Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 27th, 2016

If you are in Melbourne then you are required by law to read these tweets. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Presumably because it catches fire and burns all your money, cards, and ID, leaving you destitute. twitter.com/SamsungAU/stat…

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I wonder what happened to @darrenpauli.

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jonkudelka Discovered I had record turned on for a cartoon I did for election day. Sort of fun watching the brain doodle. pic.twitter.com/iPtzw55xo0

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jojojakob Acrobat always presumptuously says it quit ‘unexpectedly’ but Adobe, mates, after the fifth crash of the day – i am expecting the sixth

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@stirlospace @darren__parker @FionaPattenMLC Yeah my work is rubbish. It’s also The Media, though, so I don’t know what to think.

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@skwashd Heh. I’ve loved @kcotnauq’s work, but I have no budget for actual people.

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@stirlospace @darren__parker That said, the audience is a fun place to be, and it IS a pub after all.

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@stirlospace @darren__parker People will public / published opinions and/or already in the media preferred.

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@stirlospace @darren__parker It’s structured according to the panel, but at this stage I need foils for / balance with our existing guests.

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@ruminski I would not be averse to this.

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I do have to keep saying that “The 9pm Edict” isn’t at 9pm. Like “Women’s Weekly” isn’t weekly.

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@stirlospace We record in the afternoon, you know.

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So who are the interesting men in Melbourne (apart from those I’ve asked and who made up transparently false excuses)?

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Right, I’ll have to lock in a couple of blokes now. @sallywhyte @FionaPattenMLC.

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fakeedbutler I’m going to listen to the border force podcast and live tweet it

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Sound the klaxon! Second panellist confirmed! @sallywhyte, @crikey_news journo and @synmedia chair, joins..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…qg

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@jodiem Yeah I checked them out yesterday.

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@jodiem That’ll depend on the final numbers. We’ll choose a suitable nook on the day, or with luck the day before.

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I hope @jodiem is happy now. I think this was one of her choices.

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Sound the klaxon! “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum” will be recorded at The Crafty Squire this Saturday afternoon!..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…0R

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patstokes Subeditors take the little pleasures wherever they find them.
theage.com.au/victoria/steve… pic.twitter.com/GgtWeIS3yH

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@AtomicMPC I seem to have missed the news story these “lifestyle” comments relate to, and I wish to remain ignorant.

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Why journalism is such an exciting career. twitter.com/Domaincomau/st…

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@RichardTuffin Probably not much. Merely being in poor taste isn’t grounds for removal, AFAIK. (I haven’t looked. I don’t do Facebook.)

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@KarlskiB Well you can’t argue with that.

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Wow things are more serious than I thought. Buy more coal. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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Buy more coal.

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@smartbrain Yep, that’s how it’s done. Get a minister to suspend the rules, then approve the new mine. Coal is good. Buy more coal.

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@smartbrain Coal is good for humanity. That’s what Tony Abbott says. And you know he’s always right. Buy more coal.

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@HappySinger Yeah having @FionaPattenMLC on board means success, even if the rest of the panel is rubbish.

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See if I did this at work people would complain. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

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Every radio station should have a dog, though preferably one that’s not dead. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

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There’s a lot happening in this tweet. Also, a kind of quiet, tragic gurgling sound. twitter.com/SenatorWong/st…

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The_Coolkoala Like an angel….. Sulphur-crested Cockatoo coming in for a landing (Cacatua galerita) @iauaauoo @ABSAbirds pic.twitter.com/0QsxDsRsxh

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This is some magnificent illustration, @THEMONTHLY. Now please don’t do it again. twitter.com/THEMONTHLY/sta…

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dobes Yep, I agree. He will either win, or lose. twitter.com/amworldtodaypm…

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oberonsghost In which Martial describes certain News Limited Publications. twitter.com/sentantiq/stat…

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@HappySinger Yep. @FionaPattenMLC and I haven’t caught up in ages. Should be fun.

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Drinking and inviting people to be on the podcast panel. But one of four is confirmed and that’s @FionaPattenMLC. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@munin Indeed. They’re an inspiration.

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franksting Rekt (bring back sub-editors) HT @leoniedoyle pic.twitter.com/Rhdzy5I19k

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@munin Indeed, and I would like to thank the Australian government for making it all possible.

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Not-final plug: “The 9pm Edict Public House Forum 4” is this Saturday afternoon at a Melbourne venue TBA. Lock in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…CN

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Final plug: Me at @zdnetaustralia Wed: “Censusfail: An omnishambles of fabulous proportions” zdnet.com/article/census…

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George Brandis is already pants-off at the very thought. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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“Less popular than Tony Abbott!! It’s a pretty stark thing to have inscribed on your political gravestone.”

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“Who could possibly replace Malcolm? Is there anyone with a set of ovaries big enough?” by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Who’d work for the US Secret Service? pic.twitter.com/ZciXniHaJ1

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@BeauMcCafferty @allisonr I’m pretty sure it’s just you, but after this week who can say.

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James_Jeffrey Is this hygienic? twitter.com/safimichael/st…

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@twiddlekins @allisonr I didn’t know you could get honey out of your gap.

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@twiddlekins @allisonr It’s terrible when plants spread into your gap and start growing there.

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reubenacciano Sapiosexual (the term) can GTFO. Anyone who has to label themselves in such an ostentatious, declarative way = probably a dud root anyway.

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I originally tweeted “Dent de Lyon”, but @allisonr has correctly identified these as Arctotheca calendula, a South..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…1m

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@larz Well I suppose they don’t have much blood of their own any more.

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I didn’t even know dogs could drive cars.

