Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 2nd, 2017

MikeCarlton01 Jesus. Don’t let him near the knife drawer… twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/s…

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markhumphries If you saw the Department of Finance recruitment video, you’ll want to see this one from SBS. pic.twitter.com/egXNws23Q5

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Clarke and Dawe, “A Masterclass in Leadership” youtube.com/watch?v=u1wxUx…

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Quolls, of course, are awesome.

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Quokkas really are a bit shit.

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YES LET’S ERADICATE GUMTREES FROM AUSTRALIA AND THEN THE QUOKKAS BECAUSE THEY ARE RUBBISH ANIMALS. twitter.com/rachelbaxendal…

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cyberfysicalroo I see this driving down my street a lot & I think it has something to do with my wifi being slow/funny. Should I be..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hx

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NickEvershed IMPORTANT GRAPHIC How much pee is in our swimming pools? theguardian.com/science/2017/m… pic.twitter.com/PanLSnekQE

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benpobjie Indeed, but the media just seems obsessed with everything the Queen does twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@smartbrain Somehow I don’t think you’re the first.

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But will this be as big a thing as the “Downfall” parodies? twitter.com/latingle/statu…

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BadLipReading If there had been a microphone in the limo before Trump’s speech… pic.twitter.com/H5qS1AqQ6L

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benpobjie Strong endorsement twitter.com/bkehog/status/…

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Australia’s cyber czar @macgibbon is doing a Q&A right now on the hashtag so hit him up.

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@matrixtek Thanks. As I say, it’s slowly improving. Thank the gods, it’s just headaches and fatigue, not something more gastrointestinal.

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I say, Mr McCain is become quite excellent at this trolling stuff. twitter.com/TheDailyEdge/s…

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@matrixtek Yeah I tweeted about that earlier. I got the warning well after the page started to load, but I’m in no mood to explore.

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@RealNickHodge Some facts are too frightening for exaggeration.

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I am not enjoying the Conference Plague, but I seem to be getting better, slowly.

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Looking ahead to Friday, I’ll be up early local time to write, and to move to my hotel for the weekend. It’s only 1425 ICT right now, tho.

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Thu plan, revised: Data wrangling; story pitches (done); APRICOT/APNIC wrap, tho may skip the dinner. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu…

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sweden Odin appeared before me in a blizzard of drink tickets. He said: Hey, Sweden! Tweet! And I myself will carry you to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uM

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abcnewsAdelaide STORY: Anvil thunderstorm over the Barossa sends Adelaide eyes skywards. ab.co/2lBMout pic.twitter.com/BSim98D2bA

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Goddammit the email I sent to three hours ago didn’t send. I am now on the loose without editorial guidance.

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“Life in Silicon Valley is like iTunes —  It’s confusing, ever-changing and it terminates unexpectedly.”medium.com/@adam_chal/the…H

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I was thinking this exact sentence early this morning. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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BuzzFeedOzPol When you want your tutor to think you’ve done the reading. pic.twitter.com/RKe5BDvSQL

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liamosaur A hardboiled detective story about a mysterious silicon valley ridesharing company. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ab

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Spoonyman People Eating Tasty Animals twitter.com/manbearcatward…

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BFriedmanDC Media people in my feed (left) viewed Trump’s Navy SEAL moment last night very differently from the veterans (right..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oe

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lathiat Vocus: Not messing around with their company values! vocus.com.au/about-vocus/ou… pic.twitter.com/itw3vChsyo

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Senator Ludlam’s Hair is getting jealous of the attention again. twitter.com/SenatorLudlam/…

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Well here’s something I’ll have to dig out for later. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@tacticalmaid I’ve been having to put up with your family for generations.

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BOM_SA Check the CBD skyline! A perfect example of a anvil over producing localised rain in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HK

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BOM_SA Fantastic picture of a thunderstorm in the this afternoon. Classic cumulonimbus anvil visible from..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dC

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About time. It was a rubbish city anyway. twitter.com/radionotes/sta…

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Further evidence that “the market” is bullshit. It’s the same person, arsehats. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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TheSun A naked female clown has been spotted walking through a city wearing just white body paint and a red nose…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JY

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wolfcat We are all just waiting for the headline “The Sessions is in Court” aren’t we?

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@voltagex @RealNickHodge If memory serves, this used to be called the Australian Boring Society.

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Henry_Belot BREAKING: Linda Burney has just referred Alan Tudge to the AFP to determine whether any laws have broken re disclosure of information.

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I think I did, but it didn’t really help.

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I think I need a brief nap after all that.

