Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 29th, 2015

Tonight’s viewing suggestion: “The Mitchell and Webb Situation”, 6 episodes. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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TrendsAustralia is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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OF COURSE IT’S A THING, @PointZeroOne, I LINKED TO A PAGE ON THE INTERNET.

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Unless… Unless this is all part of Richard Branson’s SEKRIT plan to HURL THEM ALL INTO THE SUN.

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“List of Virgin Records artists” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_V… I mean, where do you begin? Where the fuck do you begin?

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@semibogan “Who’s ‘we’, white man?”

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So the entrepreneur who brought you “Tubular Bells” and King Crimson will oversee your retirement low-orbit holidays. Good luck with that.

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semibogan There is only one gun hacker that mattered kids, and his name was Kalashnikov.

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So, Twitter, sack ALL the executives and WIN. twitter.com/VentureBeat/st…

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YouTube comment on same: “I’ve taken a lot of drugs and watched a comedy thing on netflix which has led me to this and its a good place.”

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Tonight’s listening: Robert Fripp’s “God Save the Queen” & “Under Heavy Manners” (1980) youtube.com/watch?v=IXMxcZ… You can thank me later.

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@JohnDobbin Look at the faces of cellists. They are troubled people.

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@jonoabroad No, you’re possibly thinking of Lemon Party.

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How can you be both a cellist and a libertarian? The cello is one of the ultimate regimented cog-in-machine tools of oppression.

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Well here’s a sentence you don’t see every day! twitter.com/7homask/status…

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troyhunt Can’t we just go back to connecting lightbulbs?! “Hackers Can Disable a Sniper Rifle—Or Change Its Target”:wired.com/2015/07/hacker…k

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@vanOnselenP @GreenJ Hmmm. Twitter may have broken the link to the Wikipedia entry, but I’m sure you’ll be able to work around that.

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RichardTuffin There’s alot that’s wrong about this photo really. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…

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My God, what have you unearthed there, Camel Boy?

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ThePoke 27 creative childhood photo recreations

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@_midofo_ Pretty much. IIRC, the entire Telstra network in WA comes back to Perth before interconnecting.

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Hahaha! “Designed for Cortana” microphones. What a crock. twitter.com/waltmossberg/s…

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@_midofo_ I know why such “mistakes” happen mainly ‘cos of Telstra’s network architecture, but they always still amuse.

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Ah, such maps bring back memories of writing for an energy news site during the first Gulf War! twitter.com/Stratfor/statu…

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A brilliant example of a high school student refusing to give in to the authority of a professor they know is wrong. twitter.com/sally_j/status…

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sally_j Professor Says “No Irish Need Apply” Signs Never Existed; 17 y.o. Researcher Proved Him Wrong longislandwins.com/columns/detail… cc: @megansmolenyak

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I know “arson” is an ugly word, @BernardKeane, but. You know what to do. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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@_midofo_ Ah yes. For some reason I thought you were in Perth. Beginner’s mistake. As you were.

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j_hutch Windows 10 shares wi-fi passwords with contacts by default. Sure, that’s a great idea that will in no way backfire. forbes.com/sites/amitchow…

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@_midofo_ You’re perhaps further north than I’d suspected.

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@_midofo_ I would say that you are wrong. I will still take your money, obviously, but you ARE wrong. I will elaborate upon this later.

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What this strange Welsh gentleman says is true. twitter.com/BennettArron/s…

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@jturner_ibrs @scott_thewspot Ah. That’s standard we-are-greedy-cunts legalese, but no, I wouldn’t have gone of they just want fan footage.

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@scott_thewspot @jturner_ibrs I said “happy”, not “batshit insane”.

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@jturner_ibrs @scott_thewspot I CAN BE HAPPY YOU KNOW I CAN EVEN BE HAPPY WHEN EATING MICROSOFT FOOD AND DRINKING MICROSOFT DRINK.

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@StanCarey @JWGrieve Not helped by then going on to produce 4000+ hours of talkback radio for the ABC. Like giving crack to a baby.

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@StanCarey @JWGrieve When I did linguistics at Uni of Adelaide, a mad Dutch sociolinguist got me hooked on this stuff…

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@StanCarey BTW, I enjoyed the playfulness of your recent double-passives yarn.

