Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

March 23rd, 2016

oz_f Read this. While Turnbull goes on about borders, the Belgian terrorists were local gangsters - not refugees! twitter.com/claire_phipps/…

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Really? “FBI’s Most Wanted”? The bar has been seriously been lowered. twitter.com/jleyden/status…

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until the fruit finally rots.

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Tony Ate… at Eigh4a: Want more Tony fun? Check out this! “A Day in the Life of an Australian PM in Singaporemothership.sg/2015/06/a-day-…4G

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Tony Ate… at Eight #24: Tony secretly craves to gain even more pleasure from the spiky football. (Photo: PMOpic.twitter.com/5SHpIxtIVhVh

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@franksting Clickjournalism is nothing but metrics.

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@mpesce All my errors are good, and generally better than what I intended.

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I never thought Procol Harum would end up being a terrorist group.

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@DDsD Indeed, and I’ve forgotten the name for it. Too often I’ve been the person to sort out the situation.

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“Secret Service shows up after social media comment: The agents left Barry with some sound advice” wwlp.com/2016/03/18/sec…

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“A King in His Castle: How Donald Trump Lives, From His Longtime Butler” nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/…

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“Legalize It All: How to win the war on drugs” harpers.org/archive/2016/0… [This is excellent and scary]

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“Strategies to Counter Terrorist Narratives are More Confused Than Ever” warontherocks.com/2016/03/strate…

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“DARPA’s New Autonomous Submarine-Hunter Could Change Naval Combat Forever” gizmodo.com.au/2016/02/darpas… pic.twitter.com/svOknyGoHZ

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“Dark Territory review – how WarGames and Reagan shaped US cyberwar battle”theguardian.com/technology/201…HG

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“How the United States Learned to Cyber Sleuth: The Untold Story” politico.com/magazine/story…

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“The amazing story of Donald Trump’s old spokesman, John Barron — who was actually Donald Trump himself”washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…C

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“How the Media Gets the Narrative on the White Working Class Totally Wrong” inthesetimes.com/working/entry/…

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“Indonesia, China and the Natuna Islands: a test for Jokowi’s maritime doctrine”, from @ASPI_org aspistrategist.org.au/indonesia-chin…

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“Social experiment shows hundreds ignoring ‘homeless boy’ in New Zealand” theguardian.com/world/2016/mar…

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“Solving journalism’s hidden problem: Terrible analytics” brookings.edu/research/paper…

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“The Military is from Mars, Civilians are from Venus: Avoiding Planetary Collisions in the Conference Room” warontherocks.com/2016/03/the-mi…

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“SECURITY & FRAUD Ex-NSA Director: ‘Cyberthreats As Bad As Ever’” pymnts.com/news/security-…

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Doctors working in Australia’s immigration detention centres “amounts to complicity in torture” bmj.com/content/352/bm…

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“A transcript of Donald Trump’s meeting with The Washington Post editorial board” washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-par…

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Right. For the next few minutes I’ll tweet links to all the open tabs in my web browser. You may find some of them interesting. Here we go.

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There’s a lot of raucous possum sex happening in the ceiling tonight.

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@TwitsForMiles Don’t show me a picture. Give me a goddam link. (Or send a case of it.)

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@developerjack During the first dotcom boom I spent thousands of dollars of designers time copying files ‘cos hard drives were capex.

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@NewtonMark Look, Mark, just STFU and type in your admin password.

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NewtonMark “NaN GB of NaN GB” What kind of quality outfit is this? pic.twitter.com/67qavDMQ0e

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MariamVeiszadeh Dear haters… pic.twitter.com/NZLiLYj2YI

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I have just received an .ics calendar invite which includes the words “Beer Cafe”. What could possibly go wrong?

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deanog DAMMIT!
I spilt my pandas. pic.twitter.com/t3vnOjqCkG

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Gotta admit, “Stop the boats” and “Axe the tax” and “Ditch the bitch” all had a clear call to action. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@developerjack “Show me on the doll where he touched the cloud.”

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@jenny_sinclair @markhumphries I thought I recognised your name. :) Glad we’ve all moved on.

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@jenny_sinclair @markhumphries That I know. I did all this stuff back in 2007 internet filter days.

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I got as far as “For anyone who cares, Latham…” and then my brain seized uptwitter.com/markhumphries/…ck

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@SnarkyPlatypus Welcome to what @kcarruthers and I do for a living. No, wait.

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DavidParis Here’s a reasonably clear explainer on email headers and how to spot a fake howtogeek.com/108205/htg-exp… twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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@AusRob @nazzer Heh. I appreciate the joke, but of course coal and oil are equivalents in this simile. Broadly, anyway.

