Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 8th, 2017

Remember, folks, in the mid-1990s Australia was #3 in global internet speeds, after the US and Finland. This is our..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bq

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I don’t give @Herring1967 any money, because I’m a cunt, but I follow his every word and you should support his work.

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Ah! This year @Herring1967 has sponsors. A good cause. Please consider. twitter.com/Herring1967/st…

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Our hearts should go out to @Herring1967, who once more is replying to every arsehat asking “Why isn’t there an International Men’s Day?”

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@jonoabroad Indeed. And besides, sometimes the journey is more important than the destination.

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@Herring1967 Just quietly, thank you for your continuing your work, especially on this day. You’re doing God’s work.

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The other lesson from tonight is that we could have just looked it up on Wikipedia, but where’s the fun in that?

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So, boys and girls, what have we learned here tonight?

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Just think, this is the sort of question that would keep pub arguments going for hours. Well, it did. But now we have the answer!

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Wow wow wow, @BuzzFeedOz! The whole Bertie Beetle thing is a showbag-only phenomenon! twitter.com/Eltie_/status/…

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Wow. Just, wow. This is warrants a whole separate investigation twitter.com/GyanS/status/8…

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But hey, you say “Can you call me a cab thanks?” and it happens and the driver already knows where you’re going. NO APP REQUIRED.

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OK so the bar manager was a bit previous in locking the door, but it was me and a staff member drinking. Village life.

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That village life thing where the taxi driver who took you to K-town is the same guy who took you to the pub and also took you home.

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So the important question that @BuzzFeedOz needs to investigate is whether Bertie Beetle exists anywhere but in showbags.

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Once more, someone in their 20s (kinda) knows Bertie Beetle, but only from showbags. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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Haha I’ve been locked into the pub.

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Note to self: Tell @BuzzFeedOz that their Royal Easter Show investigation needs to focus on Bertie Beetle.

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So yeah we know they’re old, but are they still new? twitter.com/MdmAbsentMinde…

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See there’s this, thank you, but it’s only from the showbags. twitter.com/traceyb65/stat…

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OK, so Bertie Beetle is still a thing? But in anything other than showbags? twitter.com/PrincessFluffy…

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And because my companion here’s father used to run the Monte Carlo machine at the old Arnott’s factory at Homebush.

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The question came up because the TVC for the Royal Easter Show show showed Bertie Beetle showbags.

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OK I’m seeing yes responses from people in their 30s but no-one in their 20s. I’m guessing it’s too old for anyone else?

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IMPORTANT FRONT BAR QUESTION: With Sydney’s Royal Easter Show coming up, does anyone under 40 know what a Bertie Beetle is?

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“I used to get a bacon and egg roll here across the road [points] but it’s not the same.”

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OH: “I hate toasted bread… so I got [the chef] to fry up some bacon with some chips on top, and then barbecue sauce.”

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OH: “My daughter, when she’s been on the piss the night before, I know to always make her a bacon sandwich.”

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The front bar discussion has turned to the complexities of the bacon sandwich.

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Being in a front bar is about the only time I watch broadcast TV. Why does anyone even bother making it any more?

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I’m only watching My Kitchen Rules because I’m too lazy to ask the barman to change channels.

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@posty Neither @BlogsofWar nor I are in a position to confirm or deny.

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@tacticalmaid I’ve forgotten many things… so many things.

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I say, isn’t My Kitchen Rules a cavalcade of bullshit.

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@i0n1c Inasmuch as I understand anythi… ah, I see your point.

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I’d always assumed that Probus was some sort of club for enthusiasts of alien experiments. Glad to have that confir..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oH

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Apparently people are allowed to pay the actual listed fare for the seat. This may come as a shock. twitter.com/i0n1c/status/8…

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The funniest part about all this is that I’m currently the youngest person in this bar. Well, there’s only two othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rn

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This is very much the impression I’m getting from our narrator. twitter.com/MattCNS/status…

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I can’t tell the rest of this story because it’s really not in very good taste.

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OH: “I was at a Probus meeting for ‘active retirees’. I’ve never had to put up with such a musty smell. Don’t these people notice?”

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ericpink Tuned in to see @riskybusiness on .. He looks different on telly! pic.twitter.com/TAIjanecWw

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This is why Hillary had to go hiking for so long. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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This is the cloud era equivalent of “You can use your personal micro computer to look up your recipes in the kitche..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0N

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OMFG! The website at theskywhale.com is no more! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE SKYWHALE?

