Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 28th, 2015

JoshButler EDITOR: slow news day. Hmm that alley’s a bit shit
JOURNO: boss, no…
ED: BRING ME THE YARN m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/sophi… pic.twitter.com/7I2JrzFxs5

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So many typos in my tweets today. Sulks.

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@humphriesmark You’ll eventually build an immunity. Like when you eat dirt.

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humphriesmark For a young man, I’m shocked how many times in my life I’ve heard the phrase “Daryl Somers is returning to television”.

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I assume that someone has long again coined the word “Guanotanamo” for Nauru, but if not I call dibs.

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@glengyron According to @crikey_news, Transfield’s spinnes re Nauru is Capital Hill, a bunch of ex-Liberals. pic.twitter.com/KRkIhBHK9r

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Good God, it looks like a hamburger with chlamydia. twitter.com/smartbrain/sta…

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aikidr “Thou shalt speak in slogans of three words and the number of words in thy slogans shall be three.”

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Note to self, a title for a new TV program: “In Guanostan Tonight”.

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gths Cool a country with a population smaller than Griffith has issued a press release

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jamescroft *throws TV antenna into the sea* pic.twitter.com/SvulCGPAUx

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Dawww… @Republic_Nauru thinks its a sovereign state. Wonder when they’ll start acting like one. twitter.com/_Biancah/statu…

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Also, “game show using hypnotism”? WTF? What’s next, a game show called “Go On, Choose A Syringe”? twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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Tim_Beshara The gravestone for free-to-air television lies here pic.twitter.com/TmnTsdIVaG

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@juhasaarinen So how many Indonesians do you plan on gassing?

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@_midofo_ I hadn’t heard of that before. I’ll have a squizz when less wine.

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chrisjrn STEP 2:
CUT A HOLE IN IT

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Aren’t you meant to be busy writing a book, @Colvinius? twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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Sydney’s Oxford St demonstrates its usual sophisticated* and nuanced* understanding of politics. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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They’re just going to broadcast colour bars and test tone 24/7? twitter.com/AdNews/status/…

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@firstdogonmoon “Worst”? I’m actually kinda… well… kinda excited.

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This is of course assuming that the shareholders of such a shit-grade telco are themselves anywhere north of Planaria.

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Either way, TalkTalk shareholders should be asking their CEO some Very Hard Questions Indeed. Happy to script a few. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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jonkudelka Our national anthem is clear incitement for people to hop on a boat and try and come here and Scott should be ashamed for supporting it.

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Big sulk going down on Guano Island. twitter.com/_Biancah/statu…

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Hey America, us Australians are trying to catch up with your sophisticated politics, we really are. twitter.com/mickfanning/st…

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mickfanning Bob Katter gives a press conference about police charging people for petty offences. pic.twitter.com/QE5GjzhqjG

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Je suis Maggie. Ping @RealNickHodge, who lusts after Thatcher like a goat during Full Moon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NicholasFryer Scott’s amazing. Everything he says is in the imperative voice, regardless of the words used. twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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jason_a_w I think we need a fact check on Scott Morrison here. pic.twitter.com/tkNuvMzH3x

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emotionalpedant it is irresponsible to use the force on kittens, I do not condone this pic.twitter.com/wBfHjQJmxW

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“Pack my shirtfront, and don’t forget the onions! Tony Abbott goes to Great Britain”, by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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If you want the full text of Crusader Rabbit’s Sermon to the Thatcherites, it’s at the bottom of this @abcnews yarn. abc.net.au/news/2015-10-2…

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@BeverleyHead I’m wishing I’d had an invitation now.

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Because it’s obvious, @R_Chirgwin, that a contract only includes what’s above your signature, not what’s in some email to @TheRegister.

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Well, @R_Chirgwin, I assume Telstra will* now issue revised T&Cs to make everything clear to those of us who can read English.

