Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 19th, 2016

That’s enough Tuesday for me. You can put the rest in the fridge, or feed it to the dog, whatever. I’m over it. Gone.

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Histreepix Under a microscope, most bloodborne parasites are actually just small, slightly sinister 20’s women, like this one. pic.twitter.com/bLOzWEJhJv

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Yes, yes. “Not enough” is indeed the traditional answer.

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Just as an aside, how many Labor apparatchiks have been rounded up and charged so far this week?

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We can know from the start, Senator Canavan, that you’ve got coal so far up every orifice that you can do pencil sketches with your tongue.

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Still, Senator Canavan, we might as well get all your cluelessness on the table from Day One, so everyone understands your level of ability.

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I’m assuming they have secondary schools in Queensland, yeah? Matthew? Anyone?

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You can always tell when someone wasn’t paying attention in Year 9 science classes. Or did, but was just thick.

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Ah. This Canavan arsehat subscribes to the Maybe There Will Be Magic Technology school of atmospheric physics. theguardian.com/australia-news…

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“Excuse me. I need help with Question 3.” (Pic: Mick Tsikas/AAP) pic.twitter.com/D5LA4qCywm

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Prolapsarian Play the diminished reality version of Pokemon Go by throwing your empty beer cans at squirrels.

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Right. So Canavan is a goose in a suit. Not that much of an improvement. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_C… twitter.com/davispg/status…

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Well Matthew Canavan is a goose. Who even is this muppet? And what’s in his pockets. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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thegrugq_ebooks I’ve discovered an attack “a wedding” is because that’s the day the “martyrs” meet their brides (the 72 virgins in heaven)

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beefanddairy Never leave a cow in a hot car. Or a cold car, or any car. They will absolutely wreck it. What’s wrong with you?

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MikeCarlton01 Jobs and growth… twitter.com/abcnewsMelb/st…

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@jennylmackinnon Nothing to be sorry about. You checked it out before spreading it. That’s a good thing.

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@jennylmackinnon Yeah, well established as bullshit. Twitter has a comprehensive search tool.

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Be honest, though, you’d vote for this wouldn’t you. twitter.com/JazzTwemlow/st…

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@DDsD @KeyaMorgan That seems to have happened after I left the pub. I mean the library.

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This is what shits me. This bullshit takes like 60 seconds to debunk, even for people without a tragically lonely and compliant fan base.

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@KeyaMorgan So you know Twitter has a comprehensive search function, right?

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I can’t be arsed. Can someone please fact-check this for me? It’s two Twitter searches, but I’m not drinking at all. twitter.com/KeyaMorgan/sta…

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@mattdasilva Recognised for spending shitloads of money in hotels various, you mean. (Not all on my dime, to be clear.)

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“Your information is 100% secured.” pic.twitter.com/crEZn4N3jl

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@nkav If I’m soliciting for money then it’s income. But then I also get to offset production costs and capex. Swings, etc.

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@snurb_dot_info Disclosure: I’m a black member of the loyalty scheme of which Rydges is a part. I get special attention.

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@snurb_dot_info That Rydges is a current regular place. Despite the need for renovation, they’re great people and the internets are good.

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I’ve only just seen this, but if it’s not a serious proposal before Christmas then we, as a species, have failed. twitter.com/GeorgeWHerbert…

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“If managing PCs is still hard, good luck patching 100,000 internet things”, @ssharwood explains to you proles. theregister.co.uk/2016/07/19/if_…

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@pseudomorph It’s all about the journey… the journey into the mind of One Nation.

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@pseudomorph Two hours 40 minutes to go. Enjoy the journey.

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@snurb_dot_info @AdaraOfficial Oh. I used to be a regular there, before they became an Adara. I’d heard they’d gone downhill. Sad.

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Yeah I’m sure this is how “Day of the Triffids” started. twitter.com/ProfAbelMendez…

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@Spoonyman Actually the next @linuxconfau is Tasmania in January. Plotting…

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Oh God, I just remembered that I was president of the Adelaide Uni Science Fiction Association (AUSFA) for a while.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog Well Asimov and Heinlein I grew up with. We need to share some drinks some time.

