Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 20th, 2016

Nour_Samaha It seems the needs more time to decide if beheading kids is part of its fight for “freedom and democracy” pic.twitter.com/rhWv62mKm4

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@ivovic While my name came about for utterly different reasons, it’s ended up being globally unique. Swings and roundabouts.

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@ivovic Heh. Cool. I’ve often thought, though, what it must be like to have been named Osama a decade back. Or even now.

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@ivovic Yeah I should probably stop. This insanity must give you nightmares.

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snurb_dot_info And if anyone knows about deeply split parties, it’s Joe Hockey. twitter.com/abc730/status/…

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@Shckwish @NewtonMark If you know the format, you can just type ‘em in, much like you can in Google. Sorta.

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@Shckwish @NewtonMark Do any search on Twitter, the results include an option to go to this Advanced Search form. twitter.com/search-advanced

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark No worries. I’d be happy to chat further, if I didn’t have an early start. Cheers.

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark Milo isn’t just Milo. But I’ll come back to this later. Alas, I have shit to do and it’s late for me.

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@James_Jeffrey Anyone on a BBS 20+ years ago recognises these guys. Then, just a few. Now, thousands connected globally 24/7. @NewtonMark

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark I was taught some years back how to establish social norms in a group. I’ll write it up some day soon.

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark Twitter’s problem is they failed to set social norms up front. Now everything will look arbitrary.

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark Well it’s certainly these… protesters, I’ll call them, see it.

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@OaaSvc @NewtonMark Or “banned for a film review”. I think they genuinely believe that. They have no conception that they’re all arseholes.

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21st century due process explained in a single sentence. twitter.com/botherder/stat…

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@James_Jeffrey These are the warriors for freedom of speech who didn’t want a version of a story with girls not boys. Join those dots.

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@James_Jeffrey When you’ve recovered, have a look at some of their profiles and the kind of things they say. It’s a glorious* world.

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@YeahKenOath @mumbletwits @NewtonMark I think the key point here is that a few arseholes should’ve been barred from this pub long ago.

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Here’s an idea. It’d be what? Five or 10 minutes to write and test the SQL, then however long it takes to run. pic.twitter.com/uiBujnEPrB

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@jdub @NewtonMark Look mate I just work here, OK? I don’t make the rules.

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So here’s what the hastagfreemilo people are telling Twitter boss @jack. twitter.com/search?q=freem…

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@NewtonMark What makes you think Jack Dorsey ever used Twitter?

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clubwah Yes! Do it! twitter.com/blackautonomis…

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@gpgeorges No, from the inner west actually.

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internetofshit i wish this wasn’t a parody just because it’s so believable pooperapp.com pic.twitter.com/gLY2F2IDyA

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@Garth_P_Newton Hard to say. They were the only geek lads or any Pokémon hunters there, so I don’t know if I singled them out.

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@Manic_Henry @gths Oh God I didn’t need that image just now.

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@RachaelHasIdeas I suspect that Pyrmont is fuckin’ awash with Pikachu.

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Now someone is whistling along with the door-closing alarm at each stop. Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep! Can I kill them?

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TomCBallard Genuine message I just received on FB. It can happen, you guys! Santa IS real! pic.twitter.com/VtyscIHxzd

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gths Milo and Harambe in heaven together

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Oh God, a pack of about 15 student-aged Asian geek lads, couldn’t pick accents, just got off the tram at The Star… to hunt Pokémon.

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@k_morrissey @NewtonMark As long as we can continue to see that sort of progress I’ll be happy.

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@Natural_Justice Oh thank you. I like doing the @774melbourne spots ‘cos we have time to dig into a topic.

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Some of my commissioning editors are a bad influence.

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@brisvegas1 @NewtonMark Sadly* the PAL codes stopped being all-zeros once there was a secure key distribution system.

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thegrugq_ebooks I have to take him out to some more seedy spots.