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@StanCarey @JWGrieve Heh. I’d love to see some AU maps, but we might need to invent some new colours for that.

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So apparently the US fucks more on the edges. Or something. Thanks, @StanCarey @JWGrieve! twitter.com/stronglang/sta…

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@ozjimbob Yeah look there’s an awfully big amount of quantum physics explained right there in that video, I’d say.

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jturner_ibrs These early adopters are so hungry they’re licking the faces of the staff carrying the stripped bare food platters

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@expectproblems I have a different amalgam in mind, but I won’t say it here, because They are Listening.

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@mpesce Oh God, I’ve been told that’s dreadfully… persistent.

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NASA should’ve gotten Robert Anton Wilson to compile that audio disc. THAT would’ve shown those efffing aliens!

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@mpesce Yeah, but you know, Robert Anton Wilson. So swings and roundabouts, right?

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@mpesce Yeah, I think that when we ask these sorts of questions that there should be a special exemption for you.

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It was all Carl Sagan’s idea, and, well, do you know how much effing weed that man smoked?

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In 1977, we sent @NASAVoyager into space with audio to explain Planet Earth. This is what the Aliens will hear. soundcloud.com/nasa/sets/gold…

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@franksting Goodness me. This gets funnier by the minute.

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@_midofo_ I would never call @KeithConlon a “relic”. Not anywhere he could see, anyway.

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“What’s YOUR Political Expenses Scandal?” Spin the wheel with @alex_c_lee’s handy thingy! buzzfeed.com/alexlee/whats-… pic.twitter.com/PhCKI5Rv4K

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@RanTLaw Oh God, I know what that’s like. I helped renew a cast iron stove once, and the Yelta’s boiler would have been… erk!

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A CORRECTED breakdown of the telethon-style Rewards chosen so far, requested by @jeamland. An even split on language. pic.twitter.com/8nqBVCbOji

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Oops. There’s an error in that chart. Stand by for a correction.

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There’s a Windows 10 launch in Sydney tonight? Heh. Clearly that part of Microsoft still hasn’t moved on from Certain Events. Hilarious.

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@RanTLaw Look, it’s just coal. Coal is the future.

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This time last night I launched “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh”. We’re at 32% of Target One. pozible.com/edict2 pic.twitter.com/o20LMvBfIz

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Hey Adelaide folks, are you into steamy encounters on a regular basis? Here’s something for you, via @KeithConlon! twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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@mmccue Hope you have a better one today.

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jturner_ibrs Approaching the launch. Botanical gardens. That rat is looking at me funny

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@mmccue Anyway, boys and girls, I think we’ve all learned something here today… Sigh. I feel for whoever did it.

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@mmccue Well, I’m good, but of course I got it run in today’s @crikey_news … so ~100k AU political/ media wonks. ;pic.twitter.com/NbP1Q1fN2r2r

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@mmccue My renown dark sense of humour found it hilarious, of course. How did it happen? Googling for “blocks”, I guess?

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@semibogan @paulkidd True. Though my supplies are low, and I’m not sure I can be arsed heading into the village for more. It’d a cold night.

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Won’t SOMEBODY think of Shannon Noll? twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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@virag064 @GuardianAus I’m coming from the position that grown-up journalismists don’t use “words” like “Grexit” unless it’s quoted speech.

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mipearson I think with “junior technical cofounder” we’ve reached peak

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reesieboi Oh please do. @heraldsunreader pic.twitter.com/RXkkepbXAm

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This is an important question, @GuardianAus. It goes to character. Did Merkel’s ally use the word “Grexit”? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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More excellence* in transparency and honesty from Uber. twitter.com/jamesrbuk/stat…

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chipfoxx Never pic.twitter.com/uekiHvO9BM

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@Epigrammist @jodiem @Craig_Harvey Mind you, I learned the hard way to NEVER again go drinking with those fuckers. Never. :)

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@Epigrammist @jodiem @Craig_Harvey I would like to see this. A mate was in 3RAR, and he just loved doing jumps. Especially HALO, he said.

