Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 1st, 2016

I am going away now. You will have to spend the rest of the night without me.

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@kels_316 @MalwareJake You can never have too much unspecified cyber.

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Hey guys, Jake needs some help. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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@0x1C @nnwakelam @oberonsghost @jeamland We were thinking that. But it’s still not my problem.

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@0x1C @nnwakelam @oberonsghost I believe I also said something along the lines of “Meh. Not my problem.”

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@0x1C @nnwakelam @oberonsghost Lol. No. I told them “Well, anyway, our work is done here,” and @jeamland and I left.

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@nnwakelam @0x1C @oberonsghost “But these photos were not taken here?!” “That’s right. Anyone can send a photo.” “???!?!?”

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@nnwakelam @0x1C @oberonsghost Some of the PR staff were very confused? “These are not from you? Then who?” “We don’t know.”

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@nnwakelam @0x1C @oberonsghost Yes, literally any image sent to Instagram with that hashtag was being printed.

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richardlfarmer An interesting contrast: Reuters on Pell reuters.com/article/us-pop… and ABC abc.net.au/news/2016-03-0…

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@will_ock Get in line, I saw them first.

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News as tragic as, say, me choosing to give up my international football career. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Mon 06 Mar 1335 VA648 SYD-CBR;
Wed 08 Mar 1905 VA669 CBR-SYD.

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And, as the day’s plan specified, it is indeed @jeamland’s fault.

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I’ll post a “Tony Ate… at Eight!” each day at 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until I run out, or get bored. Contributions welcome.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #2: A voter doubts that Tony can fit the whole sausage in his mouth. (Photographer unknownpic.twitter.com/bkuhPnx8rlrl

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Are we having fun yet? I’ll leave you to it, folks. instagram.com/p/BCZy9vyCFj9/

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Yep, this is pretty much as expected… instagram.com/p/BCZyK_uiFjH/

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Yes, post a photo on Instagram with hashtag and it comes out that printer there…instagram.com/p/BCZwQ4XCFgs/PU

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Look, Amanda, I drink enough as it is, OK? twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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RealNickHodge Bloody Hell everyone. Watch your fucken language.

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Exactly. Why would a priest ever think about good and evil? Oh wait. twitter.com/noplaceforshee…

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<Insert standard joke about ‘Penrith’ and ‘reading’> twitter.com/DDsD/status/70…

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@ChiefDisrupter Well once it’s set up, there’d be all manner of uses.

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Maybe I should set up a Star Chamber.

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Science needs to investigate this. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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Innovators are actually like ants.

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I thought it was a “Mission: Impossible” film but I could be wrong. I’ve been wrong three or four times in the past. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Ah! @mamund tells us how innovators used to be brought before the Star Chamber, imprisoned, and their ears cut off. Fine idea!

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, “Operations” did. I’ll have to have a word with them when I get back to the office.

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“Austraia even has a special website to talk about innovation.” Yes it does, @mamund, and we laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Man, this IS getting serious! I’ll have to sort this out immediately! pic.twitter.com/gdxutLazU8

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Dear Costumer is having so many problems today… pic.twitter.com/syu9JQUIy0

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If the fire is in a tunnel, how will a helicopter help? twitter.com/russellmahoney…

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@verbatorium There is. And people leave gates open. So the sensor sends an SMS to the rangers to come close the gate.

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Next up, closing keynote for Day 1, “API: The ‘I’ Stands for Innovation” by @mamundhttp://au.apidays.io/abstracts.html#3901c51

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@PMBarraclough That’s possibly too much information. ;)

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A QLD IoT developer has used Telstra API for sensors in the 1000km rat-proof fence to report breaks in the fence by SMS.

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thetowncrier None of your business, and I guarantee the “journalist” is addicted to more than that. twitter.com/SourceBottle/s…

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My God, @GreenJ, they’ll be sending The Van around now! twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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craigthomler @frankarr: Telstra developed guiding principles for APIs - default positions but reasons win pic.twitter.com/2V4meL2qQr

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Oh THAT Sydney Push. I thought you might have been talking about something from the CURRENT century, that we’re well into now.

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swearyanthony I note @stilgherrian is in Melbourne twitter.com/theage/status/…

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If I ask what the “Sydney Push” is, will the answer cause me to laugh and laugh and laugh?

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In which @frankarr fondles the invisible melon and recaps Telstra’s vision for APIfication. pic.twitter.com/eOce8NjavZ

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Next up, “APIs at Telstra - One year on” with @frankarr au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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@AbstractCode This may surprise you, but my mind has already gone there.

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Tyro got its full banking license in Aug 2015, product launched Oct 2015. Company is now valued at “about half a unicorn”.

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Sensible security planning message from @evolvable: “Just assume villains are already inside your infrastructure.”

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I’ve just learned that there’s a thing called the “inverse Conway manoeuvre” and I am disturbed by it.

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Tyro has been building its own core banking system. We’re going deep down the rabbit-hole of how you do this.

