Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 19th, 2016

@michaelmeloni Nope, though they’re all formatted the same way and are easily searchable. They are of the moment. Well, scheduled.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #20: Tony receives a vision of Jesus in a package of raw beef. (Photo: Alex Ellinghausenpic.twitter.com/DbH8UhEuVpVp

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until the meat is off.

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Just 15 minutes until (the repeat of) that magic time…

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@joannejacobs Well if HE sniffed basil he would’ve ended up with TWO scorpions in his brain.

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“Siri, what is the meaning of ‘Backpfeifengesicht’?” twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…

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@R_Chirgwin I am well aware that saying A does not mean that you said not-B. Careful of getting a scorpion in your brain.

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Mind you, Nicholas Culpeper was an annoying hipster. pic.twitter.com/Q6mOwzXWtT

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@R_Chirgwin @diva_ex_machina “A French physician affirms an acquaintance of his, by common smelling to it, had a scorpion bred in his brain”

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@R_Chirgwin Tell us more about Malcolm Turnbull.

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They’re announcing support for Donald Trump’s campaign? twitter.com/motherboard/st…

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Yeah, I tweeted once, and look what happened.

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@chrisrauchle Yeah, my movements change at too short a notice for that to be viable. Anyway, I’m in Sydney often enough.

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@agentbrasidas This was many years ago, south of Adelaide near Mount Compass. I’d link to a page with a map, but it’s broken.

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Bullshit. It’s perfectly possibly to fail at something you’ve done before. twitter.com/joshrowe/statu…

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God I love wedge-tailed eagles. A pair of them lived across the road from our farm. I spent hours watching them hunt rabbits and lambs.

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“(Slow-Mo) 2m Wedge-Tailed Eagle takes down Drone - Australia (Eagle is Fine)” youtube.com/watch?v=UU8sJ8…

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neverjessie Dudes literally have no idea what no make-up looks like pic.twitter.com/wA4yceib5h

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@RealNickHodge That is a bad tweet and you should feel bad.

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They get THREE and I don’t even get one. It’s just not fair. twitter.com/planet4589/sta…

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@michaelneale Well if that’s the case I’m charging extra. You never know where they’ve been.

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To judge by the wild shouting from the adjacent room, several gentlemen are pleased with the galloping speed of one horse in particular.

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feed_the_chooks And where now for man raised by puffins?

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@alexkidman THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS @jendudley AND I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME ANSWERS.

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jendudley Just watched a woman take a selfie with a cereal box in the supermarket. Aliens, take us.

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TwoHeadlines Starbucks, Office Depot Slam US Government: It Is “Simply Wrong”

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@mumbletwits It can’t have taken effect yet. I’d better get another schooner.

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“A race to the bottom,” you say? Goodness me. twitter.com/PaulCunningham…

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@zackster Wot? No, look, please try to play attention. I’m here for your benefit, you know.

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Shit. It’s Easter next weekend. That’s going to be inconvenient, from a financial point of view. A week of $20 blow jobs ahead, I guess.

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Hmmm. That medication is labelled “Avoid alcohol”, so I washed it down with a beer. I’m sure this is a good strategy.

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Well I hope you practice catch-and-release, @scottcarson1957, ‘cos you can’t keep that in your bathtub. twitter.com/scottcarson195…

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I tried this once. They sent the van around. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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True. Plus lakes and lakes of moonshine. Plus we can ambush the stagecoaches and steal the ladies’ necklaces. twitter.com/Taco_Lad/statu…

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I’m noticing all these price differences ‘cos I need to decide where I’ll be living next. No rush, but I should start planning soon.

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Another cost of being in the Mountains: Certain prescription meds cost me $44.17 up there. At a discount pharmacy in Sydney, under $22.

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BREAKING: The chef at The Royal in Leichhardt has already scored more than 150 likes for his new Facebook face pic. Yes, just his face.

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While your cow is indeed lovely, @jpwarren, she can’t beat Gigi. twitter.com/NPRFood/status…

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jturner_ibrs “Man dies after being found in South Melbourne”

Post hoc ergo propter hoc? m.theage.com.au/victoria/man-d…

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amyhoy THIS IS A TEXT FROM OUR EXTERMINATOR
we’ve decided to try to persuade him to write a tell-all book pic.twitter.com/Cqnw9UwlLp

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chris23 Crying tears for the proletariat twitter.com/billboard/stat…

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GordyPls I saw a woman with a tattoo today that said simply “Matthew 12:11” which is a verse about how it’s ok to rescue your sheep on Sunday

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@kestert At least I think you’ll agree that THIS is some solid science right here. fusion.net/story/282538/j…

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@dmeeze @R_Chirgwin Excellent work, @AusElectoralCom! Not sure what I can do with this information other than laugh, though.

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So, that story about low-IQ and “pseudo-profound bullshit” I tweeted this morning? It’s not as solid as I’d hoped. twitter.com/kestert/status…

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“Why I Spend One Hour Every Day Reading Resumes”, writes @NetSuite CEO @ZachNelson inc.com/zach-nelson/wh…

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@michaelneale “Ask nicely,” eh? I might be able to manage that. I just need to have a porpoise, I guess.

