Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 22nd, 2016

@clairebbbear Let’s wait until the bodies are cold, eh?

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benpobjie Your tweets are bad

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@paulwiggins @martinwalsh @ABCmediawatch Sure, but my gut feeling is that that’s not what happened here.

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@ireckon Perhaps the t-shirt is more important.

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Maybe I should develop Dwayne Arsehat and his program ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’ into a series. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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mschenk Hey Terrorists… Pisses On You! pic.twitter.com/yKUYCj4qHJ

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wearesocialau .@NetflixANZ’s House of Cards tweet got a little bit lost and somehow ended up in the paper. pic.twitter.com/mfrCO2dqqV

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@martinwalsh Someone just told me that was the case, but I was watching something else. @ABCmediawatch

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@ABCmediawatch I saw that @MailOnline had run with it, so maybe that was the path to air.

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@ABCmediawatch So, @ABCNews24 apparently just screened 2011 footage from a Russian airport as Brussels footage. twitter.com/Gomisan/status…

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Tony Ate… at Eigh3a: For more of Tony’s Adventures with Koalas, setheguardian.com/world/gallery/…G6

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Tony Ate… at Eight #23: Angela Merkel can’t believe Tony wants her to eat a koala. (Photo: Andrew Taylor/G20 Austpic.twitter.com/lccov2E7AJAJ

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and vice versa. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until it ends.

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“Suspicions” and “at least some”, eh? Well I’m glad we’ve finally got definitive information. twitter.com/RoseGWhite/sta…

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@Baulked1 @Brian_M_Carr You can drop me from this thread, guys, this is a conversation I’ve seen many times before.

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@corduroy And that’s why I was primed to suspect a Rickroll.

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@corduroy No, not at all. I was about to do something very similar with footage of ducks or goats or something.

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@Baulked1 @Brian_M_Carr Number of people not “blown into several pieces” in Brussels today: 7,410,222,000 (approx). Perspective please.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/ow/status/7121…

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Well there’s my KPIs sorted for tonight. I’m off to watch some videos.

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Already, people are tweeting a video from 2011 under the impression it’s from Brussels today.

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, terrorism in Belgium. Three studio guests will speculate live. I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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@Data01 @ppiixx @onthemedia You’re preaching to the choir here, Sir. :)

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@Data01 @ppiixx @onthemedia That’s a bit harsh. “Caring” is OK. But as I say, most people have no need to worry or obsess over it.

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@snurb_dot_info And reports of another at a metro station.

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Far more important: :Star Wars Symphonic Suite”, played by Jelani Eddington at the Sanfilippo Wurlitzer.youtube.com/watch?v=I2S72e…

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LaTrioli Oh lord this is going to be a long election campaign. twitter.com/greg_marinelab…

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@monsoontrader Thank you. It’s perfect for this evening, when I’m being retweeted globally, and people think this is what I look like.

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Here we go. Less than an hour before parasites start sucking the blood of bomb victims to push their pet cause. twitter.com/allisonpearson…

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BernardKeane I hope news websites are firing up the live blogs so they can engage in hours of ill-informed speculation too.

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I tend to go even further. Mute the name of the location and the incident hashtags overnight. I don’t need to know. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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Seriously, wallow in imagery of destruction and you’ll imagine the world is more dangerous than it is. Fear makes you easier to manipulate.

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@monsoontrader Sure, that causes concern. But Brussels is 20km across (or whatever, the incident 20m, and actual facts emerge more slowly.

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Better for today: @onthemedia’s “Breaking News Consumer’s Handbook: Terrorism Edition” wnyc.org/story/breaking… pic.twitter.com/BMOYBXEad4

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See also the related terms “recreational grief” and “mourning sickness” news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3…

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Me at @crikey_news, Feb 2009: “Twitter: enabling the new global rubberneckers” crikey.com.au/2009/02/11/twi…

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Actually, I’ll add to that. Why do you, a long way from Brussels, need moment-by-moment news? Yes, your ghoulish curiosity. Anything else?

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Also, review @onthemedia’s “A Consumer’s Guide To Breaking News” npr.org/sections/thetw… (2/2) pic.twitter.com/sc7Rt81Qu6

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That’s all the Brussels news I’ll retweet. It’s better for you if you follow sources directly. (1/2)

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AmichaiStein1 : Bombs detonated next to American Airlines desk at Zaventem airport in Brussels: 10+ injured pic.twitter.com/ykDpsc6hgV

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planefinder Flights diverting away from Brussels now. pic.twitter.com/rD0IuNtt0t

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itvnews Two explosions heard at Brussels airport - live updates: itv.com/news/story/201… pic.twitter.com/2mbjLOlUfi

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planefinder After reports of an explosion at Brussels airport flights are holding with no arrivals planefinder.net/airport/BRU pic.twitter.com/KzGmapjTTy

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BennettArron It allows people to be rebellious

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parisbcowan This has been going on in the room next door. No, I haven’t heard any crying pic.twitter.com/AxGadtK8N0

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expectproblems “bin juice tory” is my new favourite sledging. twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

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Colvinius What?
“Germany striker dropped after poker & Nutella issues”
m.bbc.com/sport/football… pic.twitter.com/58dngVZAqJ

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VernonShaw HI MOLLIE I’M NOT CRAZY AND I WON’T KILL YOU AND ALSO I’M NOT CRAZY pic.twitter.com/UDtdea6Nij

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“The sun on the meadow is summery warm / The stag in the forest runs free…” (Photo: Wilfredo Lee/APpic.twitter.com/hJLAwT009E9E

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SquigglyRick The children. Have they been thought of?

