Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 5th, 2016

RealNickHodge Why can’t we just Chemtrail ISIS? Wouldn’t that just turn them in to passive fat right wing religious gun toting nutters?

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Just quietly, I’m a bit of a fan of @SofieHagen. youtube.com/watch?v=wBsloO… Not like anything over the top, but yeah a bit.

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SofieHagen I have the woman-flu. Which is like the manflu but worse because I also regularly have periods and I get paid less.

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courteneyh that’s… that’s not what “abc kids” is for, is it?! pic.twitter.com/EIbr6zTAGq

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@will_ock I gather this is a thing you’re following?

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Matt_Alt Bet you didn’t realize this was located in Japan. pic.twitter.com/Jk4bG8KIwZ

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@bengrubb @CaseyBriggs If only there were some sort of information resource for looking up stuff.

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@KetanJ0 He’s certainly on a roll.

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ivovic Bromoji…. that’s like a grown man with a full beard having a Barbie themed birthday party.

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karsoe Wisdom from the good doctor… pic.twitter.com/f4h3YBt60U

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Never let it be said that @will_ock doesn’t lead an exciting life. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…

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NewtonMark Tonight’s AWS outage should be a warning to Australian parents: Distribute your children across multiple availability zones.

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“Sailing Around the South China Sea Is Not a Strategy”, at @warisboring warisboring.com/sailing-around…

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nataliejpeters The king tide hits Coogee - lots of damage to the rock wall next to the surf club pic.twitter.com/SqyCwPKVTF

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@ElishaPearce @abciview Then again, in-browser is working fine. Maybe they just hate you.

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@ElishaPearce @abciview AWS Sydney is out of action. This may be your problem.

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DannyVet Natural remedies for electronic devices @holly @katebevan @EdzardErnst @MrMMarsh pic.twitter.com/QAjjrQXxNF

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NewtonMark Looks like Australian dotcoms, actually Australian sitcoms. Even LinkedIn is up, dudes. Lift your fucking game.

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GordyPls Lord Father send the asteroid pic.twitter.com/OYvVkQ0K3b

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NewtonMark Netflix is fine, though. twitter.com/StanAustralia/…

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GordyPls @purserj “Why is the site down?”
“Remember I planned multi-region HA and you said ‘just fucking build the site’?”
“Yeah?”
“That’s why.”

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freshbluntz Just spent 13 days looking for my iPad pic.twitter.com/MS6ny7tVoX

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From earlier today, some classic Australian understatement. twitter.com/QueanbeyanSES/…

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Ah yes, even though the rain may stop, eventually, the flood warnings continue for days afterwards. twitter.com/NSWSES/status/…

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@gpdawson Ah well. At least someone corrected me before I had to rely on the info.

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This tweet has turned out to be a bit of a Rorschach test. It’s nothing to do with electoral politics anywhere. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@tacticalmaid @developerjack I’m guessing about AWS, but the timing is right, and @gpdawson will doubtless confirm or deny in due course.

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@christopherneal @timminchin @fakedansavage Nah, not whoever that might be. I many reveal who I mean tomorrow.

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@developerjack @tacticalmaid My app hasn’t updated in four hours or so. My guess is that the AWS outage has taken it down.

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Hey @gpdawson, your weather apps don’t host radar images on AWS Sydney by any chance? And if that’s down, they don’t refresh?

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CORRECTION. Please disregard the previous radar image. It was out of date. The reality is we’re all going to die. pic.twitter.com/DeBHVYPGCj

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@tacticalmaid What are you looking at? The wind is from the NE, shifting around to SE later. Nought out to sea to speak of.

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Just one more little rain band coming in from the NE, apparently. pic.twitter.com/1Wish35FkK

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Surprising though this may be, @SkiPoss, the is more to desire in life than Christopher Pyne.

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@developerjack Clearly we need some sort of cyberray gun.

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@R_Chirgwin @rwerkh And it IS the word for what it is. I’m assuming for sun-dried bricks as well as kiln-fired.

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Half the Sydney startup industry gone, @developerjack? Cool. How quickly can we get rid of the other half?

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I’s been a long time since I used the word “pughole”.

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@R_Chirgwin @rwerkh Quarries are about “stone and other materials”. You’d be better off with “pughole”.

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Oh great. Now they’ll go back to complaining about all the other stuff. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin I know that technically it’s not a dam. Shall we go with “pond” then?

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In other news, I can see that in the coming week I may well need to use the phrase “self-aggrandising little prick”.

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I decided to have a lazy late afternoon and early evening, which was lovely, but it means I won’t have that podcast editing done tonight.

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@paulwiggins @AdultRaverProbs They’re an American thing, sort of like a deep-fried potato buttplug. pic.twitter.com/kc9DXDleDx

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Do I have enough energy to get all that done? We’ll see.

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Sun plan revised: Sloth (done); Sunday lunch, which I made myself; more sloth (now); edit, mix and post “The 9pm Edict” podcast; blog x 2.

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Ausgrid About 26,000 customers without power across Ausgrid network. This number is expected to grow as winds pick up. ausgrid.com.au/poweroutages

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@GreenJ Look, I’m about to be washed out to sea, along with the rest of the East Coast, so we’re amusing ourselves as best we can.