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@benetsc @DeptDefence You can’t fail with a solid transport aircraft. No matter what the missions, you’ll need to move stuff. Lots of stuff.

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@jodiem @Epigrammist @Craig_Harvey You can slide in rows of seats, and the upper deck has fixed seating IIRC.

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@Epigrammist @jodiem @Craig_Harvey I was originally scheduled to visit one of those camps in northern Tanzania. They’re… not small.

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@jplonie @jodiem Heh. I haven’t used Windows (apart from Windows Phone, which I like a lot) since… the one that started with “V”. A bit.

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@jodiem @jplonie And add in having to bun entirely new software, and develop and debug entirely new production workflows.

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@jplonie Now look… Where do I even start?

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@jodiem @Epigrammist @Craig_Harvey And yes, watched the same aircraft to STOL work. Very, very impressive.

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@jodiem @Epigrammist @Craig_Harvey I’ve been in the back of one (on the ground), impressed with the all the cargo-handling gear.

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These C-17A military transports are fat little fuckers, aren’t they. twitter.com/DeptDefence/st…

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@TristanRayner I think I might be able to save a heap there, though, so thanks for the reminder.

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@TristanRayner True. I’ve just never tried getting the prescription by itself. They’ve been integrated optometrist / shops like OPSM.

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@TristanRayner Ah, good thinking. I think they’re the people I was thinking of a few weeks back. I have no current prescription though.

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Less than 24 hours into “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” @Pozible and it’s at 31% of Target One. Thanks, all. pozible.com/edict2

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@JustJimWillDo @nehadk This would make sense. This is where the Sherrin branding normally sits on the ball.

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HOW DO THEY KNOW? IT IS A COMPLEAT MISTARY. twitter.com/NathanJL35/sta…

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@nehadk That is, yes. My curiosity is piqued now.

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See, I told you that Adelaide radio had gone to the dogs. This is 2100 ACST, for Adelaide folks who can’t do times. twitter.com/nphair/status/…

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Said the actress to the bishop… twitter.com/shiftkey/statu…

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Or, @nehadk, is it just a transliteration of “Sherrin”?

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Orly? I’m sure it’s meant to be Arabic not Farsi, though? (I am out of my depth here.) twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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I’m not sure, however, @firstdogonmoonm that there’s an AFL team called the Mullumbimby Methdealers. Not under that name, anyway.

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“He should listen to the white people telling him the correct way to complain about racism,” draws @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Tell you what, though, we should take a couple of these down to Cronulla for a bit of a kick-around. pic.twitter.com/WqSKgaIS7h

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Doesn’t the very fact that the @AFL has a “multicultural round” mean that… I mean… oh why do we even bothtwitter.com/AFL/status/626…sYtb

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I probably should have read it back before pressing “Send”. Oops.

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@jeamland I will provide these figures at the 24-hour mark, I think. This evening, Sydney time.

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@ordinarytanya I hadn’t previously heard of those allegations. I’m just reading this one story in the news today.

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So Manus Island managers could be charged with perverting the course of justice? That’d go down well, eh.

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PNG police threaten to “arrest all managers at the Manus Island detention centre” unless rape accused return to PNG. abc.net.au/news/2015-07-2…

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TrendsSydney ‘bestiality’ is now trending in trendsmap.com/au/sydney

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@purserj @dobes What, exactly, is happening in that photograph?

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@dobes Give it a few years. Or combine the two instances into the one mental image.

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Yeah well I’M turned on… obviously..twitter.com/BBC_Future/sta…7r

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@ericscheid This might have been cybering on a sufficient scale as to end up on television.

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Cybering my little heart out.

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@OaaSvc Yep, this would be it. I’m just starting to read it now.

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“Australian Cyber Security Centre uses discredited data to quantify infosec threats”, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2015/07/29/aus…

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“Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) Threat Report 2015” acsc.gov.au/publications/A… (PDF) and press release acsc.gov.au/publications/2… (PDF)

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I wanted to see the flags. Sulk.

