Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 2nd, 2016

This is why you should always have a proper meal before watching television. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Hey have you see who’s on “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 3” being recorded this Saturday afternoon? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@cjlambert Oh ta. I’ll check the transcript in the morning.

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[Closes video player. Removes clip-on eyebrows. Wipes down tabletop.] twitter.com/nancycato1/sta…

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@AdamSpenceAU @paulwiggins I’m sure you’d make a perfectly good school principal. I mean, I’ve never met you, so you’re well ahead already.

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So yeah, I grew up on a dairy farm. While I know that techniques have changed… twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…

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@oberonsghost That entire block on the north side of the station is gone.

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JazzTwemlow Don’t think changing packaging will affect habit. Cocaine often comes in a condom that’s been up an anus. twitter.com/viceau/status/…

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I haven’t done anything on @LinkedIn for months. They’re basically lying to me now. Class act. pic.twitter.com/0iVPratdWW

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YouTube has determined that I should listen to Eddie Flashin’ Fowlkes’ “420-Low” now, and I do not object. youtube.com/watch?v=aDUyjd…

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@KompleatKnut @_tan_ @oz_f Look @t0m3llArd knows where to find me, and let’s face it, he’s just wrong.

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@R_Chirgwin @19bk69 @troyhunt Meh. We had teledildonics in the 1970s.

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@garthk Look, I’m not responsible for that, but I know who is.

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@dfpiii Is this Stephen Fry’s fault again?

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RealNickHodge asked by @tacticalmaid “What sort of eye vision problem do you have Dad?”

My response: “Dystopia”

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This is not me. I have never had boots like that. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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You make it sound like cannibalism would be a poor outcome. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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This week’s Clarke and Dawe, “The school dynamics explained at last” youtube.com/watch?v=NV_HxD… It’s about someone called Malcolm.

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From last week, Clarke and Dawe’s “The Australian electoral system explained” youtube.com/watch?v=z53YSM…

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The one in the white shirt looks more like he’s desperately holding in a poo. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@garthk I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I’m 100% sure the answer is “No”.

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@SteveJohnsonHLS Ah yes, I’ve seen that video before. It’s… reassuring.

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Look, you should book for this Saturday afternoon’s recording or I’ll get very, very angry. You wouldn’t want that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GreenJ I did not. Because I don’t use milk for anything. Haven’t for years.

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The big errand which began with a tram this morning, then 100km of train there, and 100km back, and then another tram, is now complete.

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twitofalili I love Jill & Dragon, but am perturbed by what seems to be a very casual attitude when it comes..instagram.com/p/BGJHOnFRNAr/wk

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wunderkamercast In the Victorian Era, You Could Get a Job Delivering Meat to Cats bit.ly/1WWuGB9 pic.twitter.com/Z9vijj8UHt

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What an excellent image to have in your mind’s eye. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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0x1C I love how Outlook warns you if the Subject field is empty, but doesn’t ask “do you REALLY need to CC 5000 people?” twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@PointZeroOne @robbie_buck Now you’re just intestine my patience.

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I know I retweeted that, @robbie_buck, but overall I think you should be ashamed. You’ll never liver that down. It was tripe.

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robbie_buck Offal news. twitter.com/774melbourne/s…

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@0x1C There’s a lot of it going around.

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If you click on publichouseforum3.eventbrite.com you can reserve a free audience spot for the recording this Saturday afternoon.

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BlogsofWar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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@Grannymay69 @aussexparty But only if I can claim it on tax, right?

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@Grannymay69 @aussexparty That’s how money and tax work, yes. It’s been that way for quite a while. Years, I believe.

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@Grannymay69 @aussexparty Remind me again why it’s a problem to be shown things that cost money?

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Slight modifications of the cityscape near Parramatta station. pic.twitter.com/yv15B6NwpF

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I am utterly baffled by this idea that you can’t tweet about things unless they’re free to read. So no tweeting about books, OK?

