Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 24th, 2016

@lauxmyth Man, this is Melbourne. They do things differently here.

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@rwerkh That’s why I’m going to bed shortly.

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@elronxenu The missing word is “reasons”.

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@elronxenu For obvious Stephen Kho didn’t present detailed breakdowns. But the overall message is clear.

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@shiftkey What’s more important is that it’s @onthemedia not @onthemedian but like typing and beer.

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“Mike Pesca Goes Back to the Spin Room” is a great 11-minute rant via @onthemedia wnyc.org/story/mike-pes… Just listen.

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@shiftkey You. Go look at what @onthemedian does. Because I am so not a fanboi.

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@elronxenu The former. I should’ve made that clearer. Those GRX servers were exposed and running ancient services.

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@semibogan I’ll be staying in St Kilda Thu to Sun, so I’ll give it a go. I haven’t been beaten by those police.

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Well why not. Who else would you choose? twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…

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That kind of explains why some of us are drunk and/or sad and/or a fucking pain in the arse.

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One last retweet. “Razer: vale Leslie Nassar, engineering genius and champion shit-stirrer” at @crikey_news crikey.com.au/2016/10/24/raz…

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I tweeted this the other day but it’s still very special. twitter.com/VeryBritishDud…

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@semibogan That’s not the best pickup line, I suspect.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “International mobile data networks still a serious security problem” zdnet.com/article/intern…

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I ran into people at who didn’t know what a dogcow was and now I feel old.

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Maybe I should work towards registering the domain rat.arsed, and it could go with canibe.arsed and thisishalf.arsed.

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@shiftkey Shoosh you. I’d like to ask a reliable source.

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Conjecture: Is it lunchtime yet?

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Conjecture: Everything in the .ninja domain is bullshit from beginning to end.

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As if dirtycow.ninja isn’t obviously a troll to begin with. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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Tony_Robinson Please remove this erotic image. Would you want a young person to see it? twitter.com/_Stewart_Bain/…

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capitalist_jack A large group of conservative millennials

With Sean Hannity

This is what hell looks like twitter.com/joshuathifault…

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adamzwar Brandis’s very short list to replace Gleeson as Solicitor General. pic.twitter.com/WgTXG4ZpLb

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OrkneyLibrary Due to budget constraints our Halloween celebrations are on a smaller scale this year pic.twitter.com/jqR9XoeuCn

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Hey @SBSNews! It didn’t go “international” yet. You do know Roma St station is in Brisbane, not Rome? sbs.com.au/news/article/2…

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@RadicalIsotope That’s just computers n’shit. I’m not a weirdo.

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@hipstergeddon Ta for that. This gives me a starting-point for my searches.

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@hipstergeddon Is that all? Where does Melbourne’s Thai community live?

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God I love you people.

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lanesainty ah, of course pic.twitter.com/3VCfgzuuOG

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therevmountain George Brandis QC/scribble cowboy pic.twitter.com/nVOxGnFQRA

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joshgnosis Assuming this is done but anyway. pic.twitter.com/bkSg6K7TWI

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drearyclocks Close but no hits. pic.twitter.com/xTFs5OJz0O

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GreenJ first law officer pic.twitter.com/ZCrWZ0WqSJ

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iiTalW Also, to save y’all some trouble: pic.twitter.com/q4JToVZJEI

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dobes Compare the pair: pic.twitter.com/d0jQcdQxun

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jonkudelka It’s two George Brandises Miss Jane. And some stuff. pic.twitter.com/zWGLmpQXBW

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Without”, you mean. But I’ll put money on Lewisham station and Lewisham West light rail both being moved, and merged.

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Does Melbourne have a Thaitown?

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Just as an aside, I’ve met @thegrugq_ebooks’ handler. Much is explained.

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This seems right. Old Thai funk is awesome, right @thegrugq_ebooks. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. I’ll go searching in Chinatown and Richmond and other places in due course.

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@dannolan I know how Australia works. I’ve been part of it for more than half a century.

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I do understand that not everyone’s lifestyle permits sinking far too many pints on a Monday. But hey, you’re the losers.

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I’m in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow watching Rhinos on Skateboards on the corner of Bourke and Exhibition Sts. bourkest.elephantandwheelbarrow.com.au

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I should probably do the rest of what I intended today, rather than sinking more pints on this pub. On the other hand, care to join me?

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@derekbradley Just so you know, there’s no “Lawrence Britt” and that list was created by a Democrat strategist as anti-Bush II propaganda.

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Great, my most-retweeted tweet in ages is about skateboarding rhinoceros. Why do I even bother? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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dobes Hard to believe Brandis has been a Trump plant for years, but the evidence is undeniable.

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@oberonsghost Oh sorry, @staticsan, I meant to answer your question but got distracted by events here.