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I’m glad I’m not the only one tweeting this @onthemedia guide. It comes with a podcast. wnyc.org/story/breaking… twitter.com/dotMudge/statu…

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jc_cummins Tonight on : Three young people pushing the gender boundaries speak about identity, labels and growing up.
abc.net.au/news/2016-03-2…

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I did see someone speculating that recent Belgian police raids might have led the Bad Guys to advance their plans. twitter.com/tomsteinfort/s…

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tomsteinfort Just went back through my photos from last week’s raids in Brussels - the suspects then are the airport bombers now pic.twitter.com/Lwm0dbuaiI

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@nazzer Yeah, I keep forgetting how long the lag time is before things percolate through the general citizenry.

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There’s no such thing as Wisconsin.

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gths I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT CREEPY BALLOON HEAD AD AGAIN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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RupertMyers Suppose it comes down to whether you believe the Home Secretary, head of Europol & former head of MI5 or a blogpost twitter.com/juliahb1/statu…

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Here are two excellent frames from today’s @firstdogonmoon. pic.twitter.com/baxpCoRFGg

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oz_f No we aren’t. The folk getting radicalised in Australia aren’t refugees. They are born and raised here. twitter.com/stephanieando/…

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I believe that Chris Hill is a fiction, @rhysam @oberonsghost, but I love his letters no less for it.

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rhysam Won’t SOMEONE in the government listen? pic.twitter.com/zWTVvrikeI

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“What the people of Australia need is – Continuity. And also – Change. But with Continuity”, dr@firstdogonmoonmtheguardian.com/commentisfree/…yfzA

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I covet your sexy duck, @bastardsheep.

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Wow, that is indeed one sexy duck. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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@nazzer @ISC2 Wow that’s an old quote. And it gets me angry.

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PoliticoCharlie Nobody envisioned an issue with a 30-digit PIN number? twitter.com/michellelprice…

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How deep does this rabbit-hole go? pic.twitter.com/IvfWagUStc

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@BlogsofWar There is that. Google Images searches can be a worry.

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Yeah, I just did a Google Images search for “sexy duck” and it did not end well. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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Thank you, @bastardsheep. We need to know what this is. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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@damonism Probably better as “pro-roag”. Because you can have a row.

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So it’s “President for Life Trump”? Yeah, I can dig this. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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NewtonMark Maybe @SenatorFifield’s headline writer isn’t aware that cable broadband has been around for at least a few weeks. twitter.com/CommsAu/status…

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feminist_tinder mansplaining in its fullest and most abhorrent form, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry or laugh cry pic.twitter.com/yH7ruxj9FW

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BOM_au .@WMOnews has released its ‘WMO Statement on the status of the global climate in 2015’ [PDF] library.wmo.int/pmb_ged/wmo_11… pic.twitter.com/g8MCVcec4O

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“Turnbull’s ‘continuity and change’ slogan straight out of Veep”, writes @mlle_elle, with quotes from Veepfolk. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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“Euroterrorism sprouts from Brussels.” Done. twitter.com/JazzTwemlow/st…

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Oh that’s right. It’s a Full Moon tonight. at 2301 AEDT. Peak of Penumbral Lunar Eclipse at 2247 AEDT. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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alanvaarwerk [supervisor walks into lab]
“what the hell are you doing”
uh, an experiment twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@NewtonMark @purserj That I wouldn’t know, though I’ve certainly seen comments from him that I disagree with.

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Bah, @NewtonMark @purserj, what would David Irvine know? He was only head of ASIS and ASIO and… oh.

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@MarkDiStef @JennaGuillaume Except it was syndicated in the US under the title “Bananas in Pajamas”, but hey…

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MarkDiStef I love that this would make zero sense to Americans, ping @JennaGuillaume twitter.com/thhamilton/sta…

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@GreenJ @wheelercentre Writers can’t afford to pay for sex, you know.

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Get used to it. “President Trump”. twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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@kcarruthers I’m wondering how many of my new followers think this is what I look like.

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@kcarruthers I wasn’t going to comment, but yeah…

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @ataraxite Ah. I don’t know the UK process. Anyway, our went totally smoothly with no MA.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @ataraxite We didn’t use a migration agent, ‘cos we looked at the process and figured it was straightforward.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @ataraxite I suspect the orgy aspect would count against the concept.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @ataraxite It felt like the case offer knew immediately we were genuine, and just needed to flesh out a report.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @ataraxite Our case officer asked for photos of us together. We both said “We don’t do that shit”. Counted.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ataraxite The phrase is “a genuine and continuing relationship”, tho of course living together is a good piece of evidence.

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@KarlskiB Dwayne Arsehat, actually, though that hasn’t been developed any further than the title. I have some other ideas though.

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jdub Early indications suggest Batman v Superman is another film conceived in rest breaks between Zack Snyder jacking off to Ayn Rand monologues.

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@alexkidman You know, I avoided doing the date joke directly, but I refuse to grab the low hanging bits.

