Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 21st, 2016

I didn’t realise you could buy the Attorney-General as a soft toy. twitter.com/KymHuynh/statu…

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LettersDesk HELLO? YEAH, I’M ON THE TRAIN… pic.twitter.com/mYKM0Xnljo

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ieatanddrink I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

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Tony Ate… at Eigh2a: “If I see it, I eat it,” Tony told Men’s Fitnessdailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tony-…jpic.twitter.com/t46Zt49h0g0g

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until there are no more sausages.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #22: Naked Sausage Man will gaze at Tony until he grabs another sausaage. (Photo: News Corppic.twitter.com/JCTM7owQULUL

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SenatorSurfer Tomorrow morning at 9 is the first Senate hearing into the acquisition of the F35 Joint Strike Fighter. pic.twitter.com/2EgiifxlpV

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@gths I know, it’s all terribly confusing.

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“Here’s A Book That’s Just Full Of Shirtless Irish Farmers,” for some reason. buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli… pic.twitter.com/Y4QMJgZ5iC

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MrDenmore Since Abbott was elected, household debt to income is up from 168% to 185%; private wage growth has fallen from 2.8% to 2.0%, a record low

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Crawling into a warmer place.

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“Delusions of Adequacy”, yes, I must remember that. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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Definitely snuffling.

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@firstdogonmoon Surely, though, you’re not expecting me to make sense?

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@firstdogonmoon Things generally get better the further you go down. Like today’s thing.

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MT [REDACTED], re “sad fucks in the gallery”: If you get off on House of Cards bullshit, why not ask Turnbull to push you under a train?

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Forget Australian politics. This here is something that we all really do need to think about. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@murpharoo I can imagine! And just three more months to go. I hope you’re stocking up on chocolate and absinthe.

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jeamland I mean obviously in theory we should have as well for balance but, well, I don’t have to spell that out. @stilgherrian

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jeamland Hey @stilgherrian, should be a thing?

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I’m just glad I have permanently muted, along with a flock of dull political tribalists.

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It is my sad duty to confirm that what James says here is true. It’s going to be a long three months. twitter.com/j_hutch/status…

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jeamland I wonder if Turnbull’s boudoir performance is up there with his political performance…

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Yeah let me think this through for a while… twitter.com/peter_tl/statu…

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Again with the sulphuric acid, eh? Go Queensland! twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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So, Lord Wentworth is on @abc730 at 1930, then Crusader Rabbit is on @PMOnAir at 2100. What a night ahead! twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Gosh, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week! twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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OK, today’s plan was mostly achieved. Sadly, the most stressful item wasn’t one of the items accomplished. Sulking will now commence.

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Yes, this is exactly the sort of thing I was thinking of. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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markhumphries I think I just took a photo of a metaphor. pic.twitter.com/Zrhk7cD0o4

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I’d like @TheFeedSBS to explore this format further. “We lock 50 people in X for the ultimate debate on Y” twitter.com/TheFeedSBS/sta…

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TheFeedSBS We lock 50 people in a pub for the ultimate debate on Australia’s lockout laws. Tune in tomorrow 7.30pm @SBS2
amp.twimg.com/v/f024779f-6a2…

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I think that’s quite enough plugging for @firstdogonmoon, or people might start to talk.

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In fact, that’s something you could say about @firstdogonmoon generally. “There are better bits further down.”

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That said, there are even better bits further down. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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True. This is very good and excellent on-hold messaging indeed. twitter.com/Antipaganda/st…

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“Is it on? It’s on! And the real question for voters is: has Malcolm achieved anything at all?”, by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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In which the Attorney-General calls out Mark Dreyfus’ “surprising ignorance of constitutional practice”. pic.twitter.com/ztvSAofPkY

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MarkDiStef This little video of young Turnbull slamming double dissolution threats is very funny now buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/N8F8jHuunk

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davpope Ideas Boom: the Captain’s kickstarter <my cartoon following today’s Federal Politics Live smh.com.au/federal-politi…> pic.twitter.com/Ip9g2o1Pt6

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I haven’t, but now I want to phone them as ask to be put on hold so I can experience it. twitter.com/DavePDavidson/…

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mumbletwits Tony feeling very left out right now.

