Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 26th, 2016

Right. I have an early start tomorrow, and I have a terrible foreboding that that coughing fit is incipient bronchitis. Time to go.

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astralsocialite That @charltonbrooker is going to have a hard time satirising all this shit. twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…

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thegrugq_ebooks That’s a, pardon my French, completely fucking useless.

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thegrugq_ebooks @stilgherrian @JustJimWillDo I paid out a hundred bucks to some fucking work done bro.

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JustJimWillDo Everybody mentioned and involved in this story is a fucking idiot. twitter.com/FrostReporter/…

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I swear I’ve seen this video.

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@frogworth And yet it somehow seems fitting.

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“Hopeless? Join the Labour Party.” twitter.com/Jackstilgoe/st…

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SachadeBoer New&improved referendum form: pic.twitter.com/sJqMfnBwDI

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If you had to make a human centipede, which end would you start with, and why? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@KompleatKnut @abcnews Sorry, what’s a “love truffle”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Only the bloke on the far right. So to speak.

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Dear Australian Media, can we have a seating diagram from today’s Coalition campaign launch? It might well be instructive.

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@MargotSaville Hmmm. He’s not on the front bench, so maybe a bit further back? Maybe someone should publish a seating diagram.

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Well this is what’s being put forward as Australia’s future. pic.twitter.com/Pg4j4IlpVB

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@dobes Earlier today I made a frightening discovery. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I seem to have survived that.

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It’s not just rabbits down this rabbit hole.

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“You have a delightful and alluring naivety, but within the context of this quiz you do make Dappy look like Stephen Fry.” — Phil Jupitus

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@SnarkyPlatypus I suspect it would be a bad idea to ponder where I might sit on that spectrum.

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@SnarkyPlatypus These two programs are such glorious train wrecks, they’re utterly oblivious. I can’t look away.

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Oh God, I think I’m starting to be able to tell them apart.

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Heh. Noel Fielding just described Jedward as “like a simpleton Bros”.

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I’m really quite liking Jack Dee’s dry presentation style on this episode.

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So Jedward fans are and/or promotional bots are now descending upon me like a plague of seagulls.

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And here, at the suggestion of several, is Jedward on “Never Mind The Buzzcocks” youtube.com/watch?v=vobKF6…

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This really is quite remarkable. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I think it was @charltonbrooker who said the ep of “8 Out of 10 Cats” with both him and Jedward was special. It is. youtube.com/watch?v=emmEhK…

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xeni Australian schools contractor says wifi and vaccination damage “gifted” kids’ “extra neurological connections” boingboing.net/2016/06/25/aus…

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Pandamoanimum Stop the world, I want to get off. pic.twitter.com/5jXmvOXZrn

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thegrugq_ebooks if you punch them in the 80s, would that “pre empt” his punishment?

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DMReporter UH OH: Mail readers have just learned that the wasn’t legally binding..pic.twitter.com/88lMinecrzrz

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jonkudelka British conservative party causes massive cockup, left wing party decides to self destruct out of a sense of fair play.

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1. Risk assessment. 2. Slippery Plastic Heels. pic.twitter.com/frZboQXtuY

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@KompleatKnut Nothing now, because I have eated it.

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Enjoying my pudding.

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@smidgey @semibogan Don’t worry, President Trump has been talking to a lot of people and will soon sort this out.

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The 300g rump steak, medium rare with mash and veges and pepper sauce, was rather good. I’m following it with a sticky date pudding.

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@semibogan Nest is the Manchurian Candidate in all this, mark my words.

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yarens1 RT @LemieuxLGM: “When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like David Cameron’s face.” newstatesman.com/politics/uk/20…

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@semibogan Actually, we could use Google AdWords’ algorithm. How much are you willing to bid to stay alive?

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@semibogan Surely we can solve the Trolley Problem with the Blockchain.

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TheKouk Election betting
Solid $$ on Labor into $5.50 from $6.00
Coalition out to $1.14 from $1.12
Who knows?

