Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 6th, 2016

If you’re desperate to hear my voice, then there’s always the AusCERT 2016 Speed Debate. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I know I said I was editing it earlier, but I ended up gossiping with the publican instead. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@mattdasilva Why thank you. I’m kinda to close to it to tell any more.

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If you’re desperate, you can listen to the unedited recording session, which starts 45m45s in. spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…

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Right, I’ve decided to finish the podcast edit tomorrow morning, because I’m being precious about it.

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So what if it is? Is it shooting at you? Is it molesting children? FFS focus on something that’s actually important. twitter.com/RoseThornTRA/s…

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Right, I have abandoned my afternoon office, and after quick refreshments I shall settle into finishing this goddam podcast.

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This is why the internet is useless. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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MrDenmore Feminist Malcolm, Startup Malcolm, Battler Malcolm. Are they going to release the full set before polling day?

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@maureenchuck1 @Maintenonmadame You’ll have to track it down yourself, I’m afraid. It was this morning some time.

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Non solvetur oleum avem ferrum structuris, @dobes.

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@juhasaarinen I’m not sure, but I’m willing to give it a try.

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@yabbie5674 I can speak Adelaide. In fact, it’s my native language.

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@elronxenu @ResignInShame Well, I read it some time last century, but even so. I met Frank Herbert, btw. He was a lovely human being.

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Christoper Pyne and George Brandis can take me to Paradise any time they like. twitter.com/cpyne/status/7…

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@maureenchuck1 @Maintenonmadame From tweets earlier, my understanding is that UNSW’s coastal erosion research team predicted exactly that.

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TheKouk It’s been the sort of day when you understand what it would be like feeding caviar to pigs…

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samanthamaiden George Brandis and Chris Pyne. Putting the Paradise back into Paradise. twitter.com/cpyne/status/7…

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@cathywilcox1 @aleeb88 They’re certainly uninterrupted now.

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@Maintenonmadame You’re confusing “puzzled” with “crowing”.

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@egadheg @dobes I call shenanigans. That’s not possible.

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@egadheg @dobes Having worked in radio for so many years, these basic production fails are like writing without knowing what sentences are.

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@dobes @egadheg Oh. Well you’re not going to like the buses going past in my podcast.

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@dobes @egadheg I am appalled at the shit audio quality of so many podcasts.

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@dobes We did talk about the election. A bit.

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@dobes Actually I’ll have Saturday’s Public House Forum on the line tonight.

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@dobes Is there some way we can replace them with pre-rolls plugging the Edict?

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@dobes I also love that the pre-roll is a US TVC.

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Make sure you’ve had a drink before watching this video then. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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So Pyne/Brandis, eh @jeamland?

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WE HAVE SIGHTED BRANDIS. I REPEAT, WE HAVE SIGHTED BRANDIS. twitter.com/cpyne/status/7…

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pitthen Coogee the day after the storm pic.twitter.com/Xq0533KLni

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@SnarkyPlatypus @maddythecatlady Well the Gold Coast is what us doctors call “a swamp”.

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SimonThomsen That moment when our hero fails to grasp the key foundation of Australian coastal property development… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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PollHereford @stilgherrian That’s undermining the basis for a good 20% of North Shore real estate. Virtual communism, sir!

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@AbstractCode I was going to skip over that one, but yes.

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I think the key question here is why the fuck would you build a house on top of a sand dune? twitter.com/SydneyLive2GB/…

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“An army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” — General George S Pattonen.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S.…Z

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TheRealEwbank Collaroy beach, before and after the Sydney storm… Via @GuardianAus + @andypbray. pic.twitter.com/RIZOcdRTPf

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AndrewBrownFCN It appears that Hawkesbury police have uncovered a large shipment of ice pic.twitter.com/zCzlvvGnSf

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rpy Morning Backburner checks out pic.twitter.com/2Ds8K4on4y

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Sometimes I simply don’t want to know what any of this is about. Ever. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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BenedictEvans Funny how,if you unfollow someone who only seems to talk about what a big deal they are, they don’t seem to show up in the rest of your feed

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@SnarkyPlatypus I did speculate recently that he was in a ball-gag somewhere where he didn’t have to explain anything to anyone.

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“Where’s Wyatt?” Another question to ask is “So where’s Soapy?” twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, the publican is bored, so he’s giving me new ales to try.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well they’re renovating. Things are a bit basic right now. Though the steak was delightful.

