Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 25th, 2016

RT [REDACTED]: Anywhere there is a beach and cheap drugs and there’s a good bet Swedes will be there.

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@trentyarwood Yeah but you know what that’s the standard treatment for. ;)

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managerspeak So is your expertise in the internet or the things?

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malcolmcoles 2nd referendum petition gets a million signatures petition.parliament.uk/petitions/1312… pic.twitter.com/IrrLZ9JD8N

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@NuclearAnthro Actually, I head today that mass shootings are “only” 1% of shooting deaths in the US. That was on this week’s @onthemedia.

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@NuclearAnthro Well happy birthday and my God you are doomed to die of heath failure like all Americans.

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@NuclearAnthro You need the penicillin, is that what you’re saying?

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That’s perhaps a bit too subtle unless you’ve worked in public health.

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Oh I had this once. You need 6 x weekly 1000mg penicillin intramuscular. twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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mrchrisaddison Here’s that modern, diverse, dynamic, forward-thinking Britain. pic.twitter.com/NgVO9xhewW

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smidgey @Password0ne @stilgherrian Not sure if you understand how NATO works, but whatev’s

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Password0ne Now that WE (the Anglo American Establishment) have left Europe, you won’t get any of our 5eyes intel feeds. But we get all of yours! Haha

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I’ve been pleased to listen to David Marr. I assume ‘cos he’s not having to argue with arsehats on arsehat Sunday morning TV programs.

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These episodes stand up even weeks later, these @GuardianAus Behind the Lines podcasts. Have a listen. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@davispg @OaaSvc Then I stand, or at least sit, corrected. Ping @R_Chirgwin.

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@NewtonMark Now that you point that out, yes it did. But not being the pilot, I was watching the scenery. :P

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@NewtonMark Well I’m happy with my guesstimate based on trigonometry from your Periscope stream. :)

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@NewtonMark What’s your altitude ASL for that sort of flight? Looked like about 5000 ft?

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@OaaSvc @davispg There’s exiting rules on govt businesses vs party business too. Someone else can look it up though.

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@OaaSvc @davispg This is my understanding, anyway.

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@OaaSvc @R_Chirgwin @pandymonium01 The start of the election campaigning (issue of writs) != campaign launch (party media event).

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@OaaSvc @R_Chirgwin It takes guts for a media outlet to break from the pack, and there’s almost no-one with that much spine any more.

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thegrugq_ebooks I’d like you to flee the country, maybe consider taking their advice?

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thegrugq_ebooks ISIS really only takes a minute!

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thegrugq_ebooks I am also not convinced that ISIS has banned all Apple products, and that looks like a MBP

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@R_Chirgwin @pandymonium01 Either way, the date’s the same for all players, so that’s a factor off the table. Launch timing is tactical.

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@R_Chirgwin @pandymonium01 That’s not how it works. It’s from when the writs are done.

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Don’t worry, I’ve found it. @ABCNews24 coverage is 1100 to 1230 AEST, so I guess there’s 30 mins of arsehattery before an 1130 start.

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What time Sunday is the Coalition “campaign launch”? I need to work out when to start drinking.

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Oh that’s right, the Coalition is “launching” its campaign tomorrow, at the start of week 7 of an 8-week campaign. What bullshit.

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I deleted my original RT of this ‘cos I now assume it’s Joyce’s workers (so what) not @AusElectoralCom’s (WTF)? twitter.com/TonyHWindsor/s…

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Catching up on @GuardianAus’ Behind the Lines podcast. This episode with David Marr (ermph) is surprisingly good. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Sure, a pizza with the face of the boss you hate, and you and your colleagues tear it apart and eat it. twitter.com/adage/status/7…

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Imagineer6 I flew by a rocket taking off pic.twitter.com/VDqkVfPej8

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I notice, however, that next month is called “Juliar”.

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I don’t think the @firstdogonmoon calendar has got it quite right for today. pic.twitter.com/DIh7OuXVun

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@NewtonMark @flightradar24 Thanks, Mark. Apart from the temperature, though, that looked like a nice clear day for flying?

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@johnb78 @sylmobile Careful, you’re getting me all hot and bothered now.

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@juhasaarinen @NewtonMark I was just watching it, but he’s stopped streaming now. I’m guessing he has to pay attention to ATC now.

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Sadly VH-SOL is too low to show up on @flightradar24, or doesn’t have the right kind of beacon.

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It’s true. @NewtonMark is currently streaming live from VH-SOL currently passing Katoomba. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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This week’s @onthemedia is on gun control, and it’s nuanced, intelligent, and fascinating. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m…

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@NewtonMark But if you’re flying then you’re closer to the Sun!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnthelutheran No no no, Malcolm says “technology has abolished geography”.

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Hah! @onthemedia says they’ll cover Brexit next week. “So enough about such thorny issues. We’ll talk about guns.” Well played.

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@voltagex @Kxyne Sounds a great idea. Do Western Australia while you’re at it, they’re getting itchy feet again.

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@voltagex @Kxyne Yeah, just tag the lot of the fuckers. Keep em’ on a leash.

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@Kxyne @voltagex What scares me about those things is they enable controlling abusive parents more than prevent attacks by scary pedos.

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Hurrah! My journey into the Cave of Mysterious Tax Compliance has been fruitful. And it didn’t kill me.

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Time to descend once more into the Cave of MysteriousTax Compliance Accounting with my trusty guide Bafflement. Today’s episode: 2012-2013.

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Thanks is an excellent elephant, @cathywilcox1 @smh. (And try saying that three times quickly.)

