Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 8th, 2016

This has not ended well.

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@jonoabroad One needs to make sure about these things.

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This is not ending well.

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This will not end well.

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus To be honest I’d expected more no-shows. It was a miserable day.

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@davispg There’s mention of the coffee, but there wasn’t coherent audio that’d work in a podcast.

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That’s a fairly blunt plug, but there it is. I hope the fun of the afternoon comes through in the podcast.

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The @774melbourne spot is done. I’ll post a recording tomorrow morning.

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I’ll be talking about hacking cars on ABC @774melbourne at 1930 AEST. abc.net.au/melbourne and on ABC apps. That’s in half an hour.

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@mpesce ABC is required to give a certain amount of airtime to candidates’ messages as part of its national broadcaster status.

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Well I did suggest blowing up the entire planet, but I got some pushback re that proposal. twitter.com/mongabay/statu…

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Are you ashamed of yourself, @ElishaPearce? You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Ah, I see that someone has let @mikko loose in western Europe again. twitter.com/mthomas304/sta…

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@mikko Hyppönen Blames North Korea For SWIFT Attacks”, apparently.OK then. techweekeurope.co.uk/security/mikko…

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The other day I found out David Cameron is an actual person. I’d assumed it was some sitcom thing. And he’s Prime Minister? Like, for real?

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@johnthelutheran @c_of_e Look, I pay attention to what’s going on.

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@DDsD Who knows? Is Picton an actual place?

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What even is Picton, anyway?

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Wow. Biggest storm in three decades, just three working days later, and the whinges about process start. FFS. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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Wait. This isn’t Duran Duran. twitter.com/johntheluthera…

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And I’m hungry like the wolf.

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Strut on a line, it’s discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt, I’m after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine

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And I’m hungry like the wolf

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Burning the ground, I break from the crowd
I’m on the hunt, I’m after you
I smell like I sound, I’m lost and I’m found

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Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf

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Strut on a line, it’s discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine, I’m after you
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And I’m hungry like the wolf

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In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
A scent and a sound, I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the wolf

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High blood drumming on your skin, it’s so tight
You feel my heat, I’m just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

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Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I’ll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

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Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf

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In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf

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Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

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Darken the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

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And now it’s Duran Duran, “Hungry Like the Wolf”. This is definitely heaven, or a sub-branch thereof.

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If heaven has Coopers on tap, which I’m sure it does, then yes. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Should I mention that a screen near me is currently showing “Flashdance”?

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@strangedave So it’s a good thing I didn’t do that. :) I’m just whinging about the Tor-will-make-you-safe meme of the wannabes.

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@i386 @chaser I couldn’t say. I’ve left the building. Though I’ll be back there later.

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@SnarkyPlatypus A good nerve gas is slightly heavier than air.

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OK, that’s the first radio spot done, a pre-record for @720perth. I’ll be back at 1930 AEST for a live spot with @774melbourne.

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The audience for the @chaser election special is gathering. pic.twitter.com/p46GTE8BEK

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@pevansgreenwood @rexster Yeah, but by God a train wreck is fun to watch.

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Wed plan, remainder: 1645 ABC @720perth recording (to air Saturday); errands; 1930 ABC @774melbourne; dinner, Haymarket.

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Rightly so. And I say that as someone who makes a living by creating copyrightable “content”. Arsehat. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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While I suspect that our views may differ with respect to other issues, I am so with @PeterPhelpsMLC on this one. twitter.com/PeterPhelpsMLC…

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@Treners I understand what you’re saying, but I’m not so sure that AU politics mirrors the US as much as people claim.

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@smartbrain Am I right in saying that you, like me, am enjoying watching this as an incendiary spectacle?

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@Treners I guess so. Since I have no “skin in the game” as they say, I’m treating all this as a spectator sport and/or performance art.

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@Treners Heh. And there’s the fun, right? They’re having trouble facing up to their defeat. By a woman. The horror!

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@Treners You’re determined to grind the humour of this situation into the dust, aren’t you. Hey, your prerogative, but where’s the fun?

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God bless America.

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@Treners But that said, how else do you “not allow” a democratically elected candidate to take up their post?

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Must be a fish overload, ‘cos I’ve got four flathead here. instagram.com/p/BGYekqqiFsq/

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So, Sanders is saying he’d over-ride a democratic vote with… what? An assassination? Go Bernietwitter.com/JohnBarronUSA/…Yk

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So, the Liberal’s re-election strategy is to keep Dutton hidden and send Soapy to play with Pyne in Adelaide? Well done, everybody.

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@Owzatmate @korstraw I don’t think it’s a competition.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Only four and half years. You’re thinking of the album.

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Now playing: Ultravox, “Vienna” youtube.com/watch?v=dH89u_…

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@smartbrain Oh dear God no. East Africa is full of abandoned aloe vera farms after the last aloe vera bubble burst. I’ve seen them.

