Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 18th, 2016

intelwire “The process” twitter.com/Carter_PE/stat…

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Very soon it will be tomorrow, and I bet it’ll be just as stupid. If not more so.

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Slow as it appears to be, they should run this sort of race more often. twitter.com/gths/status/75…

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PPantsdown And the race for the 2017 Archibald Prize begins. pic.twitter.com/YFT9CpdCcO

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ValerioVeo One for all those @SoniaKruger fans out there… twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…

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I really am a terrible human being.

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@swearyanthony No need to destroy my dream so quickly.

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Also, if you fetishise a kebab it won’t end well. Ask any emergency department nurse. twitter.com/OmarjSakr/stat…

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@vealmince Is there a batshit-insane requirement?

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Dear America, when Monday kicked off here in Australia, things went insane fast. The UK also. I hope you folks have a better one. Good luck.

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HLMenckenBot Journalists devote themselves largely to debasing the ideas launched by their betters.

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“Glitch turns seaside South Korean city into ‘holy land’ of Pokémon Go” theverge.com/2016/7/14/1218… HT @shenmaxiu pic.twitter.com/P0mJig7s3N

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@vealmince Indeed. It’s just a disjointed rage against the world. Nothing joins up.

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@vealmince Here views are more widely held than many people think. Or at least the pieces all add up. They are aggrieved.

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JoannaDonnellyL I’m tweeting this as in 14 years I’ve never seen a 30 on a chart. We’re going to 28 tomorrow. @MetEireann pic.twitter.com/ASlCCVs8Yw

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SecurityScholar Indonesia’s Defense Minister worried foreign intel could exploit Pokemon Go to map vital objects kom.ps/AFv1tP

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Brave man, @vealmince. Though I did listen to a LOT of Hanson interviews to select the grabs for the podcast. twitter.com/vealmince/stat…

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So, folks, how are those inflatable toy pigs going?

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Dr_Swinefingers Without doubt, this is the greatest letter ever published by @MENnewsdesk pic.twitter.com/OXdqmLR94i

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If That TV Program is now part of the News department, isn’t there a requirement for it to present facts, not ill-informed not-facts?

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I mean, you learn as much from That TV Program as you would by collecting a set of inflatable toy pigs and prodding them with cucumbers.

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Why do you do this to yourselves?

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Well now I’ve been transported to a whole different place… twitter.com/AndrewBarker21…

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thegrugq_ebooks the tech is sound, just FYI.

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BennettArron Trident and Kardashians are both trending. Are they planning on using one against the other?

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Watching @johnmcternan having to explain the Batman / Melbourne thing. He’s being remarkably patient. twitter.com/Feeney4Batman/…

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galka_max The structure of Europe explained in one venn diagram bloomberg.com/news/articles/… pic.twitter.com/gEhv5PG7Qi

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mathaiaus This whole Sonia Kruger clusterfuck has reminded me that there’s one thing worse than morning television:

Mid-morning television

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thegrugq The CISO, as they “lead” the security team..pic.twitter.com/JnkplgQHWSWS

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Given the red-headed figurehead of One Nation is on That TV Program tonight..da (I mute that hashtag, myself.twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…Mr

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stilgherrian “OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain..” twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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@eightiestragic I do know. That’s why I’m… afraid.

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What if we just took the cattle cruelty probe away from them? Because it sounds nasty. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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… and then there was nothing left except the ibises.

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Faustus_Socinus Make a comment about Americans slaughtering non-white women & kids at a wedding and a ‘weddings bot’ follows you :-( pic.twitter.com/64pQAB5gSH

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Everything came from the sea, so I think we should just push everything back into the sea.

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@irisherself I think you must be mistaking me for someone else.

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Histreepix Scientists test a machine capable of extending the average man’s groping range by up to 5 yards. Atlanta, 1960. pic.twitter.com/rqNr8S2WNR

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Yes, I acknowledge that @nancycato1 did not start telling me about incontinence before I’d had breakfast. Thank you. twitter.com/nancycato1/sta…

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That’s easy. The test is “Does it have a real estate section?” twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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Gosh, doesn’t this seem awfully sensible advice, eh? twitter.com/timsout/status…

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Then again, perhaps Australia has already had quite enough of What Sonia Thinks, and it’s time for her to have a bit of a lie-down.

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Maybe it’d be best to check with Sonia before making any important decision. We need to know what Sonia thinks.

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Oh, I think you know the answer to this question. But just to be on the safe side, check with Sonia. twitter.com/queergardener/…

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If you ask me, I think we’d all be better off in a shared dream of egg and lettuce sandwiches. What do you think?

