Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 28th, 2016

There seems to be a widespread misconception that someone, anyone, anywhere gives a fuck about your stupid opinions.

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@smidgey There are people who do this?

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@j_hutch I appreciate that, James. Thanks.

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@LJPatton As you should. Give them a nice big hug.

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I mean if Muslims were involved you wouldn’t say “Porks it!”

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I do wish people would stop saying “Nails it!” when someone writes or says something you agree with. Some people are Christians you know.

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@BundyB @PointZeroOne Oh. I forgot to look at the date. Now I feel a fool, ‘cos my personal policy is to not RT stuff that old. Sulking.

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This might persuade me to watch. twitter.com/tashlee/status…

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@dfpiii Well I’ve upped my opinion of the entire enterprise now.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @JazzTwemlow Some things are thicker than others, of course.

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JazzTwemlow I imagine Donald Trump somehow even shits in a way that’s factually inaccurate.

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Hey @RealNickHodge, “WW2 Tank Commander – Captain David Render” might be a podcast of interesthistoryhitpodcast.com/ww2-tank-comma…lq

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Histreepix The ‘shirt method’ was one of the more humane ways to deal with the tightrope-walker infestation of 1940s New York. pic.twitter.com/kVDPcUO7Hs

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thegrugq_ebooks Hash sum check is just to get assassinations sourced locally

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GCHQ What do you mean your yacht doesn’t have a cipher machine? This one was used on Her Majesty’s Yacht Britannia pic.twitter.com/mBdrqx4i4Q

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rachelgeorge Guardian crossword writer appears to be having some kind of a breakdown. pic.twitter.com/oyYBOfX21d

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No ocelots or giraffes. No trebuchets. No steam locomotives. twitter.com/HughRundle/sta…

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Just in case this delightfully complex tweet gets deleted, a screenshot. HT @johnb78 twitter.com/LyleShelton/st… pic.twitter.com/BNXH0kYtt9

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johnb78 the ways in which this tweet is amazing are too numerous to sum up in a single tweet twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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Brian_Whit If you get caught using a VPN in the UAE, you will face fines of up to $545,000 ibt.uk/A6bBA via @IBTimesUK

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So is that chain holding down the big block letters the… wait for ithatwitter.com/BrisbaneAirpor…Pcve

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dobes What a delicious choice twitter.com/KnottMatthew/s…

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“Humans forced to interact with their dogs and cats after internet-controlled smart feeder suffers blackout.” theregister.co.uk/2016/07/27/pet…

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thegrugq_ebooks meh, fuck it bro, it’s more funny this way!

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“Exclusive transcript: WikiLeaks reveals ass call from a zoo”, writes @ssharwood theregister.co.uk/2016/07/28/exc…

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FacesPics Trump kissing a baby (retweet when you see it!) pic.twitter.com/EekEdClVZL

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@trentyarwood And how do you know this? You’ve tried, haven’t you. This is some weird medical student initiation thing.

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xgebi Troll like Estonian president pic.twitter.com/ajaBmUaFke

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It’s World Hepatitis Day! Shit on your neighbour’s reheated kebab today! twitter.com/TheRMH/status/…

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KevinMKruse Some Dr. Seuss WWII cartoons about the original “America First” movement. pic.twitter.com/c9SaScfdci

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BennettArron released just when there’s an actual chance of becoming President…. Clever

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AREMI: the Australian Renewable Energy Mapping Infrastructure. It’s fun. Lots of data sets. nationalmap.gov.au/renewables/ pic.twitter.com/C7lTIMLWf2

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Thursday has not been altogether excellent.

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weitzelb Would you take my course on JavaScript? pic.twitter.com/RuNXKNLqQr

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Yeah I’ll give this one a partial credit. twitter.com/picdescbot/sta…

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picdescbot a close up of a cell phone pic.twitter.com/SkuLsuWhtU

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I am starting to think that we can safely hand everything to the robots now. Everything is completely under contral.