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Wow @BlogsofWar just tweeted something about MKULTRA and the whole tweet suddenly disappeared!

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@Craig_Harvey Now there’s a thought. If only I still had a real camera. But… WILL WE SEE THE SKYWHALE?

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@dobes Reality is so much worse than fiction.

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If this were any more of a dog’s breakfast then something something joke about a brand of dog food oh whatever you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S8

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I also noted earlier today that Brandis wanted legal advice before telling the Senate who was at some official meeting with him. OK then.

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“Government agencies skirting metadata laws to access telco data: Comms Alliance”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/govern…

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Getting a different kind of grief in this pub.

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I’ve changed pubs.

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I don’t know that I could eat a whole one. twitter.com/gattaca/status…

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@yinyangman69 I’m not sure. It’s just moved on to The Black Keys. Totally the wrong mood for the room. I think I’ll change pubs.

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@yinyangman69 Oh it was some ethnic shit. He’s switched it to Johnny Cash, which is acceptable. Well, an improvement anyway.

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I also wish to remind people that I’m the number one Google Search result for “things just catch fire sometimes”.

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Don’t verbal me. The actual quote is: “Things just catch fire sometimes.” twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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Me to barman: “It’s not a big thing, but do please change the music before I’m forced to burn down this pub and kill everyone in it.”

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nazzer You must have said something using twitter.com/lady_nerd/stat…

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@daniels_den I don’t know. Do you? I’m sure we haven’t met.

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@oberonsghost Sold! As I say, always some useful way to spend a Saturday in Canberra.

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I’ll figure out some Canberra accommodation tomorrow. Booking train tickets is enough work for one day.

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Looking forward to the keynote by Dr Deborah Frincke who heads the NSA/CIA Research Directorate. acsc2017.com.au/program/speake…

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Right. I’m in Canberra from Tue evening 14 Mar to Sat afternoon 18 Mar. For acsc2017.com.au/program/ and other things.

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You people take too long. I’m betting there’s something worth doing in Canberra on Saturday. So a Saturday evening return.

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Should I stay in Canberra next Friday night? Deciding whether to return Friday afternoon or Saturday evening.

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I have no idea who Campbell Parkes is, but already I’m a huge fan. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Tim_Beshara On this I admire the female red-back spider who starts to devour the male spider while copulation is still..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QC

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joshgnosis The innocence of a lot of replies to this tweet is adorable.

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patrickgjackson Credit where it’s due. twitter.com/centcom/status…

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Spoonyman “Pope Clement V disbanded the order in 1312”
Historical understatement of the day. twitter.com/foxnews/status…

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So where is @AusChamber’s social media manager in all this?

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mcspocky Trump White House goes into media lockdown: No on-camera briefings as events spiral out of control..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sq

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VicUnions .@AusChamber Forgive us, but it’s impossible to adequately express just how wrong you are in only 140 characters…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gd

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@NuclearAnthro Careful. They’ll be sending The Van for you any minute now.

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SwiftOnSecurity (Correction: I tweeted about a table of Android exploits being unimportant, but I forgot to backdate to when these files were taken.)

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No it’s not. The CIA attack requires physical access to insert a USB stick. Remote attacks were demo’d in 2013…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…n5

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@SallyRMelb @JohnBirmingham @SnarkyPlatypus Why thank you. You’ll certainly see when I’m next in Melbourne.

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_AmyGray_ Amazing use of shade in that painting, right? twitter.com/wsj/status/839…

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We have been, as @firstdogonmoon put it, well and truly Tudged. twitter.com/LindaBurneyMP/…

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LindaBurneyMP So while Mr Tudge has been claiming to claw back $300m in debts, he’s actually only got $24m. That is quite a deception.

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StickboyBangkok No words needed… pic.twitter.com/1XRH9jsnxf

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benpobjie Me getting paid. twitter.com/TheChallenger6…

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DavidParis How the baby boomers destroyed everything - The Boston Globe bostonglobe.com/ideas/2017/02/…
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ProfJeffJarviss Wow: first time since it was unveiled. twitter.com/iskandrah/stat…

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NuclearAnthro BREAKING: giant sex toy to be launched into space to appease the angry gods of the sky. twitter.com/rt_america/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh just Sydney. I’ve got a briefing in the morning. Canberra is next week.