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christinelove “Why do people like Markov-generated text?” you ask.

Actually, Markov was the mathematician; what generates the text is Markov’s monster

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@TawarRazaghi The moderation isn’t a monolithic “Twitter” but… well, who knows? Someone on poor wages working quickly.

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@TawarRazaghi I don’t know who Twitter users, but this might be an interesting, semi-related read. wired.com/2014/10/conten…

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Now on for me: “Building a Bank out of Microservices” with Graham Lea @evolvable from Tyro/ au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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@Reemski I suspect what you’re after would be the Privacy Act, or interpretations thereof. Check privacy.gov.au for explainers.

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ellinghausen 2:52pm pic.twitter.com/r4Ct1Gu0DY

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@BernardKeane Malcolm Turnbull reckons we need to respect all MPs.

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parisbcowan This guy is fitting in just fine twitter.com/LuchoGarcia14/…

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If I were @GrahamPerrettMP I’d be thinking, “Yeah, this was worth getting chucked out for.” twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…

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@jeamland Well, it’s Christopher Pyne, so I’m not entirely sure.

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So, Gartner Quadrants are now in the Hype Cycle Trough of Disillusionment… twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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notthatCate Miranda Devine doesn’t want you to see this profile The Bulletin did on her.So please share it. (Link now fixed)

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MarkDiStef Incredible scenes: The Australian turned a viral tweet by @THE_REAL_JMOORE into a column pic.twitter.com/bmAVV4deyQ

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@GreenJ @jeamland Not just a slogan, but a way of life.

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I think @craigthomler just said that he plans to turn the government into dog food.

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@jeamland @GreenJ They were nimble and agile in their not-doing.

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Big plug for data.gov.au by @craigthomler, especially the @ABSStats data sets and APIs.

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GreenJ omg omg omg omg … the reserve bank did nothing.

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Next up, “Strategic Impact of APIs on Government” with @craigthomler au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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And perhaps, @TurnbullMalcolm, MPs should respect every student? Perhaps remind them of that? twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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“I have a real issue with corporate social responsibility [programs]. Where your money is going is bullshit.” —@ChiefDisrupterr6

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There’s a TechFugees Melbourne on 15-17 April.

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So @ChiefDisrupter has just “volunteered” @developerjack @frankarr and me to work on a certain govtech projects.

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So @ChiefDisrupter is sick of three-night-stand hackathons and wants a proper relationship with us.

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“Google Australia boss Maile Carnegie to depart for new role as ANZ head of digital” mumbrella.com.au/google-austral… pic.twitter.com/6joHO40OGV

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TwoHeadlines Police Oscars Speech Was a Disservice to LGBT Youth

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Now on for me: “Tech sparking social change” with @ChiefDisrupter au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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OK, back to @APIdaysAU Conference in Melbourne. au.apidays.io Mute to avoid.

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Meanwhile. at the RSA Security Conference… twitter.com/JGamblin/statu…

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BernardKeane Shorter Abbott: do everything I failed to do when I was PM.

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_AdamTodd “No wrecking, no undermining, no sniping.” pic.twitter.com/eQkYNo2CPo

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@GreenJ That said, I think I would click through to the hamsters.

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frankarr “Perceptron” on @Wikipedia: learning new stuff en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptro… pic.twitter.com/03aSIhay1O

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We are now being introduced to the “Mark 1 perceptron”, which IBM on the path to Deep Blue and Watson. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptron

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In Japan, with people living longer, so average person will now have to manage at least pne chronic illness for 23 years.

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Next for me: “Unleashing the Power of People: Role of APIS in Connected Healthcare” with Tim Kelsey, Telstra Health.

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AwardsDarwin Not a single fuck given. pic.twitter.com/sBWti98Abn

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davpope Different policies, but a dystopian metaphor *snap* with Mr @roweafr this morning <today’s @canberratimes cartoon> pic.twitter.com/Kr3ccArPCw

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Shocking idea, this: make security part of the sprint team. APIdaysAU16 pic.twitter.com/jPaDCSdME9

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Meanwhile… “Catholic priest Fr Stephen Crossan ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’bbc.com/news/uk-northe…aom H@Hippopeteamusus

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Example: Have all APIs use a common authentication layer, so a change only needs testing once. pic.twitter.com/yN7fKDvFpC

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The solution being proposed is a security management layer. pic.twitter.com/sXMrXwV11H

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@jplonie I cut to the chase and just hate all people.

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Problem: It takes took just weeks to develop and test a certain API call, but a month to get it security-tested.

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There’s currently about 15,000 APIs listed at programmableweb.com and growing fast.

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Ah! @eldaravd is currently working on the API-first strategy at Telstra.

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Next up for me, “Agile API Security” with @eldaravd, starting in a few minutes. au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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GeneralBoles Journo - I feel so proud that Spotlight won an Oscar

Me - What was your last piece about

Journo - ’27 Hamsters That Gave Us All The Feels’

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I reckon @craigthomler can bugger off too. He knows why.