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2. Aust Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) threat report is out, so no Rabbit’n’Flags presser? acsc.gov.au/news.html

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1. Almost 18 hours into “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” and we’ve hit 29% of Target One! pozible.com/edict2 pic.twitter.com/o20LMvBfIz

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Oh dear. I seem to have raised too many topics at once. As usual. So, I’ll pull it back to the two biggies for the day.

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@timfdavis @SnarkyPlatypus The “Russian gas technique” wasn’t exactly a winner in that regard.

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@PollHereford @marcfennell The theme song came up in last month’s episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast too. Strange world.

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Doesn’t that need a comma? Or are you suggesting a new activity we should indulge in? And if so, how do we do it? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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I have never craved vast quantities of hallucinogens as much as I am RIGHT NOW. twitter.com/BadRealtyPhoto…

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HERE IS RATHER MORE IMPORTANT NEWS WHICH I JUST OBTAINED VIA @marcfennell! twitter.com/SBS2/status/62…

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@reselsnark @sspencer_63 Depends whether I’ve remembered to use the ointment.

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I think I’d better mute that hashtag from Canberra.

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@gordonkerry Nah, he’ll want it on both ABC News24 and Sky News, and they can’t do both.

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Seriously, PR Practitioners, the things I see your clients getting “excited” about just tells me they seriously need to get out more.

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Dear PR Practitioners, your challenge is to go the entire month of August without using “exciting” or “excited” in any press release.

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Tony_Burke Online polls have weaknesses but I’ve never seen one like this. @latikambourke m.smh.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/MfviZYt47r

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Getting preschoolers even more “excited” than they already are? Parents everywhere will be thanking* @abckidstwitter.com/ABCTVPublicity…

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GreenJ all convivial in the green room …twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…Xa

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@jcase @thegrugq A PDF file called “Practical Android Exploitation”, you say? And I just download it, eh? Good-o.

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“Microsoft sinks in antivirus tests, as Avira, Bitdefender hit top scores”, writes @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/article/micros… Kaspersky also top.

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So no news on when the Rabbit might flag up for the ACSC report presser, assuming that it’ll be him personally. (But why wouldn’t it be?)

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Has the Rabbit flagged up yet, or indicated when it might happen?

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“Happy Birthday Copyright Bombshell: New Evidence Warner Music Previously Hid Shows Song Is Public Domain” techdirt.com/articles/20150…

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@Mick_Peel I think you’ve have to explain this to me live, in between chapters of “Battlelines”.

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Note to self, a media idea: Spare weekend; Crusader Rabbit’s “Battlelines”; peyote and/or LSD; live video stream.

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peterogburn I’d honestly be more embarrassed about getting engaged at a hibachi restaurant than the whole initials thing tbh pic.twitter.com/F9pzWDyK5f

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johnemcintyre AP writers still use “nix.” That takes moxie.

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SavedYouAClick Stripe. pic.twitter.com/f8TXx4Yirq

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alex_c_lee Where does Bronny sit on the Political Strife Scale today @ABCnewsIntern? pic.twitter.com/y6IujAHPQv

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I think that the wrong thing that I just typed into an email was very wrong.

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@scottcarson1957 Well the idea is to make damn sure the job is done and your side comes away unscathed, right?

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@scottcarson1957 You could also have weeded them out with an under-powered weapon but, as you say, that’d be unsporting.

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Well this looks ideal. [Check calendar.] Oh, what a shame. pic.twitter.com/4e2R8mvtTM

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@buddhawilliams That’s a mystery that @Pozible might be able to solve, but gawd, how would it even…? [Confused shrug.]

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@buddhawilliams Oh, well, you can add dollars to a “lower” Reward, yes. Anyway, if we’re good, I’ll let that mystery subside. And thanks.

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@Pozible Thanks, but @buddhawilliams has kindly said he’ll let it stand.

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@buddhawilliams Thanks, that’s most generous, but it still feels like I swiped a 50 from your pocket. I’ve let @Pozible know.

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@Pozible, have you heard about this sort of thing happening before? Tongue Lashing is a $50 Reward. twitter.com/buddhawilliams…

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@buddhawilliams Oh. That’s a worry. I think it can be reversed, though. You should be able to cancel and re-pledge, IIRC.

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@reillystyley Excellent. Great yarn, that. Much enjoyed. Very pert.

