Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 11th, 2016

firstdogonmoon oh come on! if i have to drink any more floral hoppy artisanal local craft beer i am going to lose my mind! fix thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…fK

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Well here’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today. twitter.com/Serrels/status…

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You know, it’s very FSB/KGB humour to try to make the dumbest person in America president, just for the sheer lulz of it.

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Jesus, Wayne, get on with it.

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Come on, Wayne.

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MarkDiStef Here he goes…

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MarkDiStef It’s very funny, when Morrison starts sledging Labor on deficits, Wayne Swan can be seen closing one app on his iPad and opening Twitter.

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nickmaher A separate app for every bus route in London, why not pic.twitter.com/QJWrW33AWO

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We need some definitions of cyber terms here. A cybertaxonomy, if you will. twitter.com/nazzer/status/…

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James_Jeffrey Your periodic reminder twitter.com/james_jeffrey/…

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I was just forces to use the phrase “passive-aggressive cunt” in a message.

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Abbott used to wheel out all the flags to silently cover the big lie. Turnbull rolls out out all the ministers as a cuckoo-clock chorus,

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@jdub @mpesce Meh. At least I’m consistent.

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@alexkidman Well @Bruff needs to reflect upon his life choices.

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pantsahoy you: a normal functioning human able to maintain healthy relationships
me: reading this pic.twitter.com/JxUdtS6edy

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@dobes @rohan_p I didn’t realise you were a Satanist.

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Same with railway stations catching fire. twitter.com/Taezar/status/…

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@dobes @rohan_p I choose to watch this later, once my lunch has settled. Also, I didn’t bring my ear-sound thing.

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sintixerr OH: “if you can hashtag it, you can achieve it!”

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girlyratfish the Polish guy doesn’t look too thrilled tbh twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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jturner_ibrs or will they rise from the ashes? twitter.com/foadfadaghi/st…

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Reading a cyber document that will be released tomorrow. It’s very good. Lots of the right kinds of cybers, and very readable.

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SwiftOnSecurity Remember to wash your iPhones with soap.
It’s like your face bathroom.

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sammantic Species of Bear Related deaths in the US since 1970 @DailyShot pic.twitter.com/SO8Ek9HsoX

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OH: “This pub takes the bulk of my money,” as if it’s somehow the pub’s fault.

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“Duck,” says the woman as I walk in. “Duck duck duck duck duck! How are you?”

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You hear a lot about conviction politicians, but what about those who get off?

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MarkDiStef Barnaby Joyce told partyroom: “(Labor) couldn’t run a chook raffle in a pub on a Friday night because they are pathologically hopeless”

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JazzTwemlow God’s definitely shifted his attitude to the gay community.

BC - Stone them to death
AD - Don’t sell them cakes.

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I suppose I’d better get on with this.

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@danerobert It may not have been built for that, but it certainly seems to be used that way. But… I must move on.

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@danerobert That’s the emotional response, but I’m old enough to have seen a lot of “This is the answer!” business gimmicks. They’re funny.

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@danerobert It straight-up ignores whether I got what I want, only whether the business gets what it wants. Bugger that.

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@danerobert … asking me as a customer whether I will recommend is straight-up “Does my bum look big in this?” …

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@danerobert And did it account for survivorship bias? For removal of factors other than using NPS? And more importantly…

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Tue plan, supplemental: I think there shall be Emergency Duck soon too. While I’m reading the thing I have to read I can have a good duck.

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Tue plan: Sloth for a bit (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (soon); pre-production and then 2100 AEDT livestream “The 9pm Edict” podcast.

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kcarruthers wow that is truly graphic! ht @mpesce pic.twitter.com/zKxhieo5BC

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@danerobert Or if you think “peer-reviewed” is a bit fancy, some A/B testing against other techniques.

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@danerobert Where’s the peer-reviewed research that shows it actually works, for starters? Also, how does it account for Survivorship Bias?

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jromeopayne Chris Christie’s balls. Is that a camel toe? pic.twitter.com/KS5YJRNXQr

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AnnaHarrington With the death of the , Lyle’s got plenty of time to focus on his other crusade: pic.twitter.com/IsO9Ag0diZ

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Middle-class urban folk don’t have pet cows, sheep, or pigs. twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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GreenJ live bait. twitter.com/mantsig/status…

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Net Promoter Score (NPS) is such bullshit. It’s the E-meter of corporate management.