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CiaraMPSI Kerry County Council - Worse Than Isis™ pic.twitter.com/TVkcCC473i

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@nancycato1 Why would I be? Except in then “Nothing for these ‘people’” section?

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@NewtonMark Here’s a thing. The RN owns the subs, but the missiles are leased from the US. Used to be a dual-key system too. (Now? Dunno?)

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@NewtonMark Yes. No. Respectively. Not now that Concorde is gone.

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@nancycato1 Just have some more absinthe, it’ll fix what ails you.

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I still can’t believe that this actually happened today. twitter.com/daveweigel/sta…

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So, @Me_Baragesi, you know Milo and Geert Wilders launched the Twinks for Trump party thing today? twitter.com/RosieGray/stat…

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Hey Australian libraries, this is a pretty cool idea. The Minecraft Monday bit, not the going to Stromness bit. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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quantick Giant rats walking on their hind legs and carrying machine pistols. twitter.com/jonathancoe/st…

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@nancycato1 I will survive somehow. Anyway, my mind is on other matters right now, not your sordid European galavanting.

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[Insert compulsory Pokémon joke here.] twitter.com/purserj/status…

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@thegrugq_ebooks @ProfMESmith Is that all you’ve got to say on this vital issue?

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ProfMESmith Aren’t you all sorry you weren’t there to see this in person? Just imagine what a Trump presidency would be like… twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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@Natural_Justice I’ve tagged your tweet as a reminder to do it, but it’ll have to be a long way down my-to list for now.

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unsungsongs Although you aren’t allowed to say specifically which Pokemon you found there. twitter.com/ChathamHouse/s…

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ProfMESmith Egypt, Syria, Turkey, Torquay, it’s probably all the same to BoJo. Just show him Google Maps when necessary: twitter.com/edin_charles/s…

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POLL: Which are going to be worse, the Donald takes or the Milo takes? Currently 42% to 58%, less than 40min remain. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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They took it away in that empty goon bag? twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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Colvinius For best results, say it out loud in a stern Scottish accent. twitter.com/StirlingPol/st…

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@Natural_Justice I’ve written quite a bit on this, though it’s all a while back and now disjointed. I should compile the key bits.

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tom_watson I have closed my office door and am playing Burt Bacharach instrumentals for the rest of the day.

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@Andrew_Zammit True, there’d be so many arguments. Could it be done with each entry marked X out of 10 expert panelists agree with this one?

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@viveka Thanks, mate. Had we gone AR rather than e-voting I’d planned to give CluckAR a plug.

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For @774melbourne listeners, my “E-voting is still the wrong answer to the wrong question” zdnet.com/article/e-voti… (Links to background.)

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The Cure, “Friday I’m in Love”. If you can hear that, you’re listening to the right thing.

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Ready and waiting in ABC Sydney TARDIS 1 for @774melbourne. Just a few minutes to go now. abc.net.au/melbourne or on ABC apps.

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I’m talking Pokémon Go and e-voting at 1930 AEST (half an hour away) on ABC @774melbourne. Listen at abc.net.au/melbourne or ABC apps.

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Chemzes Me on a first date pic.twitter.com/eFUPqlhhC9

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@martinwalsh That’s good question. It’ll be interesting to read the inquest’s final report.

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Step two complete, which means step three is probably under way.

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GrrlGhost people are talking about deleting their accounts to ‘boycott’ Twitter in solidarity w him. This is the best day on Twitter ever.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:45 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@DavidParis How dare you me imagine I’d ever suggest such a thing.

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@martinwalsh Yeah I’ve read previous stories that said the communication of intel was flawed. Can’t remember all the details just now.

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All the armchair counter-terrorism warriors who reckon they’d have done better should probably read that.

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“Lives lost because of me: Sydney siege commander aaccepts blame.” That’d be hard to say. ab.co/2a7E7Lg pic.twitter.com/Sh7AdF8hRO

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AndyDW_ All the heads, all the desks. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Shoes can sometimes be more complicated than pants.