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LeutrimRexhaj We did it. We’ve found the worst thing imaginable. twitter.com/itv/status/712…

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@AshGhebranious A typo for “golf course”, as the video shows.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I see you just caught up with the news about Turnbull’s three-word slogan.

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I WANT ONE OF ALL THE THINGS.

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Coming soon to the Hybridr range of products, a combination waffle iron and bus ticket, and the desk diary chainsaw. twitter.com/designtaxi/sta…

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@_Kustodian_ @riskybusiness @darrenpauli Well they have access to the FEMA death camps, right?

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umairh If it’s any indication of the gravity of things, the Kardashians would be a less tacky presidential nominee.

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umairh There’s always the andromeda galaxy.

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umairh If this how it’s going to be forever, I’m taking a time machine back to 1993 when things were crap but fun, not shit and facepalm

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umairh Remember when good things happening in the world wasn’t the realm of hopeless idealism or science fiction? Good times.

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BlogsofWar In fairness, the money seemed so big in his tiny little hands. twitter.com/FortuneMagazin…

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@NuclearAnthro @SnarkyOcelot @CollinFisher Exactly. Anyway, it’s people’s own fault for living in Montana and North Dakota.

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@gcluley @dangoodin001 Yes, it’s “the rooting thing”.

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duckbytheoboe A good friend of mine was moderately inconvenienced by the . I am available for interviews.

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Graham, you do know Australians read your tweets, right? twitter.com/gcluley/status…

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I should probably take a break from the arduous task of staring into space and retweeting random shit.

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rohan_p Submissions to the data breach notification scheme consultation have been posted: ag.gov.au/Consultations/…

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Well this doesn’t look so bad… twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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slimejam OH: “When’s Easter Saturday?”

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“The Rest Is Advertising: Confessions of a sponsored content writer” thebaffler.com/salvos/rest-ad… HT @AlanKohler

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As I keep saying, you’d better start getting used to it. President Trump. twitter.com/TVMoJoe/status…

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gths Stay tuned for another thrilling episode of The Bill

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sarahgerathy Mike Baird on red cordial part II: pic.twitter.com/LlOiBnNCqk

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sarahgerathy Someone drunk some red cordial before Question Time today: pic.twitter.com/RZHtlEQYZ8

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sosadtoday are donuts feminist?

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AtomicMPC “Yeah, let’s go bushwalking, it’s really tranquil and calmi… JESUS FUCK NO WHAT IS THAT RUN FUCK GOD WHY?!?!” twitter.com/WynRichards/st…

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coospiah these are the kids you sell a gram of oregano to for $25 pic.twitter.com/o8xhIKPveO

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@franksting According to the appropriate parts of the internet, it is indeed Charlotte Rampling.

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I thought Enya only did overrated albums. twitter.com/johntabin/stat…

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johntabin “Let The Muslims Flow In” is Enya’s most underrated album twitter.com/fordm/status/7…

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@derekbradley @juhasaarinen @alliecoyne That’s terrible. Though it does open the way for a joke about Caesar salad.

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@oberonsghost Yes, I know that bit. Last I checked, I wasn’t Roman infantry. But then I don’t get a salary, so I guess that explains it.

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For that matter, what’s a “salary”?

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What’s “a salary of $100,000”? I know what the words mean individually, but..@juhasaarinene@alliecoynentwitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…dO

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@dobes That can’t be right. That structure looks like it serves some useful purpose.

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dobes I name this structure: auspol pic.twitter.com/hwvKesa8ls

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bigmac When a legit email looks like a . I’ll bet a non-english dev thinks singular of ‘matches’ is ‘matche’ :) pic.twitter.com/HuTcQ8Qls3

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SenatorLudlam @chriskkenny do you wake up filled with loathing and anger or do you have to work up to it a bit?

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GonzoHacker You click on the time to get the permalink. I don’t know how we know this.

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@TassiePrick The winery looks lovely. goatyhill.com Though I’d prefer to go on a quieter day.

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@BlogsofWar I know what you mean. I was getting cranky enough last night my time. Still, President Trump will sort out all these things.

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@ABCmediawatch Not any more. I relied on someone else’s search. Looks like it’s a current pic embedded in older index pages automatically.

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I choose to not describe things in any more detail, at least for now.

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Thing that is good: The nap for of helped the fatigue waves. Thing that is not good: Waves of urgent bathroom visits.

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Oh wait. I’m having a nap. You didn’t see that last tweet.

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Mine is “Ride the Environment”. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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I need a nap now. I am exhausted by the brilliance of @kanyewest’s wisdom. Baxoon.

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I now realise that @kanyewest is the greatest philosopher of our time.

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kanyewest I love you.

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kanyewest I used an exclamation just to be an asshole and also to make a point! LOL

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kanyewest And I used a period because contrary to popular belief I strongly dislike exclamation points!

