Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 29th, 2016

OK, you’ll need to cope by yourselves now. Good night.

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@AussiemacJ I see where you’re going there, but that’s definitely not the case.

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Why is it that every time I go to That Place I end up getting back home around midnight?

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@_midofo_ Indeed. That Thai freak @ApostrophePong and I were together for nearly a decade, so Thaitown is my patch.

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@theremonstrator There is that. Preserve your precious bodily fluids.

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@_midofo_ Sure, but I was in Thaitown’s local pub.

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@YeahKenOath Nah, nowhere even close. He was all haircut and bravado.

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@smidgey Hah! So you did. I should probably stop taunting wannabe tough boys. But hey it was in a 7-Eleven. He’s on camera.

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@_midofo_ It wouldn’t be a good look to kill her though, would it.

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I am so going to be knifed one day.

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“So are you trying to arc it up, Princess?”, I said, and his friends dissolved in laughter.

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Some little wannabe Chinatown kid just tried to make a thing about being in the queue at 7-Eleven.

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Oh God, George Street on a Friday night.

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@davispg And then I heard the staff gossiping about the farang that asked about tub waan.

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@davispg I have just confirmed that the other place that regularly has tub waan has it every day.

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Some people don’t like boat noodle because it has blood in it but you know fuck off.

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@davispg Coil. If you want me to be your guide then let me know.

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@davispg It’s all good. Tub waan is dangerous at this hour.

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@davispg Admittedly both tub waan and boat noodle are comfort food for me.

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There must be a different chef here because this boat noodle is different. Damn good though.

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But that said, I know where to get boat noodle.

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I shouldn’t be left unsupervised in Thaitown after 2100.

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@nschultz Yeah look I have to cope with where I am. It is my burden.

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@roisin6 @bigbadave @wolfcat I’m in my patch. I’ll be fine. Allegedly.

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I have gone down the road a short distance and ordered boat noodle. There are people who know exactly what this means.

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@KompleatKnut I can imagine. But this gig wouldn’t be as bad as that. Much more focused audience.

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Apropos of nothing, who the fuck would ask for a jug of Pure Blond?

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@bigbadave I will be doing this soon, trust me. If The Evil Barman lets me. So far I’ve escaped The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me.

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@bigbadave @wolfcat Yeah look I’m having enough trouble admitting that The Angels played my high school give me a break.

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Yeah OK it’s Dr Dre now so we’re going down some sort of gutter.

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Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”? OK, here’s one the kids know.

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@jplonie So, you know, it’s their fault.

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@jplonie Yeah he’s doing a great mix (for this crowd) and the bar staff have refused to honour my request to not be served more drinks.

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@bigbadave @wolfcat So before they were called The Angels they were called The Keystone Angels and they played my high school.

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As was explained to me in Tanzania, after “one for the road” comes “one for no good reason”. I love that tradition.

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I’ve just been told this DJ has worked this pub’s crowd for more than four years. Yeah, he knows what he’s doing.

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@aziazone Heh. Your Thai is better than mine. I fake it.

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Don’t blame it on the Sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight. Blame it on the boogie.

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Look it’s not my personal choice, but this is a very clever party mix. I bet this boy has worked Phuket.

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Oh brilliant move! J Giels Band’s “Centrefold” out of that is inspired.

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@gpgeorges It’s certainly heading in that direction. There’s a real New Jersey hip-hop feel evolving here.

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I seriously need to get out of here.

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Everybody was kung fu fighting.

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Is there a Thai word that combines lesbian and farang? Asking for a friend.

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Yeah well 25 years ago I was kinda cool. Kinda.

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S Club 7 leave me alone. Also… Don’t stop.

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@rashasman Exactly. This DJ looks too young to know this stuff. But then he’s choosing some great tracks from the period.

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@paulsbootique Oh I know. I used to present this shit on the radio 25 years ago.

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Sure, Dr Emerson, but this is the approaching apocalypse, right? You do realise this? twitter.com/DrCraigEmerson…

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How do these kids even know what this is?

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So, who remembers DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince? Because that’s what the DJ just dropped in.

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@techoglot @AbstractCode It’s after 2100 on a Friday night. What do you think?

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@AbstractCode I’m not waiting around for the band. It’s a dangerous choice.

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@techoglot @AbstractCode I have no idea what you are talking about.

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I need to get out of here because I know how this ends.

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The bass player is already here taking advantage of his free food and drinks.

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Also, the stickers “RUN BKK” are kinda cool.

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I love how these days a change of DJs means a change of MacBooks plugged into the mixer.

