Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 29th, 2015

And now YouTube wants to show me videos explaining why Hillsong Churches are Illuminati Temples. I think it’s time to turn off the internet.

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs Yeah, some of my school reports allude to this… :/

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@jturner_ibrs @christopherneal Very amuse, “Lefty intellectuals” would be appalled by my defence policies.

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@christopherneal @jturner_ibrs I rather like “Blue Poles” after spending time with it. “I could do it” is nearly always a furphy…

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“I don’t just want AU and SG to be friends, I want us to be Family,” says Crusader Rabbit. And later this evening, @4corners on the Mafia.

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adambrereton I love @realscientists and you should definitely follow them if you don’t already, but this is terrifying pic.twitter.com/rAke6iPpX3

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mumbletwits Who is your preferred prime minister: Tony Abbott or David Leyonhjelm? Let us know.

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If you’re following the @solarimpulse flight, their live data display is rather impressive. solarimpulse.com/widget-flight_…

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Well it made sense in MY head.

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Alternatively, the new Diversity Quota for the Coalition front bench. twitter.com/druey/status/6…

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Well YOU try to make a telephone out of coal! twitter.com/rbbayliss/stat…

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@swearyanthony Now were all of these plans (indigenous, infrastructure) expressed as “I want to be known”, that is, about Rabbit wants?

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Why hadn’t somebody told me that Bristol Palin is pregnant again, and doesn’t want a lecture about it? washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable…

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AbraxasSpa Appropriate use for a selfie stick via @Doctrine_Man pic.twitter.com/0ruABpnK5i

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Actually, I’m secretly kinda pleased.

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Mind you, I wish @JustinianNews hadn’t coined the phrase “Freedom Boy and his amazing crotch-chafing straddles”. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/06/27/gad…

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Hey Smart Kids, join DFAT’s graduate entry program and clean up after Julie Bishop’s drinks parties! thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/06/27/gad…

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@JonoH Meh. It’s my editorial decision, and you’ll have to live with it.

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Just be grateful that he’s experimenting with the upstairs orifices. pic.twitter.com/NamfA7CqB7

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rhysam Remember: The Abbott government’s version of fair and balanced is Bronwyn Bishop.

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samwdowning Amazing, I had no idea North America was this big (via @imgur) pic.twitter.com/As7fIBvBDY

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QandA has been running for seven years? Gawd, even Biblical Plagues are over sooner.

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Given that my eyes feel like they want to fall out of my head, I may rest for a while.

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The question you have to ask yourself is “Does this represent the actions of an honest man?” HT @joshgnosis pic.twitter.com/KMU9yUa92u

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Thank you, everyone, I now have some idea who Alan Tudge is. And Paul Kelly is second choice after Tudge? Goodness me.

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Malware for Good #4: A worm that travels from computer to computer deleting all the animated GIFs.

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BadTableManners Reading as an American, you get the perception that England is essentially London surrounded by Florida.

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Today’s news is just being really, really confusing and I don’t like it.

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I literally have no idea who Alan Tudge is. This is not a joke. Novelist? Cricketer? Politician? Who are you talking about?

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Am I to understand that Paul Kelly and government ministers are interchangeable?

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@dobes You shouldn’t give ecstasy to cats, actually.

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EamoV1 BBC subtitles guy is taking no prisoners tonight, this came up for The Chemical Brothers pic.twitter.com/aNjY4V3mRl

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@jeamland Look, I know how a hay baler works, and it’s not pretty.

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@jeamland I know for a fact that this can’t be done.

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Listen closely, and you can hear the cogs going around and around. twitter.com/Mick_Peel/stat…

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Here’s the problem explained in full. youtube.com/watch?v=evlrs5…

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I’ve been making so many typos like that, rough homophone substitutions, not finger mistakes. Is my brain rong?

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“Groan.” The word I want is groan, not grown. What sort of typo even is that? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I have filed a thing for @zdnetaustralia. I can now sniffle and snuffle and grown with less sense of urgency.

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I’ll be back when I’ve done the first thing in that plan.

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Mon plan: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs, which number many; cry.

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bitcoin_txt That’s right Bitcoin is political. Greece is your chance.

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Nearly warm enough to start work.

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kFakhouri This is what happens if you give a cake shop a USB stick containing an image you want to appear on a cake. pic.twitter.com/StoU7D6Wid

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pollytoynbee “How festival goers voted in 2015 general election h/t @Gian_TCatt pic.twitter.com/OxpUpDBB4U” Now I know why I’m not there!

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“Twin computer prodigies plead guilty to schemes to hack State Dept., others”, writes @jjouvenal washingtonpost.com/local/crime/tw…

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@ShodanAlexM Thank you. I guess it’s all up to the weather now.

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How far is it from Porton Down to Glastonbury? Apropos of nothing more than completely innocent curiosity.

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ddt Wondermark hits the mark.
wondermark.com/c1135/ pic.twitter.com/1Bs1IL9TyG

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“Mafia godfather’s son in Australian Rome embassy under Amanda Vanstone”, reports @smh smh.com.au/national/mafia…

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“Mafia in Australia: Major drug trafficking group linked to senior politicians”. reports @4corners / Fairfax. abc.net.au/news/2015-06-2…

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“Photos Of Everyday People Before And After They Signed The Release Form” clickhole.com/r/765tsd pic.twitter.com/PFVBdzMsxK

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If your news story includes words like “grexit” or “greferendum” then you are part of the problem and should be ashamed.

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Mon plan, draft: Finish and file @zdnetaustralia story; Weekly Wrap, finally; re-arrange this week to suit all the needs. which number many.

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What does that idiot Prime Minister want us to be afraid of now? Ants? Christ, I hope he doesn’t see ants today. What if the ABC shows ants?

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Monday. Are you afraid? No, you are not afraid enough. Do you hate? No, you do not hate enough. Fool! More fear! More hate! Monday.

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