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So @R_Chirgwin has chased @Telstra re the greedy IoT Challenge T&Cs. They say it doesn’t mean what it clearly says. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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TalkTalk hack: “Company accused of cover-up following reports customers targeted a week before hack announced” independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

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In which Auburn deputy mayor Salim Mehajer is revealed to be (allegedly) even more of a tosser. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, from what I understand, TalkTalk is the same cheap’n’cheerful service as Dodo. If I can put it diplomatically.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, TalkTalk got pwned by a 15yo running a big standard scan for SQL injection. They’re a laughing stock.

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daniels_den Thank you @goodfoodAU, I think this settles it once and for all goodfood.com.au/good-food/food… pic.twitter.com/bWBc2k3RoV

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“TalkTalk CEO Dido Harding warns of cyber security ‘arms race’”, after waking from a 20-year nap, I assume. independent.co.uk/news/business/…

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“China ‘not frightened to fight a war’ in South China Sea after US move”, so there’s that. theguardian.com/world/2015/oct…

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@1c75a Hah! San Francisco is Wanker Ground Zero!

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Only an idiot would think that it’s Tuesday, @PointZeroOne. Or an American. Which is more or less the same thing.

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Today is pretty much Saturday for me, so I’m opening some wine.

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deptofaustralia Eat the sausage. Eat it! It tastes good! It tastes like patriotism! crikey.com.au/2015/10/28/dep… pic.twitter.com/zoZR84jf5X

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@watch2o @psc96180_pablo Why @abcnews is tracking and selling users like a clickbait whore is a question that deserves a considered answer.

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@watch2o @psc96180_pablo Oh I know what it is, I just think @abcnews needs more transparency about tracking, and goddam SSL encryption.

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@riskybusiness As I say, I’m standing well back. You can light the blue touch-paper if you like. ;)

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@riskybusiness Good plan, no matter what you wrote re that. I’m standing well back.

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@riskybusiness Er… how about we all just leave that in the past?

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@riskybusiness If Thailand has improved your productivity then you did Thailand wrong. Sanook maak krub.

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@ScooterDMC Um, there isn’t an elsewhere. There’s 23 taxi plates for the upper Blue Mountains, and this is their dispatcher.

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I get in the taxi. Driver says: “Where the hell have you been?”

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@nnwakelam @SnarkyPlatypus Yep Twitter is all about the logic and the well-researched argument.

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Me: “How about a little more taxi and a little less lifestyle criticism?” Operator: “Some of us have to work, you know.” (2/2)

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I phone for a taxi. Taxi operator: “What are you doing at the pub in the middle of the day?” Me: “Having lunch…” (1/2)

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Me: “Is it always so lively in here on Tuesday afternoons?” Everyone in the front bar, in unison: “It’s Wednesday.”

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Things are going downhill fast here today.

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OH, response from barmaid: “People like you are the reason we all need Lifeline.”

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OH: “Do you want to borrow my phone and call Lifeline to see if they care? Because I don’t.”

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OH GOOD WE ARE NOW SEEING AN X FACTOR RECAP BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WAS MISSING FROM MY LIFE.

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glengyron I have been owned on the line. twitter.com/Miller123Rosit…

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Hey folks, watch this. @nnwakelam is organising finding to send young hackers to Kiwicon. Feel free to chip in. twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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Yeah I’d want to camouflage myself and fade into the set too. instagram.com/p/9XdHIVCFoS/

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RichardDiNatale Dear Mr Abbott. The only ‘catastrophic failure’ Europe has made is giving you a platform to spread your hateful views.

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Consensus in The Grand View is that she’s useless, because she hasn’t mentioned the tried and true methods of baseball bat, tyre iron, etc.

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I am watching “The Daily Edition” and some psychologist is talking about how to handle difficult people.

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GrogsGamut Turnbull will be hoping all voters see Abbott’s speech - the relief factor that Abbott is no longer PM will send Turnbull’s ratings to 90%

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I see that @kcarruthers has outlined the ideal scenario, at least for journalistic* purposes. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@ddowza Well, indeed, I should put that back on the agenda, right?