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Hah! I just got a corporate email saying “We listen” which was… a link to a Net Promoter Score form.

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sallykohn This guy, at the rally with his wife and three kids, in his “She’s A Cunt, Vote For Trump” shirt. pic.twitter.com/NDQMz1uteG

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Pouring coffee down my shirtfront. Because that’s what adults do.

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MarkDiStef I want to clarify again, I apologize for saying this was 2L, when in fact it’s 3L. I haven’t bought bulk milk for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ip

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mikesmithson7 BREAKING: Major BP announcement expected today regarding oil exploration off SA. Could be pulling out of Great Aust Bight @7NewsAdelaide 6PM

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Ah, I see Senator Roberts has just had another go at thinking. I guess he’ll get the hang of it eventually.

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Cybersecurity diversity alert! Not all of the middle-aged white men are bald! (Congrats on the new gig,..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…1j

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@caitymb Yeah it seems to become a ritual, yet the journos hate it, and the junior PRs who have to do it hate it.

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@munin @SwiftOnSecurity Once more I bow to you practical experience.

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Uhoh. @SwiftOnSecurity has noted my earlier suggestion about boiling people in molten lead. This will not end well.

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lyndalcurtis Bill Shorten criticises the AG ..calls him “Blundering Brandis” for putting out draft marriage act changes late last night.

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Ah, the security vendor PR ecosystem has discovered I’m covering the @AISA_National conference next week. Après cela, le déluge.

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rohan_p So NAB internet banking is down, which is bad. But I discovered this delightfully retro page on NAB’s site, which i..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…pm

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Some PRs are awesome, though. They navigate corporate silos to find people and information, and generally help with..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…CU

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TheFix America has been made great twitter.com/sinderbrand/st…

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samsteinhp They’re passing a baby Trump through the crowd to Trump pic.twitter.com/sm0gxKBFqu

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“Well, I just started looking at their penises…twitter.com/WWF_Australia/…nD

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larry_irving Trump: Warren Buffett avoids taxes like me. Buffett: Nope, and here’s my taxes to prove it. vox.com/policy-and-pol… via @voxdotcom

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@AndrewRiddell1 Yep, and these things seem to come in waves.

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KatieJEngland “I have hate mail, so that makes me a little happier.” @OHnewsroom

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@reselsnark Yes, the boilerplate enquiries as to my health, and the laboured display of having glanced at my latest column or blog post.

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Yes, @JohnBirmingham can write things without any explosions, or swearing, or bizarre sexual euphemisms. And he can..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…pT

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@robbie_buck Was it your mob phoning me early this morning? I was having a lie-in with the phone on silent.

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@thomasrdotorg Please no I’m having enough trouble facing my inbox as it is.

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@Rob_Stott @juhasaarinen There’s also the option of boiling them in molten lead. It’s been known to work wonders.

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I’m amused by the number of PR people who send a follow-up email less than 24 hours after sending their original pitch.

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SwedishCanary Movies are so unrealistic. The hero uses his computer to access an alien ship and not once did it ask if he wanted to upgrade Adobe Reader.

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NoahCRothman Just come out in favor of the FSB/GRU and be done with it. twitter.com/zekejmiller/st…

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@NewtonMark @rpy So you can’t blame me for this one, right?

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Tue plan, draft: Sloth for a bit (done); write for @zdnetaustralia; pre-production and then 2100 AEDT livestream “The 9pm Edict” podcast.

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robbie_buck It’s cheaper than real estate? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

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QinetiQ 5 autonomous vehicles, 3 nations, acting as 3 separate squads, executed collaborative mine countermeasures mission..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…mY

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@semibogan Yes, there is that to look forward to.

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Andrew_Zammit And always were. twitter.com/studentactivis…

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Given how many Samsung Note 7 devices were sold, the odds are still pretty good that it won’t explode and kill you.

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Tuesday. Do not underestimate the Sun. It is far better at golf than you are. Tuesday.

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