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@JonoH I’m drinking Singha right now ‘cos I’m at my “local” in Thaitown.

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This place will be the death of me.

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Meh. I’ll have another.

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@dobes @KompleatKnut I remember when you would have been in my target demographic

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@JonoH @dobes My version of reality is always better.

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@dobes @KompleatKnut Oh dear God I’ve actually introduced that track on Triple J. It still stands up, I reckon.

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@JonoH @dobes Whatever they’re drinking it’s on tap. There’s no way they’re be allowed into TED. But then neither would I.

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@irisherself A lot. Well, in the grand scheme it could be worse, but it’s certainly heading that way.

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@dobes You left at exactly the right moment. The People At The Next Table have gone feral.

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kymtje Was just sent my own work by someone presenting it as theirs.

I think this is a compliment?

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There is a lot of wrong going on right now.

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@nphair Sadly no. Just free Friday night oysters at the [REDACTED] Hotel.

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ProfMESmith If ever a US election since 1788 was about defining the ‘soul’ of the country, it will be this one. And I’m scared. twitter.com/jbarro/status/…

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@robtclements @franksting weren’t oysters a working-class food for dock workers etc downstream of London? Stout and oysters were dinner.

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OH, same guy, still angry: “I’m already fuckin’ pissed.”

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corduroy @stilgherrian he got an hour of peace and quiet and he’s complaining? What’s wrong with HIM‽

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Taco_Lad @stilgherrian “I was working up the courage to drown myself but then I remembered how loving, supportive and caring you are”

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OH: Man to woman, presumably his partner, angry: “You spent about an hour in that bath. What’s wrong with you?”

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guymosel He’s our very own JK Rowling twitter.com/myriamrobin/st…

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michaelkoziol Hendo is doing memes now pic.twitter.com/jagJ7iJFzm

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UNSW Chancellor David Gonski admits Stan Grant a Doctor of Letters Honoris Causa pic.twitter.com/X98qZ75acu

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@axmcc May I draw this tweet to your attention. twitter.com/tveastman/stat…

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Dear Internet, you know what to do. Pass it on. twitter.com/axmcc/status/7…

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WP_DownUnder THIS. NOW. pic.twitter.com/Yv3PV6Stpl

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KenPlume As soon as I saw this, I knew I must share it… pic.twitter.com/dYIYxPmRp2

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I’m pleased that shortly before arriving into the corner In ran into Your Little Dojo Ballerina. Haven’t seem him in years.

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If Soapy says it’s OK, then it’s OK.

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Like, how many denials of a conflict of interest is this now? pic.twitter.com/QniZwDUX4F

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For an independent Royal Commission this one into juvenile justice already seems to be spending a lot of time denying conflicts of interest.

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@franksting In over in Thaitown, There are oysters. Well, some oysters. A few oysters.

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This looks like it would have been a good choice. Nice. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@dobes I’m not looking that up. I’ve looked things up before and it usually leads to sub-optimal outcomes.

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I’ve fairly sure they won’t kill me. They’re far from being the most dangerous thing to put in your mouth at this establishment.

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In the corner, being given complimentary oysters.

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“If you’re not averse to killing for no good reason” why is that even a question? twitter.com/Epigrammist/st…

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@domknight Oh I’m just going past. Perhaps some sort of expedition should be organised.

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I’ll be in the corner in about ten minutes.

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Scottish_Tweets Banksy’s at it again pic.twitter.com/IkkwFHqPmC

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I agree with the first part of this analysis, but I wasn’t aware of the second half. twitter.com/poisontofu/sta…

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XHNews Australian PM declines to nominate for next UN chief xhne.ws/QnUz5 pic.twitter.com/92xttrrrEQ

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trutherbotwhite Printers, unlike other technologies, are remarkable in the fact that they’re just as crappy and unreliable now as they were in 1995.

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I might head down to the corner shortly.

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@t_mu I’d figured it must be because it’s been there for ages.

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Yeah this rings a bell, @LiamPomfret, but you’d probably trigger an alert in the mail sorting centre. twitter.com/paulbam3/statu…

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AlecMuffett “We Rolled Our Own Crypto”
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@DavidRDHeath Dunno. It’s only on the western side, though that side is notorious for sun glare. (I had an office in Darling Park once.)

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Would you like a taste of my paddle? pic.twitter.com/RahAiJwJul

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I’ve always thought this is an excellent business name. pic.twitter.com/AnDHKFT9qF

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Sydney’s Queen Victoria Building (QVB) certainly has its moments. pic.twitter.com/2hOguMDrLb

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@paulbam3 @GOPTeens @KompleatKnut Goddam Poe’s Law. Or is it not a case of Poe’s Law?

