Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 2nd, 2016

tha_rami Jetlag tips:

Flying West: avoid food, stay awake until after dinner on arrival, have dinner at the normal time.

Flying East: lol rekt

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I have tweeted this before but I shall tweet it again because why not. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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“Super Tuesday: Monica Lewinsky Shows Public Support for Hillary Clinton” worldnewsdailyreport.com/super-tuesday-…

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I’m posting a “Tony Ate… at Eight!” each day at 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until I run out, or get bored. Contributions welcome.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #3: Tony checks out another fat juicy sausage. (Photo: Angelo Soulasadelaidenow.com.au/news/national/…vpic.twitter.com/dv1ZYW2Q1u1u

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@reselsnark @ABCmediawatch Oh, AS them! Every time @TheRealPBarry emphasises a word, his eyebrows shoot up!

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I’m watching this week’s @ABCmediawatch, I’ve noticed that @TheRealPBarry’s eyebrows work like VU meters, and now can’t unsee it.

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NewtonMark Paramount puts hundreds of full movies on YouTube for free. musicbusinessworldwide.com/paramount-pict…

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TwoHeadlines Matthew McConaughey called for Americans to rise up over climate change

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Now playing: David Bowie’s “Golden Years” youtube.com/watch?v=TKUy6y…

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SBSNews Australia’s oldest wild platypus found in Melbourne bit.ly/1QKxCsG pic.twitter.com/KeXdbpMsk3

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@not_that_CK Can’t talk. Pouring curry sauce onto bacon.

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@not_that_CK Oh yeah. And the salad is crisp, and the chips cooked perfectly. This is a good’un.

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@not_that_CK Yes. And the thing that looks like gravy is “Irish curry”. Very nice all round.

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@jpwarren That would be lovely. It totally depends on energy levels. Mistress Insomnia has been very insistent this week.

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Didn’t @sportsbetcomau have President Trump at $3.50 the other day? Well it’s $3.00 now. sportsbet.com.au/betting/politi… pic.twitter.com/v0kPnoBF9Q

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Who will benefit from Australia’s big new defence spend?” zdnet.com/article/who-wi…

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@jpwarren I’m presuming that I’ll be catching the back up the hill, after dinner, but I haven’t thought it through yet.

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Well this sounds like a cosy gathering. twitter.com/Kieran_Gilbert…

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Ah, great to see @SarahDingleABC is on the case for this one. twitter.com/BackgroundBrie…

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@aimee_maree My pleasure. OzHarvest does great work.

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sawaba Bad demo excuse: Internet connection. Remember, you may also one day use this product from a crappy Internet connection.

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pressdarling stop posting pics w “WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂” as the caption it didn’t magically appear on yr screen ya knob

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SwiftOnSecurity Hello.
It’s me.
Chris Christie.
I was wondering.
If after all these press conferences.
I could be alone to weep. pic.twitter.com/xqfKA35j2X

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Thank you, @scaganoff and team for another fine @APIdaysAU conference.

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@dsturnbull I would never be sarcastic, obviously.

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melissabroder brb, sexualizing the nothingness

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Well, here’s a certain person’s new nickname sorted. pic.twitter.com/2lNzMtmdMN

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@jpwarren That’s when I’m arriving back in Sydney, sort of. Flight touches down around 1730.

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There’s an estimate [citation needed] that says IoT could save the US health system $100 billion over the next four years.

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Here’s an example: Monitor leaf health of crops, you can reduce water consumption by 25% to 45%.

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Next up: “IOT and APIs - Bringing business to life outside the office” by @developerjack au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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@p_ansell @pblakez I asked about scaling, and will probably write up the answer tomorrow.

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Welcome to the Byzantime Generals problem. pic.twitter.com/XFTycClLAl

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“We’ll run out of new Bitcoins about the same time as the Singularity,” says Williams with a hand-wave. Humans are screwed.

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Don’t verbal me. “Things just catch fire sometimes,” it says. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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Note that the word “blockchain” isn’t in Satoshi’s original Bitcoin paper. pic.twitter.com/TfPuqtneSr

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“What problems could [the blockchain] solve? Apparently everything at this stage.”