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“No point mentioning the availability of a nice pair of shoes unless you’re given them for free.” twitter.com/Grannymay69/st…

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dr_nic I don’t know a lot about Jesus, but enough to know that grave turning wasn’t likely to be a big issue for the chap. pic.twitter.com/00Lltrs2HR

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@JanJoostBouwman He has a studentish look about him. Not a regular, tho, ‘cos he wasn’t familiar with various things.

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Crossing the Nepean, again (I dozed through today’s first crossing) instagram.com/p/BGI-zL-CFqZ/

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@JanJoostBouwman Lol no as a job. He is otherwise interacting normally with the world.

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I don’t know who this guy is, but it looks like a promo for UK crime show where he strangles all the children. twitter.com/TunaCrust/stat…

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Rob_Stott Got some great right here pic.twitter.com/v1IF0RfhhK

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matwhi got some hot political memes for you guys!!! pic.twitter.com/nxEO4YSJuT

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THE EXTREME SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.

Or as we generally call it, the South Pole. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@TrainLinkWest Thanks. What we really need is a sign telling people guards are armed and authorised to shoot quiet-carriage noise-makers.

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And yes, @jturner_ibrs, I know those two concepts are completely opposite, but I don’t work in PR so I know what words actually mean.

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Look, @jturner_ibrs, the power of big data is either “harnessed” or “unleashed”. Get it right. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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You’re meant to keep them in binders, as any fule kno. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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There’s a lad on the counting the passengers joining and alighting at each station. He seems well-practiced.

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Your preachy rhymes just don’t have class.
You can shove them up your arse.

(Sorry, @TrainLinkWest, they’re awful.) pic.twitter.com/rjFf2kHhOo

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, again. I have the recording gear for Saturday, and the return journey to Sydney has begun.

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Normally I can hear them approaching, but not with the various construction machines working at Wentworth Falls.

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Standing slightly too close to a speeding coal train. pic.twitter.com/gkdogXF9I0

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Even after all the rain these last few days, the dam at @bunjaree is still just an empty bowl with a little mud. pic.twitter.com/kAsdv3PvyW

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Dr4k3_LE Birthplaces of all astronauts listed in @Wikipedia. Thx @wikidata for your awesome API.

query.wikidata.org/#%23%20select%… pic.twitter.com/oZZBoe081a

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photosSMH Controlled burns at the in the Blue Mountains. by Dean Sewell smh.com.au/environment/we… pic.twitter.com/ZycYEt4WcJ

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mrgrumpystephen When the new Avalanches track arrives we should all hide and pretend not to be home

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@JonoH @markhumphries It’s true. This is what my spies have reported re the taps. pic.twitter.com/vOvFK6W78C

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You should do this, because it will be interesting and/or fun and/or terrible. Also, beer. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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@NicoleWill100 @franksting @bengrubb @cathywilcox1 Oh. I’d forgotten about the Sex Coal. That was a strange podcast.

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Hey if Senator Xenophon can have a Policy Goat, I don’t see why The Greens can’t have an Election Penguin. twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…

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Yeah, I laugh at people a lot too. twitter.com/bigmac/status/…

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@bengrubb Well that cou… wait, what sort of church do you go to, exactly?

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@franksting @bengrubb Well that’s really up to @cathywilcox1. I’ve found it impossible to control the guests. Right, @NicoleWill100?

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@bengrubb I’ll work up to that in time. I suppose I could always make it subscriber-only.

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Imagine being so bereft of ideas that the only metaphor you can come up with is war.

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I would pay to see this. Well, we all would. twitter.com/MrDenmore/stat…

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I am pleased to announce that our fourth panellist for Saturday is journalist of note @MargotSaville! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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abcgrandstand : NSW Police confirm Organised Crime Squad is investigating allegations of match fixing in the .

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[Adds item to list headed “Optus Arsehattery”.] twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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Yeah I was about to suggest this, but worried that some arsehat would take me seriously. twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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@jillethelmurray Thanks, Jill. I’m getting quite good at telling the rest of the world to sod off.