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@wehill Why the fuck would I be in Dee Why?

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I am embarrassed I had to be told that @GOPTeens is a parody. I have brought shame upon my family.

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@Spoonyman Yeah but then I’d have to drink with Those People. Life’s too short.

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The good thing about doing this is that you’ll have my company. The bad thing about this ditto.

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I’m floating around the southern end of the Sydney CBD if anyone wants to buy me drinks until the funds clear

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leyawn excuse me, out of the way *knocking grocery bags out of an old womans hands* big time journalist in town, watch it pic.twitter.com/r7ETiLVWdZ

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rickeyre As newspaper apologies go, this one from today’s Jakarta Post is pretty huge thejakartapost.com/news/2016/07/2…

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I’m having fun. Are you having fun?

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GOPTeens : Do you have YOUR gear yet? twitter.com/Nero/status/75…

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GOPTeens : Have you ever a ?

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GOPTeens : Is there ANY that was ever even BORN? twitter.com/kibblesmith/st…

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GOPTeens Thanks for the @ScottBaio — or should we say Scott BAE-o !!! 😻 pic.twitter.com/3ba2CJ4qMI

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GOPTeens The is the of the !!! twitter.com/GOPconvention/…

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@ecocreative @waiteresearch And his apartment is just around the corner in Surry Hills.

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@ecocreative @waiteresearch And the bridge under which the took the thing out of Neo’s chest is near Sydney Central station.

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@wibbly @BAKKOOONN So it is. I want to watch this program now.

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@ACommsGuy I had Seidler explained to me a guy he mentored and who still does the firm’s website, I think. I’m a bit of a fan.

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@ACommsGuy That is indeed his. Though the client turned the design 180 degrees for some reason.

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BAKKOOONN in japan there is a news show where a cat hangs out. cats are basically free, not sure why they havent done it here pic.twitter.com/m6jPKhIft1

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@crispin_harris I think you may have missed the “joke”?

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@ACommsGuy I stand corrected. I’d always thought it was a Seidler, but then the decor in that triangular atrium should’ve warned me off.

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@wibbly The latter. Though they’re lit up brightly at night. I’ll get a shot of that one evening.

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Theme and variations in Seidler Major. pic.twitter.com/zTX2fvbWJ6

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Or as autocorrect wanted to call it, Baron Harpoon. This is my new name for James Packer.

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So, that red bullshit appears to be part of the design of Barangaroo. pic.twitter.com/0kqtBz1zwX

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I’ve decided to walk the rest of the way, across Pyrmont Bridge, because just look at this winter day in Sydney. pic.twitter.com/8Q8ifFWNPt

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Now I really want to know what he was complaining about and who to.

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Chinese-Australian guy on tram complains into his phone: “I don’t know, it’s run by white people! Jesus Christ!”

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mikemchargue My youngest daughter: “who’s that?” Me: “That’s Bill Clinton.”
Her: “Is he related to Hillary Clinton?”

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@ericscheid No, that’s somewhere over on the line itself. AFAIK this is a straightforward build on the old freight yards.

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@RNDrive My views are not fixed yet, but ABS is certainly mishandling people’s concerns.

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RNDrive Do you plan to boycott the ? ab.co/2adRl8l

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Noticing how much of my lunch I seem to be wearing. I’m such a class act.

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Apparently this site next to the Lilyfield light rail stop is indeed stabling for the CBD and South East Light Rail. pic.twitter.com/u2Yyd9T9Oa

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workmanalice this is some of @Rob_Stott’s finest work pic.twitter.com/JC6EYKzEH7

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@JmarrMarr @MalwareJake I couldn’t tell you. I haven’t used Windows (apart from the phone version) for years. I rely on others for that.

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@JmarrMarr @MalwareJake Ouch. Yeah Windows doesn’t seem to like that.

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@agelastic @VS_ Underpants will the downfall of our civilisation. (I have to tell shit jokes because otherwise I’d start crying.)

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HillaryClinton “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.” —Hillary

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I can confirm that cows do indeed do this. twitter.com/DanaellaWivell…

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MalwareJake Lets just offer up a slow clap for Microsoft. This is beyond stupid. twitter.com/textfiles/stat…

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OK, time to do some things. Back in a while.

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@JohnBirmingham For me, the word “poddy” is a calf that has yet to be weaned off its mother’s milk.

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@Styvo51 I haven’t thought that through yet, to be honest. I’ll pitch that to an editor and see it they want me to run with it.