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And yet — and I don’t know how anyone could possibly have foreseen this — it turns out she really has no fucking idea. What a turn-up!

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Apparently we’ve decided to take policy advice from someone whose key skill is dancing on television, which I think is lovely and inclusive.

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So much excitement, and it’s only Monday. I don’t know how we’re going to have enough energy to put all the Muslims into internment camps.

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Perhaps if you’re in Darwin, or were there recently, you could tell us all how long you spent “relaxing in waterholes”, as they call it.

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Here’s something else you could aspire to, but it’s a bit more challenging. twitter.com/AusOutbackNT/s…

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Just think, after a career lasting three decades, perhaps longer, this is the sort of thing even you yourself could aspire to.

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I was quite conscious of my desire for a more interesting dream, but sandwiches it was. Egg and lettuce sandwiches.

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All in all, it was another quite exciting dream.

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The photocopier was a heavy duty cycle model, but with more features than they needed, but I was more interested in the sandwiches.

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There were also other kinds of sandwiches, but they all looked a bit dry. I think they’d been put out on the plates a while ago.

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Photocopier maintenance, and egg and lettuce sandwiches on brown bread.

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wheelswordsmith shit guys eddie was right pic.twitter.com/NnbLtfIVe9

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zdnetaustralia Ministry reshuffle sees Hunt move to industry, Tehan get assistant cyber responsibilities zd.net/2a4GxKd

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klaasm67 Cold and abandoned. Relics of the Soviet era. bbc.com/news/in-pictur… @BBCWorld pic.twitter.com/XnxYeVCo8L

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petercoffee “Probably some engineering skill, too. And money.” (What someone called “Batman’s superpower”) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I suspect some engineering skills also came in handy. twitter.com/petercoffee/st…

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“… for medical experiments.twitter.com/SquigglyRick/s…K6

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HopeCapriola Hey Trump. Barbie called and wants her Barbie Dream Castle chairs back. pic.twitter.com/GzikN4fv5e

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qntm Philip K. Dick anticipates the logical conclusion of smart appliances (“Ubik”, 1969) pic.twitter.com/ERvvRG8LYk

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reillystyley .@Luke_Hartsuyker has been appointed Assistant Minister to the Deputy PM. So, if Barnaby Joyce is away, does he become the Hartsuyker Proxy?

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I’m happy to go with “new”, but “new look”? Nope. It’s still mostly a bunch of middle-aged white men in dark suits. twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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Oh good, because so many of us have bene down with nasty colds lately. twitter.com/mfarnsworth/st…

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@LaboriousALC Poor analogy. Kamikaze were primarily deployed against clear military targets, such as aircraft carriers.

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jonoabroad Woah if this is what Kruger is like, I don’t want to meet Dunning.

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PPantsdown I know Australian racism is *mainly* caused by painkillers and motherhood, but surely vegemite must play a part as well?

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Causes Uproar After Opening City Council Meeting With Satanic Prayer weartv.com/news/local/sat… pic.twitter.com/m5goCgPZzF

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leighsales My guest tonight is the Prime Minister @TurnbullMalcolm

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Kimbo_Ramplin 4. SO MEDIA TYPES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EXPAND YOUR GENE POOL. Natsec experts are out there. Use them.

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Kimbo_Ramplin 3. Sonia Kruger’s TV career gave her a platform to express a bin-worthy opinion that millions of others do not have because not on TV.

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Kimbo_Ramplin 2. This isn’t an unfair ‘pile on’. It’s a ‘fuck your racism/Islamophobia’ message the media could deliver and is, instead, enabling.

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Kimbo_Ramplin 1. Please do not excuse racism & Islamophobia because people on the Internet are riled by it. There are plenty on other side doing that.

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joshgnosis Turnnbull announcing the new ministry at 3:15pm

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Broadly speaking, the less we hear about Tony Abbott’s “yearnings” the better. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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samanthamaiden This is the Labrador @KKeneally has just nominated as Australia’s first UN Secretary General. @vanOnselenP pic.twitter.com/LUTurZc5ZP

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@KarlskiB @MarkDiStef Have you heard of “Mother’s Day”?

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@jdub You really need to get a good night’s sleep.

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@jperlow Either pork or prawn dumplings. It’s a Malay-Chinese kitchen here. Maybe I should’ve gone with the rendang.

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Oh. I didn’t get a choice. As soon as I walked in, the Duck Woman said “Hello. Duck laksa?” So there we have it.