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MarkDiStef .@tonyowright has written the best sentence of the entire campaign brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/IHsXaTHJvd

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@Tim_Beshara “Pork noodles”, did you say> Bonus.

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This analysis of Turnbull’s attacks in his speech from @murpharoo is worth a read. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@Tim_Beshara Next time I’m after dumplings I’ll definitely head there.

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@riskybusiness I retweeted someone’s explanation earlier. Since I’m not directly affected that’ll do me.

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The queue outside the New Shanghai is about 30 people. Good thing I want a steak or something.

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@KrazyKarl910 Thanks. I look forward to the first quokkamass.

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Sun plan: Watch Daddy Malcolm’s campaign launch (done); hunt down some Sunday lunch (imminently); return to the slothing; Weekly Wrap.

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thegrugq_ebooks They have a warrant, I have to change SIM.

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leslienassar Incredible that the last three years of Abbott/Turnbull was all part of a plan… and that it should be stuck to.

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James_Jeffrey Just One Leader Since September! pic.twitter.com/hYKQVXE55y

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Whatever happened to “Continuity and Change”? twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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A QUOKKA HAS JUST BEEN ELECTED POPE. twitter.com/mattner_d/stat…

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deejayhodder “We Have a Plan”
“What Is It?”
“A Plan.A Cunning Plan”
“But What Is It?”
“It’s a Plan”
“But..”
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leslienassar They couldn’t figure out how to type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in to PowerPoint twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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gths Didn’t exactly explain the “plan”, did he? Just a bunch of fairy stories that we’re supposed to take on face value.

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MarkDiStef Reaching for our hearts and our hopes. pic.twitter.com/1FNUjLL40J

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Most-repeated scare-messages were boats, stability, unions, danger of voting elsewhere. They’re the sound bites for tonight’s TV news.

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And we’re done.

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MarkDiStef There is very little energy in the room. People zenning out.

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Turnbull is again warning us against the risk of a “roll of the dice” in voting for independent or minor-party candidates.

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Announcement: $64 million commitment to “crack down on the trafficking of illegal firearms on our streets”.

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Quick segue to the importance of immigration, and our first people, but straight back to Labor and The Greens risking our border security.

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Boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats.

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Turnbull: “In tandem with The Greens, Labor would overturn our [successful border protection] policies.”

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Turnbull says today marks “700 days without a successful people-smuglling venture to our country.”

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Turnbull talks up (briefly) the importance of a “sovereign capability” for naval shipbuilding. But now we’re onto Boats. Lots on Boats.

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I”s all fully-funded, apparently. Which means it can’t even start for another year. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Announced earlier today: $192 million more for frontline mental health services. Three specifics were given.

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Announcement: A $50 million strategy to assist seniors to improve their digital literacy skills.

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Announcement: An additional $48 million for scholarships under the Smith Family’s Learning for Life program.

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OK, here come some new policies…

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“This is no time to pull the doona over your head,” apparently. pic.twitter.com/zz1r29tyGi

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OK, this logic makes some sense. I’m guessing there’s a devil in the detail though. twitter.com/sprocket___/st…

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Lots of scary-scary Greens and independents talk from Turnbull now. They are SO worried about that shift to minor parties.

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I’m still trying to understand why a drop in housing prices would cause a rise in rent prices.

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KnottMatthew Biggest cheers for the attacks on Labor and Shorten

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thetowncrier People are still more inclined to believe Mal over Bill. Calling out the barefaced Medicare lies from Labor is powerful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is a good presentation, but the passion hasn’t been released yet. Not like it is when he talks tech and innovation.

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JamColley mfw you’re saying I should feel good but really I feel nothing pic.twitter.com/Xv32Kh11jX

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When Turnbull is prepared, he’s still a great speaker. So far he’s doing well, though so far it’s familiar material, stuff he’s said before.

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alpsa Tones doesn’t look too happy pic.twitter.com/YFHwXNHHcJ

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jonkudelka Never been a more depressing time to be an Australian voter.