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mumbletwits Glibertarians complaining about a private media company’s rules of participation. What’s the deal with that?

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@voltagex It’s been a day full of achievements.

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I commend to you once more this excellent Pokémon-related video from @BaltimorePolice twitter.com/BaltimorePolic…

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esseeeayeenn This is not the 1st time @Nero has been banned.
He’s obviously been banned from hairdressers and barbers for years. pic.twitter.com/jRDEpAt31f

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joshgnosis Not censored in this Rozelle newsagent…not exactly flying off the shelves either. pic.twitter.com/8WmHacCLYe

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POLL: Which are going to be worse, the Donald takes or the Milo takes? Currently Milo 52%, Donald 48%. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jonathonio ME: time to listen learn, and forgive
HANSON VOTER: Isis are building a stargate so they can imprison us on the moon
ME: thank u so much ☺️

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Next steps: Pants; tram; Haymarket; 1930 ABC Ultimo. Food in there somewhere. If anyone else needs me at the ABC, let me know.

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juhasaarinen That’s very true and accurate, but please fix that illustration. twitter.com/PocketSmith/st…

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stilgherrian “Please… someone… anyonpic.twitter.com/ZXGJcLrmrlcLrmrl

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@Spoonyman I think we all want a stuffed lion to ride around the house.

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@as_clouds_go_by I was thinking of looking him up, thanks for doing that for me. The crims try to add cred and have fun at the same time.

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MooseAllain If Milo thinks his free speech has been impinged, how come I know he thinks his free speech has been impinged?

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stilgherrian “Inside Trump’s Most Valuable Tower: Felons, Dictators and Girl Scouts” bloomberg.com/graphics/2016-…

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Also, anyone wanting further pictures of the Trump apartment, see this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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JuddLegum Donald Trump Jr. making a compelling case that his father is a man of the people pic.twitter.com/y5zr6rVD34

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@ericscheid Hard G, with the H indicating a slight aspiration (if anyone can be bothered).

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@ApostrophePong Ah, right, it must’ve started in TH, then gone to CN, and then into English by @shanghaiist.

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flashman Teddy (who is 2): “Cake is my favourite colour!”

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@TheNTNews I believe you may be interested in this? twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…

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I’m not frightened. I’m kinda pleased, actually. twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…

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Here’s your chance, armchair media critics! Apply, win, and you could legitimately order @leighsales about. twitter.com/leighsales/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @19bk69 @stufromoz Don’t bother. Twitter has never been capable of synchronising functionality across different platforms.

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BrashsAustralia Buy an OzEmail startup kit at Brashs today and get a free copy of the hot new game, Milo: The Fuel Run! pic.twitter.com/aeBlkGXjbI

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Meanjin The politics of foreigners, fear and envy, Denis Muller compares attitudes in 1997 & 2015.
meanjin.com.au/essays/immigra… pic.twitter.com/WrMERHTlsR

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@dobes As opposed to the chickens, yeah?

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Well this is all fun but… and I don’t believe I’m saying this… I have to update my Pokémon Go research for tonight.

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kjmci “Right, Chesterton. As the new lad it’s your job to be slaughtered to the rain gods. Come along, don’t make a fuss.” pic.twitter.com/gQ8rL4RlBv

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This is a good question, and one I shall return to in the fullness of time. twitter.com/munin/status/7…

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Oh no. I am communicating using pop-culture animates GIFs. What have I become?

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I thought the US election process was looking more like this now, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/RLQfJSbxg1

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mediaguardian Kellogg’s Special K ads banned over ‘full of goodness’ and ‘nutritious’ claims theguardian.com/media/2016/jul… pic.twitter.com/elq3yBRzED

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Sorry, run this one by me again. twitter.com/jyesmith/statu…

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@dobes Maybe we should email the journalist. Inquiring minds, etc.