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Yeah look one thing a a time. Also, is that Chris Lilley in the video’s poster frame? twitter.com/SydneyTom_/sta…

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Also, @ben_hr, I watched the entire thing. The board is looking forward to your detailed presentations. Or somesuch bullshit.

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I also love how @FairfaxMedia has watermarked and tagged the video, making it look like they’re responsible for making it. Bravo.

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Can I just say that the Australian Department of Finance’s “The Game Changers” recruitment video is fuckin’ awesome. youtube.com/watch?v=XvrcEj…

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@adliwahid Good morning, Adli! Today will be an excellent day. Because I’m not dying.

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Today is 2 March 2017 and Senator George Brandis QC is the Attorney-General of the Commonwealth of Australia.

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Since there were doubters, behold! Aloe vera yoghurt! pic.twitter.com/thsVy0tpKy

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McJesse *kisses fingers* pic.twitter.com/flWcRqlRtv

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@NuclearAnthro I’ve been enjoying the many colours of the smog-filled sky of Ho Chi Minh City.

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queergirI destroyed pic.twitter.com/Qrb1ZKcBb1

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SwiftOnSecurity Disinfecting a Windows machine is like running your neighbor’s toilet scrubber under the kitchen faucet before brushing your teeth with it.

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Thu plan: Data wrangling (almost done); story pitches; APRICOT/APNIC wrap, including closing dinner. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu…

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There was a time when waiting around for dockers would get you arrested. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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hotdogsladies “BREAKING: Sharply Focused White House Press Corps Brings Renewed Scrutiny to Complex Policy Issues” pic.twitter.com/pSVwpzhYAT

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paulwallbank “a level of sincerity usually reserved for hostage videos.” Mumbrella on the Department of Finance’s video. mumbrel.la/2mbmz8c

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@Slinguist @truewhitehouse I think you’ll find that’s part of the parody.

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“Uber Driver Fawzi Kamel Explains Why He Argued With CEO Kalanick” nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u… [Because Kalanick is a cunt?]

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darrenrovell This might be the greatest lie in resume lie history. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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polNewsNetwork1 This is the future that liberals want. pic.twitter.com/QwterpqQbH

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claire_eyfs When your dog starts eating quinoa you know you have a problem.

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Here’s hoping that DFAT makes a video like Finance did. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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truewhitehouse If Islams chooses to believe in God then they can be a religion! Muslims too! You’re move guys! twitter.com/politico/statu…

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THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF OUR TIME. twitter.com/CyberPrefixerA…

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TeenVogue Rihanna accepting her Harvard Humanitarian of the Year award is all of us: tnvge.co/GFvhH3k pic.twitter.com/CDYSxZXDTD

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350 Today it was 63.5F / 17.5C — in Antarctica. That’s a record. reut.rs/2macuYt pic.twitter.com/ZdV50ZSt2g

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@PeteLawler I’ve already got Conference Plague, so I might as well as food poisoning to the list.

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Thu plan, supplemental: Dinner is at the Elisa Floating Restaurant, but don’t go to its website. pic.twitter.com/CUgZIrNRWL

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Thu plan, draft: Data wrangling; story pitches; APRICOT/APNIC wrap, including closing dinner. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu…

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rohan_p I think the quality of Clive Palmer’s Facebook content might even beat his tweets pic.twitter.com/Yr4BY72c4U

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@GreenJ It’s such a glorious way of highlighting what words Mr Trump actually uses.

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oliyoung … by PETtwitter.com/seanmaynard/st…cH

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Actually, if I’m sending people down the @serafinowicz Sassy Trump rabbit-hole, then this is the one to watch. youtube.com/watch?v=2JEa1j…

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StartingBlockSF I laugh in that statement’s general direction. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…

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jillastark “If you were born after 1984 you are absolutely useless to this country” @3AWNeilMitchell’s take on Millenials.

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This is one of my favourite @serafinowicz Sassy Trump pieces, “I Don’t Need That” youtube.com/watch?v=vdgpU-…

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I can see this photo of Burnt Fagend becoming a meme. (Do we still do the Shorten name thing?) twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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Well I’m going to call it Samantha. twitter.com/tomrjoyner/sta…

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MarkDiStef Turnbull has been asked over and over if he’ll defend the penalty rate cut against Labor’s attacks… here is his lattwitter.com/i/web/status/8…DEXr

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jamiesont Years from now when people ask me to explain 2017 to them I will refer them to this tweet twitter.com/jeffbercovici/…

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Thursday. It comes in eight flavours, none of which you enjoy. Thursday.

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