Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 23rd, 2016

@SuzyRamone ‘Tis fine. I’m sloping off now anyway.

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@SuzyRamone Well, some personal news has knocked around a few people in my various circles. YMMV.

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What a strange day.

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I suppose I should plug next Saturday’s podcast recording in Melbourne before I bugger off. So here it is. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Yeah I’m not actually MCing a llama. I’m not a llama either. But thanks for the retweet. twitter.com/hackerinfozone…

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@semibogan Yeah. And I’ve talked the bar staff at [REDACTED] into serving larger amounts of neat whisky than permitted.

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I have gummy bears and whisky. But it’s still not quite the same.

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Well here’s to you, @leslienassar, you magnificent cunt of a human being. I’ll miss you.

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And… The @ruxcon panel is over. I’m hoping my recording will be OK for a podcast. Stay tuned.

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I’m MCing this on Wednesday night, and it’s free. “Big Data and Cybersecurity: Are We Ready?” latrobe.edu.au/events/all/big…

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salaisuuxia Russia and fridge attacks? I guess you could call it a ‘cold war’

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evilZardoz No need to secure your Samsung Internet fridge because it will probably catch fire before it gets owned anyway.

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MilesTulett Better start stockpiling those fridges for future attacks!

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Alas, @ZimbiX, @SenatorLudlam was scratched due to illness. He’s got that cold that we all got in February and still have.

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I have privacy because I can hide in my refrigerator.

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Joflixen Australian fridges will complete the Australian Census 2021 on behalf of their human slaves.

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IAM_the_fridge I will never surrender

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dohzer Free cold cheese pizza in the men’s toilets if anyone is still hungry.

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Oh great, they have the Twitter stream up behind us on stage.

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Bugger. That is all. Oh, and 20 minutes to showtime.

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If you listen to my podcast “The 9pm Edict” then you should look at these tweets. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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This is excellent and I wish to thank @voltagex for bringing it to my attention. twitter.com/puppy_eggs/sta…

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I love how no-one at has any identifying info on their lanyards, except for the guys with big red “ASD” labels. A cute reversal.

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NewtonMark 1. Infosec community spends 5 yrs saying any teenage muppet can DoS with shitty IoT devices.
2. IoT DoS attack begins.
3. Press: “RUSKIES!”

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@ApostrophePong Quite possibly. @RMIT is Melbourne’s equivalent to @UTSEngage, and also has some fun architecture.

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@charliex64 It’s not just an inquiry into should/shouldn’t, it’s also a post mortem. Check the terms of reference.

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Wow. I’m really looking forward to catching up with Fiona. It’s been way too long. But she kinda got famous and imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…nz

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A bedraggled old woman is shouting at passing trams on Elizabeth St. “Fuck off! Just fuckin’ fuck off!”

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@skwashd @JaycarAU @freetronics First I’ve heard of it. Is there somewhere to read about it other than Reddit? I’ve just had a shower.

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@kevthecamel No, location TBA. That’s just a generic Melbourne geolocation result.

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The errand in question. Also, the Sunday morning customers in @JaycarAU are exactly the people you’d expect. pic.twitter.com/tHVYkEXXr8

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I think @ApostrophePong might like this building at @RMIT. Note also photo shoot lower left. pic.twitter.com/inhRJ46wDf

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Quite a few new towers on the western side of the Melbourne CBD. pic.twitter.com/w9KZYvCs2B

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But then so do avocados, so, you know. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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I always wondered what they finally did with Bros. pic.twitter.com/gBblVbQP3m

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CrackDaddyCain Nirvana were an emo band fight me geeks

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There’s links to the previous three Public House Forums on the @eventbrite page. If you paid to ask a question, you’ll get an email on Wed.

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The first panellist to be confirmed is @FionaPattenMLC of the @aussexparty, so that should be fun and informative. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hurrah! You can now book for “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” in Melbourne next Saturday afternoon 29 October…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…eZ

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Hey NASA, may I propose a solution? Turn the rockets so they point up. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Dear @nytimesworld, just quietly, whoever told you that’s the Scottish Parliament is having you on. twitter.com/nytimesworld/s…

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Sun plan, extra: I’ll also post an @eventbrite page so you can book for next Sat’s Public House Forum recording, somewhere in Melbourne TBA.

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kcarruthers No. this is wrong. Do not do this. 🚫 twitter.com/girlziplocked/…

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Taezar Friend just learnt to make flour from dried god knows what plant stuffs so she can survive post end of the world-I had no idea she was nuts

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@BlogsofWar I’ve spoken off-record with a couple senior Canberra cyber people, and they share these views. Storm in a teacup, all this.