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@derekbradley Let’s save “fascist” for actual fascists, eh?

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Also, welcome to my new followers. This is what I’m like. And it’s only Monday.

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And while I don’t know the Solicitor-General’s work, A-G Sen George ‘Soapy’ Brandis QC is a proven ignorant disingenuous self-serving cunt.

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I won’t pretend to fully understand this Attorney-General vs Solicitor-General battle, but I do understand that this is ugly as all fuck.

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davidlipson Solicitor-General Justin Gleeson has resigned. pic.twitter.com/1I3gF9WXQ0

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BernardKeane Justin Gleeson’s excoriating resignation letter to Brandis bit.ly/2eIND7e

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latingle Solicitor-General Justin Gleeson has resigned

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@sister_ratched @KBCanB @incorrect @TimWattsMP As a big supporter of Australian English, I shall now change my ways. Thank you.

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I do wish MPs and Senators would spend more time paying attention to their jobs and less time trolling me on Twitter.

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@sister_ratched @KBCanB @incorrect @TimWattsMP Wow. I’d never considered this. You have a point. I disagree, but you have a point.

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@TimWattsMP @incorrect Still, I’ve never been to Footscray properly, and it does represent an Australia that isn’t Bernard Salt.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “International mobile data networks still a serious security problem” zdnet.com/article/intern…

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@jodiem That’s just up the street, so I’ll check it out and then (if necessary) wander to Richmond.

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Not a bad office for a Monday afternoon… pic.twitter.com/vOYa0OgSVc

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New proposed band name: Trash Panda Rabies. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@voltagex I’ve never been in a helicopter. I should fix that.

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@AtomicMPC No we’re talking Richmond in Melbourne. I am in Melbourne this week. The podcast is being recorded in Melbourne.

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Actually, @incorrect, I shouldn’t ask @TimWattsMP because then he’ll want to be on the panel and we’ll have endless whinging about Turnbull.

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@incorrect I was thinking that too. I’m in no rush to lock in a venue. Tomorrow would even do. I should ask @TimWattsMP

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@pelagikat Thanks, that’s one I haven’t forgotten, and I’ll be over there soon.

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Also, the unplanned typo of “bar” to “barf” is genius.

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Conjecture: The more blonde women with big tits in the advertising, the fewer women of any kind ever in the venue.

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You can tell that when a barf advertises like this but isn’t even open on a Monday that it’s a quality* establishme..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…al

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Oh I have more money left on my Myki card than I thought. I can so run amok now.

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If you suggested a podcast-recording Melbourne pub to me, please repeat, because I’m an idiot and didn’t tag them all.

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I’ll listen anyway, since I’m in Melbourne all this week. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Apparently my so-called “editor” doesn’t want me to defame one of the world’s biggest intelligence organisations.

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This, too, can’t be repeated enough. twitter.com/erikjdavis/sta…

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nerdnitesyd Wow. Tonight we’ve gotten a primer on how to give male birds a handjob. Or should I say thumbjob? @LLHurleybird

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fanfiction_txt I have no words to describe this. I won’t even try. But you should know what I mean.

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Submerging Alan Jones into the ocean. Why didn’t I think of that? twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@cafuego Ta. Just reviewing my list of recommended locations now. Will have a decision by tonight.

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@RichardTuffin @zdnetaustralia Nope, not that one. I assume someone at @ZDNet is across that. We run a global follow-the-sun newsroom.

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garthk “… at least it wasn’t yarn-bombed.twitter.com/theage/status/…Gs

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains no cybers. It’ll scare the shit out of you for other reasons.

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bitcoin_txt The first true seastead powered by blockchain technology and operating as an independent state.

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Indeed, a few Canberra cyber people I’ve spoken to have asked, bluntly, “Why can’t Australia do this?” twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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@broek_af Nah. It’s more hilarious than serious.

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sarahjeong Anyways Wikileaks isn’t even a wiki

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@max_au Noted, though I’m specifically looking for the podcast venue today.

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@franksting Cool, I’ll add them to my list.

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@franksting That’s this afternoon’s job once I’ve filed for @zdnetaustralia.

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@slipperyseal @wobster Are you saying a rhinoceros ain’t heavy? (He’s my brother.)

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@spandaslui I’m disappointed that I didn’t get to chat with her properly.

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Lurking in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow on Bourke and Exhibition. It can’t do the podcast, but it can do a pint. As it is now.

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I’ve always loved how the correct unit of measuring the mass of a Melbourne tram is the rhino-on-skateboard. pic.twitter.com/zf5BVPTvS0

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@trentyarwood @darrenpauli Just wait until I write my column later today about international mobile data routing.

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@spandaslui Antivirus researcher, Malware Protection Center, Microsoft.