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farrm51 Tony Abbott. No solo moment in the launch spotlight for you.

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ElishaPearce Today, and for tomorrow’s coverage, Strathfield is part of western Sydney.

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I tell you what, the whiskey helps.

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“There has never a more exciting time to be an Australian.” pic.twitter.com/rDqaTIqPsY

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Turnbull just thanks his predecessors Howard and Abbott. Abbott looks like he’s about to explode.

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DanConifer .@TurnbullMalcolm to @JulieBishopMP: “Thank you for the way you make us proud every time you stand up as our Foreign Minister.”

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See, THIS is beyond the Great Dividing Range. pic.twitter.com/qcqpErWFGa

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Julie Bishop continues to be a great speaker. Do she and Turnbull have a Kirribilli Agreement in place? pic.twitter.com/h5iOMfckYS

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… he says from somewhere as far west as Strathfield. pic.twitter.com/ItRiponJZ5

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BernardKeane Scott Morrison has balanced the books, Joyce says

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BernardKeane Weird speech from Barnaby. 60,000 years of highway cobstruction, apparently.

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We have also learned that Banababy thinks caravans are not a sensible way to travel.

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So we’ve had Craig Laundy talking up the future of Aboriginal elders, and Bananaby praising migrant taxi drivers as a symbol of a vision.

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“10 Things Only People With Gauges Will Understand” clickhole.com/article/10-thi… pic.twitter.com/L0leDBlvVC

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This is true, they said exactly this. Howard is a beacon for all of us. twitter.com/max_au/status/…

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John Howard is in da house.

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Apparently @Bowenchris will release Labor’s full election costings at 1300 AEST today.

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@reselsnark That’s a point. So now I have revealed poor decision-making to both @whiteswine and yourself. Terrible business.

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Maybe I’ll have a shot of vodka every time Turnbull says “jobs” or “growth”.

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@whiteswine Sorry, I don’t what I was thinking.

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Is it too early for whiskey?

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@safzoro @ABCNews24 While your proposal has merit, I may save it for next weekend.

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That’ll teach ‘em not to build wind turbines ever again. twitter.com/SPACEdotcom/st…

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Soon I shall be turning on @ABCNews24 to watch the PM’s campaign launch. Because I hate myself.

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Scarfolk The news: It’s 1972 again. Scarfolk is coming true one day at a time. Now here’s that forecast again pic.twitter.com/c6bnbibZ9b

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Sun plan, draft: Sloth; 1100 watch Daddy Malcolm’s campaign launch; reconsider my life choices; return to the slothing.

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Well, yesterday, anyway. 25 June.

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Today is the birthday of George Orwell, colonial police officer and elephant murderer.

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Honestly, folks, use Thailand’s proven procedure. Riots, petrol bombs, deploy tanks, martial law, suspend elections. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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JoeLovellM millennial: [takes a few too many selfies for instagram]
baby boomer: [destroys the british, continental, and global economy in one day]

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Rob0tCunts The majority of HackForums in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/bvVVqRqP20

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Even scarier, @davispg

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MarkDiStef Both the Sunday Telegraph and Herald come out and endorse Malcolm Turnbull… pic.twitter.com/f9FtsLkKMK

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Six days to go, Australia. Six days. (And the Liberal Party launch is later this morning, with @ABCNews24 coverage from 1100 AEST.

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OMFG!

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richard_littler I went to a party with guests from several countries. We talked about the referendum. This seems to be the consensus pic.twitter.com/bml6szNpwv

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ted_chamberlain Finally. A way to keep track of my favorite websites and blogs. pic.twitter.com/NTB4R5Hoet

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“Brexit: German Foreign Office tweets it is headed to an Irish pub ‘to get decently drunk’,” a sensible plan. ab.co/28RGjVp

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Sunday. You will need a bottle brush, half a litre of kerosene, six ripe peaches, and an open mind. Let’s proceed. Sunday.

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