Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 24th, 2015

Today’s blog post / podcast: “Coming Soon: The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” stilgherrian.com/edict/00045b/ pic.twitter.com/T7oONydiGw

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Replacing the bulk of the front bench with animatronics was done so carefully that almost no-one noticed, and they were soon dealt with.

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NewtonMark Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor theonion.com/article/disney…

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@zerogeewhiz @kcarruthers I’ll leave you two to argue about this because like give a fuck life’s too short.

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GreenJ trouble in paradise. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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@OaaSvc @joshgnosis Better than thinking about yeast.

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5at5 number 203: Sexing up Brussels, anti-Intellectual America, a 1930s snow job, the Confederate flag, and more. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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@dobes Mate, you turn on those wind turbines, they can blow a shuttle bus all the way to Nobbys Beach.

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Was the shuttle bus halal?

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God that woman and her column is like one of those little dogs that over-rich Kardashian types keep in their handbag.

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HarvardBiz Spandex is not an innovation strategy s.hbr.org/1IxpQ1q pic.twitter.com/p9b6RxoGPU

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@drearyclocks @mitchfel I did enjoy the visual pun, but the joy was fleeting. Seeing shoddy work engulf a home, that’s true joy.

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@mitchfel @drearyclocks Subsidence as they were building the Lane Cove Tunnel, from memory?

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Meanwhile I’ve found that my dying computer will keep working fine just so long as I don’t touch it.

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I just emailed a startup that’s in closed beta with the subject “Urgent media enquiry”. They’ll reply in 20 seconds… 19… 18… 17…

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dobes I can get a shuttle bus, but to places that are not Parramatta?

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@OaaSvc @joshgnosis Everything is falling apart anyway.

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I have made a grave, grave error of judgement.

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I am deep down the Hillsong-Porn Nexus rabbit hole and I’m not having very much fun.

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@joshgnosis @OaaSvc Are you sure you don’t want to see the “Shemale music compilation” I’ve found? (Note: Is not a music video as such.)

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Oh this was so not a good idea, @joshgnosis @OaaSvc

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@OaaSvc @joshgnosis Oh wait. I seem to have gone down a different rabbit hole involving Hillsong and porn. Recalibrating…

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@OaaSvc @joshgnosis Here’s a Today Tonight report from 2008 with the details./ youtube.com/watch?v=HcswYw…

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“The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big airplane. It’s a series of tubes.” twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve just given the wound a closer inspection. It’s fine. No infection. Just deeper than I thought and in an awkward spot.

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New blog post / podcast: “Coming Soon: The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” stilgherrian.com/edict/00045b/ pic.twitter.com/T7oONydiGw

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Well now that I’ve completely undone the benefits of having slept in, I’ll attempt to get some “work” done. Baxoon.

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DJBentley Checkmate, atheists. twitter.com/pagesix/status…

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“The rules of natural justice do not apply.” Schedule 1, 33AA (10) aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… pic.twitter.com/6rf6v2LMhE

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Yes, Bill, more government by pandering to ignorant, irrational fears. This is what Australia needs. Well done. twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…

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ellinghausen The Prime Minister visits the ASIO headquarters with Ministers Keenan, Dutton and Brandis pic.twitter.com/GNKh8oFDiC

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“The Australian Labor Party has a vision for Australia. Our vision is to get to the end of the day without accidentally making an impact.”

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I assume Credlin’s operatives kidnapped and drugged Shorten and scooped out his brain. No-one really that useless could lead a major party.

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More brilliant* and effective* defence of the citizens from Burnt Fag-end here. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…

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@alexkidman Looks yummy. Plenty there for an excellent casserole.

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wolfcat Abbotts Law: As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving IS or ISIS approaches

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Against this steady drift to the right, @drearyclocks offers a true alternative vision for Australia’s future. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…

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erinruberry Wow — The Economist on mass shootings in America: econ.st/1RbTxK3 pic.twitter.com/WmgsjRlzKH

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Is that a Tumblr, I wonder, @dobes? The Cabbage Sucking Invisible Sausages dot Tumblr dot com.

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@dobes To judge by the photos, suck an invisible sausage. pic.twitter.com/xJxOESzcxU

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I think one of the scariest signs would be if major news outlets started openly publishing crude propaganda instead of news based on facts.

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“Don’t like the current leaders? Good luck finding real alternatives”, writes @Drag0nista abc.net.au/news/2015-06-2…

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mpwoodhead In which Brandis rejects the adverse health consequences of coal and climate change as “just medical opinion” pic.twitter.com/nSNWqs0Pry

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latikambourke Thank you @DarrenChesterMP for blessing the internet with this photo of @cpyne! pic.twitter.com/R4y5fwSVPN

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@purserj @dobes We’re only one step short of that. One very short step. The question is, do they know this? Is that part of their path?

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Oh you’ve GOT to be fucking joking. The legislation The Cabbage introduced is actually called the Allegiance to Australia Bill? FFS.

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Yes, Crusader Rabbit thinks journalism (and whatever Self-Harm Hour is) is about “taking side”. All is Battlelines. twitter.com/amworldtodaypm…

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The not totally appalling people at @KotakuAU are hiring a new journalist, it seems. Mr @Serrels has the details. twitter.com/Serrels/status…

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“Mr Mallah offended many by suggesting that replacing the entire court system with a single minister might not be a good idea.” (2/2)

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“ABC accused of bias for airing all sides of debate” thesauce.co/abc-accused-bi… (1/2)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Whereas doctors and, especially, nurses at A&E have much more experience at injury and trauma, obviously.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d go to A&E at Katoomba Hospital, where they can Do Things if Things Need to be Done. GPs are kinda crap at this stuff.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The other day I shredded open the bit behind the big toe when I slipped on firewood. Maybe it needed attention. It aches.

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Well that’s cheered me up.

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I also suspect that Mr Rabbit’s fears over religious nutjobs is that he knows one when he sees one for the usual, obvious reason.

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I suspect that the next episode of “The 9pm Edict” will have to include a bit about my Hallucinating Goldfish model.

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What if Crusader Rabbit actually believes that ignorant, paranoid bullshit he spouts? What if it’s not just an act for the focus groups?

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If “the Right’s” worldview is under existential threat from a few seconds of some random bloke on TV, it must have shoddy foundations.

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Pleased that sleeping in seems to have halted the advance of a sore throat and the dying-computer stress, though my left foot concerns me.

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Wed plan, draft: Blog post; make significant progress on a @zdnetaustralia feature; @5at5daily; an evening of not stressing.

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Wednesday. They have hidden many of the dangers in plain sight. Which are the three most suspicious items in the room? Wednesday.

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