Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 28th, 2016

I have things to do in the morning. Gorn.

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That headline requires knowledge of two specific Australia news stories, but if you know them both then you’ll understand its perfection.

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Before I go to bed I really must remind people of this beautiful piece of work. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@buddhawilliams It’s not bad eh. Three wonderful women, and there’s so much to talk about.

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OK well the tram didn’t drive into the sea, but I arrived at my hotel so that will have to do.

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Turtles now. “What does it do? It’s just sitting there.”

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Listening to two young Canadian homosexualists explaining Australian wildlife to two young NZ women. I hope this tram drives into the sea.

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I have listened to the girls’ situation and agree that they should destroy the evidence.

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joshgnosis Sky News goes to a well-known aviation expert to talk about the Pence plane incident. pic.twitter.com/mx6XnycHOx

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OH, girls on the tram: “We’ll have to destroy the evidence.” So yeah obviously we’ve started talking.

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stilgherrian Read these tweets and book a place you arsehats. It’s tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie @FionaPattenMLC @sallywhyte Well your logistics are rubbish then. But it is being streamed and, obviously, recorded.

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Read these tweets and book a place you arsehats. It’s tomorrow. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Recording the Corrupted Nerds podcast with @darrenpauli and @bigmac at Coburg Lake Reserve. pic.twitter.com/7Zed1rz7JJ

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Confusing then amusing conversation with a taxi operator until we figure out I’m in Melbourne and the company put me thru to her in Sydney

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@twiddlekins Yeah so you can be wonderful and not show that to me.

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“Do you need to douche first?” twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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A sign that the cow has breast cancer. twitter.com/misswired/stat…

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Also, this is one of the most perfect sentences in the English language. twitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…

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Worth retweeting from this morning, I think. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@purserj I dunno where @samanthamaiden got the transcript, but here’s the audio. 3aw.com.au/news/the-pm-ha…

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spandaslui “The database backup was published to a publicly facing website.” Jesus… twitter.com/LifehackerAU/s…

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The Prime Minister give the Attorney-General his complete support. Or something. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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JustinianNews Brandis announces carve-up of family violence funding. $50 million in legal aid cuts and XX of victims remain..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ao

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@BlogsofWar And I would like a pony for Christmas, but hey.

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@BlogsofWar Are you suggesting some sort of experiment? ‘Cos I don’t think I’d be in favour of that.

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@erstkate I’ve configured my computer so I literally cannot watch Vines. :)

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@tomcarding @TrentForge Probably, yes. Quolls screech quite delightfully.

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cuckedwilly soon macs will be so simplified when u order one they will just send you a dildo in a box and thats it

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I’m assuming that Nanapower is an offshoot of Manpower for a niche audience. twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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These tweets will tell you about Saturday’s podcast recording. You got that? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I might have lunch in Fitzroy or Fitzroy North.

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“On Alaska Day, Russians Still Dream of Getting Alaska Back” observer.com/2016/10/on-ala…

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Why are people retweeting the @nswpolice message about Sydney’s emergency alarms? They test ‘em every month and they’re tweeted every month.

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Just checking, this does refer to COAG, the Council of Australian Governments, right? twitter.com/AndyDW_/status…

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Twitter really shouldn’t have spent all that early investment money on ketamine and baby oil.

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GonzoHacker By synchronizing our behavior with the algorithm, we were able to collapse the multiverse into a dev and master branch

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thegrugq_ebooks Cyberwar will too much!

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beneltham I’m so glad the ABC killed off The Drum, what with all the hard news and careful analysis on their website pic.twitter.com/uInHHobdor

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In which some arsehat opines about Vine and Twitter on @amworldtodaypm abc.net.au/am/content/201…

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jonrog1 TWITTER: … we could just, um think about tackling the trolls.
EXEC: No, kill Vine. That’ll solve everything.

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jonrog1 TWITTER: No one will buy us because of our toxic abuse problem. Solutions?
EXEC: Take the one thing we do that’s universally loved & kill it

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Watch the keynote no fuck off.

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“With robot in attendance.” Ah, the 21st century! (I hope this turns out OK.) twitter.com/Defaultjudgmen…

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“Banana plug” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

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SwiftOnSecurity Jony Ive needs to be stopped.

