Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 30th, 2016

ehthayer This is highly evolved dad joking pic.twitter.com/ew3wj37W5e

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@WonderFi That’s the problem with US TV dramas. They take so fuckin’ long to get to the point.

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@Manic_Henry @SBSOnDemand Oh broadcast will survive (transmitted or streamed) for certain things, I’m sure. News and sport, I reckon.

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This evening I’ve discovered that the TV series “Manhattan” (as in the project) is on @SBSOnDemand and it seems to be quite good.

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@jturner_ibrs Hey you’ve got an advantage here!

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Nothing says “dickhead” quite so eloquently as a Stretch Hummer.

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@R_Chirgwin Red mercury is also good for this sort of thing.

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JustJimWillDo I have no idea what is going on here, but it is magnificent! twitter.com/melbournemuseu…

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@TheColonial They’ve already withdrawn the image and issued an apology, FWIW.

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And as an aside, do you realise how much potassium is in the average human? Just sayin’. twitter.com/strom_m/status…

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OK, I am choosing a variation of Option 1 which isn’t quite as unhealthy but still far more unhealthy than Option 2.

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@R_Chirgwin @NuclearAnthro Poets should be kept well out of it, and by “it” I mean “everything”.

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“The” Russians. “The” Chinese. “The” Muslims. “The” Blacks. “The” Jews. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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I now know, thanks to @NuclearAnthro, that this is the core concept of Sylvia Plath’s “The Bell Jar”. twitter.com/FollowBDT/stat…

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Both involve dinner, eventually. That said, I had a large and late lunch, so dinner is not important. twitter.com/sleepingdingo/…

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Oddly enough, this suggestion could well be the right answer. To this question, and to life itself. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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FollowBDT What does look like to you? Here’s one incredible illustration by artist @Coletta_LDamage pic.twitter.com/ETavwkN7Lw

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Currently it’s Option B in the lead 2-nil, but it’s early days yet.

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@developerjack @smidgey Sadly neither kind of Option C is possibly in this instance.

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Option A or Option B?

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jonkudelka I am making a difference.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

More excellent advice. There is so much excellent advice today. twitter.com/SovietVisuals/…

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“The 2016 Republican Party Platform” gop.com/the-2016-repub… Wondering whether to read it. pic.twitter.com/pJ7G02nTrf

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As usual, @JustinianNews knows who’s connected to who in the NT criminal justice system. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2016/07/30/gad…

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faaborg Stock photography + VR, what could go wrong lamag.com/culturefiles/v… pic.twitter.com/mZoreVnRJs

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gazete_man Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right) pic.twitter.com/QT0k0zp2q3

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In which @GretchenAMcC and @JohnHMcWhorter talk about Emoji and internet language, an episode of @lexiconvalley. slate.com/articles/podca…

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Somebody had far to much fun writing this dek, and I salute them. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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Colvinius Nooooooooooooo twitter.com/icecolbeveridg…

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AndyDW_ ‘This is your brain on things you read that say this is what your brain is when it’s on another thing.’

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via TweetDeck)

_ClaireConnelly Err… Somebody should probably tip-off @smh that Richard Nixon died in 1994. pic.twitter.com/4WT4BwGyOv

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This seems to be reasonable advice, given the circumstances. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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Further clinical research could reveal a lot here. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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Just listened to @thehistoryguy’s podcast with @James1940, “WW2: A Forgotten Narrative” historyhitpodcast.com/ww2-a-forgotte… Very good.

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JacktheInsider Chippendale can be an unforgiving place. pic.twitter.com/LcC7ZaNFF7

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Kragar_LGF Trump’s military plan: replace computers and comms systems with “couriers” pic.twitter.com/8sZMEfQhMW

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NextThere People have been asking us to integrate Pokemon into the app and we’re pleased to have done it pic.twitter.com/kiqAz67O2r

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leslienassar Ain’t no problem more interesting than losing 40,000,000 customer credit cards. twitter.com/nattyz/status/…

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@bigmac @AussiemacJ Takes forever to get the cheese crumbs out of the fan.

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@ResignInShame Rarely has the pattern of my working life been a straightforward Mon-Fri thing. Weekends have therefore been odd too.

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Sat plan, remainder, completely revised: Continue the lazy day. All that meandering and such can happen tomorrow.

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Ah, that @onthemedia special was a special ep of @TheSporkful, “a podcast about eating”. sporkful.com twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@AussiemacJ Because I am a terrible human being.

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@AussiemacJ It is my intention to have one of these platters. pic.twitter.com/mfqsBpYKQo

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@AussiemacJ I didn’t realise you were into health food.

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How important is the stage-management of eating food for presidential candidates? Very. A fun @onthemedia special. wnyc.org/story/sporkful…

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Sat plan, remainder: Continue the lazy day; meander to Glebe; platter; not fall over, because it hurts; quiet evening, because yesterday.

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thegrugq_ebooks Basically all APTs, if you think about it.

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Kate_McClymont Eddie, as the Bard would say: Me thinks you protest too much pic.twitter.com/gx1671EuTV

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portraitinflesh This is amazing. The Star thinks a five-“inch gun is literally five inches long. pic.twitter.com/Uv2BFnlfc3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Well you can see which option I chose.

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Internal decision process behind. Arguments for and against waking up properly and getting out of bed.

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Goddamit now the fish are stirring up international conflict. twitter.com/Stratfor/statu…

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DPRK_News Entire world riveted as United States presidential candidate Donald Trump undergoes mental breakdown and soils himself on live television.

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@davispg @MickKime Exactly that, though presumably they won’t be released in that form. Still food for thought, for a column on Monday.

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MrDenmore As PM, Rudd led a govt that got us through a global financial crisis; Turnbull can’t fart without a permission slip. pic.twitter.com/UmG73DptkX

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@davispg I am far better than that faker in Delphi.

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@davispg @MickKime Back in the late 1980s we had a demographer do a regular radio spot about interesting questions he answered with it.

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@davispg @MickKime I assume that you will able, as in previous years, to buy the raw* Census data (*”anonymised” and geofuzzed).

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dangillmor Terrific forensic journalism as @jessesingal looks for origin of a probably bogus but widely used Assange “quote”: nymag.com/daily/intellig…

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@marcuskelson We all were. It was compulsory to be odd in the 1970s.

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PaulBongiorno No one can doubt @LaurieOakes assessment. @TurnbullMalcolm is beholden to the small minded vindictive conservatives in his cabinet.

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TheOnion PETA Praises ‘The Walking Dead’ For CGI Animals onion.com/2aDdmRs ? pic.twitter.com/MF2xZBUGzi

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abclandline Good morning! This gorgeous sunrise photo comes courtesy of @abcopen contributor Farmer Paul. pic.twitter.com/acwrKv4Nge

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Meanwhile, as the pale mist seeps through the embassy… twitter.com/srhbutts/statu…

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Saturday. All of your poor decisions lie before you on the floor, laughing at you. Saturday.

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