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@davispg Oh. I’ve closed the shell now. I guess I’ll never know.

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@davispg And it’s IN THE CLOUD, so it must be good.

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“Sign up for a free trial and you’ll get $300 in credit and 60 days to explore Google Cloud Platform,” it says at the top of my screen.

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So, um, this Google Cloud Shell thing is actually true. console.cloud.google.com pic.twitter.com/luXCRYQ6Qa

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securestep9 Discovered Google gives anyone with Gmail account a FREE with Debian 7 VM/5Gb: console.cloud.google.com/cloudshell pic.twitter.com/uktuF3Ztqs

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bitcoin_txt “being your own bank” provides a ton of flexibility.

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This is not unreasonable. When we ran “The Core” magazine in Adelaide, our letters editor was a pink plastic bear. twitter.com/armurray1/stat…

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armurray1 “The is coming here?”
“Correct Commander. He is most displeased with your lack of progress.” pic.twitter.com/bvzqobQmfn

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So these “pizza delivery robots” can’t actually deliver, but have to sulk in the street until you come out to them. twitter.com/internetofshit…

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internetofshit ¯\_💩_/¯ twitter.com/9to5toys/statu…

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hintz How do I open this fridge?
“Your administrator has blocked the access to this website”
@internetofshit pic.twitter.com/3CNWjSYmUf

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“We’ve reached out to Buckingham Palace for comment, and will update as soon as we hear back.”

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“Is Ted Cruz the Tragically Deceased Princess Diana?” gawker.com/is-ted-cruz-th… pic.twitter.com/WI6UdzzPrz

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Sat plan: Organisational bricolage; errands, Leichhardt and perhaps beyond; sloth, mostly; stare into the void.

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@AbstractCode @incorrect Have you guys been comparing notes? But it’s not Nembutal, ‘cos there’s patient testimony.

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For $300 an “ex-felon Oklahoma doctor” injects you with his “Jesus Shot” (contents unknown) to cure pain forever. fusion.net/story/282538/j…

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I’m assuming this is just a video of @alexkidman and @adam_turner laughing for 10 minutes. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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Sydney Harbour Bridge, photographed from Circular Quay on 22 December 2015. pic.twitter.com/szSeJRP46f

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Sydney Harbour Bridge, photographed on its 75th birthday in 2007, when we walked across it. pic.twitter.com/cP2dKBsnGZ

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maasmuseum Can you imagine without it? The Harbour Bridge opened in 1932! ma.as/389410 pic.twitter.com/s9vkhNOlwp

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Adds “” to the mute filters, joining “”, “snowden”, “assange”, ”, and “glitter”.

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I probably should’ve tagged this tweet so it reaches the right audience. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Reminder: “Scientists find a link between low intelligence and acceptance of ‘pseudo-profound bullshit’” (Dec 2015) independent.co.uk/news/science/s…

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@claudegohier @leslienassar No dramas. I daresay I don’t write very clearly on the weekend.

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@claudegohier @leslienassar That’s right, yes. What are you trying to tell me?

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So about the same as vegetarianism or left-handedness, for which we routinely make appropriate arrangements. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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“Senate voting changes pass – how do we elect the upper house now?” (with mansplaining pictheconversation.com/senate-voting-…9pic.twitter.com/YtbhD25I6q6q

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“Take a peek inside this New York mansion abandoned for 40 years” homestolove.com.au/take-a-peek-in… Ping @ApostrophePong.

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guardianstyle It would be something like this:
theonion.com/article/4-copy… twitter.com/clairebbbear/s…

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“The [F/A-18] speaks in a Tennessee twang that sounds a lot like Loretta Lynn in the middle of a very bad day.” bloomberg.com/features/2016-…

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The actual sound of the F/A-18 flight system is NOT one of those ethereal computer voices. soundcloud.com/bloomberg-soun… bloomberg.com/features/2016-…

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Sat plan, draft: Sloth, mostly, though two brief errands will be necessary; some organisational bricolage, perhaps; stare into the void.

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until the meat is off.

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Tony Ate… at Eight! #20: Tony receives a vision of Jesus in a package of raw beef. (Photo: Alex Ellinghausenpic.twitter.com/IuksFFUyFrFr

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “US government demands for vendors’ source code are nothing new” zdnet.com/article/us-gov…

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@RichardTuffin Or, say, other people letting @LinkedIn see their contacts, and finding you in their address book?

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@RichardTuffin @LinkedIn You didn’t, but how do you know it’s based on email not, say analysis of common contacts in your social graph?

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“Millions of Android devices vulnerable to new Stagefright exploit”, and it’s called Metaphor. wired.co.uk/news/archive/2…

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“Apple engineers rebel, refuse to work on iOS amid FBI iPhone battle”, writes @shaundnichols theregister.co.uk/2016/03/18/app…

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@Lyall That’s quite a bit of custard.

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fanfiction_txt Bulma was tired. She was also very horney. “God, being on this trip hasn’t left me hardly any time to have masturebate or anything.

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Saturday. If you could start your life over again, knowing what you know now, would more custard be involved? Why? 150 words. Saturday.

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