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Wed plan, draft (yeah, I know): Errands and dinner, Katoomba; a moderately well-behaved evening, because I have an early train tomorrow.

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I think the management team at DHS are differently competencied. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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joshgnosis It’s nice, it’s different, it’s unusual. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Oh it gets better and better! @Aiannucci couldn’t surpass this! Who ARE these wankpuffins? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Oh hang on, I have to go to K-town anyway.

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jeamland Personally I think we should take International Womens Day to celebrate Erica Betz.

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IS IT SCHNITZEL NIGHT I NEED TO KNOW.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s clearly a question only @JohnBirmingham can answer.

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Least ambitious erotic goal ever. But hey, cheap stories! twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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Wait. Or is it schnitzel night at the Alex?

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arctictony Iconic image of woman deciding between healthcare and that sweet new iphone she wanted. pic.twitter.com/L3atWTYBcJ

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ccroucher9 Liberal Senator Eric Abetz uses International Women’s Day to pay tribute to…. the Queen. pic.twitter.com/iiQrKczjqB

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I might head up to K-town for various reasons.

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jeamland Timeless tweet. twitter.com/freakboy3742/s…

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franksting Sony Revenue/profit 2016: $20 billion/$169 million
Netflix Revenue/profit 2016: $8.8bn/$186m twitter.com/JonErlichman/s…

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SwiftOnSecurity The fact that “” was released is proof it’s worth far more as a political talking point than as any kind of technical weapon.

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SwiftOnSecurity Does it matter what the truth is, when WikiLeaks can write the headlines, and days later no one can find what they were talking about?

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SwiftOnSecurity Who analyzed ? Who wrote the summary, whose insinuative talking points you see repeated verbatim on the news in a publicity blitz?

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Dear @jeamland… I have already tweeted that. And now I’m having a little lie-down. (Also, @ChuckTinglele video game FTW!)

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PlunkettPrime Well, let’s roll out the Mission Accomplished banner!

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And in the category of excellence in the field of information security the award goes to… twitter.com/Laughing_Manti…

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jessfraz This is the best hot take. twitter.com/violetblue/sta…

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natecochrane Witnesses to Trump sex parties alleged to have been silenced or “coerced to disappear”. Like the plot of Le Carre o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lx

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For reference, here’s a Fairfax file photo of Airtasker co-founder Tim Fung. I’ve heard him speak and on panels. Sm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W7

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Look @TraceySpicer, at least they’ve drawn an Asian with slanty eyes, so we should at least congratulate them for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7s

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Mr @ErrataRob, who is a smart man, has made some smart comments on the CIA dump. You would be advised to read them. twitter.com/ErrataRob/stat…

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@joshgnosis Has anyone made the comparison with “Brazil” yet?

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VicUnions How not to : feature a helpful meme of a male CEO bragging about cutting women’s wages. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iq

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da5ch0 Look, I’m not saying ATMs are trivial to hack, just that lots of them seem to run Doom okay. Infer what you will 😏 pic.twitter.com/PNPPj4L4Tp

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How to miss the forest by focusing on a tree. twitter.com/davispg/status…

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Sorry, who’s in charge here? They’ve got a system running with no way of stopping it? Sounds a lot like bullshit. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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It might fun this once but we shouldn’t make a habit of it. twitter.com/taddmike/statu…

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backhoe_mix when ur alienated from the product of ur labor pic.twitter.com/aWAMNbSscx

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TheOnion Boss Wants Friendly, Relaxed Company Culture In Place By Friday trib.al/RRbEzLL pic.twitter.com/o96NZZGite

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ChuckTingle please enjoy this important gif from upcoming chuck tingle videogame (ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE THANK YOU) twitter.com/UnburntWitch/s…

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@davispg @joshgnosis I once reported on a Senate hearing without getting out of bed.

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I think the real message here is that more carts should be hauled by women. twitter.com/mbll/status/83…

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DanHopp Forget iPhones, this is the level of animosity Fox News has towards poor people pic.twitter.com/OIVhTu14vk

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EmilyGorcenski Holy shit. Mexico is cancelling some exports to the US because Trump’s failure to fill posts leave no one to negoti..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sF

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I’ll read the rest of this later, but “weaponise the zeitgeist” is already winning me over. twitter.com/DrMiaow/status…

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Thank you @joshgnosis @davispg and others for tweeting the Senate grilling re Centrelink cleverness. Looking forward to the afternoon.

