Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 16th, 2015

Over it. Gorn.

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“You can’t calculate the transmitter without indexing the neural css microchip!” hacker.actor

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“I’ll program the back-end thx bandwidth, that should bandwidth the sql pixel!” hacker.actor

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“Use the back-end hdd firewall, then you can synthesize the bluetooth circuit!” hacker.actor

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swept Ever wanted to sound like a real hax0r? Try hacker.actor! pic.twitter.com/NkhCEvue9I

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And that’s that.

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“Malcolm Turnbull breaks ranks on citizenship, declaring constitution cannot be compromised” smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Meanwhile, in the Hunting Season 2015… twitter.com/jarahcrook/sta…

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Kevin is explaining his “operating premise” now. Kinda like Asimov’s Laws, except not.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s only a few minutes left. Though they’re following it with “Utopia” repeats, which is inspired programming.

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RichardTuffin “It’s On” and definitely some “Barely Concealed Rage”. We have BINGO folks across the top line!! pic.twitter.com/FvmKdLXkmS

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FergusonLMP I never realised that Mark Bishop was so,so important.

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swearyanthony FUCKING POTATO PRICK

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TommyTudehope Rudd is mad.

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DON’T WORRY, FOLKS, THE NSW LABOR RIGHT IS HERE TO FIX EVERYTHING.

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Once more I’d like to thank the various experts who, over the years, have taught me to read body language and micro-gestures.

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“Oh certainly not, Fran.”

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So is anyone else masturbating yet?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m just laughing. Laughing like a drain.

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humphriesmark It’s on.

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Well here’s a sensible suggestion, finally. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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alex_c_lee So Kevin Rudd just said Mark Arbib has no soul. pic.twitter.com/h82M68dfwt

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What’s particularly heartwarming is all these ALP people detailing how their decisions were good for us and the nation.

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Nobody hand Rudd anything sharp.

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swearyanthony luckily the ALP learned from this and now make an effort to stand for things.

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RichardTuffin Definite “Julia Chuckles Haughtily” there in that Today Show footage. pic.twitter.com/kp7mdXzV6U

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Well you’ve got my number, Shane… twitter.com/smperris/statu…

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swearyanthony jesus Dastyari looks like the sort of guy that sells stolen babies online.

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BuzzFeedOzPol Ken Henry describes Rudd-Gillard in 2010 as “a slow moving catastrophe”

Ouuuuuuch.

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humphriesmark “Kevin Rudd was not the rudest person in his cabinet” - That’s about as close to a compliment as Kevin’s gonna get tonight.

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@richardaedy It’s Australia’s long tradition of a black sense of humour, surely? I mean, I can’t say I want to stab all these fuckers.

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workmanalice “He wasn’t psychologically ready to fight an election campaign” pic.twitter.com/7AV1Bg2JlP

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glengyron I still think there’s a good chance Kevin is a serial killer.

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RichardTuffin I think we can assume there’s been at least one “Kevin gets all folksy”… pic.twitter.com/4YGdH8tEGE

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Pollytics “Our minds naturally turned to calling an early election” - exactly *everything* that’s wrong with the modern Labor mindset right there

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If only @James_Jeffrey had suggested a shot every time we heard “great big new tax”..on

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glengyron Those that sleep with a certain type of rodent!

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James_Jeffrey Haha! Who was that journo saying “Jesus Christ!” when Abbott was announced as leader?

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humphriesmark “I’m a human being. I sleep, I dream” - Rudd doing his best to convince us he’s not a replicant.

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Did episode two just open by doing a Voight-Kampff test on Kevin Rudd?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Seriously, watch that report when it’s up. It was the full 30 minutes and it was fascinating.

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A song to inspire Korean students in danger of falling asleep through sheer exhaustion, via ABC @ForeignOfficial. pic.twitter.com/TICzkukWiW

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@BXGD That’s pretty much what this program is about.

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There’s simply NO reason why this legislation needs to be subject to such unseemly haste. Except incompetence, corruption, or deceit

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And especially watch when a law is drafted mere hours after the committee dumps its report. No-one can have thought this through properly.

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Remember, “not designed to apply to VPNs” is not the same as “designed not to apply to VPNs”. Watch this fucker’s words carefully.

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Ah, the “distinction” between what a law is “designed” to do and what it effectively does. Weasel words, Malcolm. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…

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Ooooh no! If this is true, this is very, very scary. (I haven’t read the report yet.) twitter.com/haroonmeer/sta…

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@y011 @R_Chirgwin Oh, that’s a good one. If it still works.

