Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 17th, 2016

jstorycarter The Current Affair holy grail pic.twitter.com/qqbB27sViN

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@IngeborgRakvag @Histreepix True. Though as @JustJimWillDo points out, we do need to see His Tree Pix.

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And finally one of my fave headlines, “Is Gwyneth Paltrow wrong about everything?” telegraph.co.uk/news/celebrity…

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“Vagina Steaming Isn’t as Glamorous as Gwyneth Paltrow Makes It Sound” broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/…

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Just to be clear, ladies: “3 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn’t Get Your Vagina Steamed” womenshealthmag.com/health/gwyneth…

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No more articles about vaginal steaming! (They’ve taken the articles off Goop.) pic.twitter.com/Jg0tfal6J2

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Where are all of Gwyneth’s excellent blog posts anyway?

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What I really like about @Histreepix is the depth of research that few picture-based accounts can match.

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BennettArron Brexit is like my penis. Many who initially wanted it soon changed their minds, and those that still want it, want it hard.

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Nowhere near as good as a Supernaut tour, amirite? twitter.com/natecochrane/s…

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Histreepix Boy scouts raising money to build an iceberg. Welshpool, 1911. pic.twitter.com/U4A8LP6Vzz

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Histreepix Considerate American soldiers trying desperately not to ruin someone’s holiday snap. Germany, 1942. pic.twitter.com/nl6AoWAY3u

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Histreepix Chedigne was the first French village to be “colorised”. Here, shocked and bewildered early-risers wait for their e..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…J9

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Histreepix ‘Lassie and the Financial Audit’. Los Angeles, 1947. pic.twitter.com/ToPZ6nCEMI

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BernardKeane For all my hatred of the nanny state, I believe this is one case where state intervention is entirely warranted. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@pelagikat I don’t want one, but noted, thank you.

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Imagen if Wiki Leaks amalgamated with PETA and Goop.

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Is something actually happening in London, or are the Wikiliebers just on pills and duty-free vodka again?

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isoldewrites Ryan scares me twitter.com/ryanwilliams97…

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shanghaiist Shanghai ‘sharing fridges’ plagued by greedy residents trying to snatch up all the food shst.me/e3o pic.twitter.com/XNFcaZq0cN

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I really shouldn’t be let near the internet.

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Now there’s an advert! “The Australian: We’re not always batshit crazy.” twitter.com/NicoleWill100/…

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@thegrugq_ebooks Yes, but I want the latest information.

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pwnallthethings “The router stopped working, but don’t worry, I still have data on my phone” pic.twitter.com/sQvLAC5f6n

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There must be warehouses full of these fuckers. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@bastardsheep I’ve made a note to tell the green frog story.

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kjmci Wikileaks bullshit is invading /r/london. pic.twitter.com/eu6Q4RhHWF

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Nobody ever did get me one of these. pic.twitter.com/T2PwaZdfPp

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JustJimWillDo What now? twitter.com/Brindille_/sta…

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@sylmobile @JohnBirmingham How the new luggage elevator at The Lodge would be handy for all sorts of things avoiding the stairs.

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thegrugq_ebooks freshly shaken packet juice flavor

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TalkingPicsABC Don’t like Mondays? Well, you WILL like cartoons! First up today, David Pope @davpope from the @canberratimes pic.twitter.com/6oXFXGetfB

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@JohnMartinIT Ruining everything can be a good strategy though.

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johnthelutheran Imagine harder.

If you can’t imagine why people would vote for Trump, well… that’s why people are voting for himtwitter.com/IanDunt/status…om

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gths OKayeeee pic.twitter.com/iFy0CtaBqx

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s_bridges the fuck is this pic.twitter.com/qee5S8cJMZ

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This is how you get Bernard Salt. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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TheMediaTweets Hoping this chap is a parody account, but in 2016 who can really be sure… pic.twitter.com/6l6IdwPqhx

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@JohnMartinIT You know you’re ruining everything… everything!

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OzKitsch The Australian monarchy
#9 Perth’s Spud King, Tony Galati
perthnow.com.au/news/western-a… pic.twitter.com/pnIgjrYPdL

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God I hate it when this happens. twitter.com/WSJ/status/787…

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MikeCarlton01 I suppose if James Packer really wants to play hard ball with the Chinese he could threaten to have Mariah Carey sing at them…

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Alternatively, a shoebox full of dog poo. Depending on your relationship with your parents. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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Aigh. @NuclearAnthro obviously doesn’t want Russian to defend itself, what with his fancy-pants TERCOM. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@oberonsghost @erstkate You can probably get some sort of steam-powered apparatus.

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Let’s shove in some fresh D-cells and find out. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…

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“Blue Poles: sell this monument to madness” spectator.com.au/2016/10/blue-p… Does Bella d’Abrera know Pollock was a CIA plot? independent.co.uk/news/world/mod…

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OMFG THEY HAVE DIGITAL HACKING NOW. twitter.com/IndoBusiness/s…

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@pevansgreenwood @Steve_Lockstep I’ve pretty much given up keeping track of what’s real and what isn’t.