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Here’s your problem, @dobes. You were looking at the wrong caption. pic.twitter.com/Yosm7upVWp

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lanesainty Imagine being such a jerk you got permanently banned from the worst website in the world, Twitter

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It’s always a good day when you end up discussing chicken sexing with one of your commissioning editors. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes Isn’t this a thingy for separating the chicks from the broken egg bits more quickly? Or does that happen before sexing?

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@traagsmahal @martinwalsh @Andrew_Zammit It’s just this sort of risk assessment that should help drive policy and spending, not just fear.

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@dobes Oh I know, but do you really want me to tell you?

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AtomicMPC Milo has ruined epaulets, now BPVs. Seriously, he’s totally robbing my style-guide from the early 90s. twitter.com/RosieGray/stat…

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“Lake Macquarie Man Edging Closer to One Nation Senate Seat” is an excellent headline (4 Jul). nbnnews.com.au/2016/07/04/lak…

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MarkDiStef A look into the crazy One Nation senators who are not Pauline Hanson buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… pic.twitter.com/rCQuGie379

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@traagsmahal @martinwalsh @Andrew_Zammit Oops, I forgot Parramatta. Yeah, that one counts. Andrew, does anyone maintain a handy canon?

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POLL: Which are going to be worse, the Donald takes or the Milo takes? Milo currently in the lead. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@swearyanthony @dobes Nah, Ello’s whole raison d’être is to be a niceness zone for arty people.

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One thing leads to another thing, which leads to yet another thing. twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…

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@traagsmahal @martinwalsh @Andrew_Zammit … the two deaths in Martin Place (terrorism? my call is no) and one in an anti-abortion attack.

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@traagsmahal @martinwalsh @Andrew_Zammit Here’s how I listed things back in 2014. zdnet.com/article/pliber… To that maybe add…

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@traagsmahal @martinwalsh The “terrorism” figure drops to near zero. @Andrew_Zammit and I have previously discussed what counts…

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I should probably also have a shower some time this week.

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Wed plan, remainder: Tidy up the comms and research mess; tram; gap; 1930 @774melbourne re Pokémon Go etc; bins, eventually.

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beneltham New data from the HILDA survey: median wealth grew 61% between 2002-14 for over 65s, hardly at all for young people pic.twitter.com/kj3ofAiWAv

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@Spoonyman Following on from our discussion yesterday. twitter.com/martinwalsh/st…

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martinwalsh Updated: @SoniaKruger We should ban ladders, food, tractors, cars & men. More likely to die by vs death by Muslim! pic.twitter.com/3DDCQLLCbR

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@martinwalsh No worries. I’ve been across these sorts of figures through much of The War on Brown Men With Beards. Bathtubs are way nasty.

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@dannolan I was first brexited when I was still a teenager.

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@ChalkBunny Wyatt Roy was already looking good, someone who’d achieve things, or at least give it a good go. No mere seat-warmer.

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Isn’t Barrister Anthony Peto (QC) wonderfully cosmopolitan, what with his Slovakian email address! pic.twitter.com/LFKrkZeovs

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@martinwalsh @SoniaKruger I’m surprised diabetes, heart disease and cancer aren’t right up there?

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@marcuskelson Oh yeah we ain’t in Kansas any more.

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Spoonyman Let’s play the mispronunciation game! Who’s first? twitter.com/7newssydney/st…

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“Milo Yiannopoulos, rightwing writer, permanently banned from Twitter”, with a sampling of excellent* takes. theguardian.com/technology/201…

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@dobes @BundyB What if you made the foundations out of Lego? Impervious to wombats!

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In further news, George Christensen threatens to turn ladders into wombats, and hold his breath until he gets Lego. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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petstarr So an “International Koala Centre of Excellence” is apparently opening in and all I can think of is this pic.twitter.com/nghevivtu8

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Spoonyman Peak satire has been reached. twitter.com/ritapanahi/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

@chefonsecurity I agree that in hindsight I should’ve provides more choices.

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Votes in the Donald takes vs Milo takes poll are now running neck and neck. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Paul_Karp I had fluffy eggs when I was younger.