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@PlaneTalking @NewtonMark @0x1C You have seen an age that I have not, Sir.

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This ABC @ForeignOfficial report on South Korea’s education system is… remarkable and seriously WTF. Watch for it aabc.net.au/foreign/zm

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For those playing at home, I’ve turned back to ABC1.

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@PlaneTalking @NewtonMark @0x1C Yeah, referring to “Dept of Aviation” and “Transport Australia” narrows the time period down a bit. ;)

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It’s OK, @marcfennell, love your work.

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HKesvani Here is a perfect example of how the media demonises vulnerable Muslim communities with little to no substance: pic.twitter.com/i2qqTydP4N

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IT CAUSES LIVER CANCER AND UNBORN CHILDREN.

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Now I have to phone @TheFeedSBS to tell them how to pronounce “glyphosate”, because it derives from “phosphorus”, and I live in a forest.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @smperris Yeah that was going down a VERY WRONG PATH as far as I was concerned.

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@PlaneTalking @NewtonMark @0x1C Ah yes. Have I mentioned that my first full-time job was clerk in the engineering branch of Dept Aviation?

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@y011 @R_Chirgwin I know I have a VCR in the gear I put into storage four years ago. And I have… tapes.

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So is this the Future of Media, @marcfennell? Me sitting in a forest exchanging tweets with a TV presenter who’s MEANT TO BE WORKING?

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Again, @marcfennell, this is why we can’t have nice things. pic.twitter.com/kIbjCqx5Ng

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Maybe @marcfennell should pay more attention to presenting his TV program rather than retweeting my snark.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/smperris/statu…

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@PlaneTalking @NewtonMark @0x1C I don’t think I’ve ever been above about 38k. but I drifted off over the Indian Ocean one time BKK-NRO.

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I have turned over to @TheFeedSBS and @marcfennell and it’s MOAR KETAMINE.

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@y011 Knowing @R_Chirgwin there’s probably a VCR around here somewhere.

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@MatthewBevan I’m not saying it’s not a news story. I just personally find it difficult to have sympathy with someone so well off.

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Yes, @y011, I have resurrected @R_Chirgwin’s Christmas tree hat stand TV reception system. He can explain why. pic.twitter.com/rqVa398YwN

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@y011 Yes, a real CRT. Stand by for a photo.

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@MatthewBevan Absolutely. There are people in this city wondering how they’ll buy food this week. Many people.

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@smperris Jesus Christ don’t go there.

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@MatthewBevan My view is that on the scale of life traumas, that’s still down in statistical noise somewhere.

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Did I mention that I’ve set up a television tonight?

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MOAR KETAMINE.

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“A boot stamping on a human face forever…twitter.com/servantofchaos…3k

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@MatthewBevan @abcnews Bah. They’ll be paid market value for the house, and given plenty of time. No-one is shooting at them. Suck it up.

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@erinrileyau @SnarkyPlatypus That they might be bought out to provide land for the railway.

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swearyanthony “David Icke is absolutely correct”
twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS PERRIS LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR BATH TIME. twitter.com/smperris/statu…

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Shut up, Clover.

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The trains must flow.

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Watching a story on @abcnews which is inspiring me to suggest bulldozing every single one of these fucker’s ugly bullshit houses.

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I’ve got three articles and a podcast to do this week, so maybe I can gather the “Jeb!” grabs and find a collaborator next week. Dunno.

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matttburke Coming up on pic.twitter.com/CUrnY3K3qB

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Bearded geeks are sending me videos of them saying “Jeb!”. This will not end well.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @erinrileyau I will be mentioning the stupidity of people who can’t cope with Jeb’s nickname in a certain podcast.

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Fuck, what have I started?

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@GordyPls @dev_dsp OK, OK, I see where this is going. Is Pauline Pantsdown following me? @ApostrophePong, do you still have contact?

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I don’t really have the skills to produce a music track, though, but I’m sure that if I gathered the samples someone could help me.

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@Gin_ev_ra Full disclosure is the policy here.

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Now this is also a possibility. [Jeb! Jeb jeb!] twitter.com/BobGrrl/status…

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[End of repeat tweets.]

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“Jeb! Jeb, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!”

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Or… think of Queen’s theme for “Flash Gordonyoutube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z8…xM “Jeb! Ahhahhh!! Saviour of the Universe! … KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!”

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They’re kinda frog noises, aren’t they.

Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Jebbity jibbity jebbity jibbity jibbity jebbity jebbitu jebbity…
SPLASH!