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frankarr Great tips from @RandomBlondeGuyon how to drive innovation in a large business pic.twitter.com/lQLNfRI8FQ

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I can see that @ChiefDisrupter and I will have a really big fight later today. Snarl.

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@ozdj @dobes How come you you have the good drugs today?

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scaganoff Common myths that hinder innovation pic.twitter.com/VUFL1U7ljf

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murpharoo *Hello Malcolm.* Tony Abbott, blending into history @mpbowers pic.twitter.com/1F4lpmeCCP

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Blight point to banking system. “This is a skyscraper. Anyone who builds a skyscraper with scrum needs their head read.”

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“We don’t have an API strategy. We have a customer strategy… APIs are the best way to reach the customer.”

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I won’t tweet all the words, but here’s NAB’s drivers for change. pic.twitter.com/dtZLtiJ1QC

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Next up, James Bligh, Snr Manager, Commercial Feasibility, National Australia Bank, on the last five years of their tech stuff.

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I fear that we’re going to be hearing a lot of Blockchain Magic™ today.

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Right. To the essential list of APIs, IoT, connectedness etc, the other common buzzword is “blockchain”.

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@NicholasFryer Yes. And they’re all CTOs for banks and insurance companies.

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Lots of other strategy points coming out, but I’ve fallen behind in the tweetage.

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That’s the hardware. HumanOS is a thing we call culture, which has things like parental lessons, schools, etc. (2/2)

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Sammartino just said that HumanOS hasn’t been updated in [some very ling time] ‘cos it’s in our DNA. No, he’s wrong. (1/2)

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Developers developers developers developers developers developers developers! twitter.com/timpoliti/stat…

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CORRECTION: The current speaker is Steve Sammartino not Steve Willmott. Sorry. I had the Day 2 program in front of me.

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@jadacormier Damn! You’re right. I had the program for Day 2 on screen. Bugger.

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3. Revenue-sharing, like what YouTube does with high-rating uploader. YouTube has zero creative directors.

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Try to beat Wikipedia: elapsed time between news of a death and it being on Wikipedia is now six seconds.

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2. Forget zero. Uber with zero cars? Bah! Wikipedia has zero academics and it’s 20 years old.

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Tesla ends up being able to sell them batteries, operating systems etc.

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1. Build your ecosystem first, like Elon Musk did with Tesla. Opened up patents to competitors, but he’s so far ahead he wins.

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Willmott is running through his suggestions for your strategy playbook in this new connected API-enamled world.

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Willmott recommends we all read @KurzweilAINews essay “The Law of Accelerating Returns” (2001) kurzweilai.net/the-law-of-acc…

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Steven Willmott says all the refrigerators etc being made in Guangzhou right now already have RFID readers.

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See the woman on the left in this photo? She loves bacon. She’d like some more bacon right now. Yummy crisp bacon. twitter.com/ChiefDisrupter…

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I’ll be tweeting from @APIdaysAU all day, so mute the hastag to avoid. Program at au.apidays.io

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Tue plan: @APIdaysAU Day 1 au.apidays.io, Jeff’s Shed (now); report on same for @zdnetaustralia; blame @jeamland.

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Oh I guess I’d better do this then, eh? pic.twitter.com/4NSalw963I

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I’ll post a “Tony Ate… at Eight!” each day at 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until I run out, or get bored. Contributions welcome.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #2: A voter doubts that Tony can fit the whole sausage in his mouth. (Photographer unknownpic.twitter.com/o0UPKehGK3K3

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Minerals come from the ground. Ginger root comes from the ground. It’s a mineral. What’s your problem? twitter.com/kevthecamel/st…

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SwiftOnSecurity Cisco and Fortinet signed information-sharing agreements with NATO today
1 blog.fortinet.com/post/fortinet-…
2 blogs.cisco.com/security/cisco…

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ClickHole This could’ve been really bad. Luckily the bully was just joking around so it’s okay! clickhole.com/r/3979tsd pic.twitter.com/19PtUv6s8d

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Who will benefit from Australia’s big new defence spend?” zdnet.com/article/who-wi…

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sfmnemonic If the All Writs Act has all the scope you say it has, FBI boosters, why did you think you needed CALEA in 1994?

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GonzoHacker Infosec Pro Tip: Everything is in beta until your check clears

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GonzoHacker Infosec Pro Tip: Make as much of the attack surface someone else’s responsibility as early as possible

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GonzoHacker Donald Trump / Martha Stewart

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Tue plan, draft: @APIdaysAU Day 1 au.apidays.io, Jeff’s Shed; report on same for @zdnetaustralia; blame @jeamland.

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TheOnion Area Teen Quickly Running Out Of Chances To Be First Openly Gay Anything onion.com/1TLG7sC pic.twitter.com/dQjWAWMW3Z

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Tuesday. Do not underestimate the mice. Tuesday.

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OH: “Woo! Crypt-o!”

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