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gabriellechan A big shout out to trending Dunedoo, the town with 836 people.

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Chicken breast wrapped in prosciutto, etc. instagram.com/p/9XWlMliFv6/

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MaryNumair Hey I just single handedly broke up a planned parenthood protest by chanting the words “yeast infections” pic.twitter.com/SKvnIi30TB

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joshgnosis Natural Family Man of the Year Kevin Andrews pulls out just before group climax crikey.com.au/2015/10/28/nat…

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There’s something on ESPN2 right now called the Reebok Crossfit Games (“The Fittest Man in Earth”) and it’s complete bullshit.

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@thegrugq @ICANN @SteveBellovin Well that’d depend on whether we’re talking .horse or .porn.

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GreenJ ‘Europe is heading towards a “catastrophic error” that could change it forever.’
oh. i thought it was all about saving lives at sea.

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@Steve_Lockstep @trbouma @4thibeau What’s a “duck device” and how do you become dependent on it?

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@richardhack @spacerog @ICANN Now look, Richard, one thing at a time, OK? They’ve only got $351.5 million to play with here.

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Need an explainer on the origins of Australian English, including its phonetics? Front of the @MacqDictionary. It may be online somewhere.

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For a start, vowel shifts are perfectly normal as a language evolves. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel_shi…

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Linguistically, “‘Lazy’ Australian accent caused by ‘alcoholic slur’ of heavy-drinking early settlers’” is bullshit. telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews…

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danielhurstbne ABC adapts Turnbull’s Spycatcher trial lines to ask if 12 subs “a lie, a misleading impression, or a bent untruth” pic.twitter.com/GIdZcSyRxp

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I wonder what these do, @abcnews. Everything’s detailed somewhere with programmatic specificity, I assume? pic.twitter.com/FxsCd79O7n

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And for that matter, @abcnews, who has access to the data being entered, given this stuff in the page? pic.twitter.com/JTLpLiD89G

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Hey @abcnews, why isn’t this page where people submit politically sensitive information protected by SSL? abc.net.au/news/2015-10-2…

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@realist @ICANN So, it’s a “conflict of interest” to pay your auditor, your pentester, your building inspector? Hilarious.

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Wow you could hurl someone down there and it’d look like an accident. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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SBSComedy World Leaders Patiently Listen As Man Explains How He Lost His Job. sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/OkLKj8ufIB

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So @ICANN sells 1900 gTLDs at $185k each, making $351.5 MILLION, and now wants security experts to “volunteer”? twitter.com/ICANN/status/6…

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fart just spent the last 40 minutes reading about cyber threats because I didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was “cyber treats”

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ICANN Calling all security experts! needs help determining affects of new gTLDs on the DNS pco.lt/1Gw1lY6 pic.twitter.com/3lhNtGR13g

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fanfiction_txt The sadistic pyro Donald Trump questioned, having been inducted into Marx’s inner circle after the untimely death of Taylor Swift.

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@Gergyl @Telstra That’s an angle I hadn’t thought of. That strays into areas of law I’m unfamiliar with.

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@AndrewPStreet @aghoukassian @junkeedotcom Of COURSE “Danger 5” counts. Classic sitcom structure. And then there was “Funky Squad”…

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I guess this is why banks don’t “get” QR codes. You don’t “embrace” them, you just take a photo. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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DDsD WHO is pro Muslim, which is why bacon gives us cancer apparently. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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liv_willis Head of Migration Policy Institute Europe says Abbott’s speech shows a ‘complete lack of understanding’ @RNBreakfast abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@jeamland IANAL, but I think that means you wouldn’t be in a position to enter into this new contract.

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I just noticed, too. @Telstra requires you to negotiate “in good faith”, but puts no such requirement on themselves. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@swearyanthony Not “own”. First Right of Refusal (FROF). They still have to negotiate a fee. But they don’t face a good-faith requirement.