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Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Geeeooorge!
[Repeat until the heat death of the universe.]

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Perhaps also record a few “Geeeooorge!” and “Dubya!” samples for the bass and rhythm tracks.

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If I had time, I’d record a bunch of random people saying “Jeb!”, and assembled those samples into an amusing song.

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@R_Chirgwin @akent You’d need to go “wounds from an alleged stabbing”.

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I think I might retweet some of my Jeb-related tweets from this morning.

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@akent @mpesce Where it’s wrong is when someone says “allegedly killed” when someone has clearly been killed but still “allegedly murdered”.

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark I haven’t been on any polar flights.

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@akent @mpesce Australian law is much stricter about court reporting than, say, the US.

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@akent @mpesce Oh, “allegedly” can often be overused. Though all we have here is a picture of money of unproved provenance…

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@akent And yes, @mpesce’s point about chain of custody is also correct. Sub judice laws are quite clear in Australia.

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@akent When someone has been found guilty of bribery in a court of law, and that specific pile of cash has been implicated.

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@usofaudio @johnhiggs Thanks. I’ve listened to your mix twice now, and keep finding more. I like you first title, but yeah too cryptic.

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Actually, @NewtonMark, do commercial airliners make it to the stratosphere? Surely 34,000ft is in the lower reaches in mid-latitude? @0x1C

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@0x1C @zdnetaustralia The stratosphere isn’t very far up. We’ve both flown in the stratosphere. And the internet was shit.

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@WombatOnPatrol I haven’t seen one of them before, but we have plenty of crimson rosellas.

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@WombatOnPatrol And who’s their friend in the background there?

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@snerdish I believe that’s called “money laundering”.

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mpbowers Does my watermark look big in this? @murpharoo @GuardianAus pic.twitter.com/T18GcqTisJ

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@James_Jeffrey Oh, I suspect you’re right. I live in fear that you’re right. The gumnut thing is also pretty likely.

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“… bracing ourselves for ep 2, which by all accounts is a much bleaker second act — a bit like The Empire Strikes Back, or Caddyshack II.”

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Yes, @James_Jeffrey’s “Rudd v Gillard: The Killing Season drinking-in-moderation game” is rather good. theaustralian.com.au/opinion/strewt…

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ChrisJohnRiley

You can’t spell idiot without IoT

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KetanJ0 Just watermarked the entire City of Sydney irl, deal with it pic.twitter.com/ZEvmZqXtsJ

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“Bill Drummond: What do I want to go to Australia for anyway?” (5 Jun) theguardian.com/culture/2015/j…

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alex_c_lee Don’t know how Fairfax got a hold of this but gotta respect their copyright pic.twitter.com/sLIqIKGcbT

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“KLF: Embrace The Contradictions” by @usofaudio. Just listen. soundcloud.com/united-states-… Me in 1991. Just read. stilgherrian.com/the-core/the_c…

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lanesainty Weird calls being made at Fairfax today pic.twitter.com/KNs8rjb0SG

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alex_c_lee pic.twitter.com/xhsyhpUQxL

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or watch the first episode of “The Killing Season” before episode two airs tonight.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile, I strongly recommend you listen the audio doco on The KLF that I linked to yesterday.

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They’re going to need one damn long fibre, so that it reaches all the way to 200m lower than the satellite’s orbit. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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substitute In retrospect, a milder laser adventure might have been the better choice. pic.twitter.com/DCcgzW4gg6

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@SnarkyPlatypus My understanding is that pretty much everything in that piece just reality turned up 5%.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Poe’s Law applies to that article, really.

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@smartbrain @KissBlake Sigh. You’re right of course. With those shoot-to-kill laws on the books, this won’t end any time soon.

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@0x1C Yes, notwithstanding that, is one of the possible values for NET_NAME_UNKNOWN “mmmaybe”?

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5at5 number 199: Tuesday is a state of mind. Sheep, the real Silicon Valley x 2, a restaurant review, and bee dogs. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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The fourth argument should be a pipe from /dev/urandom, if memory serves me correctly. twitter.com/0x1C/status/61…

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BOM_NT Fantastic photo of a cloud line that passed through at lunchtime on Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/xVHKLeXluk

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Ah, I knew the lack of real sleep last night would catch up with me eventually. I’m surprised I lasted as long as I did.

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I assume the magic is that a range of fashionable furniture and accessories suddenly appears. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@NewtonMark Given that Thai police have shoot-to-kill powers against drug dealers, it makes me wonder how often things go wrong, or “wrong”.

