Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 20th, 2016

Collapsing. Gorn.

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@franksting You should be. I don’t use Facebook.

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Clarke and Dawe: “John Tries Very Hard Here” youtube.com/watch?v=cg3x3V…

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God I feel dreadful.

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@paulwiggins I am also very very tired, so I’m possibly missing all subtlety in what you’re saying.

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@paulwiggins @ResignInShame The Chinese is indeed translatable. But I’ll leave that as an exercise to the reader.

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What we have here is a failure of imagination. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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@paulwiggins Turns out it’s not that hard to use. Use Google Translate to do text recognition on the image, then copy and paste.

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I’m guessing it has something to do with the alcohol. twitter.com/vmbrasseur/sta…

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TomMcIlroy Buzzfeed creates new “Tiny Hand” font - using Donald Trump’s handwriting buzzfeed.com/benking/tiny-h…

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AndrewBrownAU This is peak Sydney Uni politics. Via @michaelkoziol smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Tonight’s medication: Tom yum po taek ped ped maak.

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And now, a quick bite, before heading back on the tram, and collapsing in a heap. For tomorrow there is Melbourne.

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Great conference, @AISA_National. I have nearly survived, and will be writing more in coming days.

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So where has he shoved his gun deal just now? twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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NewtonMark <swipe left> twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews…

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So @schneierblog just recommended this murder mystery told from the point of view of a flock of sheep…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…UA

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srpeatling Shorten refers to Pyne as “the equally senior co convenor of Defence so long as Marise isn’t in the room and can’t hear him”.

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Sorry, you need experts to tell you why people get sleepy at a conference in Adelaide? pic.twitter.com/evhFLW74L3

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Man, Adelaide! The excitement never ends. twitter.com/adelaidejerks/…

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GreenJ - Does the member claim to have been misrepresented?
- Your bet you are! twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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SteveMolk AIRDATE: New animated Working Dog comedy Pacific Heat | @Foxtel @ComedyChannel decider.tv/2dr8XNI - pic.twitter.com/TOhkjfjWa1

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KnottMatthew Nor a dirty trash pash on the dancefloor twitter.com/canberratimes/…

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This man may be sitting next to me, but he can’t blame me for everything that happens. twitter.com/dobes/status/7…

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Don’t bring a spatula to a square dance. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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[Checks calendar.] “Gearing up for the 21st century.” Got it. twitter.com/891adelaide/st…

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@paulwallbank Like a fuckin’ snake. Eye of the Cobra.

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@NewtonMark One of the best from the Clare Valley, and one of my favourites for some years.

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Killakanoon. That is all.

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The RSA cyberlunch is about to begin… instagram.com/p/BLxBr08g4UQ/

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alliecoyne Alastair MacGibbon referencing at - IBM and Vocus/NextGen are now feuding over who’s to blame itnews.com.au/news/bitter-fe…

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_RC4_ Best part of @macgibbon’s speech is he keeps bringing it back to the human element of collaboration

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Ah, the Census! (There wasn’t any data exfiltration, though.) twitter.com/Gil_Wright/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah @jturner_ibrs began this tradition, but @macgibbon has now adopted it too.

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btaitt IBM’s total cost of ownership supporting Windows vs. Mac. Stunning. And this is “best pricing that Microsoft has ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Z2

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I’ve got a cold. Someone else will have to do it. twitter.com/crdavies/statu…

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“IBM said ABS asked the Australian Signals Directorate to review security for the Census site, but ASD declined to..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Y6

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“ABS apologises for AU$30m Census bungle, ISPs say IBM had standard DDoS protections disabled”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/abs-ap…

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But what would he know? He’s not on television. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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themetresgained .@DavidLeyonhjelm to the federal Department of Education. Can’t wait to see how they answer. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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Oh God, Mike Ba… oh wait, this is embargoed until tomorrow morning.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve met David Lacey before. Nice guy. I didn’t realise he’d invented ISO 27000 and such. His plans for a Final Audit amuse.

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@reecestewart4 @zdnetaustralia @rik_ferguson Yes, God forbid that people actually do some work. (Yeah, pot-kettle I know…)

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What a fine plan. The Final Audit. twitter.com/Gil_Wright/sta…

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I am now in the media work room, with a head full of mucus, stealing The Good Coffee from the speakers’ Green Room.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Though I suspect what you’ve got is the late-1970s early-1980s one, yeah?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh well now I want to know. Can you do a redacted version?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “There isn’t a cybersecurity skills gap: @rik_fergusonzdnet.com/article/there-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus As an adjective: “The sunset colours are gorgeous.” As a verb US usage dating to 1933. pic.twitter.com/TD8Iu1cQYz

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Thu plan, supplemental: My cold is worse than yesterday, so I’m shedding mucus and appointments fast. All this may change. Life is flux.

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Thu plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia @AISA_National conf, day 2 aisa.org.au/2016AISANation… ; 1200 RSA lunch; conf; 1700 drinks (?).

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MarcSnetiker Imagine unmuting this pic.twitter.com/qqNL7EiJGF

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@GreenJ But which candidate is fear, and which loathing? (Actually never mind, I’ve made my choice.)

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@jpwarren No, it’s all good, I have an RSA cyberlunch today.

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I don’t need to see Kitty Flanagan’s bits. twitter.com/0x1C/status/78…

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I imagine everyone’s fired up for this. twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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Here, for example, is “The Final Countdown” performed on gun and trumpet. youtube.com/watch?v=6gC8v8…

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Here’s a pub name for you. The Gun and Trumpet. twitter.com/dailydot/statu…

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@juhasaarinen @zdnetaustralia Not really. I had 32 cybarse in a yarn a few weeks back, and @ashabeeeee cranked out 36 recently.

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That just came in via an emailed press release, so expect some news stories about that as the morning unfolds.

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So @simonhackett has just bought a 10% stake in Evoke, “Australia’s first zero emissions luxury chauffeur service”. evoke.limo

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First of today’s pieces for @zdnetaustralia filed. Cyber count: only 7, but they’re good cybers. No-one does better cybers than me.

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That’s right, the third and final Trump-Clinton Debate is today, live from Las Vegas at midday AEDT. I hope Penn & Teller give them a hand.

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MyDaughtersArmy “It’s rigged against me!” says endorsed, straight, white, billionaire, male given a year’s worth of free advertising by media.

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CamilleDeMere Google is helpful. pic.twitter.com/vDPlcKklAV

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juhasaarinen Stockphotos never cease to surprise me… pic.twitter.com/Rl6k7IIwc1

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mmasnick An open online poll to pick your cabinet? What could possibly go wrong? Can’t wait for Boaty McBoatface as our new..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…AV

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We’ll make the hackers build the firewall. twitter.com/gattaca/status…

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It’s a joint decision Senator Eric Abetz and George Christensen MP. twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…

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This plan has much to commend it, especially at 0610 AEDT. @paulkidd twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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Thu plan, supplemental: This cold is worse than yesterday. I think some aspects of the plan will have to be modified. I feel dreadful.

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @AISA_National conference, day 2 aisa.org.au/2016AISANation… ; 1700 drinks, in theory.

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@sylmobile @ApostrophePong I am not in Melbourne until tomorrow night.

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Coughing up all the things.

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Thursday. You know. They know. Yet everyone still pretends. Thursday.

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