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@jpwarren Fucked if I know read the report damn you. :P

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@SwiftOnSecurity If I had time to listen to the two audio streams, I could probably tell you in more detail how the mixes vary.

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@SwiftOnSecurity While I haven’t listened, it’s more likely that one is taking just her mic, the other a mix with more venue ambience…

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@VS_ Yep yep, I know where you’re coming from. ABS statements have been very hand-wayes. Then there’s this. twitter.com/Info_Aus/statu…

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@jpwarren Also I see this chart is from 2.5 years ago, and I know a lot of work has been done since then.

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@jpwarren Well, I see the final scores on each axis measured more finely than that. [Shrugs.] I need to get on with some other things.

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@jpwarren Here’s the report it’s from.anao.gov.au/work/performan… (From @VS_’s earlier tweets.)

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@jpwarren Looks like a measure of compliance level. I imagine they’re the symbols used on lists and report cards etc.

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@jpwarren X axis is how well they’ve implemented internal controls, Y axis is compliance with ASD Top 4. Both covered = “Cyber Secure”.

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Yes, I’m sure the most likely threat vector is bad guys picking off Census forms one by one as they’re filled in. twitter.com/matt_steadman/…

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That said, ABS is more secure against external threats than DFAT, ATO and Customs. That ain’t cause for panic. twitter.com/VS_/status/758…

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EthanZ Vending machine at @medialab accepts bitcoin, stocked only with @soylent. Surely this is a metaphor for something. pic.twitter.com/ubgtojcvX0

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So after today’s Kruddastrophe, and with the inevitable over-analysis dominating the news, what will the government slip out at around 5pm?

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What a Kruddastrophe.

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@tonybmorton @StanDevia @jeffsonstein Gotcha. [I just had the minor eureka moment. Then this is all much easier than I’d feared.

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AnthonyChisholm You would almost think that elements of the Turnbull Cabinet are setting the PM up to do maximum damage to his standing.

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@StanDevia @tonybmorton @jeffsonstein Thank you. If we’re looking at terrorism incidents in Europe, our numbers are very small indeed.

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@tonybmorton @StanDevia @jeffsonstein I assume there’s some sort of multi-period version of that? Or do you just create two equal periods?

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@KompleatKnut More importantly, are we measuring diameter, circumference, or cross-section area?

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@tonybmorton @StanDevia Yes, that. But @jeffsonstein sent me a primer, and it tells me to use this. pic.twitter.com/KqaCmGM3mh

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So how big a pack of arseholes are these people? About 8.5 Goatses, I’d say. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Can I just say that @mclayfield has some excellent cows right now. I hope he’s putting them somewhere for some bovine contemplation.

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Anyway, nap time (alas).

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@thegrugq_ebooks @paulwallbank Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

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paulwallbank OH: “We all love Trump. He’s the man.” (@ Microsoft Building 92 in Redmond, WA) swarmapp.com/c/8Z6GFPpzaw4

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Fri plan, redraft: As first drafted, but after a brief nap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Ah, here comes the semi-regular morning fatigue wave. Plan-adjustment in progress.

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@NicholasFryer You know what I’m going to do next, don’t you.

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vlramirez12 BREAKING: United States Senate In Talks To Prevent Trump From National Security Briefings bipartisanreport.com/2016/07/28/bre… via @bipartisan Report

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@NicholasFryer @canberratimes I know. I use this screenshot to illustrate why all this effort put into “targeted advertising” is bullshit.

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Spike seems rather… perked uptwitter.com/zenalbatross/s…n2

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@chris23 It’s that message from @WIRED that caused my to do the detection run.

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garthk Someones’ day just got substantially more interesting. twitter.com/siberian_times…

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paleofuture want to feel old? 1994 was 50 years ago twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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@Kimota @fede_guerrini @WIRED Let us set fire to them all and watch them burn.

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@NuclearAnthro Ah good, you’ve found the “Protect and Survive” series.

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BernardKeane In a world filled with faux “if anyone was offended” apologies, @karlstefanovic offers a lesson in humility. twitter.com/TheTodayShow/s…

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ProfDanHicks Just imagine the paperwork that lies behind this sign pic.twitter.com/jRznLFEHQW

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So yeah @WIRED, it’s not that I object to advertising. It’s that I object to all this shit. pic.twitter.com/dkikMAnR5h

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thegrugq When an organization turns to leaderless resistance it is a sign of weakness, not strength.

ISIS have turned to leaderless resistance.