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@nehadk That is a very good question. I can’t quite see in the photo. Perhaps we should email the Thai Embassy and ask.

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The clear message here is that it’s more profitable to be an actual Indonesian people smuggler than not an actual Thai drug dealer.

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Hey look, they didn’t just get a gift basket. They also got THB 5000 compensation. That’s nearly AUD 170. Win! twitter.com/KissBlake/stat…

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KissBlake Thai police: Sorry we shot at you, beat you and planted drugs in your car; here’s a gift basket khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?new…

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@AtomicMPC Does that scan? I don’t think that scans. Am I being fussy? Yes, I am being fussy.

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Well, provided I don’t fall asleep before then.

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I’ve just set up terrestrial television reception so I can watch episode two the same time as you lot.

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Is this a new band? Bronny and the Dropbears? twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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, briefly, again, annoyingly.

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Je suis very annoyed.

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So my plan to finish of these writing tasks at the library has been… foiled. Grrr.

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This chair seems to be designed for… well, I’m not sure what, exactly. pic.twitter.com/qhWGGY8fYx

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“DRINK AS YOU SEE FIT. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.”

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Has somebody got a list of the crimes that the Australian government will pay you to commit? Asking for a friend.

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I wish honeypots had actual honey in them.

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xntrik Github just suggested a repo name of ‘hairy-octo-shame’ ..

I now need to develop a tool call hairy-octo-shame..

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A Bill to make so-called Yarm Bombing a Capital Offence and Related Purposes.

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@bencjenkins @jpwarren Looks like my second suggestion isn’t needed. I won’t annoy @SoundDevicesAus by plugging the competition. ;)

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@jpwarren @bencjenkins Yes, that’s @SoundDevicesAus, and I have a second suggestion if they’re out of stock.

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Any further languages I can mangle?

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Je suis going for laksa.

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Il pleut. Je suis annoyed.

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Tue plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch, Katoomba; continue writing; more writing; @5at5daily; quiet evening, I hope.

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JZdziarski Coworker’s unattended Mac:

crontab -e
*/30 * * * * say -v whisper “I am watching you”

You’re welcome.

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johnemcintyre Mightn’t someone have suggested to Jeb Bush that “America deserves better” was less than an ideal key phrase?

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Um, possibly I need a Valium now.

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“Jeb! Jeb, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!”

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“KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!”

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Or… Queen’s theme for “Flash Gordonyoutube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z8…xM “Jeb! Ahhahhh!! Saviour of the Universe!@SnarkyPlatypusus

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Well here’s another idea, America, and I suspect it would work quite nicely. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@marymad OH GO ON! DO IT! IT’LL BE HILARIOUS.

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How funny would it be, playing that grand anthem, and then introducing “Jeb!” For four years. DOO ETT, AMERICA, DOO EET FOR THE LULZ.

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cdixon “We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away.” pic.twitter.com/JU2WZ3XCeq

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They’re kinda frog noises, aren’t they.

Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Jebbity jibbity jebbity jibbity jibbity jebbity jebbitu jebbity…
SPLASH!

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Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb!
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
Geeeooorge!
[Repeat until the heat death of the universe.]

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Perhaps also record a few “Geeeooorge!” and “Dubya!” samples for the bass and rhythm tracks.

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If I had time, I’d record a bunch of random people saying “Jeb!”, and assembled those samples into an amusing song.

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BadAlbumCovers They’ve nailed that boy band look. pic.twitter.com/5dcpSRZdrP

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In summary, if you use @LastPass then follow their recommended actions as soon as you can, and be alert for phishing attacks from fakers.

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@LastPass compromise: Here’s what you need to know and what you can do”, writes @SteveD3 csoonline.com/article/293625…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I can’t really take the day off as such. I have a thing to finish. And a client to strangle and bury in a shallow grave.

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Here’s the @arstechnica story on the @LastPass hack by the irrepressible @dangoodin001, if you want more detail. twitter.com/arstechnica/st…

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Except that you’re going to have a problem doing it very immediately. Happy Tuesday, @LastPass users! (2/2) twitter.com/gcluley/status…

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If you use @LastPass, you’ve got an annoying but vital chore to do immediately… very immediately… (1twitter.com/SCMagazineAU/s…cOHB

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Well here’s another of those photographs that explains everything. twitter.com/DougSaunders/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I seem to be battling the cold, though my body ashes. I just didn’t sleep last night and my brain is porridge.

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Tuesday. No, there has not been some kind of mistake. Except for all the mistakes you keep making. But you are of zero importance. Tuesday.

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