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picdescbot two giraffes in a fenced in area pic.twitter.com/VqQOT9XJ8O

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picdescbot a bunch of bananas pic.twitter.com/JEhdgjBBOb

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picdescbot a herd of sheep pic.twitter.com/e5cfBxWkp2

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picdescbot a bowl of broccoli pic.twitter.com/TxFqpizGzs

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picdescbot a herd of sheep pic.twitter.com/D8C6ySMchC

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picdescbot a large pair of scissors pic.twitter.com/3mgkWYwk05

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picdescbot a person on a surf board in a skate park pic.twitter.com/xfD5YfzM9Y

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picdescbot a giraffe is standing in the grass next to a rock pic.twitter.com/OqR9wHyEaj

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picdescbot a crowd of people pic.twitter.com/S9CzT0nfAv

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picdescbot a boat sitting on top of a white house pic.twitter.com/dZcsZHSkVM

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picdescbot a display case filled with donuts pic.twitter.com/kUQqZ6VYk4

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picdescbot a giraffe standing next to a rock wall pic.twitter.com/8c1xdzwZam

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@phbarratt Indeed. It’s just such a daft claim to make.

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MichaelM_ACT Do people likely to be subject of a royal commission usually get to be involved in drafting the terms of reference? twitter.com/jacqueline_e_b…

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@RealNickHodge I meant in terms of Reschs being permitted on that side of the Harbour.

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ritholtz If I were running Clintons campaign I would counter with a request to Russia to produce Trump’s tax returns…

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jdub … in George’s special chairtwitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…V7

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“Believe me” is only Trump’s 6th most favourite bigram. languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=27000 HT @bgzimmer pic.twitter.com/M8YCDxc0zC

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@soundofsam @rohan_p Off you go. It’s a free-market economy after all.

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@NuclearAnthro You know about the local council in Western Australia that issued NASA with a $400 littering fine over Skylab’s debris?

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@leslienassar Has your new avatar been at the bath salts?

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Dear @MinisterKeenanMP, may I humbly suggest dropping this daft and factually incorrect “unprecedented” silliness? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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rohan_p It’s so hard to tell what is satire and what isn’t these days: ‘Help Bring a Pro-Trump Rally to Burning Man’ indiegogo.com/projects/help-…

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This is all very confusing.

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nkav @ellipsii @stilgherrian I’ve figured out what the redacted part said twitter.com/nkav/status/75…

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@AtomicMPC They were in that movie, yeah? The one with Mel Gibson and Kraftwerk?

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Shoosh. The “charged” figure is bigger than “convicted”, and therefore scarier. Don’t question the narrative. twitter.com/PointZeroOne/s…

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This just in from the Justice Minister. Apparently his office hasn’t heard of WWII or the Cold War. pic.twitter.com/cA4vV6SW9v

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NickEvershed I calculated the youth detention rate for the NT over time, it’s pretty nuts theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/eWvHmh864A

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Colvinius Unimprovable. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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ellipsii where the ABS plans to take the Census from here: pic.twitter.com/eaCILe0odY

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@R_Chirgwin I’ll get you a wide shot of the work a little later this afternoon.

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@R_Chirgwin All the minor branches and leaves are now gone, as are the workers. An efficient job. Only trunk and major branches remain.

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@R_Chirgwin It’s a serious “Let there be light!” moment. I’ve given the workers a big thumbs-up. (Everything’s too loud for to hear me.)

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Also, @R_Chirgwin, every bit of your trees that were overhanging the footpath. The look so far. pic.twitter.com/Rglt9yvN76

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Hey @R_Chirgwin, you’re NIMBY neighbours will love* this. Council and/or Ausgrid are taking out the tree on the footpath.

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@franksting @OaaSvc I haven’t been paying that much attention.

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This is quite true. As long as that damn woman is out of focus then we can proceed. twitter.com/OaaSvc/status/…

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I would like to congratulate* the people who’ve started up the chain saws and tree shredder thing next door. Well done.

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gnat It’s not a “water bottle”. What do I look like, an animal?! pic.twitter.com/2CMuYgDGbw

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@mattdasilva Nope. I rarely read book-length material these days.

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It’s always a draft plan first, even when starting late, ‘cos the initial trawl through my inbox usually triggers a couple of landmines.

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Thu plan, draft: Despite starting late, continue working through the various geek projects on my plate; pasta; quiet evening, with reading.

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This too is good advice (and a terrible, terrible pun). twitter.com/dshaw_/status/…

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Thursday. You’ll need to give it a bit of a stir or it’ll burn. And for God’s sake add some salt. Thursday.

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