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snurb_dot_info So, how long until Abbott, Farage, and Wilders found the international brotherhood of scared and angry white males ?

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ssharwood The really sad thing about Abbott’s speech is how afraid of change he is. For all the bluster, he’s a scared little man.

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See that? Three thousand light-years from Earth. So you can’t pin THIS one on me! twitter.com/SpaceSciTM/sta…

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MarkDiStef A hardline immigration speech.
At a UK Tory fundraiser.
In the “Margaret Thatcher Centre”.

It’s like Tony Abbott Cluedo.

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@kartben @chendo @EclipseIoT I hadn’t seen yours, but they do make an interesting compare-and-contrast.

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What is it with today? I know it was a Full Moon last night, but has every moron in PR decided to flush their brain into my email?

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Email just now from @Westpac: “Ready to wrap up your business year?” [Checks calendar.] Um. No. I’ve got TWO MONTHS of work ahead, idiots.

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@michaelneale @Telstra Exactly. Those T&Cs make Telstra look quite bad, in my opinion. It’s certainly against the spirit of the project.

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@developerjack @AusDTO Shoosh, you, and don’t interrupt me badmouthing you to the government.

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@jeamland @Telstra I saw that, but decided it was a bit too ambiguous for me to claim that. Section 3.7 is enough bastardry as it is.

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@AusDTO Meh, forget @developerjack, he’s not relevant. I’ll probably pop in though.

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@nlentern1 I think I remember the image. If not Burke, then anyone with a slim iPad rather than a big wad of docs looked unusual.

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In brief, if you enter @Telstra’s IoT Challenge, ANYTHING you create for the next 18 months must first be offered to Telstra.

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Here’s the relevant bit from @Telstra’s IoT Challenge T&Cs. It’s pretty damn greedy. cto.telstra.com/iot-challenge/… (PDF) pic.twitter.com/QA59HvDHo1

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Anyone planning to enter @Telstra’s IoT Challenge should read this first. Seriously. twitter.com/chendo/status/…

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This is a neat trick from Tony Burke, given that the first iPad was released in 2010. twitter.com/nlentern1/stat…

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OH: “You’re fucking Polish, you ignorant arsehole. Go back to your farm.”

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@ColinDotClub @ZDNet @DonutsInc It’s probably better that you email me an argument supported by logic, rather than Random Big Numbers.

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This is really the entire problem in a nutshell. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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That a Minister having his notes on an iPad is noteworthy should be a source of national shame. twitter.com/leoniedoyle/st…

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@ColinDotClub @ZDNet @DonutsInc And as a side note, “unleashed innovation”? Really? Can’t we all just talk like normal humans?

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@ColinDotClub @ZDNet @DonutsInc Cool. By the way, I use the word “research” deliberately. Cherry-picked anecdotes ain’t “evidence”.

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In this lounge area of the UTS School of Communications, only 3 of 11 laptops in use right now are non-Apple devices.

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Wed plan, supplemental: I’m currently working at UTS, because there’s 220V and comfy table and chairs.

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Wed plan, redraft: Administrivia; 1118 train to Wentworth Falls; planning en route; remainder TBA, depending on the aforementioned planning.

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OH: “if I’m not bothering you, I know I’m doing something wrong.” [No, this wasn’t me.]

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hicksfilosopher .@stilgherrian I know right? pic.twitter.com/NlrilcrFlZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should send you the whole thing. It will* cheer you up.

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Wait! That Unit4 thing gives you “a 360-degree view of students and constituents”. EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

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darrenpauli BREAKING: HACKERS HAVE REVERSED THE AGING PROCESS twitter.com/fxnscitech/sta…

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Someone got paid to write that.

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Further down, it’s a ” new and innovative end-to-end solution” and, helpfully, it’s “fully functional”.