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Dumplings or laksa?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad You should get telephones or emails or some shit like that.

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jdub Ha ha. As the great Ron Swanson once said, “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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deptofaustralia There’s really no better way to escape an otherwise iron-clad TV hosting contract than to go full-racist on Today. pic.twitter.com/DjH1PPUfxI

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@DancingDanB @MarkDiStef There is, but that’s a separate issue from recording. The “misuse carriage service” stuff covers quite a lot.

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Kimbo_Ramplin Internet dickhead Kimberley Ramplin calls for end to muppets dominating Australian media twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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How can it be lunchtime already?

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dobes This is a top* idea. yessir.

ping @Steve_Lockstep pic.twitter.com/EscVStOMgA

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This more or less applies to the rest of my tweets too. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@MarkDiStef I deleted my tweet re this because my 140-char explanation was simplistic and therefore bad.

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BernardKeane “No Blacks. No Jews. No Dogs. No Irish.” twitter.com/siobhanheanue/…

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NewtonMark The Dunning (Sonia) Kruger Effect.

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James_Jeffrey Interesting take from tveeder pic.twitter.com/cBdSFdQ2Na

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Picketer Surprise hit on Monday nights is 10’s “Master Racist” where amateurs are judged by pros. Seven responds with “Australia’s Next Top Fascist.”

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“Long, twisted digital footprint.” Right. twitter.com/New_Narrative/…

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Timeless tweet, I know, but he knows what he’s done. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@skwashd I think @MariamVeiszadeh is made of stronger stuff than me. Just reading it all once was bad enough, and I’m not a target!

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Somebody call the National Trust. twitter.com/Jess_Shanklema…

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There’s an obvious joke here… H@TelumMediaipic.twitter.com/tqdiQtJaLnLn

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jdub An intellectual property dispute for the ages. twitter.com/smh/status/754…

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theharryshearer “Extreme vetting” sounds like an ABC summer series.

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daniels_den Something the British Empire never did? *cough tikka masala *cough RT @guardian Europe made foodies of us all trib.al/QPuygHe

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Fortunately, though, we have Twitter to restore my faith in humanity. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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My inbox is full of things that cause me to despair for humanity. And more keep arriving.

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So how do you know it was an hour? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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“Always follow the eye lines,” my spook friend taught me. And watch the smiles. (Pic: @ellinghausen) pic.twitter.com/O30H4ZrBDb

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Meanwhile, on a planet not too far away… twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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Yep, the pic is real. “18 Things You Didn’t Know About Donald Trump’s NYC Penthouse” (9 May) housebeautiful.com/design-inspira… pic.twitter.com/KJH1ALioDZ

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MarkDiStef The transcript of the 60 Minutes interview with Trump-Pence is incredible. twitter.com/katherinemille…

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AliR_Ahmadi Im Persian and even I think this furniture is over the top. pic.twitter.com/T1z8PqjIk9

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@umairh I’m starting to think along these lines myself.

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Are you sure this isn’t a screen grab from “The Thick of It”? twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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“OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain..” twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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My understanding is that it’s quite real, @umairh. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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Mon plan, redraft: Deal with an explosion of miscommunication; goddam SSL certificates; geek tasks as possible; laugh at life’s futility.

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jeffsonstein you do not want to move too fast in these things twitter.com/nautilusmag/st…

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GiantRatSumatra 🎤This is the ribbon of the knight
The knight, oh yeah
The ribbon of the knight 🎼 pic.twitter.com/wCkpNXnBJq

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So basically I’m up to item two of the draft plan. Back in a while. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Ah, here comes The Fuzziness.

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And a reminder that last week I read ALL of One Nation’s policy agenda into a podcast. stilgherrian.com/edict/00061/ pic.twitter.com/5uLACZnm2B

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Now here’s a work of love that wouldn’t get you wanting to scream in frustration, no sir-ee! twitter.com/MariamVeiszade…

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umairh i’m really enjoying this new season of dynasty twitter.com/ShaneGoldmache…

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I’m curious. Is every political columnist at the @australian scoffing cocaine, or just [NAME REDACTED BUT WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT.]

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kateboard_ we should just bring this back on a bi weekly basis pic.twitter.com/8nZKziwl36

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The problem with listening to politicians on @RNBreakfast is that they’re not talking to us but to party colleagues, keeping ‘em in line.

