued on.

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@R_Chirgwin No what I’d thought would be a standard possumwidth, but the little fucker has shouldered it open further.

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Ah. That possum I encountered in the hallway last night has rearranged the kitchen. The amazing thing is that I can tell, eh @R_Chirgwin? ;)

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@myrcurial @gattaca BTW, great to hear you two back on the podcast. You many Thought Prods in this latest. Much appreciated.

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@myrcurial @gattaca @timpoliti @zdnetaustralia I may talk to you later, for a piece with responses to @e_kaspersky comments.

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Sunday. We did warn you, you idiot. We sent so many prophets. You’re on your own now. God has finally abandoned you. Sunday.

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