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@spandaslui Methusela Ferrer, she is. Nickname “Meths”.

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@spandaslui She was a VERY late addition, so I didn’t even have her “real” name. Will have it in a few minutes.

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“Every LTE call, text, can be intercepted, blacked out, hacker finds”, writes @darrenpauli theregister.co.uk/2016/10/23/eve…

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TrishHepworth How many warning did we ignore? twitter.com/wragge/status/…

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Hurrah for @DailyMailAU! This is beautiful and has brought a big smile to my face. pic.twitter.com/8hbF3hEm1E

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“Razer: vale Leslie Nassar, engineering genius and champion shit-stirrer” at @crikey_news crikey.com.au/2016/10/24/raz…

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Hey guys, I don’t think you quite understand… pic.twitter.com/nqZmIZkHqr

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@twiddlekins @NuclearAnthro What’s wrong with hugging hydrogen bombs?

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Well I see no immediate problem with it.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Any particular reason you’re concerned about “form”?

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rohan_p I see pic.twitter.com/VOfQvFuTxf

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MarkDiStef pic.twitter.com/pYxB9D54Zp

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glengyron “Some times we hold hands and walk across the sand in the soft moonlight” twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…

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@snrkl @jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Well there’s another FoI, if it’s not in the department’s annual report.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs AGD’s Protective Security Policy Framework. And ASD’s IT Security Manual. Go have fun, y’hear?

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs That way your requests requires four departments to coordinate the response. HT @BernardKeane.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Actually, write to Min Finance (or shadow) asking if Dept Finance needs PCI-DSS, refer to ASD ISM and AGD rules…

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs You could also just ask Dept Finance if Dept Health needs to comply.

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@jturner_ibrs @jpwarren This is a more succinct summary of the requirements, yes.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Although you can outsource that, as I do to @stripe, but of course that means I don’t see the card numbers.

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@jpwarren @jturner_ibrs Anyone who handles card numbers has to comply with PCI-DSS. It’s part of the T&Cs of being a merchant.

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You can also book for the free cyberpanel for @latrobe this Wed night 26 Oct. latrobe.edu.au/events/all/big…

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You can now start booking for podcast recording in Melbourne this Sat 29 Oct. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Lazy breakfast; story pitches; location scouting (that is, check out some pubs); afternoon TBA; plug the podcast plans.

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@Sporting_Tragic I suppose I could delegate that to someone.

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GreatDismal Amanita the size of a dinner plate, via son in Vanier Park pic.twitter.com/xsJGP1zlaX

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I suppose I should start thinking about getting out of bed soon. Or at least consider the early stages of planning for that.

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Good selection from @AndyDW_. The duckings one was one of my faves too. We’re sick puppies. twitter.com/AndyDW_/status…

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@Aitch_El This is what happens when you don’t have subeditors. Subs pick up those glitches and get them clarified.

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This photo of Leslie from the @gofundme page to benefit his family is just gorgeous. Vale, friend…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ic

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@marcuskelson @glengyron @Aitch_El @dannolan As you can see, in all the threads of his life he was a remarkable human. He’ll be much missed.

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@marcuskelson @glengyron @Aitch_El @dannolan I’d inferred a lot. I got a bunch of off-record news just before I went on stage yesterday.

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@marcuskelson @glengyron @Aitch_El @newscomauHQ Just read it now. Sorry, @dannolan, I didn’t realise you’d become the go-to source. Thanks.

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@indigoid Yeah the whole scenario is pretty fucked up.

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@glengyron @Aitch_El @newscomauHQ He has three daughters. Two were with him at the time. (Or two were injured. Unclear.)

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@Aitch_El @newscomauHQ An early report said “walking his daughters to school”, but it was a Saturday morning so we’re a bit confused.

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I was listening to @humansofthiis to confirm the names of his daughters for something that’ll appear later. I’m not going to wallow in it.

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It feels weird listening now, but Leslie was on @humansofthiis omny.fm/shows/humans-o… Our last public chat was corruptednerds.com/pod/c00015/

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That’s a solid obit from @newscomauHQ, combining all the threads.

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For friends who don’t yet know. “Aussie tech pioneer Leslie Nassar killed, daughters injured during ‘hit-and-run’”..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…n4

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@jpwarren @techoglot I have no idea. People gave me gummy bears, so I ate them. It’s what you do.

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Well now I’m kind of interested. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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@mpesce I just pass on what I know,

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It’s OK, folks, they’re on our side. More or less. Kinda. twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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bigmac So thoughtful of the ATM people to put this greeting on the machine, oh wait. pic.twitter.com/AtDlcLvZAD

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Ah, I thought I’d felt a disturbance in the Force. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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Monday. Look, you’ve put the top part on backwards. it’s a left-hand thread. Monday.

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