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@katedoak Given that by and large @JohnBirmingham and I should not be left alone without adult supervision, I shall take that as a comment.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog Ah! I don’t know @DavidBrin’s work, ‘cos I don’t read many novels these days. Happy to take dystopian advice.

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@katedoak That at the very least. I’ve tried making bread. I’m rubbish.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog And now I remember Arthur C Clarke’s “Childhood’s End” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childhood…

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Yeah I’ll get complaints about that one too.

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“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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BennettArron “I stand in front of you today as a proud, black woman…..”

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@Spoonyman Sorry, @schneierblog, I’ve looped you in this too long, but I understand you’re at @AISA_National in a few months so drinks then.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog I’m going to step way back and say we always need to start from our meat-bag humanity and build humbly from there.

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I’ve met fighter pilots and to be honest this is a great leap forward. twitter.com/vacant3rdman/s…

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@joshgnosis @kjmci @skitterrusty Oh that’s right, you’re not a Muslim. As you were. (Too dark?)

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Kimbo_Ramplin This is the cherry on top… twitter.com/jonfavs/status…

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@joshgnosis @kjmci @skitterrusty Oh. So Melbourne is a “we” now? How soon they turn…

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog Tough gig, though. Our humanity / humanness is a thin layer of grey goo just behind our foreheads.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog We’re getting deeply philosophical here, but yeah, I think we (should) try to be more than mere reactionary apes.

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Peter_Fitz 100 years ago today, from 5.43 pm, 7000 Diggers charged forward at .
Within 14 hours, 5,500 casualties, 1900 dead.
Lest We Forget

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RSL_National Today marks the 100 anniversary of the Battle of Fromelles, during WW1. Lest we forget pic.twitter.com/m7aDT9P366

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Seriously, Mali is not exactly the poster child for internet governance.

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Wikileaks can’t spot an obvious phish and have to ask? This is not the best of signs. twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog I approach all this with a wry smile, really. For all out advances, we will always be ruled by our gut fears. Joy.

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@Spoonyman @schneierblog Oh God please don’t equate the two tasks! :) But yes, we will forever be humans, with our stone-age brains.

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@iblametom So far I’ve only seen mention of rogue apps, or the overreach with permissions. No word of vulns. @darrenpauli @riskybusiness?

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@Spoonyman Exactly that. Humans are bad at this stuff. @schneierblog writes whole books about this. It’s one of my pet rants.

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@SimonOKing Indeed. It’s like my momentary joy with 2cm of snow in the Blue Mountains, 100km west of Sydney. pic.twitter.com/XQ33HSiWtx

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@Spoonyman The numbers needs updating, ‘cos @Andrew_Zammit and I have discussed the “terrorism canon”, but my broad whinge is the same.

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@SimonOKing In all seriousness, though, Britain isn’t equipped to handle this, same way we can’t handle extreme cold. Good luck.

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Note that when I said “A squirrel would fit” just now, I was referring to identifying a helicopter and not what you just thought you grubs.

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RealNickHodge shut. your. cakeholes.

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davymark1 The Parramatta Leagues Club board has been sacked and an administrator appointed. via @abcnews

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@ivovic I’m going with that now, TBH. Someone posted a side view and it’s definitely not a Blackhawk. Squirrel would fit.

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WilliamShatner She’s a person. I did a perusal of your timeline & I could make sweeping generalizations about you from that. twitter.com/martigan9/stat…

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@Spoonyman Sure. And it’s our role to help get put relative risk of these events into perspective. We’re ridiculously safe this century.

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That’s what makes these things hard. Everyone has rights, but every victim’s family equates justice with revenge. twitter.com/ChrisReason7/s…

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I know @SimonOKing will get lots of grief for this, but seriously, none of the numbers start with a “4”. Harden up. twitter.com/SimonOKing/sta…

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In further news, Pauline Hanson vows to prevent ladders from turning into geese. twitter.com/WorkforceTR/st…

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Making various poor decisions.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kypros1992 Here’s a Google Earth shot showing most of the demolitions. pic.twitter.com/yYh6YCYXjK

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@kypros1992 God I’d forgotten that. And right now I’m spending a bunch of my time right in the middle of all that.

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I’m going to get complaints. I can tell.