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And now, a slide of a still from the move Kung Fu”. I always enjoy Williams’ presentations.

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Williams: “I haven’t seen anything hyped so much in a short period of time as blockchain.”

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Williams says the next Miss World will probably say she wants to solve third world hunger with the blockchain.

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Next up: “Blockchain: Irrational Exuberance or the Solution for Everything?” with Peter Williams, Deloitte Centre for the Edge.

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I am continuing to tweet from @APIdaysAU au.apidays.io and you should mute to avoid.

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@sammartino And then institutions change more slowly than that.

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@sammartino Oh agreed, yes. Culture change takes a couple generations, I guess: people have to grow up in a new culture to be full members.

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umairh Wow, this is freaking me out. Look at how Christie’s looking at Trump! Like he’s been re-educated, dominated, totally broken. WTF.

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JohnBarronUSA Chris Christie has the enthusiasm of a hostage video. Is he blinking “help me” in Morse code?

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I’m guessing the @crikey_news headline “Labor’s gay marriage conversion” doesn’t mean what I’m thinking.

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@KrazyKarl910 Sadly that’s so, so true. From the outside, there’s such a sense of “What the actual fuck were you guys thinking?”

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@KrazyKarl910 He’s not really winning at all this, is he.

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We simply MUST give Kanye more money! twitter.com/rorybaust/stat…

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@Viss But lavender is nice. Also, “epitome”.

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“Anti-Gay”? Mate, just look into those dreamy, come-to-bed eyes! twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@Viss Mate, you’re way behind the pace! It’s all been fixed! twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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@phbarratt Given the AFP investigation into @FarrellPF’s source, this would be entirely appropriate.

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@DDsD Rinse and spin? I suspect so.

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I know I should’ve said “stock photo” not “clip art”, but I ran out of characters and really don’t care.

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So, they improved the washing machines for customers. (But the story is from China. Clip art racism?) pic.twitter.com/55lfpxUVV6

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This is excellent news reportage and I would like to see more of it on @abcnews. twitter.com/jameswest2010/…

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Chinese firm provides cameras in schools. Parents can log in, watch kids in class, scold them for failures when they get home.

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Would you like to see some details of the presenter’s son? pic.twitter.com/6ca1Tb517t

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“Rolling the pie”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh, Twitter is only down 60% while Facebook is up 40%. They’ll easily* make it up.

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Next up, “APIs - centre of the universe, or edge of the galaxy?” with Andrew Cutler, Software AG. au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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@jdub [Nods.] Emphasis was on managers making sure API strategy was led by business-value thinking, not tech thinking.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AND I HOPE I GET A PONY. twitter.com/TheDanAnimal/s…

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These are excellent change-management questions. pic.twitter.com/9RngHwG1Kx

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@jdub His message is making sure your strategy is to provide the most value to the most people, in the context of a move-to-API manoeuvre.

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@jdub Not sure of the metric, but the context was that of all the variables that affect the success of an API project, this one ain’t top.

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Yeah this one didn’t go down so well with this audience… pic.twitter.com/uAuz78uWX7

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“Even if your company has a Jeff Bezos Momwent and showers you with…” — no I’ma stop you right there, brU16

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There’s never been a more exciting time to leak confidential government documents. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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They terminated the manager, and their tender flesh was ground down for a new range of nuggets. twitter.com/Tesseraconteur…

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Tesseraconteur Holy shit 💖 pic.twitter.com/kztMV905Re

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TommyIsBS The ‘ted cruz is the zodiac killer’ meme is terrible. Its some bullshit his campaign came up with to make him seem more likeable.

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Yes, cyber people, this is also important in Australia. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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Live AI demo is going rogue.

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Well this is why @frankarr is more important than Telstra. ;) twitter.com/frankarr/statu…

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This is an excellent Hi-Viz Squizz happening here. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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Speaker is Steven Willmott, CEO of 3Scale. He’s already said “agile”.

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First: “Entering the Platform Age: How to create genuine value for Internal and External API Consumers” au.apidays.io/abstracts.html…

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@aqualung It was a colour printer, not 3D. But check Instagram for .