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Editing a certain podcast. It’s a hard life. pic.twitter.com/NqGRuw1GIR

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Password0ne hex = asc 218,218,218 which is Hebrew Gematria for “Black Dragon” or “AZRAT”, which has a numerical value of 2+1+8 = 11

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Ben_Hall Ouch. Mark Zuckerberg’s social media accounts have been hacked pic.twitter.com/KvVmXOIg5s

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@KompleatKnut No, but I have a $12 steak, chips and salad.

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@duncanriley You wrap it in a garbage bag and seal it with gaffer tape.

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@ericscheid True. Twitter allows any handle as long as you’re not trying to be deceptive etc. Seems reasonable to me.

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@ericscheid None of it has any cachet, to be honest. Now getting my passport or bank ID right, that counts.

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“Cooperarion with a large firm!” pic.twitter.com/Jj77QPZgwV

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@ericscheid In the case is most AU media, they were just done in a batch when Twitter opened their AU office. “Yeah, they’re legit.”

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@ericscheid Much looser. There’s no application process or criteria. Twitter just gives Blue Ticks as they see fit.

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@ericscheid The problem with Twitter Verified is that it’s totally arbitrary, though based on a “Yeah, we know him/her” vouching.

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fanfiction_txt I slowly regained conciousness.

Ow, my head hurt. What happened?

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colindickey omg in an essay one of my students just confused “emulate” and “immolate.”
“Find the writers you admire and immolate them.”

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 314: Cold and wet and more wet, and wet” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/31… pic.twitter.com/iqZzcOESZp

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In which @NewtonMark films me drinking a cold deconstructed coffee. youtube.com/watch?v=PXaJQw…

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Look, I’ll have to leave you to deal with Siberia. ‘cos I’ve got things to do now.

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I imaging that there’ll be some sort of klaxon, yes, followed by an announcement in a long-lost language. twitter.com/HamishMack/sta…

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Actually, this is quite believable, @channeltennews, because it did the rounds on Twitter a week ago. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Slow start; blog (both done); planning; Weekly Wrap; errands and lunch, Leichhardt (probably); edit, mix and post “The 9pm Edict”.

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Absurdum14 Timeless wisdom courtesy of the Shin-Aomori station staff… pic.twitter.com/4sXN4axIYq

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When the Earth’s temperature rises by 3C, rocket engines are triggered automatically, moving it to a new orbit. twitter.com/LiveScience/st…

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Thousand of bus journeys are completed every day without running into things, and these guys want to run the nation. twitter.com/annikasmethurs…

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jeamland How tronc is your tronc?

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Mon plan, redraft: Slow start (almost happening); blog (done); Weekly Wrap; urgent errands; edit, mix and post “The 9pm Edict” podcast.

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leslienassar Oh man, we’ve all been there. *shakes a tiny fist at Animal Planet* twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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As many before me have said, “Rake” is a documentary. twitter.com/BowlerBarriste…

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nampix Homes and units undercut by destructive swell at after impacted pic @nampix pic.twitter.com/Qki77ezUGW

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New blog post: “AusCERT 2016 Speed Debate: Video” stilgherrian.com/conversations/… pic.twitter.com/thAl02D9XR

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@davispg @BOM_au We don’t want nom steenking foreign tsunamis.

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abcnewsSydney “There is no beach at Collaroy,” says one local after a night of storm damage ab.co/1U2LWRW pic.twitter.com/VZzLJNgXR6

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WARNING; YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. twitter.com/BOM_au/status/…

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_Tors You can almost hear the angels singing … the morning after pic.twitter.com/eMMqNyyIso

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@chrisjrn Are you feeling lonely, Chris?

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freakboy3742 Hey everyone - @chrisjrn’s phone is lonely. Send him a tweet. twitter.com/chrisjrn/statu…

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Mon plan, early draft: Slow start; blog x 2 including Weekly Wrap; urgent errands, depending on rain; edit, mix and post podcast.

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dallaskilponen Incredible photo of Sydney storm swell by @jakobdezwart. pic.twitter.com/1Dimm0sC88

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Well this is a wonderful* reading of the local zeitgeist this morning. twitter.com/instagram/stat…

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Sydney rain in 48 hours was 200 to 250mm. Highest metro area 379mm at Ingleburn. One spot (missed name) got 618mm. @BOM_NSW via @702sydney.

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@ssharwood I hope you’ve a webcam set up then.

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@ssharwood Excellent. I shall notify the paparazzi immediately.

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But what are you wearing on your feet right now, @ssharwood?

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eliistender10 If you’re ever having a bad day think about this guy in the middle pic.twitter.com/uuP6vj2ZBA

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Monday. Do you have any matches? No reason. Monday.

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