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NewtonMark Milo/Trump ’20.

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IT INCLUDES AN UNBOXING SEGMENT. @GreenJ

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“Eggtastic - AS SEEN ON TV” from the Cooking With Jack Show for 4m38s. youtube.com/watch?v=PS3cHZ… Ping @GreenJ

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HURRAH! Egg-Tastic™ (Official Commercial) youtube.com/watch?v=cRGFk1… Ping @GreenJ

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@Paul_Karp I can’t decide whether that’s better or worse than what I was thinking.

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virgiltexas it’s staggering how stupid this universe is pic.twitter.com/Fvfcx0XdI6

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I have no idea what this refers to, and I kinda like the mystery and what I imagine it might be. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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I haven’t killed anyone today.

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Early results are running more than 2:1 in favour of Milo, but it’s too early to call. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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It adds a whole new meaning to “torn apart by bears”…

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I’d like to thank @daveweigel for boldly going where… um… wait, does that work?

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daveweigel You can ban @Nero from Twitter, but you can’t ban these guns pic.twitter.com/yEMNKSXEBJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

daveweigel Yiannopoulous tells the Gays for Trump party that he’ll be leading a gay pride parade through Muslim sections of Stockholm.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jul 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” is going to be sooooooo easy to write. I’m aiming at doing it live next Tue 26 but that’s not locked in.

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IjeomaOluo Y’ALL IS THIS NOT THE MOST HILARIOUSLY SAD HEADLINE EVER?? pic.twitter.com/F1FtpLKRtK

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dobes This is 2016 twitter.com/daveweigel/sta…

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@ataraxite I should’ve consulted a little before posting the poll.

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POLL: Which are going to be worse, the Donald takes or the Milo takes?

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On the scale of how big an arsehole is that guy it’s about 5 Goatses.

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franksting “Tech blogger” “alt-right provocateur”. (Lawyers have been into Buzzfeed towers) twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

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@dobes Very relevant content indeed and I thank you for drawing it to my attention.

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I still feel like the inside of a small dog, but that low-down helped.

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recordsANDradio Nevada delegation gets the state capital wrong. pic.twitter.com/GOxhq7Q1Uk

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@0x1C If we’re talking about prime time, yes. As for cable, YMMV.

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@KompleatKnut Yep, and at that price it’d probably be an all-territories all-time contract.

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NickKristof A joke overheard in Cleveland:
Liberals shouldn’t worry about Trump. If he’s elected, he’ll soon ditch the U.S. for a younger country.

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@feed_the_chooks Do you mean Bread the Snake on the Train, just a few half-chewed wholemeal slices?

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davidsheen New Israel law allows a 75% super-majority of the Knesset to expel members they don’t like i.e. the Palestinian ones haaretz.com/israel-news/1.…

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The Micallef figure would be minus ad agency fee and production costs, minus 15% for Micallef’s agent.

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ssharwood Suppliers include UXC, DiData, Telstra, Symantec, Oracle, Optus, PSMA, $158k for monitors from Ethan Group. Gartner, Dell, CA, Data#3

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ssharwood ABS runs HP, Citrix, VDI, McAfee, VMware NSX, Cisco, F5, IBM & EMC storage, Fortinet and paid Shaun Micallef $198k abs.gov.au/websitedbs/d33…

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BuzzFeedNews 🇺🇸 The final numbers 🇺🇸

Trump: 1,725
Cruz: 475
Kasich: 120
Rubio: 114
Carson: 7
Bush: 3
Paul: 2

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chopperguyhd Here’s a high-res aerial photo of an amazing microburst over south Phoenix pic.twitter.com/EWvfZUJpDu

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umairh one small step for decline, one giant leap for fascism

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@traceyb65 I’ve seen what’s left on the list. There’s no love here.

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@Mark_Bastard It’s poor of me not to have noticed, but I’m not sure whether that’s down to Poe’s Law or something else.