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joshgnosis Australia: not a troublemaker, apparently. afr.com/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/9VPqgOzy3P

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keksec__org @realDonaldTrump You truly are a brilliant man! pic.twitter.com/TcbVrFxOO5

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dizzylimit MT @BuzzFeedAndrew I think this from Trump sums him up better than anyone could. @Colvinius

buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynsk… pic.twitter.com/o3nnsd4jus

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@alexkidman @AtomicMPC I can’t help but think his name is a round in Body Part or Star Cluster?

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Collapsing for a while.

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wunderkamercast A conversation that happened in my house just now (see pic) pic.twitter.com/OgddE5LLwK

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Back at Lilyfield. Sweating. Feverish. Body aching. This has been the worst sex ever.

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I’ve deleted my retweet of a hoax based on this photograph. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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Sure. Except that Muhammed Ali, you know, won. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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GonzoHacker Does the little heart have to ejaculate on the tweets I like?

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“Australia’s F-35 jet acquisition has hallmarks of Ponzi scheme, inquiry told” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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So who’d be hotter in the sack? Selina Meyer or Daddy Malcolm?

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No, @joannejacobs @ajfitzpatrick, but I do like the idea of Turnbull being branded the Nimble Wimble Womble.

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So to summarise, the PM is effectively launching an election campaign by not mentioning whatsoever his “signature” policy. Such confidence.

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There’s never been a more exciting time for a three-word slogan.

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I can’t see then words “agile”, “nimble” and “disruption” anywhere in here. Surely an oversight. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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The continuity is the three-word slogan. The change is that one of the words has five syllables. Innovation!

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MarkDiStef Once you see it… The Prime Minister’s new slogan used four times in two minutes. pic.twitter.com/WhnZ47u3Xu

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Doesn’t the Smithsonian have a Gallery of Presidents’ Hands?

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jonkudelka Trumpy McSmallhands

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The annual Quoll Toss is under way! twitter.com/ANUmedia/statu…

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Can someone tell me how the F-35 committee hearing is going so far in Canberra?

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Grandmothers just catch fire sometimes. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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catvalente Obama in Cuba is Peak No Fucks Given: pic.twitter.com/CTlk4MNkba

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laura_hudson LIFEHACK: turns out an egg carton makes a great egg carton twitter.com/Arr/status/712…

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OK, this one was definitely not my fault. Star just explode sometimes. twitter.com/fcain/status/7…

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BlogsofWar Don’t leave your pets out of your EMP preparedness plans folks. pic.twitter.com/c7p6osEDLT

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If you need more evidence that Ted Cruz is a lizard. Well, maybe an alligator. twitter.com/TheFix/status/…

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MarkDiStef The Prime Minister’s New Three Word Slogan Is Straight From A @VeepHBO Episode buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/dxnwgFfwjC

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leslienassar There is so much to unpack in this photo. twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/st…

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I like this idea, though I was also thinking that the B-21 Sharlene sounded suitably American. twitter.com/WeahsCousin/st…

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Tue plan draft: A lazy start, because I’m feeling terrible (done); errands to Enmore, Newtown; solve that cashflow drama; geekery, maybe.

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So, that extra three hours of sleep helped a little bit, but I still feel terrible. Ho hum. I’d better get this show on the road.

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@pelagikat @R_Chirgwin Excellent. I’m amused people think a wire strung between trees is somehow not as good as a wire between wooden poles.

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@joshgnosis @erstkate @_DanSc @Colvinius Oh that’s right. Bah. Well, the email was only sent yesterday so there may we ways to de-Gretch it.

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@erstkate @_DanSc @Colvinius This isn’t something I’d cover, but yes, just ask, or FOI DPS since there’s a timestamp. @joshgnosis?

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@Thongdam07 Not at all. Plenty left. I’m just adding some variety.

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Tony Ate… at Eigh3a: For more of Tony’s Adventures with Koalas, setheguardian.com/world/gallery/…G6

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth, and vice versa. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until it ends.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #23: Angela Merkel can’t believe Tony wants her to eat a koala. (Photo: Andrew Taylor/G20 Austpic.twitter.com/8cnZ0Gmi3n3n

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Tue plan, early draft: A lazy start, because I’m feeling terrible; errands to Enmore, Newtown; solve that cashflow drama; geekery, maybe.

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@alexkidman @trevorlong Goddamit that’s what they always say!

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@alexkidman @trevorlong Oh you KNOW the answer that that, Alex.

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@alexkidman @trevorlong I agree that this is the most important thing in the world to be arguing about right now.

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nigelcameron There’s a thought to give you a migraine. twitter.com/emilydparker/s…

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After which, the FBI suggests a Good Putting Into Gear and a Good Release the Handbrake, before a Good Driving Away. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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Someone who pisses in their own bed? twitter.com/AnandWrites/st…

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DJBentley RIP your mentions twitter.com/KarenAttiah/st…

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Feeling slightly more terrible than is desirable.

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@marcuskelson Yes, people often remember they need medication after reading what I’ve written.

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Tuesday. Dawn approaches, but the Chamber has no windows. They drug you, show you objects, note which interest you, judge you. Tuesday.

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