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normative (The other half of the time, you’re still left going “WTF was that?”)

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normative Johnson’s like the Colombo of HJC. You’re like “Where the hell is he going with this?” & about half the time it’s somewhere super insightful

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You don’t have to know a single thing about American politics to know what’s happening here. twitter.com/normative/stat…

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normative OH A HANK JOHNSON QUESTION. BRACE YOURSELF.

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neiljrubenking F-Secure Sense whole-network protection due summer. This is a prototype. Salmon sold separately. pic.twitter.com/wSBuFQmnNz

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For some reason the guys at the Axway stand today haven’t set up their printer that would print whatever people on the internet sent it.

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“If you want a vision of the future, imagine poorly-composed photographs of food on a human’s plate — forever.”

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benpobjie I suggest Jay Leno twitter.com/lukeoneil47/st…

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dobes What else are you going to do in there? twitter.com/Mumbrellanews/…

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@davoski22 Clearly I have no idea what you mean. No idea at all.

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“We need a blockchain for people, like Soylent Green.” —@frankarrr

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Telstra Health is basically winning the vendor area by providing a barista and device charging stations.

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So yeah, I’ll be tweeting from @APIdaysAU again today. au.apidays.io Mute to avoid.

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Props to the buoys! (Sorry not sorry.) instagram.com/p/BCbOeJxCFpQ/

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@sylmobile Oh that’s in the queue, don’t worry.

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The second most beautiful word in the English language. pic.twitter.com/TNuFNdXlL5

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It is important to celebrate Tony Abbott’s close personal relationship with meat. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ChiefDisrupter I’ve already started walking to Jeff’s Shed.

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I’m posting a “Tony Ate… at Eight!” each day at 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until I run out, or get bored. Contributions welcome.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #3: Tony checks out another fat juicy sausage. (Photo: Angelo Soulasadelaidenow.com.au/news/national/…vpic.twitter.com/cLV1pi7xu2u2

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Suddenly remembering that I first said this about Soapy in 2013. zdnet.com/article/ignora… pic.twitter.com/JZEz3X6RSu

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@cspanJeremy Thanks very much. I’ll be watching at a more convenient AEDT time.

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I’m hoping some Nice Americans will tell me later where I can watch the recording of Comey’s testimony on C-SPAN or wherever.

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See? “Nuanced conversation”! twitter.com/xeni/status/70…

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JimmyJazz1968 I’m practicing Mindfulness by carefully scanning your tweets for spelling and grammatical errors, then bringing them to your attention.

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FarrellPF Well isn’t that interesting - police advice suggests pill testing already legal in NSW gu.com/p/4h7xf?CMP=Sh… good story from @Paul_Karp

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As opposed to the beautifully nuanced conversation we’re having now… twitter.com/CSMPasscode/st…

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glengyron Those CIA backed Apple Stores in Raqqa look a bit silly now. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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thegrugq Comey: this has profound implications for the fight against ISIL

Er…if they catch you using an iPhone in the caliphate they behead you, bro

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hsusi I was bit surprised that have so nice houses! ? Who pays? pic.twitter.com/GgdpurOGNy

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leslienassar Is… is that a threat? twitter.com/alexeheath/sta…

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metroadlib Turned around JUST to get a picture of this.
Down the road from my parents’ house. pic.twitter.com/6pqDLMizpF

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I understand that there’ll be a significant announcement from Brandistan today.

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This tweet by @dannolan has reminded me of my “Burnt out sofa, burnt out life” (2007) twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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Wed plan, draft: Discuss bacon with @ChiefDisrupter; @APIdaysAU Day 2 all day au.apidays.io; evening in Melbourne TBA.

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Putting Facebook executives into prison, eh? What an excellent idea. Where do we send the list? twitter.com/astepanovich/s…

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“Not to be sexist, but I can’t vote for the leader of the free world to be a woman.” twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell…

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Wednesday. There is a large one, and a slightly smaller one that is slightly shinier. Which one do you choose? Wednesday.

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