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Wed plan, redraft: Destress for a few hours; cover off the most urgent of the geek tasks; 1930 ABC @774melbourne re Pokémon Go etc; bins.

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OK, so today is turning out to be an Annoying Side Effects day, so (1) recalibration is in order and (2) re-planning the day is also needed.

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This amount of kit seems overkill, but then I don’t know what their aim is. HT @cefiar. twitter.com/bortofdarkness…

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I’ll be at @TrendMicroANZ’s briefing in Sydney this time tomorrow. Well, slightly earlier I think. twitter.com/TrendMicroANZ/…

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Yeah, America’s language taboos are pretty fucked up. But hey, shooting someone in the face in prime time is fine. twitter.com/audiocraftconf…

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JamesPindell Trump socks. These exist. pic.twitter.com/0l4CRGrrQr

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MikeCarlton01 The ABS stats from 2011 show 58 Australians died from falling out of bed and 26 from falling off chairs. Like Hanson, I too live in fear…

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I remember South African entertainer Jeremy Taylor saying apartheid was just an honest codification of what Australia also did.

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Is there some sort of reason for this? twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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Cannibal Just heard on the overhead speakers at the airport. “There are no rare pokemon in the terminal, please board the plane”

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@NuclearAnthro @Hippopeteamus No, as I say, that’s from memory. I’ll look later, but there’s a theory that I should do some work.

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@Hippopeteamus Yeah? “Disrupt” is the word in my head, but I’ll check. Or just ask @NuclearAnthro who is not at all obsessed.

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oliverdarcy DRUDGE reporting exclusively that Greta, O’Reilly, Hannity, “Fox & Friends,” and “The Five” anchors have set meeting to discuss walkout…

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Jezebel Fox News’ Roger Ailes reportedly given $40 million and told to fuck off bit.ly/2arNZ1e pic.twitter.com/kLh3aPM13E

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She says, in her nationally syndicated column were she can say pretty much whatever she likes. twitter.com/theTiser/statu…

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As a kid, I thought nuking other aircraft was basically insane. On this day in 1957 they tested it. Watch the video. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Spoonyman Blossoms in July? A bit early?
@tasmaniatalks pic.twitter.com/OlA1muupNq

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Soverance Captchas were always terrible. This is obviously a much better method. pic.twitter.com/C5WoFJyQZu

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GonzoHacker The Republicans officially swallow the mushrooms

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ryanbeckwith DONALD TRUMP IS NOW THE GOP NOMINEE

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AusElectoralCom Results in the NSW seats of Parkes, Lyne, Barton, Dobell & Cook will be officially declared today aec.gov.au/election/decla…

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markhumphries New tourism campaign inspired by Pauline Hanson and Sonia Kruger:
“Where the bloody hell do you think you’re going?”
youtube.com/watch?v=ktZcjY…

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Can someone explain the logic at play here? pic.twitter.com/9ICrhL1Ld7

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@KrazyKarl910 I am shocked to hear this. Shocked, I tell you.

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@paulwallbank Well we’ve said before that you’re a wonker.

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Snake on a train! Woy Woy! Snake on a train! Woy Woy! Snake on a train! Woy Woy! twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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Snake on a train! Woy Woy! Snake on a train! Woy Woy! Snake on a train! Woy Woy! police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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Full Moon is right now.

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Alas, @juhasaarinen actually wanted to go to Helensville. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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I read this article when it was first published. It’s time the Exclusive Brethren got a dose of sunshine and bleach. twitter.com/ashmcghee/stat…

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ashmcghee The Exclusive Brethren church is suing @mbachelard and @theage over this article. Best response is to read and share.bit.ly/29HZAYz

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So, Australia, what should we do with the people with non-compliant trousers? twitter.com/ColourpurpleGa…

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@paulwallbank There is something wrong about your life.

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We’re good at “more heat than light” here in Australia. It’s why we have a new prime minister every second Tuesday. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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sigfpe May as well run my Levenshtein code on it pic.twitter.com/9V8PFhW148

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@rundsmce It’s always good to be polite.