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kanyewest On another note, I strongly dislike suit jackets. I used the word dislike because I hate the word hate.

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larz I’m a huge fan of oxygen molecules.

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KosharyMan When reading just isn’t one of your strengths but you wanna get on the bandwagon pic.twitter.com/VZre8ON48e

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@nicchristensen God will judge you for this.

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“Stylish”, Alex? Have you been dropped on your head recently? twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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Shckwish I don’t know much about psychology, but WOW twitter.com/batlabels/stat…

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“Sydney court complex in lockdown,” but blink and you’d have missed it, apparently. 9news.com.au/national/2016/… pic.twitter.com/72Nnfb03if

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supercujo “I’m helping” pic.twitter.com/WHwIaLuMFT

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johnb78 Pretty major endorsement for @RichardDiNatale here twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…

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Sneezing. Again.

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This random list of four (so far) successful companies also suffers from Survivorship Bias. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Except those are not the “world’s largest companies” forbes.com/sites/liyanche… It just cherry-picks one attribute. twitter.com/nigelcameron/s…

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@coreyscottallen I’ve already tweeted the answer, but it ain’t keychain. The keychain is on the encrypted drive too, remember.

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Ah! And here’s the answer, courtesy @frankfil. twitter.com/frankfil/statu…

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So, my Mac has an encrypted drive, so how can it reboot twice during an OS X upgrade without me entering the password?

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Shckwish As long as the machines keep believing this, they’ll never turn us into batteries. twitter.com/cdixon/status/…

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anildash I never even knew that Batman Superman’s middle initial was V.

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@ben_hr @MrDenmore That’s… that’s disturbing.

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Has anyone said this yet? “Tuesday was Malcolm Turnbull’s ‘Quiet Bat-People’ moment.”

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MrDenmore ‘Change and Continuity’ was in fact Jane Austen’s unwritten third part of her trilogy after ‘Pride and Prejudice’ & ‘Sense and Sensibility’

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This is the great thing about Australia’s favourite Attorney-General. He just opens his mouth and words come out. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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geeoharee And entry #502 in the index of ‘man, terrorists are THICK’ twitter.com/theosint/statu…

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If you remember only one thing about Malcolm Turnbull today, remember this. twitter.com/simonblackwell…

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nigelcameron Also, soothsaying. And ESP. twitter.com/NickGass/statu…

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@expectproblems Who? Kurt Russell or Snake Plissken? As far as I know, both are still alive.

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Has there ever been a time when we’ve NOT needed this guy? twitter.com/intelwire/stat…

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DangerMindsBlog Mark Hamill will gladly f*ck up your Star Wars card if you let him dngrminds.net/42KD5I pic.twitter.com/7a6KuHhkR6

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@drturi What? It’s less than 24 hours after the explosions and you’re already self-promoting? Fuck off, you pathetic parasite.

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The Singaporean police officer on the left looks like he’s completely over it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Goddamit, here’s a MUCH better photo of Tony and the Durian. pic.twitter.com/1T63WSI3xP

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Yes, do this and the terrorists win. twitter.com/daniels_den/st…

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ianbremmer Terrorists. Muslims.
Needle. Haystack. pic.twitter.com/0nkSOybPJO

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joshgnosis When you write an editorial referring to a TV show you’ve never seen. pic.twitter.com/B0VEWsW1re

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Tony Ate… at Eigh4a: Want more Tony fun? Check out this! “A Day in the Life of an Australian PM in Singaporemothership.sg/2015/06/a-day-…4G

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“Tony Ate… at Eight!” is a tribute to Abbott’s love of things in his mouth. 0800 AEDT, repeated 2000 AEDT, until the fruit finally rots.

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Tony Ate… at Eight #24: Tony secretly craves to gain even more pleasure from the spiky football. (Photo: PMOpic.twitter.com/UiUH0R9d5A5A

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I think we all fantasise about that image. twitter.com/stephensonhw/s…

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Wed plan, supplemental: I’ve decided to produce “The 9pm Edict” podcast offline over the next few days, rather than stream it live tonight.

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Wed plan, draft: Continue working through my geek-for-hire tasks; solve the still-unsolved cashflow drama; write for @zdnetaustralia; thud.

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Feeling a secret little thrill inside. pic.twitter.com/qrDtRRRH41

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The future is algorithms. Algorithms are excellent. pic.twitter.com/0nFQYkf5so

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stephenkb One hell of an opener. forward.com/opinion/336159… pic.twitter.com/WhRbV0ZvOL

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mattblaze Gotten lots of press people asking me if I think the Brussels bombers used crypto. Who knows. Maybe. They definitely used explosives, tho.

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Wednesday. They look down at your sleeping form, then at the watermelon. They confer, They agree: Their best experiment ever. Wednesday.

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