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A human being actually chose this idiotic language as the best way to present their product. pic.twitter.com/XqPIvOwaKj

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Don’t we all. Then it’d be omnisomicyber. twitter.com/hughstephens/s…

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Good God, people are still saying “retain omnichannel”, @hughstephens? How quaint. twitter.com/hughstephens/s…

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@ColinDotClub @ZDNet Challenge away! I’m particularly interested in research that backs up the idea that MOAR DOMAINZ creates “innovation”.

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@NicholasFryer Ammonium nitrate is cheaper in bulk, you know.

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This is currently my very favourite piece of paper. pic.twitter.com/3t8w0bTkTJ

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“It’s not as simple as identifying the group you feel is most fashionably oppressed and sprinting to shout: ‘Solidarity!’” Ouch.

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@billbennettnz @juhasaarinen @helenlewis @johnmcternan Ain’t it just. I’ve both learned heaps and been entertained. That takes real skill.

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I would also like to thank @helenlewis for the term “flatulent piety”.

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@noplaceforsheep So I am now discovering. This is indeed a fascinating article by @helenlewis, and I’m savouring it.

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@davidcheal @zdnetaustralia But then that’s just my feelpinion too. [Shrugs.]

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@noplaceforsheep I’m not familiar with work. I’d never even heard of the term “TERF”. But then this isn’t my usual patch. Impressed.

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@davidcheal @zdnetaustralia That’s the usual claim, but I did say “research”. I’d contend the real issue is just unimaginative branding.

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@noplaceforsheep Isn’t it a remarkable piece of writing! A lot to absorb, but she puts her argument very powerfully.

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“What the row over banning Germaine Greer is really about”, writes @helenlewis newstatesman.com/politics/femin… HT @johnmcternan

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@davidcheal @zdnetaustralia A “real issue”? I’d call it an “imagined issue”, unless there’s some real research to back it up.

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To judge from the tweets of Tony Abbott’s speech right now, he’s dumped the restraint of having been PM and is letting the lizard flop out.

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SwiftOnSecurityTinyURL.com is too long.”
“I know, let’s register a domain in Libya!”
*high-five*

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SwiftOnSecurity I think we lost our innocence when we decided tinyurl.com was too long.

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Ah yes, yet another ignorant twat blaming “the internet” for the perfectly normal evolution of language. twitter.com/guardianstyle/…

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I could go that look.

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Now playing: Patti Pravo’s “La Bámbola” youtube.com/watch?v=BEKzSF…

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akent @stilgherrian @leslienassar cockroach knocks on bomb shelter door.. “hi I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”

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@BundyB That’s… that’s one word for it.

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Two things will survive nuclear war. 1. Cockroaches. 2. Walmart. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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@BundyB Heh. While I do object the perversion of the system (.tv for television, not Tuvalu), that’s rather precious behaviour.

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Some egg-with-a-single-tweet’s idea of “logic”. The poor possum feels a little threatened, I think. And rightly so. twitter.com/MatchExact/sta…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “New top-level domains a money grab and a mistake: Paul Vixie” zdnet.com/article/new-to…

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It’s true, @OdulBozkurt @BadAlbumCovers, one can never have enough. And I needed a new avatar for today. twitter.com/OdulBozkurt/st…

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Rob_Stott There’s a lot going on here pic.twitter.com/BSBxKgX9Ag

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CaerusUpdates We’re hiring! Applications for web application developer accepted at caerus.recruiterbox.com/jobs/fk0h8q6 twitter.com/charlie_simpso…

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Hey @Cloud_Awards? I have a few questions for Larry. pic.twitter.com/rktEY02l2S

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Wed plan, draft: Administrivia; 1018 train to Wentworth Falls; planning en route; remainder TBA, depending on the aforementioned planning.

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1followernodad sounds like a seal wrote this headline pic.twitter.com/MVg88mTV7e

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Wednesday. They said there would be cheese, really quite good cheese, and now you’re telling me there’s no cheese? Why? Wednesday.

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