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SamuelAnnis It’s been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot’s pic.twitter.com/En3OMIAGYB

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SwiftOnSecurity Stop giving them the tools.
Make a PHP frontend. twitter.com/hackingdave/st…

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@mjg59 I know! It’s magical!

Really going now.

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smurray38 Inability to distinguish between “less” and “fewer” twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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SimoneGiertz Norway is like the uncanny valley of Sweden.

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@mjg59 I think we’re in furious agreement and I misread the tone of your original tweet. I’ll go away now.

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@mjg59 They’re apparently magical in every other way too.

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@llament Ah, well it was hilarious. The @macgibbon report pulled no punches, and his evidence in the Senate inquiry was fun listening.

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@llament There’s links to the two relevant inquiry reports in my final yarn about it. zdnet.com/article/census…

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@llament There were waves of DDoS, but peaking at such low levels that any competent architecture and response plan should have survived.

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Which is why Mr Burns answers the phone “Ahoy-hoy”. twitter.com/mathewi/status…

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Tim_Beshara There is a deeper meaning we can all draw from this parrot. I just don’t know what that is. twitter.com/helenjmacdonal…

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ericgarland This is the sickest 19th century English literature burn in US political history. twitter.com/axios/status/8…

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@daviottenheimer You are a bad man. But then “donated” is tricky word…

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CIA also has to “resort” to buying bullets for their guns, drones for airstrikes, and gasoline for their cars. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mI

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@jetztgibtshaue Exactly. Someone remembers. (I rewatched it on the plane Monday night.)

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“Into Poland”, “through Belgium”, “triumphantly into Paris”, and so on. twitter.com/kjmci/status/8…

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mattblaze Anyway, you can now return to tying today’s news into whatever shape knot you need it to be in to support your political position.

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Please, don’t retweet the hot takes from The Inter Sept. There’s enough Julian Snow Den fanfic as it is.

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jeamland OH: “activist hobbit moderators”

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You mean like how was demonstrated on stage three and a half years ago? zdnet.com/article/smart-… twitter.com/i_vamshi/statu…

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stats_canada 0% of Canadians need to choose between an iPhone and healthcare

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“I am shocked — shocked! — to find surveillance going on in here.twitter.com/riskybusiness/…l6

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@nphair @riskybusiness Well I daresay you get out of bed earlier that Patrick.

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There’s two ways to sew on four-hole buttons: the stitches forming a cross, or in parallel. The Brits got that little detail wrong.

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Easy stuff to mock, but in WW2 an SOE operation was detected because the buttons on their fake German uniforms were..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9j

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SuperNerdCow THE CIA HAS A LIST OF “JAPANESE STYLE” ASCII FACES TO USE WHEN INFILTRATING ONLINE COMMUNITIES

MY SIDES

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Still, if Letterman has “broken silence”, I’m guessing Steve Vizard will do so too, three months later with the same hand gestures.

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Well if DAVID LETTERMAN has spoken the we’re up to the endgame. (FFS “breaks silence? Get a grip.) twitter.com/thehill/status…

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You had me at “velvety soft underbelly”… twitter.com/johnastoehr/st…

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bitcoin_txt If you want to push Bitcoin Influence, we got to constantly make Bitcoin Memes. Memetric Warefare!!!!!

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I’m going to hate today. I can just tell.

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… and it must all be true because the other boy in his room in another country says “Yeah seems legit.”

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The documents say that the They are doing the kinds of things they’re paid to do, but better than people who are doing other things…

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If I understand this correctly, the boy who won’t come out of his room has handed our a bunch of documents because he’s clever…

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@munin Stop asking questions and look at all the different colours. At different times.

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I would suggest that the head of Kodak needs to stop drinking cough medicine before breakfast. twitter.com/missannabiller…

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Even better, the script from a Budweiser commercial. twitter.com/abradacabla/st…

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xor The fact that the White House brought props but didn’t bother figure out a way to make them visible is so typical o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WP

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ThePlumLineGS Last month, 78% of Rs trusted Trump, not media, to tell them truth: tinyurl.com/hq9o8cn

Now that’s up to 86%:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Js

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Wednesday. It’s soiled itself again, hasn’t it. Wednesday.

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