Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 15th, 2015

OK, that’s enough from me. Gorn.

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rpy “I’m in a secure area. This is a secure environment. I want the photographs deleted.” — King John on this day in 1215pic.twitter.com/lABSVjWnGCC

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@ozjimbob @mrjimBob I knew I wouldn’t be the first.

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Has anyone done a Magna Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine joke yet?

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@SophiaMcGrane Um, either cream or more pavlova. I’m not sure. I have eated it.

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“This is the original and famous Pipeclay White or Mudgee White Port”, and it’s good. pvgwinery.com/products/Mudge…

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@SophiaMcGrane Ah, you’re possibly seeing a colour shift. Passionfruit pulp? Or the strawberry jam? Or do you mean the table?

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Pavlova, and a Mudgee white port of unknown provenance instagram.com/p/38eqsQCFj_/

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@janeyhasmoved @MdmAbsentMinded True. And I’m a fan of @NICTA. But my understanding is that defunding was always part of the plan.

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@wibbly Have you killed your “friend”?

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@jplonie Twitter won’t allow me to retweet you, but I like your thinking.

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I like your thinking, Scott, but only because it’s pretty fucked up and I have a black sense of humour. twitter.com/scott_thewspot…

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So, um, yeah. Australia is pretty much screwed. I’m ordering a pavlova now. You do whatever you think will work.

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But whatever you do, Australia, don’t hand that baton to Boat Shrimpnet.

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I agree with @noreasonspec about bipartisan arsehattery. But the Rabbit is the one currently holding the baton. twitter.com/noreasonspec/s…

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But it’s OK, folks. Crusader Rabbit is spending billions on F-35 aircraft whose main capability is catching fire. medium.com/war-is-boring/…

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Yes, I’m well aware that @NICTA isn’t exactly the place that produces hackers, but it goes to character, M’Lud.

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Australia isn’t the only country with this problem. So what’s Crusader Rabbit doing about it? Defunding @NICTA. Yay. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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a_de_pasquale Weird 64MB favicon.ico turning out to be a TAR backup of the whole WP site, downloaded by every browser passing by… pic.twitter.com/4U7412FYkM

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@SMinney Hahahaha like anyone would go further west than Strathfield.

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gilfer Dear @PeterDutton_MP,

I bet this tweet calling you a gutless human rights abusing dirtbag gets more rt’s than yours. Game on.

Love,
Gilfer

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This is much, much yummier than it looks.

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Chicken BBQ meatlovers Parmy with chips and salad instagram.com/p/38aqYpiFgG/

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I do so love it when @johnmcternan trolls the British electorate. So many of the broekns take the bait.

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@R_Chirgwin Cremate me. Burials are a bullshit waste of land.

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So, whatever happens with this chicken BBQ meatlovers parmy, I have to follow it with a pavlova, right? BECAUSE AUSTRALIA.

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OMFG @eParmony is actually a thing, @JoelStanton! WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME. eparmony.com pic.twitter.com/ddsoWZyfQX

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@lurlibel Well I know I am, but I can’t speak for @johnmcternan.

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@paulkidd THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

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@rashasman I can see an entire routine under development here. Maybe we could turn it into a poutine routine.

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I HAVE ORDERED A CHICKEN BBQ MEATLOVERS PARMY PLEASE STAND BY.

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@kcarruthers This is exactly the thing I am talking about.

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billcode All of our neighbours are discussing this, come on Australia twitter.com/richardknaidu/…

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@johnmcternan That is both so right and so wrong all at once, Mr McTernan.

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johnmcternan Best thing about calling New Labour the Taliban is that we’re the ones who liberated Afghanistan

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@reubenacciano OK, I’ll pay that. But only because I’m desperate for human affection.

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I have just been spammed by an eggplant bot, I kid you not.

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@johnthelutheran I would never intrude upon the private matters of a Christian gentleman and his pig.

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@GlavenCrocker I see that you, too, appreciate the wisdom of the sovereign citizen movement. Respect.

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I think I should become a sovereign citizen, they seem to be popular on YouTube.

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Look, where do you even begin? pic.twitter.com/MDdBeGcUL8

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“Bill Shorten ‘May Still Be Alive’ Search Crews Say” theshovel.com.au/2015/06/15/bil…

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I’m having another glass of wine before I decide exactly which parmycrime to commit.

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RaygunBrown I AM PREPARED FOR MICROSOFT’S PRESS CONFERENCE pic.twitter.com/v37YDqrTtj

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I like your thinking there, but I cannot commit this crime. twitter.com/SmurfingBeer/s…

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@dobes This was pretty much where I was going. Also, “meat crime” is a phrase that needs to be used more often.

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@juhasaarinen Tossing up not tossing off what is wrong with you you faux-Kiwi arsehat?

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I’m tossing up between the spicey [sic] and the BBQ meatlovers. I refuse to even contemplate the “Thai” with bacon and sweet chilli sauce.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Kimota Old folks wandering out of aged care and turning up in towns they used to live in is a frequent thing, yes.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Look, I quite like the Alex. Same owners as the Family in Katoomba. Standard country / working class pub.

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@gattaca I grew up on a dairy farm. I know that sound. Sympathies.

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@clalbon @R_Chirgwin My understanding is that a vegetarian parmy is made from eggplant. But I shall ask.

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@R_Chirgwin I suspect that little has changed.

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$15 Parmy Night! (Also, “THAI” WTF?) instagram.com/p/38TamfCFov/

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@Kimota @SnarkyPlatypus Cabin fever is a real risk here, and I’ve already half written my manifesto.

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@Kimota @SnarkyPlatypus Well, I’ll probably go to the Alex, because the company of a front bar wins over sitting alone in a cafe.

