Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 3rd, 2017

@DrJJoyner @CarlPrinetweets Just as I get grumpy when the cybers are misrepresented, say with a “OMFG CHINA HACKERS CHINA CHINA” headline.

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@twiddlekins @CarlPrinetweets @DrJJoyner That’s overstating it a bit. Well, a lot. But that does make Carl the Pope, so I dunno…

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YesBiscuit No a classic mistake is putting baking soda instead of baking powder in the cookies. You are thinking of perjury. twitter.com/AriFleischer/s…

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Yet there it is, a well-composed photo on a political news site, read by people who don’t say “layered defence”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xw

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Note also: New submarines, and a visit by the Emperor of Japan. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. Move along…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…y2

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thirstygargoyle Why is there a four-leafed clover on the back? Did St Patrick have a point to make about the Holy Quartet or someth..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S5

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MicroSFF The last man on Earth sat alone in his house, when there was a knock on the door.
And then the murders began. twitter.com/marc_laidlaw/s…

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Looking at nearby places. I suspect the Saigon Ranger Bar dates back to the 1960s.

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Sunset soon. I should try to wake up again and seek out food and drink. pic.twitter.com/xkl38hxkas

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@markhumphries @paulwkennedy @LaTrioli They seem to be a little bit delicate in the morning, which surprises me.

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@FakeDanTosello @rwerkh But it’s nice to know we’re more or less on the same page.

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@FakeDanTosello @rwerkh In which case we can include him in with the cows.

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CliveFPalmer Dung
Did a dung
Ding a Ling ding
Ding dung
Dong
Ning
Wing Ding
All gone

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CliveFPalmer Dog on the grog
Kanine martinis
Shaken not stirred
Licked not drunk
Makes him fart a lot. pic.twitter.com/vMfyBxH1w8

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@FakeDanTosello @rwerkh Maybe just punch the cunt in the face a few times.

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blakestacey This is the future liberals want. pic.twitter.com/bqLiwjCZ9o

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People writing blog posts telling Travis of Uber how to grow up would better spend their time teaching the cello to cows.

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There is no bubble. There is no bubble. There is no bubble. There is no bubble. twitter.com/AFP/status/837…

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It’s a toss-up between Cliev and Ern Malley. twitter.com/jillethelmurra…

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This partly cloudy day is a present just for me from CARROT Weather. [Right then.] itunes.apple.com/app/id96139057… pic.twitter.com/C1QDDmZliX

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Failing to secure DNS is ‘savage ignorance’: Geoff Huston” zdnet.com/article/failin…

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ziyatong The Japanese have a term for this: pic.twitter.com/AFMOC0pOlN

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Well Clive’s weight loss program seems to be working just fine.

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CliveFPalmer Chico rolls
Roll dice
Chico rolls
Eat
Chic rolls
Chico roll
Yummy

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CliveFPalmer Lamington ladies
Tamborine babies
Who knows
Who goes
Love flows.
To block
To stare
To care
Not there
Not there
Not there.
Lamington ladies.

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CliveFPalmer Hide my monkey
Take a pear
Stick my rabbit
Radio 4zzz

Sleep
Roll over once
Roll over twice
Ice ice ice
Manchester

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CliveFPalmer Red custard
Blue mustard
Green sun caviar
White wall man
Smarties
Apple crumble
And beer.
Burp

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CliveFPalmer White mice. Just one. pic.twitter.com/CV0ZcsUGG5

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CliveFPalmer Rain In my heart
Rain on my roof
Rain rain rain On you Rain
Let freedom rain
Let love rain
Let freedom rain
Be all you can be
Freedom rain

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CliveFPalmer It don’t rain love
And it don’t rain freedom.
It just rains
That’s all.

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CliveFPalmer Diamond Tigers
Crazy moon dogs
Fat bananas
Crystal pumpkins
Sing a love song
Kiss a frog
Mush an egg
Tummy rub

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CliveFPalmer Take a pie in your left hand hand
Apply BBQ sauce
Take another pie in your right hand
Bring them together
Bite

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CliveFPalmer Vegemite
Black on site
Love it baby
Vegemite
Bath tonight
Under mighty cloud

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CliveFPalmer I love lamingtons
In the morning
The smell
The touch
The impression
I love the coconut
Memories
I want you

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TheDanBarrett My tweets aren’t a Windows Phone or sub $500 Android read. If you don’t read them on an iPhone+, you’ll miss out on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hc

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I have come to the conclusion than the Vietnamese mobile phone market is a giant Ponzi scheme.

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Well yes, obviously, but this doesn’t help me top up this SIM. twitter.com/dmeeze/status/…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Failing to secure DNS is ‘savage ignorance’: Geoff Huston” zdnet.com/article/failin…

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Also, the titles of Geoff Huston’s presentations are misleading. They contain many geeky digressions and much snark.

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I’ll try to remain calm after realising I’ve used whitespace three different ways in those three tweets. *twitch*

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I said I’d tweet the direct links to Geoff Huston’s three provocative presentations at , so here they are…

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BlogsofWar RT if you probably haven’t meet Sergey Kislyak. Fav if you can’t recall but won’t deny it. pic.twitter.com/TaHp9sPqr7

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. No cybers, but it does include the words “pathetic” and “ignorance”.

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Since when did being a hypocritical dipshit disqualify you for public office?

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troyhunt Of all the stupid shit you could connect to the internet… and I thought teddy bears were bad!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0Q

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slimejam “Set phasers to… wait, I forget the options, I totally blanked on the exam. Curdle? Is that a setting?twitter.com/amyignatow/sta…az

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Claire_Phipps Thought this was but in fact Sean Spicer *was* the White House Easter Bunny so who knows anything any more twitter.com/i/moments/8374…

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ChrisMurphyCT Your regular reminder that at the center of this engima wrapped in a riddle tucked inside a mystery are the tax returns.

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HeerJeet Did the Russian ambassador do anything last year other than meet with Trump people? twitter.com/samueloakford/…

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Fri plan, supplemental: Given the timezone differences, I hope I can get both @zdnetaustralia yarns done. Still, rack ‘em all up for Monday.

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Fri plan, redraft: ; write for @zdnetaustralia x 2; change hotels; afternoon and evening TBA.

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TrumpInTheWild Time to get your cardio from duck and cover squats. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Many thanks to the @apnic crew for an excellent APRICOT/APNIC conference. Many learnings.

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intelwire Star what now twitter.com/heatstreet/sta…

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I can never look at this building the same way ever again. twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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SBSComedy Lonely Man Wishes Someone Would Hold Him As Long As Centrelink
sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/d3hWZszxr6

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@matrixtek Thanks, Michael, you too. I’m staying on until Monday.

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Charles_Lister This is not a joke.

- This terrorism “expert” sat in the White House, thinks using “Radical Islamic…” is the “key”twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mlD3

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This morning’s view of the Bitexco Financial Tower. pic.twitter.com/Hi9PBRDMQq

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; ; write some more; change hotels; evening TBA.

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@bubbiting @decryption The trick is to talk to the listener, not yourself. Same as, say, a lecturer or a storyteller.

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@PeteLawler @jpwarren @bobby I have seen this before and it’s both disturbing and heart-warming.

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Jenny_Trout This is the future that liberals want pic.twitter.com/SWJzCZTFT7

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HistoryPixs Roza Shanina was the deadliest female sniper during WW2. At age 19 she had 54 confirmed kills. pic.twitter.com/CWpt2qGsHG

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Friday. Garden hose. Horse’s nose. West wind blows. Dog. Friday.

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