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We’re going to see retweets of everybody’s shitty Vine posts today, aren’t we.

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@munin @bgzimmer @oxfordtimes I had a lexicographer as one of my linguistics tutors. It was fun.

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@munin @bgzimmer @oxfordtimes I’m guessing that lexicographers would send letters containing strong words.

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joshgnosis Won’t somebody please think of the Vine stars?

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Histreepix During a fleeting truce in the Girl Guide-Chimp War of 1949-57, a tender but unsustainable love blossoms. May, 1950. pic.twitter.com/DoLQI3JgoY

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Fri plan: 0900 interview (done); final plans for tomorrow’s Edict; 1500 record Corrupted Nerds, Melbourne suburbia; TGIF in Melbourne.

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I’m not sure whether those last two retweets are related.

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GreenJ now we can all get some sleep. twitter.com/primroseriorda…

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jonoabroad OH: still don’t really touch it, maybe once a week if I’m watching a video on the train…

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doctorow The Pirate Party are poised to form Iceland’s government in Saturday’s election
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It makes a change from grilling your interviewees. twitter.com/Thezaurus_/sta…

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s_bridges Is Malcolm Turnbull a liar 🤔 pic.twitter.com/ueqPdmZxCQ

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notjessewalker Buzzfeed listicles of tomorrow: TEN THINGS ONLY 2016 KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND. Vines, Pepe, clown attacks, fake Trumps…

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@darrenpauli @bigmac I have email both of you so please do the needful.

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@darrenpauli Right. Name a time this arvo, and @bigmac and I will come to you, if it’s not the end of the earth. Or I’m in St Kilda.

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That special @australian parody from @honi_soit? There’s a full PDF at documentcloud.org/documents/3184… HT @dmeeze

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@dmeeze @crikey_news This is excellent news, and I lick your toes in gratitude.

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Yeah sure, Bing. Close, but no banana. @andrewdotnich pic.twitter.com/Uq1fH9zWVw

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Clarke and Dawe, “Running a Country is a Very Big Job”, in which Malcolm Turnbull is channeled. Five stars. youtube.com/watch?v=7m_4ZK…

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I am disappointed that @honi_soit hasn’t put their special edition on the web yet. honisoit.com/print-edition/ I am sulking.

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@tcsweetser @zdnetaustralia There’s a thought. I guess we can be glad it was just a DDoS attack. As far as we know.

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jonkudelka Oh wow. Work makes you free.

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AndyDW_ Assumed that quote meant it would be about my kids. twitter.com/nytscience/sta…

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Book a free audience spot publichouseforum4.eventbrite.com Or just turn up. It’ll also be streamed live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ from 1400 AEDT.

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Fri plan, draft: 0900 interview; record Corrupted Nerds podcast, if we can tie down @darrenpauli; final plans for Edict; TGIF in Melbourne.

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Thank you @robbie_buck for a little Nick Cave before breakfast. Kill all boomers.

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With three wonderful women on the panel, I have the choice of making it an all-female line-up or throwing in a token bloke. Today’s choice.

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Sound the klaxon! Third panellist @upulie joins @FionaPattenMLC and @sallywhyte at The Crafty Squire on Sat arvo…twitter.com/i/web/status/7…2V

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GreenJ Can I just say that ‘rebuilding’ that heritage pub is the worst idea. It’s gone. Make something beautiful and new.

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nihilist_arbys Vine is a lot like life: short, pointless and swarming with idiots.

Enjoy Arbys

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls I can do a round turn and two half-hitches, and a variety of other important knots.

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I suppose the question of whether I remove the following line from my /etc/hosts is now moot.

0.0.0.0 vine.co

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Meanwhile, Apple has launched its new MacBook. People won’t like this. youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv…

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What a potential philanthropist would need to commit to would be maintaining the content online on the same URLs, rights to display. (2/2)

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Vine’s content belongs to its users. Twitter says they’ll keep it up “indefinitely” (though that could become “defi..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…QW

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@GordyPls Well you would. Please try to be more careful in future.

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And… I’ve just been talking t@amworldtodaypmpm about bubbles. Bubbles bubbles bubbles. I guess that’ll be on after 0800 AEDT.

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Friday. Now you’ve gone and tangled it up. Why did you do that? Friday.

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