Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 16th, 2016

I’m hoping that you this feeling-crap thing is just hay fever, but either way I’m going away now.

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@semibogan @newsbanks I don’t do Nigerian well, for various reasons.

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troyhunt Oh nice, Switzerland has some animals that aren’t poisonous, venomous, have massive teeth or drop out of trees on y..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…tS

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brad_frost “You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Pepe, will begin his journey; your request should be..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…wK

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I have no idea what this means but it seems important. twitter.com/gths/status/78…

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I don’t understand why Islamic State hasn’t tried this strategy. twitter.com/TheBlock/statu…

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DearAuntCrabby Russian Hackers Accidentally Post Different Versions of Stolen Docs. Post-Steal Editing? buff.ly/2eaOb6l Of..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…zS

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@Murk_Loar After a while I decided to just let this stuff wash over me.

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Well this is… um… complicattwitter.com/ArifCRafiq/sta…HvkG

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gilfer What if we get together & train Facebook’s facial recognition algorithm to label every facelike pattern of stains in tea towels as “Jesus.”

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@Knock_Loudly @WNYC @onthemedia It’s quite possible. I tweet them a bunch, and occasionally use grabs to make a point.

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@Knock_Loudly @WNYC I have to be careful what I say ‘cos I reckon @onthemedia already thinks I’m a hopeless fanboy.

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stevelord “You, young child! Up that chimney!” twitter.com/sunapology/sta…

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This episode of “The United States of Anxiety” run by @onthemedia is fascinating. wnyc.org/story/united-s…

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existentialcoms Remember, whenever you are late, remind the people waiting that time is an illusion. That way they can be annoyed at you for two things.

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kyledcheney It took an 11-person team (plus a 30-minute call w/others) to craft a Clinton tweet on Puerto Rico…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…e4

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@twiddlekins @warisboring Well that sort of thing does get a mention.

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jrhennessy these boomer fools don’t realise we’re building slimy mud huts out of that smashed avo

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“The Kremlin Plans to Turn Cell Phone Towers Into Cruise Missile Jammers”, from @warisboring warisboring.com/the-kremlin-pl…

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“What the US pivot to Asia will look like after the election” via @LowyInstitute lowyinterpreter.org/post/2016/10/1…

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thegrugq_ebooks I fucking hate each other.

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TheMediaTweets So you could say it’s almost as if she’s running it like ‘a campaign’ then? Well I never… pic.twitter.com/9JgIHToDot

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@PhilSweeney2 @whiteswine Although yes that’s a @PatrickFConlon2 story. But the important thing is that it’s an Exeter Hotel story.

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@PhilSweeney2 @PatrickFConlon2 Someone needs to suck all the stories out of @whiteswine’s brain for posterity.

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LaraHickey I am actually dying laughing at this. I think I’ve gone mad. pic.twitter.com/h3zFHNl3np

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I have some Exeter Hotel stories to tell, @whiteswine @PatrickFConlon2, but not for a few years yet.

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Well this is a Grievance indeed. Also, ah, Nick Binns’ Exeter Hotel. It’s been too long. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…

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mikko Code of Stuxnet, knitted into a blanket. twitter.com/GLITCHAUS/stat…

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thegrugq_ebooks I don’t cover my webcam because letting hackers watch me sitting around for a little talk.

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@PatrickFConlon2 You put me in a difficult position here, Mr Conlon. I’ll let @whiteswine take it from here.

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Anyway as usual @MarkDiStef has explained everything so you don’t have to, or something. buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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benpobjie Boomers boomers boomers millennial Gen Y mortgage avo hipsters smashed breakfast boomers entitlement wealth avo *sprints happily into sea*

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shokufeyesib amazing. it’s suppose to be a “trickling blood” necklace …. but guess what it actually looks like pic.twitter.com/hWJyXR5nQ0

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@semibogan @LaurieFleming Well there’s a new word for today. And yes.

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What, and make it look like a Martian has vomited? twitter.com/LaurieFleming/…

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Don’t worry, I know how to tell you what to think. twitter.com/smidgey/status…

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Hurrah! (Also, avocado is fuckin’ disgusting sludge what is wrong with you people.) twitter.com/Drew_Bowie/sta…

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In the end I didn’t bother going for Sunday lunch.