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leslienassar “Interesting” twitter.com/beachmilk/stat…

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cathywilcox1 Special police escort for a special whale.
My @smh toon.
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Hippopeteamus Bolt defending Pell. Bolt defending Price and Kruger. Bolt defending torturers. Who next? Trump? Sauron?

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“What I’ve Learned About the Brokers Who Trade Passwords by the Millions”, writes @troyhunt motherboard.vice.com/read/what-ive-…

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@StanDevia In fact @jeffsonstein just sent my a great little document that seems to explain how to do exactly that.

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@izevaka @DLin71 This may well explain why you’re not President of Estonia.

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@StanDevia That makes sense. Well I know some analysts who could help with that.

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The happy life of an investigative journalist. twitter.com/Kate_McClymont…

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@joshgnosis “Never try to teach a pig to sing. I wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” — Traditional

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@BXGD Thanks. Added to my weekend reading list. But the opening pars have certainly piqued my interest.

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@BXGD Yeah? I hadn’t heard about that. Inneresting.

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@StanDevia @amworldtodaypm Is it though? There’s an assumption of events being independent. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_d…

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Coining a word that should come in handy soon enough: WikiSulks.

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Bonus points for “wastrel”, a word we should see more often. twitter.com/joshtpm/status…

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cathywilcox1 We’re shocked and demand answers.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pfCRc0tWBj

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@BXGD So we’re back to the Russian theory again.

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These Trump-related spams are getting sillier by the minute.

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NewtonMark This changes EVERYTHING. pic.twitter.com/VxJH3fYjMF

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therealfitz Interrupting my attempts at being positive on Twitter ‘cause I just spit out my coffee. From verysmartbrothas.com/the-democrats-… pic.twitter.com/nVNmK7dttF

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DLin71 A short story in two pictures pic.twitter.com/aZ4ExU4yH3

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Oh wow Expedia must really hate me. pic.twitter.com/bm7ydz2Bpc

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_FloridaMan Florida Man Released From Jail When Police Realize “Meth” Was Actually Donut Crumbs abcn.ws/2aAtlzE

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@rgmerk @amworldtodaypm No rush. I’m curiosity with a purpose, but I have other things to do today.

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@rgmerk @amworldtodaypm No, it’s whether in increased number of possibly related events in a period is likely to be an actual upward trend.

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ra6bit If one would give me six logs written by the activity of the most honest man, I would find something in them to blame Russia.

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“Trump promised millions to charity. We found less than $10,000 over 7 years,” writes @Fahrenthold washingtonpost.com/people/david-a…

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@rgmerk @amworldtodaypm Alas no. The events we’re modelling don’t fit the assumptions. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_d…

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@jeffsonstein For some reason I can’t get there from here.

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Mental health warning: Soapy is coming up on @amworldtodaypm.

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Facebook’s quarterly revenue is up more than 200% year-on-year, I just heard on @RNBreakfast. Twitter must be enjoying this.

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Fri plan, draft: Today’s task list for geek project B; urgent administrivia; errands, Leichhardt; work on geek project D; TGIF.

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@SwiftOnSecurity When Russia stops paying their invoices?

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aannggeellll Airport charging time again. Had to choose between charging battery pack for phone or arm. Arm wins pic.twitter.com/vjEAzQ6fiH

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aannggeellll For inquiring minds, the quick disconnect wrist allows for easily changing between attachments/hands pic.twitter.com/kaBgqIj540

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@GordyPls @amworldtodaypm Especially now global comms and rolling news allow us to report every incident of type X over and over and over.

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@GordyPls @amworldtodaypm There’s a huge Confirmation Bias in news and current affairs reporting. I think it needs to be countered.

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@davispg Couldn’t you stand the vase on top of the box?

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Statistics was one of the few university subjects I didn’t get a distinction for.

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Could a statistician point me to the mathematics I’d need here? Is it a Bayesian thing? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Oops, the question may have been asked on @RNBreakfast not @amworldtodaypm. Today’s presenters sound reasonably similar.

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@GordyPls @amworldtodaypm No, but I reckon my question should be the first one asked, because if it is random we should all calm down a bit.

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@VirtualTal @jperlow That sounds about right. A guess they’ve never seen this correct image. pic.twitter.com/gjdJKXv9vv

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“Spate of terrorist attacks in Europe,” said @amworldtodaypm. Could a statistician tell us the likelihood this is just random clustering?

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@VirtualTal @jperlow I’m curious about the decision-making process for this photo shoot.

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@Confused_Maud I don’t think you understand your position here.

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Friday. Which would you prefer to be? A horse? An orca? A vase of roses? A small box of matches? Why? Friday.

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