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“Luke Perry on the cover of AARP is the new litmus test of how old you feel” sfgate.com/entertainment/… Hah! HT @chris23

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s_bridges thanks for the clarification pic.twitter.com/zsVuln2j6t

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srpeatling When goes wrong. @ellinghausen picture. pic.twitter.com/jqyyvYQhIA

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Even fewer. Dirtiest one comes first. twitter.com/techAU/status/…

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The moment television was invented for. twitter.com/GChristensenMP…

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@Spoonyman He could use a shoehorn, if they’re still a thing.

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ellinghausen A very sore Richard Marles eases into his seat for QT after completing his first marathon (4:25:40) yesterday pic.twitter.com/lstywDIPu6

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Christensen for PM.

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Even better, I’ll ask some experts on your behalf, and then we’ll all learn! (Also, it’s free.) twitter.com/latrobelaw/sta…

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liubinskas Straw poll: Who in Australian Tech has met with Innovation Minister Greg Hunt? ow.ly/7vB6305eP8n

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Goddammit I just agreed to watch a slab of Estimates and comment thereupon. I shouldn’t talk to editors when I’m feeling weak.

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GreenJ Said the PM, with the air of a man long accustomed to precisely this practice. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@DavidFeng Well indeed. Something something run free. (Cheers.)

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@DavidFeng I don’t feel very lively, intelligent or tenacious today, though.

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@munin I hope you’re keeping track of all the Australian avocado news. Ot’s very* important.

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“What do you mean? An African or European avocado?”

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I wish my eyes didn’t feel like they were falling out of my head.

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jonkudelka The Baird govt will surely be instigating a cafe lockout between 9am and noon to save millennials from themselves.

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JayStephens Sometimes I wonder what Australian Twitter looks like to those overseas. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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LeftyMatt Everytime Peter Dutton opens his mouth the rotation of the earth slows every so slightly.

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It’s certainly punchworthy. Ein Backpfeifengesicht. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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“Automation to underpin Australia’s economic shift: KPMG”, writes @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/automa… Warning: Contains Salt feels.

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Of course this raises further questions… twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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OiDatsMyLeg @Picketer Been around for a while: “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted.” - W.C. Fields

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Picketer 1956…… (HT @donattroppo) pic.twitter.com/54drOi4KvB

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Maybe we could buy it an avocado. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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@kyliesjacques Dunno. Apparently I’ll be watching the video later, for my sins.

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A fair summary of how I feel today. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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@ButtsaTwinkle @SnarkyPlatypus No, kill her. No sensible jury would convict.

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I definitely need a little lie-down now. Back in an hour or so.

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Especially if we’ve reached the point of Senator Wong teaching Senator Brandis how to export chats from WhatsApp.

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I think I need another little lie-down.

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@spacearcheology @NuclearAnthro @OzKitsch It seems so alien now. A postage stamp labelled “Aborigine”, just as a generic thing.

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jessica_alice_ Can it fit on a number plate though pic.twitter.com/bKC00O7HxB

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Exactly. It’s random idiot media worried about “security issues” of messaging apps. Whereas:..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…KT

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businessinsider White supremacists are using DNA tests to prove their whiteness — via@vicenewssread.bi/2e5aSrXdpic.twitter.com/h2bGvA4fxaa

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@NuclearAnthro @OzKitsch @SLSA Nah, you’re right, it’s straight-up colonial racism. That sort of caption would’ve lasted into the 1960s

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Next step: Pre-use checks. “Her? Nah, my blood ain’t gonna be wasted saving her.” twitter.com/trentyarwood/s…

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@pelagikat @SnarkyPlatypus I an believe that. So much sense of identity is wrapped up in house. And car, for that matter.

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They’ve “struggled” and “made sacrifices” because owning the house was “important”, and don’t want to admit they ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ta

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@leslienassar Yeah look 60 metres is a bit ambitious.

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deptofaustralia Australia acknowledges the great state of Idaho, for her famous potatoes and terrifying militias. pic.twitter.com/0PBmVARE3H

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joshtpm 4: Texas man arrested for vandalizing own truck to blame it on Black Lives Matter activists … talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/scott…

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“Internet of Things blockchain service”. I see. twitter.com/LuCameroe/stat…

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davidadonaldson The AEC has announced the registration of a new party, Love Australia or Leave. Christ. pic.twitter.com/c1qAN5Kfsg

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BenjySarlin As someone who hit 50k literally today, I’ll acknowledge Donald Trump was like 90% responsible twitter.com/taniel/status/…

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FrankLuntz Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/xnrfeQD0x6

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@pelagikat I do need to make a final decision today, so yes thank you.