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That damn wombat is giving me the creeps.

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@troyhunt Just in case you haven’t been shown this one yet… twitter.com/westmaaan/stat…

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jonoabroad Jesus wept twitter.com/westmaaan/stat…

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“Britain’s secret wars” is a happy* but exceedingly engaging read. theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/s…

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samanthamaiden Was also a big fan of a hollowed out roll filled with chicken twisties 😬😬😬😬 twitter.com/kevcorduroy/st…

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openculture Download the Complete Organ Works of J.S. Bach for Free bit.ly/2dF3cwC pic.twitter.com/5jn2i72qqk

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Can I be arsed going for Sunday lunch somewhere?

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@jturner_ibrs Probably. Who knows what they use them for.

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Nah they still use these in GITMO I think. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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@DDsD Well, I don’t know about the most recent years, because I’m banned from those events, but yeah.

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“Relationships are a bit complex when you’re a wombat.” twitter.com/RachaelHasIdea…

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Now I want a floating black seahorse. twitter.com/simonhackett/s…

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Power outlets are “hi-tech” apparently. twitter.com/Londonist/stat…

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@DDsD Ah thanks. Microsoft has been doing interesting work in OS security for a few years now.

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AlanBamff @stilgherrian without a bowl of water this pie will be all flake

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interrogativus @stilgherrian Without piewarmers life would be a mistake.

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@danversj @fran_b__ @Gotham3 The other possibility is that that guy is the world’s smallest zookeeper.

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@ezlikealayup I’m going to keep them secret and use them to my advantage.

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I wonder what Nietzsche had to say about pie warmers.

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I have also learned some alarming facts about pie warmers.

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I have just received an impromptu lecture on how Nietzsche is the Fisher Price of philosophy. Strange morning.

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Same way you can hypnotise chickens. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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minonline The Cover Story: @TIME
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There. That’s my cheery thought for the morning.

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Hypothesis: If the internet speeds up social processes, that would naturally include the slide into fascism.

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@kevthecamel That would be wonderful but I don’t think it’s going to happen.

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I’m also on the @ruxcon panel Sun 23 Oct, but the whole event is sold out. ruxcon.org.au/events/panel/

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Me MCing free night-time cybers for @latrobe on Wed 26 Oct: “Big Data and Cybersecurity: Are We Ready?” latrobe.edu.au/events/all/big…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “ACSC Threat Report: The real messages” zdnet.com/article/acsc-t… Cyber count: 26.

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deptofaustralia Visit beautiful South Australia for a relaxing weekend of wine, food, and romance. Statistically, you’re more likel..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Lk

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samanthamaiden Bernard toast. As a middle aged homeowner I can legit order this in a cafe but unlike profligate millennials I made..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…x4

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There’s some sort of koel fuckfest going on outside and it’s very annoying.

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GonzoHacker Did the Republicans not know there was going to be an election this year?

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Lovely bit of understatement, this. twitter.com/JeffreyGoldber…

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SydneyTom_ Anyone from Bondi whinged about the smoke yet?

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“Image used for illustration purposes only.” twitter.com/RussianEmbassy…

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@georgevhulme Sure, I’ll accept that. But at the core I think they’re all “we are us and you are not”.

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Watch the first episodes of old “Big Brother” series. New nicknames and shared slang develop on their first night together.

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Or phrased another way, a standard sociolinguistic process that seems to be a natural part of group identity and bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…22

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It’s from ‘Casablanca”, arsehats.

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“I’m shocked, shocked to find that misrepresentation is going on in here!” twitter.com/jeremyduns/sta…

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I think I need to plug a few things this morning.

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@johnmcternan @SnarkyPlatypus I yes. I feel slightly foolish, but also greatly reassured.

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RealPeerReview How gender is socially constructed in roosters fap.sagepub.com/content/20/3/3… pic.twitter.com/6CdCp61hJ4

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Sunday. There has been a terrible, terrible mistake. Sunday.

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