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Wed plan, redraft: Laundry; prepare for extensive cybering as required; @5at5daily; plug @Pozible campaign. “The 9pm Edict” is now Thursday.

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I seriously like some of the TWO MINUTES HATE topics that have been chosen for “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh” special episode.

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@will_ock Also, IIRC, the figures in the Norton report have been dropping in recent years as methodology and our defences sharpen up.

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Oops, forgot to make that @Pozible campaign “public”. But only people I tweet will be interested anyway, I guess. Glitch fixed. We’ll see.

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Lyndsay_Kirkham The most popular searches coming out of the PornHub “research data” are fantastic. pic.twitter.com/NhKNSuXmQ8

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I heard that this was good TV, but the hashtags are disturbing twitter.com/sarah_mcv/stat…

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” … as though my soul has been dipped into a simmering cauldron of Eddie Maguire’s anal leakage.” Ta@JohnBirminghamacheeseburgergothic.com/show/6323Uz

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@jodiem I’ll wait until I’ve read the actual report rather than PMO’s spin as filtered through The Australian.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hey, for some of us, online circle jerks is already a business model.

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@joshgnosis @will_ock That’s a lot of cybering. I’d better organise a clean shirt.

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@SnarkyPlatypus He should just wear a RBG-green safari suit and we can Chromakey anything we like onto him.

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The lion probably regrets his actions too. @Colvinius twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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Preparing myself for an afternoon of cybers. This changes the plan somewhat.

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Hmmm. A significant report on the threat of the cybers? That’s gonna need Cyber PM Crusader Rabbit and… how many flags?

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That ACSC report will be released today, it says. That’d be the one Maj Gen Steve Day mentioned a few weeks back. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“Spies warn: we’re under cyber attack as hacking costs $1bn”, writes @CroweDM, so @australian got the ACSC report. theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You could build it out of Minecraft, apparently.

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“The Onion’s New Vice Parody Kidney Punches You With News” wired.com/2015/07/onion-… wired.com/2015/07/onion-…

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So Brinks’ new smart CompuSafe Galileo safes have a USB port, and… well, you know how this endswired.com/2015/07/brinks…jT

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@JohnBirmingham The other day a rugby player explained how the Prime Minister could keep your fingers warm. Or something.

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“Uber Is Faking Us Out With ‘Ghost Cabs’ on Its Passenger Map,” surprising no-one. “It’s just a screen saver.” Uhuh. gizmodo.com/uber-is-faking…

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Wherever you are right now, @andrewjcrook, kill everyone, burn the buildings to the ground, and salt the earth. twitter.com/andrewjcrook/s…

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Indeed, @kkfox78 @Marc_IRL @wolfcat @19bk69, it’s such glorious idiocy. Topday’s word, @Flipboard @Minecraft, is “schadenfreude”.

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Sigh. @Flipboard, that’s the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin. So rethink the @Minecraft campaign? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_…

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Just in case @Flipboard tries to delete their “@Minecraft resource” arsehattery, here’s a screenshot. pic.twitter.com/gje7EvfLY5

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So, um, @Flipboard, this is a “@Minecraft resource”, you say? Or do you mean “Mein Kraft”? You arsehats. twitter.com/Flipboard/stat…

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Wed plan, draft: Produce “The 9pm Edict” podcast (part-done); @5at5daily, maybe; deal with a number of annoying loose ends.

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I’ll review what happened on the @Pozible campaign overnight once my coffee has started to take hold.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile Nine days. It ends next Thursday 6 August at 2100 AEST. Previous campaigns were 7 and 10 days.

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@sylmobile Yes. Without getting over-confident, I think that Target Two might also be possible to achieve. Which opens up possibilities.

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In a hurry? “The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh, Day 1” is a brief video explainer. pozible.com/edict2 youtube.com/watch?v=QrCsVs…

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“The 9pm Urgent Hardware Refresh”, a @Pozible campaign, launched last night. It’s now at 18%. pozible.com/edict2 pic.twitter.com/o20LMvBfIz

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Wednesday. You though They might have forgotten you, right? Hah. You are a fool. They have been Watching, as always. Wednesday.

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