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stirlospace Tuesday week~ though it might take a few weeks for societal breakdown / 48h of no solid meals and no cap’n America..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…1p

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Brian_Ashcraft It begins. pic.twitter.com/Qs2BVNGLR2

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GreenJ the funny thing is he was actually dead at 67. it’s a bot. twitter.com/tomrjoyner/sta…

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When does America end again? Tuesday, is it? Or the one after?

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I should’ve brought my jacket. The sun is out, but it’s windy and 14C so yeah that.

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TheFix I just ate 24 Oreos. But I don’t endorse those Oreos.

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joshgnosis The latest @honi_soit is an entire parody of The Australian. pic.twitter.com/MbkExYbgdi

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TheFix For the billionth time: “Vote for” = endorse twitter.com/jasoninthehous…

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@kofeyh @joshgnosis @thetowncrier @crikey_news One does not argue too strongly with the wisdom of editors, and especially not the publisher.

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@jonoabroad There are worse places to work until my room is ready.

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@joshgnosis Yeah but @thetowncrier said I wasn’t allowed to use the word ‘cunt’ in @crikey_news which isn’t fair because Christian Kerr did.

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@broek_af I’m guessing he’s here under a witness protection program after having grassed up some Russian drug smugglers.

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The Boardwalk Cafe says it has cold beer and hot chips and it’s true. pic.twitter.com/V7Hhskn6Ae

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@broek_af OK well I shan’t bother then. Not when there’s so much fresh local seafood to be had.

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@marcuskelson It’s quite complicated, I grant you. And the owner is a cockney, so there’s yet another layer.

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@whiteswine @pelagikat These are excellent questions, but I’m curious to see what haddock tastes like.

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@incorrect Especially when the indicator screens list the trams by route order and not in time order.

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The owner just told me it’s their fourth week open and all their fish is from the North Atlantic. pic.twitter.com/k5tIia7GQs

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s another choice too, but yes I’m on a 96.

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@dobes You are quite correct and I feel embarrassed and ashamed.

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En route to St Kilda by a Correct Tram.

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I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BOARDED THE WRONG TRAM.

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I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED THE SSL CERTIFICATE.

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“TTL 300” MEANS WAIT FIVE MINUTES YOU ARSEHAT.

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Editing a DNS zone file because hurrah!

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@scottamcintyre No what we really need is session gin.

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YOUR SESSION COOKIE IS INVALID.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark So where ARE the Kray Twins when you need them?

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Is this “hang around” as is loitering? Or tinsel and bunting? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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NewtonMark I want a couple of retired boomers to hang around my house as Halloween horror decorations.

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Thu plan: Certain geek tasks; migrate to St Kilda; sort out everything to do with the podcasts before @jodiem explodes; collapse.

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OH: “Having new things on the menu is very confusing.”

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GaryNunn1 Front page news in the newspaper servicing the most densely populated area of the country’s biggest city ..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…Zz

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@incorrect Physically. The mentally bit goes without saying.

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I’m pretty sure I’m the youngest person here this morning.

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@kcarruthers Nobody has a more iconic brand than me.

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Despite my inability to communicate the venue details, this podcast recording is still on this Saturday afternoon…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…LZ

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farrm51 Some will not be happy with this. pic.twitter.com/RSYZ6O861f

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@jillethelmurray I was at a different place yesterday. @latrobe covered a night at @theracv as part of my fee.

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The oncoming locomotive of fate. Fear, then acceptance, then an end to the pain of existence. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…z0

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It’s OK, I’ve found the smoked salmon.

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Your livestock, your ageing labrador, your vacuum cleaner, your toaster, your garden hose… twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Is it possible to eat too many chicken sausages?

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The good thing about things on @ClickHole is that you know they’re true.

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ClickHole Wow. This is a good reminder to take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt! twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

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NewtonMark Lamenting the fact that Gina doesn’t love him as much as he thinks she should. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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I am pleased to report that the at @theracv City Club is very good indeed. Please fetch my wheelbarrow.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, AU’s Deputy PM. “Barnaby Joyce derides Labor as communists in front of Chinese ambassador” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Histreepix Adolf Hitler [citation needed]. 1942. pic.twitter.com/LYtBdy64Gp

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Histreepix “The Patriarch” was an affordable 1950s apparatus of oppression for stay-at-home bachelorettes. Bloomsbury, 1951. pic.twitter.com/qgGf8jJktQ

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ditzkoff This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…op

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edbott The worst pitch of 2016: “Election app inspired by Cards against Humanity”

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intelwire Hot take twitter.com/AthertonKD/sta…

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SimeonTheFool .@RNS @jeffsalkin Um. Guys. You know this isn’t… I mean, it’s not actually… You know what, never mihitwitter.com/i/web/status/7…Y1s5y6

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World’s worst, most indiscriminate orgy. pic.twitter.com/B8Mc2BavDD

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@trentyarwood Hey, I got to be sarcastic and blame everyone. Always fun. And thanks.

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“FBI Deploys Cyber Experts to Work Directly with Foreign Partners”, says @FBI fbi.gov/news/stories/f…

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Since we’re in the mood… Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, “Enola Gayyoutube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2G…mA

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Wednesday’s @zdnetaustralia yarn: “Censusfail: An omnishambles of fabulous proportions” zdnet.com/article/census…

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@KrazyKarl910 @zdnetaustralia Thank you. I was fun to write. I mean, I was supplied with such excellent* material.

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@Craig_Harvey All I can say is that I’ve been told I’d make an excellent Prime Minister.

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So Canberra on 8 December, apparently.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I went well, apparently. The people from @latrobe seem happy, and no-one threw bottles at us.

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start; certain geek tasks; migrate to St Kilda; sort out everything to do with the podcasts before @jodiem explodes.

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Thursday. That leg is wobbling a bit. Just cut it off. Poor dog. Thursday.

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