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cathywilcox1 Just don’t mention the banks for another week.
My @smh business toon. pic.twitter.com/1cLObrrP8w

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1. It’s cold, and good podcast-listening weather. 2. It contains nothing about Bre*it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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danharmon If I remember history correctly, we are now in a “factors leading to” paragraph before a unit where maps get super flaggy and arrowy.

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“What Brexit Means for Sea Cucumbers”.

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anandamide A friend (who works in electoral services) writes… pic.twitter.com/KQwkUBFNO6

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@SnarkyPlatypus I skipped the eggs. I was dozing, and I’m not actually hungry yet.

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Sat plan: Open another black box of depressing documents and determine how much misery they contain; plan appropriately; remainder TBA.

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vcocozza76 Scotland, don’t ever change 😂😂😂😂😅 pic.twitter.com/1u7ZYHZA60

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s more a comment about the strength of the vox pop effect, not your sanity. Although…

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s not so much a drive as a short putt.

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Mind you, ask any Australian on 3 July why they voted the way they did and you’d get plenty of equally nonsensical answers.

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Well @Channel4News has found some people will well-considered* votes. amp.twimg.com/v/45d75041-bf5…

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markofshane @paulbradshaw @stilgherrian @FT This is bleakly amusing pic.twitter.com/ZXjw8UA8KN

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Ah, well here’s a take from the @australian… via [redactedpic.twitter.com/j2z9fcctRJRJ

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TwopTwips FARAGE. Please fuck off and keep fucking off until you’ve fucked so far off that you’re back to where you started. Then fuck off again.

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Yeah, this is pretty much the face of Brexit. pic.twitter.com/Q8cTMVMzYB

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standardnews ‘I really regret my vote’: The Brexit voters who wish they’d voted In standard.co.uk/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/d3qT6OEPjP

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@thegrugq_ebooks “Surprised”? It’s more like confused.

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BobbyBigWheel The next James Bond will just be him spending 2 hours in passport control at De Gaulle

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I’m surprised that @thegrugq_ebooks doesn’t have more to say about all this Brexit malarky.

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barrysaunders The reptilians who run the UK are trying to one-up each other. ‘Let’s make a pigfucker PM!’ ‘No, a blancmange covered in spaghetti!’

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My favourites are “Toupéd fucktrumpet” and “Mangled apricot hellbeast”. buzzfeed.com/mjs538/i-am-le…

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By my estimate that’s around 1500 people. Not “big” in terns of a city like London. twitter.com/LouisaClarence…

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paul_jackson TV cameraman - we salute you! pic.twitter.com/bbqzCCppjg

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glengyron All the REMAIN idiots voted with pencil.

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patroclus Boaty McBoatface was the canary in the coalmine. We totally should have cancelled the referendum at that point.

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snurb_dot_info On German TV, @MartinSchulz is already campaigning hard for the Parliament to be given greater powers. And he’s dead right.

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TheFix Donald Trump’s Brexit press conference was beyond bizarre wpo.st/BrNi1 pic.twitter.com/oAtO0HMiI7

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ellisaidan And that’s Donald Trump’s catchphrase pic.twitter.com/zbfNZkXQH1

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I am still enjoying everything that is happening.

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“After Brexit Vote, Britain Asks Google: ‘What Is The EU?’” npr.org/sections/allte… twitter.com/GoogleTrends/s…

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Shandypockets So amazing that power has shifted so dramatically from the guy 3rd from the left to the guy 4th form the right. pic.twitter.com/SUn0NvZocD

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“… and over the next three hours slowly eat away your brain.twitter.com/SAI/status/746…PH

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TheSun Here’s your first look at tomorrow’s front page:

EXCLUSIVE: “Why should I do the hard s**t?” pic.twitter.com/9q4ezWof9e

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jperlow Ok, this cracked me up pic.twitter.com/pSy4uhFrRe

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TheMediaTweets We’re going to need more than luck, but thanks anyway @libepic.twitter.com/bvxJ1btTUH

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I’ve always assumed churros were something like a guinea pig or a hamster. Seems I was right. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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kirstylogan Protesting, Scottish style. pic.twitter.com/UAGLcTD8Vl

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paulbradshaw And did local newspapers have journalists who could report on this data..? twitter.com/ft/status/7462…

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JRhodesPianist Well played Madrid. I’ll be there on Monday :) pic.twitter.com/RW7aI5EAtJ

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johnmcternan With 85,000 MPs, shouldn’t we be in government? twitter.com/labourleft/sta…

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Seven days to go, Australia. Seven days.

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Sat plan, draft: Eggs, eventually; open another black box of depressing documents and determine how much misery they contain; remainder TBA.

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kennethholley Fansmitter – exfiltrating data from Air-Gapped devices via fan noiseow.ly/FGW2501JMbS5tec

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snurb_dot_info So, looks like the GBP has, um, ‘stabilised’ at -8% against the USD for now. EUR/USD -2.6%. pic.twitter.com/GPBfA3xs9Q

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Histreepix The morning-after referendum pill allowed voters to abort miscast votes up to 72 hours after cocking things up. 1954 pic.twitter.com/2paYry4awF

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I’m assuming all the bonfires will be lit at midnight.

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It’s all a bit of lighthearted fun, says @TheSun. thesun.co.uk/news/1334957/t… Well I guess the spin is amusing.

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monteiro By end of day England will be reduced to Boris Johnson and some cockgobbler named Nigel peeling turnips in a flaming barrel on the Thames.

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Saturday. You’ve forgotten about Them, haven’t you. Well They haven’t forgotten about you. Saturday.

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