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TSchnoebelen Words English doesn’t have but should (Geoff Pullum, Ht @patcallier) pic.twitter.com/m5q4yaGnio

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riskybusiness Rothschild name check! Ding ding ding! Julian has ticked every box on his conspiracy nutter bingo card! We have a w..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…7U

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “GCHQ tech leader’s plan to secure an entire country” zdnet.com/article/gchq-t…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “There isn’t a cybersecurity skills gap: @rik_fergusonzdnet.com/article/there-…

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OK, me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Who’s afraid of WhatsApp?” zdnet.com/article/whos-a…

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sciencechloe Christopher Pine sounds like he’s spent several days with a hard-of-hearing elderly relative and is still adjusting.

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CrazyinRussia Russian dogs are the greatest. pic.twitter.com/71BcQeCZb1

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I think we need to remember who’s the real threat to the internet. cybersquirrel1.com pic.twitter.com/qnlvKZjHNf

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CountessWEssex All that Bert and Flossy can do is hope that the paramedics arrive before the tide comes in. pic.twitter.com/TSxpQRC7b3

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Not that I’m a snob.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You will be choosing to overlook the names Xenophon and Bernardi on that list.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s bad enough Adelaide Boys is in there, but including Unley really does lower the standard. Their motto isn’t even Latin.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Unley High School should not be on that list. It’s not a proper school.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m not sure whether SA has an official category like GPS, hit here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_t…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I just remembered that the school / indoctrination facility I went to participated in a boat race called Head of the River.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think you’re thinking of the Liberal Party.

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Someone should tell these people that the 19th century has ended.

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AlanKestrel750 “If Hillary gets elected, we’re kinda going to war with Russia, folks.”

Jill Stein to Infowars. Yes. Infowars. pic.twitter.com/yaMwuMuTQx

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AnkCoupleTO You don’t realize how many parents are on drugs until you walk into a Grade 4 production of Peter Pan

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NewtonMark No, they won’t. twitter.com/slashdot/statu…

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I have to have opinions on so many things this week.

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So, you know, there’s my Tuesday ruined.

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The Senate inquiry into the 2016 Census is hearing evidence on Tuesday. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… pic.twitter.com/pg1Ubl7Kef

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ianbremmer Statue of Liberty made from bombed rubble of Aleppo, by Syrian artist Tammam Azzam. Devastating. pic.twitter.com/XTFpfSEtSR

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@semibogan @jeffsonstein If only we could’ve retrained Alfred Hitchcock as a network architect…

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cecicardelle When you protest a Trump rally but no one realizes your shirt says “Latinas AGAINST trump” so they take pics w/ you..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Dl

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RobskiNew Private schools in this country should not be given another cent until we beat the all blacks.. What are they wasting it on?

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MylesJackman “BIG BONKER IS WATCHING: British porn lovers’ sexual preferences to be ‘collected on national database’” Says Sun: thesun.co.uk/news/2024667/g…

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KELLYWEILL a Twitter script that brings up an elaborate chart of yr friends’ overlapping internet grudges before you hit “like” on any tweets

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I have just finished my @ruxcon panel homework, as set by our moderator @SueletteD. I am a good boy.

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Things that will make the @ruxcon panel good #2: We’ve been ordered to meet in the bar an hour before it starts.

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Things that will make the @ruxcon panel good #1: The Beast of Truth. pic.twitter.com/9Vb3SgvYTk

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I like @SueletteD’s plan for @ruxcon pane. It’ll be fun. Alas @SenatorLudlam is scratched due to illness. ruxcon.org.au/events/panel/

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This is quite impressive. Or something. twitter.com/Youmuppet_/sta…

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GonzoHacker 😰: Which way is the exit?
💁🏼: You mean the Glyffdør?
😰: <throws tiny pencils everywhere and runs away>

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GonzoHacker I’ve never purchased anything from Ikea because I get halfway through their maze and then I panic attack my way out

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scriptjunkie1 The FBI etc’s strong track record has earned respect. If you’re going to question their attribution, come up with more than “prove it to me”

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scriptjunkie1 It’s rare that law enforcement fails to figure out who is behind a major hack. Usually they even prove it beyond reasonable doubt to a jury.

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scriptjunkie1 After Lulzsec, Lizard Squad, Chinese groups, Dridex, TeaMp0isoN, Syrian Electronic Army… were all convicted don’t pretend LE can’t attribute

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start; @ruxcon day 2 ruxcon.org.au/schedule/ ; 1600 @ruxcon panel ruxcon.org.au/events/panel/; TGIS; collapse.

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thegrugq_ebooks yeah, it’s a Markov bot.

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Whose idea was this anyway?

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XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Why don’t people have stingers like bees?

Me: We don’t need to sting anybody.

6: Maybe you don’t.

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Sunday. Do you have any kerosene? How about butter? Good. Which is grandfather’s bedroom again? Sunday.

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