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True. You can also find drug dealers and pedophiles. twitter.com/egreyhoundcoma…

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@drearyclocks Have I ever told you that you’re an appalling human being?

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@kypros1992 And then there’s the whole PPP issue. But I’m just over the terraced-housed NIMBYs on about property values but no alternative.

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egadheg My cousin posted a warning that Pokemon go ‘may’ be a “government surveillance psyop conspiracy” .

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This is an excellent photo. I might overlay it with what’s been demolished so far. @kypros1992 pic.twitter.com/67xrAWE0De

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Y’know, @kypros1992, I concur with your wavering kypros1992.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/wes… but let’s just get on and build the fucker. twitter.com/kypros1992/sta…

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Uhoh. The… the library is now giving me free soft drinks. What time is it?

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@DavidRDHeath @flightradar24 The Australian Army does relatively frequent CT exercised with Blackhawks over the CBD. Is this how they do it?

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@pandymonium01 @KetanJ0 @flightradar24 Using the transponder IDs of test gear is kind of a nice cover, if that’s what’s actually happening.

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This ain’t no transponder test of SSM1, @flightradar24. Not with a helo right over Joe Biden this very moment. :) pic.twitter.com/w31bEl6MsC

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes Whatever the question is, if I’m the answer then something is seriously wrong.

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@Taco_Lad Two is standard, and despite what @flightradar24 just said about the transponder codes, they is real choppers right now.

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Yeah this is pretty standard stuff when a high-ranking American is in town. twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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@flightradar24 This looks like a Blackhawk to me, with the asymmetrical tail configuration. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@flightradar24 That’s interesting, because they’re the two IDs coinciding with Joe Biden’s protective cover over the Sydney CBD right now.

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@Taco_Lad Yeah the transponder coverage is a bit shit when they’re that low because of “canyoning”.

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Minus 100 points to the first person who says “Why not both?”

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Can I be arsed firing up a livestream of the presser? Or should I just have a quiet wank?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What starsign is Macquarie Telecom? twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Here’s the image off @flightradar24 a minute or two ago. pic.twitter.com/K6svx1hSGP

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That looks like a Blackhawk, @KetanJ0, and it’s one of SSM1 or SSM2 currently showing up on @flightradar24. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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Rob_Stott While we’re on the topic of tampering with election material, here’s Liberal Ann Sudmalis bragging about it pic.twitter.com/JFlqG2srGH

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@yourenoj @KellyODwyer Hah! I don’t watch the campaigns that closely, I’m afraid.

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I’m still laughing my fuckin’ head off.

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SarcasticRover My thoughts and prayers are with the Republican party.

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Now playing at this, erm, library: Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Under The Bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohM…

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mic And now we go to the tape: pic.twitter.com/p98AjZpnAf

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@jpwarren For some value of “words” and “living”, yes. Kinda.

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@SmurfingBeer There is that. I don’t know what’s happening either.

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While well observed, GreenJ, you’re nearly three hours behind the pace. twitter.com/GideonResnick/…

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To be fair, there’s only so many times, so many ways, you can say “Wow, these people really are such racist cunts.” twitter.com/mightygodking/…

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I hope all these new people following me understand what they’re in for.

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“Are you a Muslim? Really?” Honestly, Senator, I don’t know how you held back your laughter. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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EverythingGoats MAKE AMERICA GOAT AGAIN pic.twitter.com/wiIbz9ZzGi

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jeanburgess You folks who watched not only witnessed the weak flailing of a dying civilisation, y’all got rickrolled twitter.com/hordie/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AbrasiveTeapot Oddly enough, one of the eps of The Bill on iView yesterday was about an avionics firm with shit vetting.

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@SnarkyPlatypus True, @AbrasiveTeapot and I would tend to look at a different part of the spectrum.

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@AtomicMPC Yeah, but you know, push come to shove, you could eat a turd to survive.

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@AbrasiveTeapot @SnarkyPlatypus I assume you mean AFP not FBI? Either way, that’s shockingly bad.

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@AbrasiveTeapot @SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s hilarious. I mean, even with a cold start ASIO can do this shit in a few weeks, most of the time.

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@AbrasiveTeapot @SnarkyPlatypus I just remember who told me they’re crap. “Someone in Canberra” is all I can say.

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HLMenckenBot The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong.