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@SoundDevicesAus Heya, do you have RCA to 6.5mm mono cables in stock atm? Need two to go from a desk aux output into a Zoom H6.

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Next Wed 26 Oct, a free @latrobe panel: “Big Data and Cybersecurity: Are We Ready?” latrobe.edu.au/events/all/big… (Fair warning: I’m MCing it.)

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 333: The sniffly calm before the cyber storm” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/33… (Pic: 30 Oct 2012) pic.twitter.com/pEPxlkYUpx

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Speaking of bullshit (or “speaking bullshit”, as I usually am) I found these the other day. pic.twitter.com/sO8CmxxiHe

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MarkDiStef Hahaha Leyonhjelm is trying to get free public wifi in his office

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@RichardTuffin It’s pretty impressive, at least judging from that one photo.

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jaketapper It’s a question that has confounded millions of people for hundreds of years, @johnpodesta @jmpalmieri..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…TX

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When they say “climate management systems” they mean HAARP. And chemtrails. twitter.com/nazzer/status/…

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SofieHagen Someone hasn’t tasted lemon merengue pie. twitter.com/thedebrief/sta…

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As @firstdogonmoon once said, “Why fly when you can walk?” twitter.com/lukerhn/status…

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lukehopewell This is actually really sad. twitter.com/decryption/sta…

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10InchesPlus I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.

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JustinRaimondo It’s “illegal” to search @wikileaks emails - *except for the media* - says clueless CNN anchor. Who is this fool? twitter.com/America_1st_/s…

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@feraldata I’ll definitely check that out!

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@feraldata Indeed. I must catch up on some of the latest videos. NatGeo is doing wonderful work, of course.

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@feraldata Albatross would have been adequate, you know. Also I believe that someone I was at school with makes those crittercams.

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@SnarkyPlatypus But with both @feraldata and @nazzer there, and I’ll bet @kcarruthers is there too, and others… ah, the danger!

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I don’t remember what this tweet was about and that’s probably for the best too. pic.twitter.com/r1EfaY9pDl

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Actually it’s probably best that I’m not there.

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I’m missing out on @feraldata’s keynote at the conference and now I am sulking.

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So my pathetic joke tweet was used in a News Corp story globally, inclusing in @TheSun thesun.co.uk/living/1957569… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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kirsty_johnston There’s no such thing as women’s locker room chat because you can never hear over noise of the fecking hairdryers

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I’m not sure whether Shane means Muslims or mushrooms, but either way it’s a question we should consider. twitter.com/djshaneday/sta…

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Mon plan: Laundry (on); Weekly Wrap; errand, Parramatta; plan next two weeks en route; quiet evening. Also I definitely have a sore throat.

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Well I dunno, giraffe puppets can be pretty persuasive when they put their mind to it. twitter.com/aussexparty/st…

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deptofaustralia Millennials: Rather than spending your housing deposit on smashed avos, have you considered framing boomers for mur..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…wa

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I think I need another hour of dozing before I can do Monday.

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JuddLegum Vegas gun store advertises ‘Pre-Hillary Sale’ on semi-automatic rifle thkpr.gs/356cbdb58563 pic.twitter.com/P7UGL8g5z7

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Will the words “sex romp” feature? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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thegrugq_ebooks yeah, it’s a common error.

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SmackinTheTosh Stay safe out there dudes pic.twitter.com/sP9XFK1QP0

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GuardianAus Clown sightings: hysteria in the US reaches a fever pitch trib.al/M2zCBcu

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But what does Chris Uhlmann think? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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I… oh… um… I… I don’t know what twitter.com/iborgward/stat…HaK0j4vG

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MWhitbourn Me, arriving at 6 am shift: “What’s news?”
Editor: “We were hoping you could tell us that.” @OHnewsroom

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tomwestland Where were you when a thin-skinned hypocritical loudmouth journo sued a bunch of comedians? Oh, wait…
twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Seems a reasonable summary of the state of affairs. twitter.com/breakfasters/s…

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juhasaarinen I remain impressed by HuffPo’s editor’s note that accompany @realDonaldTrump stories. pic.twitter.com/tANzITTmOt

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Can you get life-size inflatable George Brandis dolls? Asking for a friend.

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This is getting funnier and funnier. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Mon plan, draft: Weekly Wrap; laundry; errand, Parramatta; plan next two weeks en route; quiet evening, I hope. Also I have a sore throat.

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sovietvisuals “Do water sports!” Soviet poster pic.twitter.com/uHf6j1um4Y

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AdamRutherford Ahh, sweetie, you are a big strong boy, yes you are. My special soldier. twitter.com/MechofJusticeW…

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Oh, and I have to go to Parramatta today too. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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@onthemedia See, @Knock_Loudly, I told you. (Hello from Sydney, New York.)

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Monday. It is time to insert the Special Tube, and you have no say in the matter. Monday.

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