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This episode’s panel is a bit white, though, so I’ll address that problem in future episodes.

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BTW, you can ensure a gender balance on your panel with this one simple trick: Invite some women.

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I believe I have a fourth and rather good panellist for Saturday’s podcast recording. Announcement soon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’ve put plenty of fat into today’s schedule because I’m mentally exhausted.

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OK, let’s get this show on the road. And by “this show”, I mean me heading from Lilyfield to Wentworth Falls and back.

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I reckon you should snarf all the first-round audience spots, forcing me to release a second round tonight. They’re free.

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I know. It just doesn’t add up. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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@RichardTuffin Oh I’m vaguely aware of it, I’m just choosing not to go down that rabbit-hole. Don’t have the mental energy for all that.

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@RichardTuffin No, I haven’t been paying any attention to that one.

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Research_Tim There are bad visualizations, and then there’s the ‘bicycle of education’. pic.twitter.com/seigDh715h

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Thu plan: Administrivia; tram; 1118 train to Wentworth Falls; comms & research en route; collect audio gear; train back to Sydney; stay dry.

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Well I suppose this would be this cool.

(I’ll get my coat…twitter.com/Viss/status/73…Zm

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“Switzerland tunnel: The oddest moments of the opening ceremony” bbc.com/news/in-pictur… pic.twitter.com/5zFdt0EihG

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@R_Chirgwin Well, you know how a flipper-phone works? Like that.

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“Turnbull’s frolic: Can Malcolm Turnbull survive on optimism alone?” by Judith Brett. themonthly.com.au/issue/2016/jun…

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@alexkidman Yes, it would. But that is the picture I found after ten whole seconds of searching.

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I think the clue is in the name, @garthk. @IrishAirCorps: flying things. Submarines: not-flying things.

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What are you on about, @ABCFactCheck? 177,390 is WAY bigger than a million. It’s almost three million! twitter.com/ABCFactCheck/s…

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GonzoHacker Why Jeff Bezos wants to imprison humanity in giant space jails pic.twitter.com/cX4MThTrqI

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GonzoHacker What would ecommerce look like today if Jeff Bezos had ever experienced love?

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I don’t know what the fuss is about. I reckon penguin snipers would be really cool. pic.twitter.com/O0PnhmCb5M

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I haven’t been to the Wimmera in decades, but yeah, the dawn can be stunning. twitter.com/wimmerachic/st…

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That quoll also has a very long tail and I am envious.

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This is indeed a quollity quoll. Excellent quolling here. twitter.com/TrentForge/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin It’s not exactly a Nostradamus-level job, though, is it.

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“A Look at Breach Notification Laws Around the World” by @euroinfosec databreachtoday.com/blogs/look-at-…

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IrishAirCorps SARO Mark Keogh captured the stunning and on a maritime patrol yesterday pic.twitter.com/q7My97EhJr

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Mary Meeker’s annual Internet Trends slide deck is out at @kpcb. kpcb.com/internet-trends Let a thousand update their Big Numbers.

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HLMenckenBot A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.

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“Heidi Fleiss’ Black Book Forces Public To Imagine George Lucas As Sexual Being” starwipe.com/article/heidi-… pic.twitter.com/lnya8mMyOR

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Thu plan, draft: Certain administrivia; train to Wentworth Falls; comms backlog en route; collect audio gear; train to Sydney; stay dry.

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Cartoonist Steve Bell on “the Australian-style immigration system”. Harsh. But pretty much correct. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Of course, if I remembered how the internet works and now lazy you are, I’d link straight to the @eventbrite page. publichouseforum3.eventbrite.com

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Can’t work out how to click on a link? @markhumphries @cathywilcox1 @paulwallbank. Maybe more. Recording Sat arvo. stilgherrian.com/edict/00058a/

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UPDATE: Some panellists for “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 3” have been announced. stilgherrian.com/edict/00058a/ pic.twitter.com/xGdUUq3t8R

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Thursday. It won’t grow there, there’s not enough water for a start. Thursday.

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