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MarkDiStef AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—EYYYY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUpic.twitter.com/0eIn16HuZww

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@AbrasiveTeapot @SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t want to say that, because I have no personal experience, but that is indeed the impression I have.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes. They also do tenant checks for property managers. fadv.com/global/asia-pa…

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mattdpearce AHHHH IT’S LITERALLY A PLAGIARIZED PASSAGE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF HARD WORK

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BrigadierSlog To be fair to Melinia Trump, hard work is such hard work. Edit copy edit paste and lets go shopping is much easier

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hellofasandwich “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” — Melania Trump

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think private-sector orgs can request an ASIO check unless they’re a defence contractor or whatever needing vetting.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. In my first full-time job I had a pad of forms, “ASIO Request for Primary Check”. I never misused them.

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fmanjoo Watch this Melania’s gonna have a snapchat vid showing Michelle allowing her to use those lines.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Someone said they’d been called re a former employee for an govt primary clearance check, from Key Vetting [?] not ASIO.

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@Taco_Lad @NuclearAnthro WHAT THE FUCK DO AMERICANS PUT IN THEIR BASEMENTS?

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@NuclearAnthro And the internet would be working after The Bomb? Who the fuck would buy this shit on spec?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Does the company have “Key” in the name? Or is that not being disclosed? You’re handing over PII so they need to tell you.

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nehadk Heeeeeeeey-yo! twitter.com/oz_f/status/75…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is this background check NSWPOL, AFP, ASIO Primary, or private sector?

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AGoldmund Why didn’t anyone tell Magritte we couldn’t see the guy’s face? That dum dum painted an apple in front of it!

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rmmilner yeahhhhh. people have failed out of my class for less..pic.twitter.com/NsU6tBnxGJGJ

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No. No video. It’s client confidential. Well, unless I can somehow redact it. twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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I’ve looked in my local 7-Eleven for this stuff. Nothing. Does Wal-Mart have this stuff? No? Well..twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…iV

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OK, so now I have no idea what’s going on. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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SexpoAustralia We all have a friend that we could tag here!! pic.twitter.com/uc2bdmcsTp

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Jo_Tovey There are… a lot of the same/similar sentences in the same order in Melania’s speech & Michelle Obama’s in ’08. twitter.com/JarrettHill/st…

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Do any of them know what that even is? twitter.com/cheshireb/stat…

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I say, it’s unseasonably warm out.

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Tuesday plan, redraft: As first drafted, but with additional screaming. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Should anyone wish to use this image as an avatar, here’s a square version. pic.twitter.com/96kwK9dhAV

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incorrect This is what @TurnbullMalcolm meant by @NBN_Australia to use MTM. twitter.com/charlieboissea…

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GideonResnick On the left is Trump’s entrance. On the right is WWE wrestler the Undertaker’s entrance. pic.twitter.com/WxniQUurLq

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ditzkoff Nobody photoshop this in any way. OK? pic.twitter.com/mCdOcXAApw

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This is just too good to resist.

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CNN The moment Donald Trump entered the cnn.it/29Wk7vK pic.twitter.com/th6VcowmfM

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Thank God it’s Friday, that’s what I say.

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@BlogsofWar I’ve never been to Cleveland, so sure I’m up for it.

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Perhaps I could schedule time for this. Say, daily? For, oh, maybe two minutes? twitter.com/developerjack/…

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You can always rely on @BlogsofWar to provide proper perspective in these circumstances. I’m smiling again. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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Thank you. Normal service will now be resumed.

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On an unrelated matter, I would now like to scream in incoherent rage.

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TheFix Um, ok twitter.com/migold/status/…

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jeffchu Wow, this is a statement that smacks of privilege. twitter.com/michaelgungor/…

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Well once more the world seems to be operating correctly as per the owners manual.

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ChipRolley Oh C-Span. twitter.com/ForecasterEnte…

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deptofaustralia I just said something racist, and now I feel awkward. What do I blame?