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“Piss-Stained Cardboard Box In Sydney Sells For $590,000” sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/ObpOL7VZoP

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Wondering where to go for dinner. I was at The Grand View last night, so I’ll probably have to go further afield. Maybe to Leura.

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@logicfrenzy @j2dk The audio doco on The KLF I linked to in @5at5daily today is well worth the listen.

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@j2dk I haven;t, but you’re not the first to recommend it. I’ll add it to the queue.

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5at5 number 198: Robots stealing your job, a fake battle in Iraq. The KLF, Asian art, and a little schadenfreude. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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New blog post: “Talking copyright and website blocking on @abcriverina”, 10 mins audio from Friday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Atheistican Hey… If you’re going to shave a cat, this is how you do it. pic.twitter.com/TOfnBMzECr

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MarkDiStef Amazing to see @KJBar join @huffpo the same day @joshgnosis joins @crikey_news.

If anything it confirms, the future is print.

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So, it’s a day for announcing changes. @joshgnosis is heading to @crikey_news! Very congratulations. Josh. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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nswpolice A police operation is currently underway at a fast-food resteraunt in Circular Quay. Evacuated as a precaution. Police and HAZMAT on scene.

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Goodness me. @KJBar will be Politics Editor for @HuffPostAU, eh? Congratulations to Ms Barlow, then! twitter.com/KJBar/status/6…

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Well that two-hour nap was clearly something I needed to have. All hail the Gender-Neutral Deity of Naptimes!

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This is a fair list, @WulfKhan, but I will choose (f) a brief nap. Baxoon. twitter.com/WulfKhan/statu…

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@0x1C That’d be feel(v)[2], alas.

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I feel terrible.

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“Australia’s internet hit hard by massive Malaysian route leak”, writes @juhasaarinen itnews.com.au/News/405205,au…

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In which @anildash proposes a few things for Twitter’s future, making some jokes along the way. medium.com/message/the-in…

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Public Service Announcement: @simonhackett is an evil person. He knows why. That is all.

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“Excellent, Velatron, the invasion appears to be going to plan.” twitter.com/rpy/status/610…

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Hey Sydney Lawyers! @UNSW CLE has a seminar for you on 6 Aug. “Cloud Computing and Data Security Update” cle.unsw.edu.au/courses-semina…

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I love Sydney Harbour when it’s ten thousand colours of grey. I’ve slightly tweaked @simonhackett’s photo. pic.twitter.com/GDDIymBTGt

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@simonhackett Ah! Still, a great view. I’m going to sharpen it up a bit and re-post it to make people jealous.

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It looks to me like @simonhackett is coming in on runway 16L. Also, his office has a great view. twitter.com/simonhackett/s…

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I tend to agree with @mongrel43’s “R.I.P. Email?” in that email itself is a key part of the problem. cso.com.au/article/560207… (2/2)

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Spearphishing and how to stop it: Some lessons from AusCERT” zdnet.com/article/spearp… But… (1/2)

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@mongrel43 @ZDNet That’s an excellent analysis, yes. I agree that it’ll be a generational change.

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“This Calculator Will Tell You If A Robot Is Coming For Your Job” fastcoexist.com/3047269/this-c…

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alex_c_lee If this tweet gets 100 RTs @Rob_Stott will perform this rap live on Periscope twitter.com/mtats/status/6…

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@IraqSurveys I’ll have my people talk to your people. Also, “cheese bladder” is inspired.

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@IraqSurveys I always love a good news hoax. I’ve done a few in my time, but nothing on such a glorious scale. [Bows.]

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Excellent work, @IraqSurveys. “The fake battle that fooled IS supporters - and their opponents” bbc.com/news/blogs-tre…

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@RitaElDaghl I’ve got a better idea. How about we just delete the world?

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@dobes There are many things to like about that news story.

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“It’s one small step for a bus, one giant Leap something something.”

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The only thing wrong with schadenfreude, @dobes, is that it’s very difficult to spell on a Monday. I smile now. twitter.com/dobes/status/6…

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Gosh, I turn my back for a couple of hours and the world falls apart.

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And now it is time to write. Be quiet, you rabble.

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Fact: Edward Snowden is now the only person on Earth to have trafficked in classified documents.

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Mon plan: Rissoles (eaten); write, write for @zdnetaustralia, breaking for interviews at 1000 and elsewhen; @5at5daily; quiet evening.

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Yes, definitely coming down with a cold. Sigh.

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lukehopewell Wishing the Zune HD would come back is the “jet fuel won’t melt steel beams” of the tech world.

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openculture Smithsonian Digitizes & Lets You Download 40,000 Works of Asian and American Art goo.gl/xDVMKU pic.twitter.com/Hf4ARy6qFi

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Everything is worse than everything else. Much worse.

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GonzoHacker I like to make my phone apologize for its mistakes in its creepy little phone voice

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“This woman only did half her makeup to prove a point” i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-w… pic.twitter.com/jrqqfnNwPg

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dotsmy Maybe time to call it a day mate RT @rupertmurdoch: HillaryNo Surely smart enough to know she was talking nonsense at yesterday’s yesterday.

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Updated blog post: “Weekly Wrap 262: From a birthday to a wake” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/26… pic.twitter.com/NA1B0GmuAR

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“Uber is using GPS to punish drivers in China who get too close to protests”, writes @dwbronner fusion.net/story/150389/u…

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Mon plan, draft: Rissoles, again; write, write for @zdnetaustralia, breaking for interviews at 1000, elsewhen; @5at5daily; quiet evening.

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Needs more cowbell.

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Do galaxies have arseholes? Let’s just assume that they do.

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Monday. Time is a circle. Specifically, the circle that They drew around the galaxy’s arsehole. They drew it with your blood. Monday.

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