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“Your account is ready for accumulate commissions.” pic.twitter.com/e2UcNCmCCe

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@jonoabroad @wolfcat Is it still a “snap” when the timestamps are that far apart?

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@munin @kels_316 Already proposed, in a letter to the @australian the other day.

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@wolfcat @jonoabroad No, just a different kind of little hairs.

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kels_316 Since 2001 we’ve gone from stopping some refugees to “BAN ALL MUSLIMS”

Good glide path. Where to from here?

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jperlow You could watch the RNC. Or might I suggest something less ridiculous, Airplane 2 on Amazon Prime.

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This is a rather impressive bit of Pokémon Go stupidity. Do watch. There’s a nice punchline. twitter.com/BaltimorePolic…

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@alexkidman And may God bless all who sail with you.

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I’ll do breakfast now, though, and give @RNBreakfast a rest from my twitters. The butterwomble level seems to have declined anyway.

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Wed plan, draft: Fatigue management; continue through the endless list of geek tasks, with love; 1930 ABC @774melbourne re Pokémon Go etc.

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@jpwarren @RNBreakfast Oh feel free! I do my best work while still in bed. No, wait.

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JohnBirmingham I need a fresh organ bank. The ‘donors’ in my basement are all used up. twitter.com/hit105brisbane…

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I’ll tweet the link to the podcast of that when it goes online a little later this morning.

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@Andrew_Zammit @RNBreakfast Yes, the Senator for the ACT, Ass Min for Social Services and Multicultural Affairs.

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@Andrew_Zammit @RNBreakfast Whichever Senator is the new Ass Minister for… Multiculturalism, I think.

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Full Moon is in one hour, at 0857 AEST.

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Actually keep going with this, @RNBreakfast, because I’m now PMSL at how fearful he is of actually speaking directly. The words aren’t his.

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“You’re in interesting person,” @RNBreakfast? He’s certainly not sounding like one. Well, “interesting” like watching a beetle die I guess.

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Maybe we could use that polystyrene to fill up the minister. Get a funnel, a bit of lube, and PFFFFFFFF! Democracy improved. @RNBreakfast

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He’s using waffle words like the expanding foam you use to fill buoyancy spaces in a canoe. PFFFFFFFF! Sorry we’re out of time. @RNBreakfast

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Given that this spineless dribbletwat on @RNBreakfast is apparently now the relevant minister, I think I have my there for the next podcast.

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Yes you CAN tell people their fears and reactions are unreasonable you spineless butterwomble! Do some leading. @RNBreakfast

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Sorry, who’s this muppet on @RNBreakfast right now?

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@BundyB “It’s evening in America…”

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@leslienassar Well, it tweeted a slightly amusing image. Here you go… pic.twitter.com/FAgw8IlBLw

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Given that we now have Brony-based US election campaigning, may I remind you of this… pic.twitter.com/vZI5cRQBpt

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@myrcurial Oh I haven’t congratulated you yet re your @PwnieAwards nomination. Bravo. I think much deserved. But then I’m an idiot.

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NewtonMark Cthulhu to head Fox News.

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@jperlow Presumably he held that in reserve to counter the expected main invasion at Calais. (Is this geeky enough now?)

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@jperlow Wouldn’t be secret for long. (Or was it just a really bad dive bomber?)

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This is an excellent seagull. I commend this seagull to you. twitter.com/_fran_t/status…

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Hasn’t Twitter been such an excellent* investment. google.com/finance?chdnp=… pic.twitter.com/lJGMWMekys

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@dsturnbull That’s a different kind of general calamity.

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KevinBankston You have got to be kidding me. twitter.com/Rio2016_en/sta…

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@thegrugq_ebooks Are you stalking me now? Because you’ve changed.

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This is a subject I’d like explored further by @lexiconvalley, if only to hear @Bobosphere say “Scheißesturm”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In German, the adopted “shitstorm” means a controversy on the internet, not the “general calamity” of “Ein buchstäblicher Scheißesturm”.