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There should be a law against using 10-second music loops as on-hold music when you’re on hold for 10 minutes.

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Well , it’s just four days until Good Friday… twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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NuclearAnthro Skyshine!
Duck & Cover also for the 300mph toilet seat headed for your skull

@michaelb8309 pic.twitter.com/tZCEqC4gnq

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@NuclearAnthro @GeorgeWHerbert Obviously that’s the grown-up thing to do, yes.

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BuzzFeedOzPol Sky News commentator Ross Cameron on Glenn Lazarus: “I regard him as an emasculated lump of lard”

WHAT.

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expectproblems omg.

OH: “Who was it the other day who described @billshortenmp as a ‘shit Martin Freeman’?”

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@arcadiagt5 @NuclearAnthro @GeorgeWHerbert I’m disappointed that they’re two different ships.

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BernardKeane so was @TurnbullMalcolm’s humiliation of @ScottMorrisonMP deliberate, or did he just not care very much? And which is worse?

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@NuclearAnthro @GeorgeWHerbert Yes. And here’s some information on how you can diagnose cockchafers. agric.wa.gov.au/mycrop/diagnos…

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thhamilton Obamas in Havana are coming down the stairs.
Obamas in Havana are coming down in pairs. pic.twitter.com/spcemhNSjC

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GreenJ just sayin. pic.twitter.com/UdzBVisI1c

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Oh dear God, Mr Morrison, noooooooo! twitter.com/parisbcowan/st…

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I don’t know what this means, but I’m definitely interested. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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TheFix Sometimes in life you’re Northern Iowa on Friday night. Other times you’re Northern Iowa on Sunday night.

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@michaelneale I am disappointed that you could even think such a thing about me.

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@semibogan Perhaps there should be an interactive game, where you arrange pentesters and reversers in the centipede-order you prefer

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@semibogan Is “bug chaining” like The Human Centipede?

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It used to be called the Bay of Pigs, but with cutbacks and inflation it’s now just the Barrel of Pork. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Yes, I suppose that for the Republicans, 1854 is indeed “tomorrow”. twitter.com/BeschlossDC/st…

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timdunlop “Tony?” “Yes?” “The Australian here.” “Hi.” “Could you do us 800 non-snipey words about the election?” “I thought you’d never ask…”

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@michaelneale Indeed. There’s some technical detail in the comments on the follow-up post. stilgherrian.com/enmore/sydney-…

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firstdogonmoon rip in peace ricky lambie

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DamienCWalker Cabinet Government starts tomorrow twitter.com/FJKeany/status…

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firstdogonmoon not only is it on, it’s going to be an absolute charnel house of incompetence and bastardry from beginning to end - i cannot wait

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firstdogonmoon there has never been a more exciting time to be a narcissistic, ham fisted, bitter, vengeful culture warrior

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murpharoo Hi everyone and welcome to today’s edition of pass the ABCC bill or the puppy gets it. We’re live on Politics Live gu.com/p/4hmvq/stw

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jonoabroad DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF WHISLT IN PUBLIC

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You can tell the Governor-General is no-nonsense ex-military. Turnbull sends a detailed letter. GG says “Yep OK.” twitter.com/_AdamTodd/stat…

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_AdamTodd Here’s the PM’s letter to the Governor-General, and the GG’s response pic.twitter.com/HinLXDIOgD

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HouseofCards .@TurnbullMalcolm I admire your methodology, Prime Minister. If you don’t like how the table is set, turn over the table.

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Oh great. Flights have been routed to use SYD runway 16R, which means radio comms keep knocking out the wi-fi.

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@dobes Antony Green / Ian Macdonald.

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This is all a bit much for a rainy Monday morning.

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kcarruthers it’s on! twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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leighsales Don’t miss tonight - my guest is the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

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alexkidman If I’m not wrong, I think the current ideal headline would be “iPhone SE Nude Kardashian Pics: How do they affect a DD election?”