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BlogsofWar U.S. Army spyplane pops-up on Flightradar24 during mission south of the Korean DMZ ift.tt/2a1WHae

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DrJJoyner I must say, this is the best news out of the UK in weeks. twitter.com/shashj/status/…

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digby56 A Real Leader runs around screaming that the sky is falling. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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“Without Prejudice: What Sovereign Citizens Believe” by @intelwire cchs.gwu.edu/sites/cchs.gwu… (PDF)

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@NewtonMark It’s all connected, Mark. You don’t know the half of it.

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SofieHagen Best harmonica band name ever. pic.twitter.com/xjCDgHaH3Z

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@sallyjsara These are beautiful images, Sally. Thanks very much.

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sallyjsara Ferries in the mist. fog pic.twitter.com/KdDmsMG6u1

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@SnarkyPlatypus On the weekend, Planet was explaining how conservatism was based on rationality, and the left was ruled by emotions.

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@joshgnosis I’ve got none this morning. I assume you’re on more political lists than me. I just have hackers and the generally confused.

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@joshgnosis I think you’ll agree it’s even better than Scott Baio.

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sallyjsara Opera house. pic.twitter.com/3apvyndCTZ

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Where do they actually get these people?

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@SnarkyPlatypus You may well find a document of interest in your email.

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Here we go. Jennifer Oriel. What a piece of work is this! theaustralian.com.au/opinion/libera… pic.twitter.com/BGaAql0SfN

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@AussiemacJ I can’t remember anything about the people in the dream now, and the rest has pretty much faded.

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@intelwire NBC also reported that Erdogan was en route to Germany and then London, so who knows what they’re smoking.

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@AussiemacJ Are you helping? No, you are not helping. :P

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albertwenger Berlin variations of the @Airbnb logo pic.twitter.com/H3QkE04CE6

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Part of me is really hoping that Turnbull does a massive reshuffle just to see how his dinosaur collection handles it.

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“Turnbull to unveil ministry changes”, reports @abcnews. Also a good backgrounder on the problem policy issues. abc.net.au/news/2016-07-1…

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@munin Ah yes, I seem to have switched from Latin to Italian halfway through. It’s early. I don’t care.

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Mon plan, supplemental: If you complain about my Latin I will punch you.

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Mon plan, early draft: Deal with email until The Fuzziness hits; rest break; deal with all those goddam SSL certs; ad libitum al fine.

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Well I guess I might as well try to do something constructive before the next phase kicks in.

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ArmsControlWonk Russia is cool toward extending New START. We took the START regime for granted; what’s next will be worse. m.sputniknews.com/world/20160711…

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DrJJoyner Dora the Explorer is equally likely to be the 2016 Republican nominee as Tom Coburn twitter.com/danpgabriel/st…

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@nancycato1 Yes, obviously it’s suddenly my fault. It’s all clear to me now.

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Histreepix The world’s tiniest violin was “quite funny the first time you heard it, but increasingly annoying thereafter.” 1932 pic.twitter.com/S4kMLBniBf

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managerspeak Let’s get rid of the specialists and simply confuse each other on a one to one basis. twitter.com/spindoctormari…

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TwopTwips AVOID a ‘Crying Game’ situation on any first date by asking to see their genitals early in the evening.
(via @BisleyT)

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@marcuskelson I know that one. I did some spectacular* crashes into furniture some mornings a couple months ago. May your day go better.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The vivid dreams, even nightmares, is a well-known side effect, yes. They seem to settle down a couple weeks after change.

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@marcuskelson Ah, the joys! But I assume you have to tell Canberra about Mr Turnbull’s challenges and the like.

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@nancycato1 That’s more information than I needed before breakfast. Many* thanks.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d experienced all that with dose change, I don’t know the extent for this one-off. It’ll be a fun day.

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@SnarkyPlatypus In a few hours it should be drowsiness, blurred vision, lack of balance and coordination, memory loss for an hour or two.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve slept 3 maybe 4 hours all up. Overnight I’d expected and had myoclonic jerks, insomnia, the dreams…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Interesting but also annoying. I accidentally double dosed my meds last night, so I’m wondering when the next stage happens.

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I can’t remember what I dreamt about in that last little nap, but I remember thinking it was really stupid and I wanted a better dream.

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If sleep is for the weak, and our greatest philosopher says it is, then I am the strongest person on earth.

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@nancycato1 Can you please come back from Paris? I can handle being harassed from three continents, but not four.

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Monday. Today will be more complicated and annoying than previously planned for. This is your new reality, and They laugh. Monday.

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@ivovic “Laced with lust” is an excellent phrase.

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I just had a long and extremely detailed dream about airline check-in counters and miscommunication. Thrilling stuff.

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So yeah, I guessed right.

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