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Shortly after this photo was taken in 1886, the horses were replaced by steam trams. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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There is also much to be said for this analysis. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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traceyb65 WOAH thanks to @CCexpressadvoc for posting this photo. pic.twitter.com/3pNT1S8bOU

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AnthonyClarkAU Cape Solander at copping a hammering from @702sydney pic.twitter.com/SP0CuIpQKq

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AttackOfTheClaw Come to Sydney for Vivid, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. pic.twitter.com/SkHcnrmGIw

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Or, if you prefer… GIANT SYDNEY SPIDER ATTACKS UNI OF NSWpic.twitter.com/P11FwxGxbKbK

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And what @KetanJ0 says is true. There’s a hero spider towards the end of that video. pic.twitter.com/P11FwxGxbK

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UNSW View the from the top of UNSW via auto-recorded time lapse thanks to our climate change research centre youtu.be/q-zwQkERUDQ

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oberonsghost Good grief, there’s a flood warning out for the Cook’s River. bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_f…

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I’d missed this on Friday, @crikey_news, but it’s good to know that Mr Turnbull understands the strategy here. pic.twitter.com/QG3NzFVif4

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Oh great. The wind has shifted slightly, o or something, and that apparent gap in the rain will now pass well north of me. Sulking.

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Wagner: Tannhäuser Overture - Thielemann / Münchner Philharmoniker youtube.com/watch?v=KTM7E4…

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@mattcdef2000 Just to be clear, the trams have been running just fine today. Bravo the soggy workers who sorted it out overnight.

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@markc This is a good thing. Of course then I’ll, be trapped at the pub, but this is less of a concern.

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@Gwyntaglaw And people say Wagner never wrote any happy tunes.

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@RachaelHasIdeas Oh that will be true, certainly. I’m just looking for the brief, lighter gaps in the rain to dash to the pub.

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Or maybe I should just put on some Wagner and open the rum.

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Maybe I should just go back to bed and cry.

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Also, it looks like the rain is actually about to get heavier for the next 30 or 40 minutes before it calms down. Or I may be totally wrong.

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Please note, this is my non-expert reading of the radar, and only for me. @BOM_NSW may well consider me an idiot.

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My reading of @BOM_NSW radar is that (for me) the rain may ease for a bit in a little over an hour, so I’ll plan to have Sunday lunch then.

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@melissamadsen I’d forgotten how cheap and nasty they were. Sheet metal, bolt a few bench seats to the floor, done.

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andrewmiskelly heading SSW along NSW coastline. Pressure at adjacent coastal stations around 995hPa. pic.twitter.com/4dywg6637U

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@melissamadsen True. I spent many hours in the Redhen cars commuting Gawler-Adelaide thru high school and early uni. pic.twitter.com/A66wM9x3qW

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@melissamadsen Indeed. I’m familiar with SA’s rail history, being from Adelaide originally.

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@melissamadsen Ah that’s car 321 at the front. That belongs to the National Railway Museum.

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@melissamadsen That 300-class diesel set is running today?

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It’d be unfair to call Peta Credlin a one-trick pony because at least the pony would be, you know, a pony. twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…

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@AbstractCode Look, we may be experiencing a natural disaster, but things aren’t that bad yet.

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Should anyone care, the New Moon is in a little under an hour, at 1300 AEST.

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DocHarleyMD Timelapse of the last 48hrs at @UNSWEngineering @abcnews @Channel7 pic.twitter.com/J6Vn8Saob6

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There’s a bunch of storm and flood-related photos at @abcnews. abc.net.au/news/2016-06-0…

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zoenl Meanwhile in Annandale pic.twitter.com/K66CRG83S2

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“Woman charged with drink-driving after entering floodwaters – Albion Park”, report@nswpolicecpolice.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…MC

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@ResignInShame “Sailor Jerry”, it says. So I assume it’s the Kraken’s first victim.

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@ResignInShame I have a litre of spiced rum, will that do? It may get me through to tomorrow.

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Sun plan: Sloth (done); Sunday lunch, if I find a way to get there; edit, mix and post “The 9pm Edict” podcast; blog x 2. Also, wine.

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The L1 trams last night, the T1 trains now… What we need is a War on Treestwitter.com/T1SydneyTrains…wP

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Fuckwit in 4WD creates 30cm waves, further raising floodwaters hitting other people’s homes. twitter.com/ashraper/statu…

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NSWSES ***FLOOD EVACUATION ORDER FOR NORTH LISMORE***
Residents are to leave the area for their safety. evac centre is open at Southern Cross Uni.

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This is probably not how Wollongong is meant to look. twitter.com/NSWSESISR/stat…

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elonmusk At this point, I’m really running out of crazy things to say. Any suggestions?
m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57…

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Last night I dreamed that Turnbull lost the plot and started berating journos at a press conference, accusing them all of corruption.

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Well this all seems to be going to plan. twitter.com/smh/status/739…

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@gpdawson Ah, so it’s your fault. Cool.

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I’ve just listened to some of “The 9pm Edict” live recording, and it’ll sound quite good I think. It’s likely to be online around lunchtime.

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This is not true. I replaced a near-empty jar of Nescafé Gold that was there when I arrived. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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This photo by @oberonsghost is a nice rendition of yesterday’s recording, except @MargotSaville can’t be seen. instagram.com/p/BGODNh5w33E/

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@damnanq Hmmm. I’ve been starting the day like this for quite some time. I think you’ll just have to cope.

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Sun plan, early draft: Sloth a while longer; edit, mix and post “The 9pm Edict”; Sunday lunch; remainder TBA, depending on flood levels.

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@damnanq Wait on, these aren’t horoscopes. At least not yet. I don’t know what they are, but they’re not that.

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The pleuting continues. This is so troncd. pic.twitter.com/w8NkOPk0YL

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Sunday. They have returned, and They have brought some additional Equipment. This looks bad. For you, anyway. Sunday.

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