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“Where in the World is Peter Dutton? An Investigation” vice.com/en_au/read/whe…

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“Symantec launches connected auto security software”, writes @ldignan zdnet.com/article/symant…

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“The Dummies Guide to Making a Data Series ‘Match’ Some Other Data Series”.

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Except for the big section which, you know, didn’t. twitter.com/dan_pantera/st…

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@semibogan Well, if they manage to take their heads out of each other’s arses, that is.

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@michaelneale I think so, though someone suggested this bit is an extension of the tram maintenance yards.

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DearPRYouSuck There’s nothing better than a dial-in number for four flacks to listen to two normal humans conversing.

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Olivianuzzi Was everyone always this dumb?

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The destruction of Sydney begins, and not before time. pic.twitter.com/ikW9DoUKWc

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@dobes Well, yes, and I believe I wrote about that in the context of a Senator of our mutual acquaintance.

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Well that’s this month’s hate mail sorted.

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There’s something really fuckin’ wrong with a community that can’t discuss its problems without imagining it’s some vast global conspiracy.

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As I wrote in 2014, “Tor’s feral fans are its own worst enemy” zdnet.com/tors-feral-fan…

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I’ve no idea if the claims against @ioerror are true or not, but they need to be dealt with outside tribal bullshit. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Whether claims are true or not, “immediately labelled a traitor and a government stooge” is a problem with zealots. twitter.com/OxbloodRuffin/…

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As one of @ripitupAU’s competitors / colleagues back when I was cool, this is sad news indeed. twitter.com/ripitupAU/stat…

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Gawd, if the US government wants me to brief them, then they just give me a call and ask for a quote like anyone else.

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I don’t know what the fuss is about. I’ve presented at Consilium and I’m not secretly briefing the US government.

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“Labor Refuses To Say Why Candidate Secretly Briefed The US Government” buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/P6YeIhVTsN

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe they just like porking Dutton. Or, more seriously, they just need to stop him supporting Abbott.

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So how have Thelma and Loui… I mean Christopher and George been going with their campaigning in Adelaide?

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It doesn’t reduce crime. It just shifts it to where they don’t have camera.

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What’s funnier is that they’ve fallen for the industry’s marketing which says any of this expenditure reduces crime. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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franksting It’s amazing how many freedom loving Tories like the idea of monitoring public spaces. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…

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I suppose I should have breakfast soon. Unless rum counts as breakfast?

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IllyBocean pic.twitter.com/Y3r9wj7Cor

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dobes Hard to believe farewell tours began so long ago twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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“The 9pm Public House Forum 3” is now on @spreaker. spreaker.com/user/skankmedi…

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“The 9pm Public House Forum 3” is now on @SoundCloud . soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@smidgey @riskybusiness @ioerror Look you know we’re not allowed to have our own opinions.

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@riskybusiness Oh yes. Oh very yes. Can I say “train wreck” at this point? It’s actually bigger than that.

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On a completely unrelated note, @riskybusiness, “Tor’s feral fans are its own worst enemy” (Nov 2014) zdnet.com/article/tors-f…

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You might well say that, @riskybusiness. I couldn’t possibly comment. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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Yes, that podcast with @markhumphries @cathywilcox1 @paulwallbank @MargotSaville and me is finally online. You should listen.

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Oops. Found a whole bit that I haven’t mixed properly. What an arsehat.

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Getting there. By 1030 AEST now, I reckon. I spent too long farting about with the mix.

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The new ETA for getting the podcast online is around 1000 AEST. I’m not rushing things.

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Wed plan: Post podcast, finally (soon); quote for a software job; 1640 ABC @720perth recording; dinner, Haymarket; 1930 @774melbourne; bins.

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ghostinmarble ROFL an immigrant took Trump’s job twitter.com/schwarzenegger…

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WillMcHoebag Meryl Streep dressed as Donald Trump last night and it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/hn5fvVc6pb

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@jillethelmurray @774melbourne @Raf_Epstein Ah no, that’s my typo, which I’ve now fixed. I’m talking with @LindyBurns live at 1930 AEST.

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Working on said podcast now. I reckon it’ll finally be online around 0900 AEST, but I won’t rush it.

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Wed plan, draft: Post podcast, finally; quote for quick software job; 1640 @720perth recording; dinner, Haymarket; 1930 @774melbourne; bins.

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Wed plan, draft: Post podcast, finally; quote for quick software job; 1640 @720perth recording; dinner, Haymarket; 1630 @774melbourne; bins.

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teletextpage152 Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing “Netflix and chill”. pic.twitter.com/ID0L3heSng

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@Gin_ev_ra As you know, I think it’s ridiculous, so I’m curious to see how it goes.

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Wednesday. Please check that your socks are in order. Disorderly socks will be dealt with mercilessly. Wednesday.

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