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dufussy And so this falls into the middle of an unending stream of Australian politics tweets.
It could not be more perfect. twitter.com/breakthehuddle…

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denhamsadler Summary of Turnbull’s announcement: pic.twitter.com/NcyN44zapR

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PhillipMHudson One hour ago Scott Morrison said budget would be on May 10. Now Turnbull says its May 3.

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@InkThemes Hi, in your InfoWay theme, does the post slider work with pages as well as posts?

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Jeff_Sparrow By giving Bolt a daily show, Sky has missed a chance to showcase this awesome program youtube.com/watch?v=9ybKTH…

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@KrazyKarl910 Thanks, Karl. It’s good to know that I’m Making A Difference.

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marcuskelson somehow I think there’s a reason heterosexual men being discriminated against and Boaty McBoat Face appeared on the same day.

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I’m farting so voluminously today that Australia won’t be able to meet its emission targets until at least 2035.

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@dobes @Patrickavenell Thanks. Looks like there’s a new Twitter avatar in this.

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@dobes @Patrickavenell Wow. Did you catch her name? I think I’m in love.

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Even worse. He’s an Indonesian Muslim Kenyan Manchurian Candidate. twitter.com/yinettesys/sta…

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Mon plan: Work through my list of geek-for-hire tasks, mostly in WordPress; story pitches; solve Easter cashflow problem; blog post; sloth.

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@yinettesys Shoosh. Be careful, of they’ll send The Van.

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yinettesys That was no typo, Twitter is an illuminati plot to make us believe in all the holograms they got like Donald Trump

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@Patrickavenell @dobes Chemtrails usually do. Because they’re in the sky.

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yinettesys Hey @twitter congratulations on 100 years of operation.

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@dobes @Patrickavenell In a speech I once said “the lowest common denominator of FM radio’s breakfast team of Blockhead and The Minge.”

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Today is Harmony Day, apparently, so that can fuck right off for starters.

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APDiploWriter A pool report for the ages: pic.twitter.com/fdOPNEqKZ2

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@ozdj I’ll add the shitlisters to the list.

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Proposition: Any mechanical device with blue LEDs is bullshit. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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“Malcolm Turnbull’s popularity falls into negative territory in Newspoll”, writes @Paul_Karp theguardian.com/australia-news…

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So Twitter is 10 years old today, 21 March, and we’ll doubtless hear lots about that as the day unfolds. twitter.com/TwitterAU/stat…

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@jodiem What? You don’t think George Christensen is cute and cuddly? For shame!

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mrchrisaddison “This is the news.” - News presenters on The News.

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Tony Ate… at Eigh2a: “If I see it, I eat it,” Tony told Men’s Fitnessdailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tony-…jpic.twitter.com/VSBuoXyYTxTx

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Tony Ate… at Eight #22: Naked Sausage Man will gaze at Tony until he grabs another sausaage. (Photo: News Corppic.twitter.com/CsZn7j001313

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until there are no more sausages.

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DougStanhope Don’t get excited. Scott Biao is only trending for endorsing Trump. He’s not dead.

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The future of the media in one screen grab. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…

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“Hacking the Sun “? Don’t get ahead of yourselves, Earthlings. twitter.com/gordonwhitehea…

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“Highways gutted American cities. So why did they build them?” Great feature by @josephstromberg vox.com/2015/5/14/8605…

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“… after which they’ll make their own coffins, and dig their own graves.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw-jail-…5lpic.twitter.com/ED83BQFL3z3z

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jameswest2010 For those of you wondering, I isolated the Pantone arrangement of the face: pic.twitter.com/uYwXyPqSzL

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Further alleged plans may be found in “Weekly Wrap 302: Rain, rest, and the equinox” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/30… pic.twitter.com/4nwhSUd9nE

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Mon plan, draft: Work through my list of geek-for-hire tasks, mostly in WordPress; story pitches; solve Easter cashflow problem; blog post.

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@andrewdotnich Oddly enough, I have thought of issuing horoscopes.

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@BundyB Every single thing is a mistake.

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@BundyB Oh mistakes have certainly already been made. Error is eternal.

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Monday. Mistakes will be made, They say, and even the few which aren’t your fault will be blamed on you. They will make sure of it. Monday.

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