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jondanziger “Our rights have been trumpled.” — Antonio Sabato Jr. with a delightful Freudian portmanteau

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CaseyBriggs 🤔 pic.twitter.com/RbIKCTtkP6

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rachelking Is this how Trump would pick his cabinet? Actually I’d hope that would be an entire new season of The Apprentice. twitter.com/bcbishop/statu…

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bcbishop This is hilarious. Scott Baio explains on CNN that Trump asked him to speak at the convention last Thursday after randomly running into him

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NuclearAnthro Shittiest drag show ever… twitter.com/kirksiegler/st…

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Hey Australia, it’s a Full Moon on Wednesday morning at 0857 AEST. Have fun.

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DavidRDHeath What form of punishment is this? twitter.com/NPR/status/755…

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Oh well I’m completely reassured now. twitter.com/PGourevitch/st…

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Tue plan, draft: Plod through my list of geek tasks until the heat-death of the universe, with a break for lunch.

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@tveastman Please. No.

OK, I’ll see how long it is and then make a decision.

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@cheshireb @DaughterForHim Ah yes, I’ve read that before. It’s a remarkable intelligent and compassionate piece of writing.

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@GreenJ Are you looking forward to when we can view Uranus from the bottom?

(Compulsory exercise for 5 points.)

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@DaughterForHim Can I ask, do you know anything about @FrBower and his work other than a few tweets?

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Fascinating conversation. “I’m not judging him, but … he really is a false priest.rtwitter.com/DaughterForHim…Dd

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@DaughterForHim I’ve learned a lot from our conversation. Thank you. Goodbye.

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@DaughterForHim … particularly when he seems to be doing exactly the sort of thing that Jesus bloke was on about. I’m utterly baffled.

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@DaughterForHim Who mentioned hate? I’m just astounded you judge someone a “false priest” knowing nothing of his work or its context…

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Marmel Whoever made this, thank you.
Trump v. Manson. pic.twitter.com/ztUx36aY1c

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@DaughterForHim Yep. Speaking out in contemporary language against oppressing the downtrodden. Preaching compassion. Jesus never did that.

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@ivovic And yet strangely compelling. Though maybe that’s just me.

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MikeCarlton01 Pity the wretched Treasury public servants assigned to “brief” Hanson on economic policy. They’ll end up with PTSD…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Wait. How come you know how I spend my weekends?

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@lewellyn Are you bringing facts into this again?

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@ivovic It’s like a game combining musical chairs and strip poker, or something.

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glengyron …and with no details beyond “axe” and “train” most of Twitter seems to know exactly what happened in Würzburg. 🤔

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Bubble bubble, burst leaving rubble.

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Adults in charge everywhere, it seems. twitter.com/vindugoel/stat…

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bkjabour “Just” pic.twitter.com/wUKkz0hJQD

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XLNB When the irony is cooked just right. pic.twitter.com/8bVhd4XHyv

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trabernlaw Um, YOU KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO twitter…. twitter.com/jpodhoretz/sta…

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ortegaalfredo State-of-the-art e2e crypto meets real life twitter.com/DidymaWorks/st…

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ivovic Breaking: ISIS claims responsibility for entire Bunnings garden tools section.

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I hereby proclaim a global day of mourning. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Disturbing headline from @888riley this morning. pic.twitter.com/Mrzhp2hj99

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SwiftOnSecurity Who put Torvalds in charge of the GOP convention

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@DaughterForHim It means you missed the Australian mode of understated irony, and that I was expressing my admiration for his work.

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jon_fischer Hi, here is video of the RNC house band playing “Station to Station” slate.me/29VQcnl

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@jdub It’s a wonderful thing.

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Given the US is a nation of 325 million that runs things as a giant town hall meeting, it’s amazing it isn’t completely made of monorails.

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klightowler How to scam $750,000 out of Microsoft Office: Two-factor auth calls to premium-rate numbers bit.ly/29QtaLM

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When will moderate lumberjacks speak out? twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…

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Histreepix Scientists discover a new button, London, 1955. pic.twitter.com/lg95MB26rq

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zeynep I’m not ready to read about another failed coup, Republicans.

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I assume that everything is excellent in Cleveland today?

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See? I told you it wasn’t my fault. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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@DaughterForHim @FrBower I think it’s important to pay close attention to the details in these matters. The irony rod, and all that.

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Tuesday. If They took away half of your teeth, how many would you have left? Do not rush. Neatness counts towards your final mark. Tuesday.

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