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Ah, it’s subtle. “The German Dictionary Has A New Fun Word, Thanks To The Internet And The Eurozone Crisis” (2013) twitter.com/cszabla/status…

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leslienassar Because our descent into Idiocracy hasn’t reached terminal velocity, yet. /cc @stilgherrian twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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mrsambarlow Norman Rockwell’s classic painting, “Free Speech on Twitter” pic.twitter.com/MvE8VOPiH9

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@edbott @cszabla Mind you, I’m viewing linguistics from my Australian English perspective, and you know what we’re like.

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@edbott @cszabla My understanding is that German “Scheiße” doesn’t have the taboo of “shit”. Mind you, US English is particularly prudish.

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EverythingGoats Probably the greatest goat that ever lived pic.twitter.com/HE1Zv30BLB

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kashanacauley Someone should teach stock photo hackers how computers work. pic.twitter.com/foVNgmWm0A

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@paulwallbank Ditto, actually. We know how to derail live broadcasts.

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It’s Pokémon all the way down, @paulwallbank. Except yours in national for the unsleeping.

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I’ll be talking Pokémon Go and perhaps e-voting on ABC @774melbourne tonight at 1930 AEST. abc.net.au/melbourne twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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@NuclearAnthro I assume you’ve seen Eric Schlosser’s analysis of nukes in TK? newyorker.com/news/news-desk…

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Routine reminder: Full Moon is coming up in a little over two hours, at 0857 AEST.

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I like the sea. The ocean can be so calming, washing away all the tension. twitter.com/VICE/status/75…

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SwiftOnSecurity Life is pointless twitter.com/FDRLST/status/…

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TheAtlPhoto A collection of controlled explosions, blasts, kabooms, and crashes: theatln.tc/2adiSK6 pic.twitter.com/PL9aBKdFRP

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“The Trumpification of the mind cannot be our response to IS.” — French PM Manuel Valls.france24.com/en/20160719-fr…h Just cited on@RNBreakfastt

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@Shaunnagh I’ve deliberated pulled out of the now 24/7 news cycle to stay sane. Only pop into the stream on special occasions.

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@NuclearAnthro Hurrah! Thank you. Though if we’re celebrating every nuke shot, won’t we have a very full calendar?

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@Shaunnagh Yep. Most recently used for monitoring nearby bushfires. (I’ve been working in media for, gulp, 35 years.)

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@AndrewHeslop Indeed I do. @RNBreakfast @ebie_hd @jessradio @5DN972 Hah! 5AN 891 now @891adelaide, produced Philip Satchell etc.

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@AndrewHeslop @RNBreakfast @ebie_hd @jessradio Same here, though at the state level in Adelaide. Though radio was done with pigeons then.

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SO WHAT’S HAPPENING IN CLEVELAND?

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@ebie_hd @RNBreakfast @jessradio I’ll go away now and let you make some radio. About to start listening…

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@ebie_hd @RNBreakfast @jessradio Thanks. So what you’re saying is that Christian Porter was your sloppy seconds. Lovely.

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@jdub @RNBreakfast @ebie_hd @jessradio And for my next trick, I’ll post the list of ministerial media contacts and their phone numbers. No?

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If you’re redacting communications, you have to redact all the things. ;) @RNBreakfast @ebie_hd @jessradio

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According to the @RNBreakfast website, @ebie_hd @jessradio,the guest at 0735 Monday was Christian Porter, the minister for social services.

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ebie_hd Hey all you aspiring students out there, this is how you negotiate pic.twitter.com/c6BvxHeFkr

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@munin You may call me “Harbinger”.

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@chrisjrn @Spoonyman @linuxconfau Some sort of barricade is probably a good idea.

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internetofshit ah yes, this is how security works pic.twitter.com/qsWVye9FIQ

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Wednesday. It begins with a slight itching sensational on the back of your thighs, but it progress rapidly. Prepare for the pain. Wednesday.

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